Monday, October 31, 2011
Plotting people upon acquaintance into a mental Venn diagram, based on their first-impression personality. The options are: funny, smart, nice.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Business begets business.
The first rule of thumb when setting up a lemonade stand is always starting out with a nice little pile of change in your coin jar. Customers will be more likely to purchase if legitimacy is faked/proven.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
A great feeling: having a friend reveal the hidden subtext in a conversation that you assumed to be a series of terrible interactions, and concluding with "that's all this is."
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Currently eavesdropping on a conversation that I wish I wasn't listening to - an honest to goodness unreal amount of pet names directed towards an apparent lover.
You should try visualizing literal terms of endearment: whisper to a sweet pea that you can't wait to see it later. Tell a jar of honey how incredibly sweet and attractive it is. Buy chocolate and roses for a sugar cube. Hug a pumpkin.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Wearing a formal dress at home is a much more satisfying sort of sartorial violation than wearing a sweat-stained t-shirt to work.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
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