First Phase Inspiration and Enthusiasm.
The idea comes to you. You have no idea how you will begin or
complete the project. It is all very exciting, you spend every waking
moment thinking about it.
Suggested DVD to play while working:
Something happy, like The Gilmore Girls
Second Phase
Conception. You begin to plan and visualize. You are still excited and enthusiastic. You draw, you doodle. Fun fun fun. It's all rainbows and sunbeams now.
Suggested DVD to play while working: something amusing and fun, like Eureka
Third Phase
Execution. The idea begins to take form, still fun, still exciting. You celebrate, it is finally coming together. WOO HOO. If you blog, this is when you blog about it.
Suggested DVD to play while working: Something adventurous, like
Lost or Heroes
Fourth Phase
Reality. A little less fun. You are discovering the contingencies that you didn't plan for. You are entering the "it isn't perfect after all", stage. But you soldier on.
Suggested DVD to play while working: a drama, something like, Nip/Tuck,
Medium, Sopranos
Fifth Phase.
I hate this effing thing and how fast can I get this effing thing done and out of my sight stage. This is when you unintentionally hurt yourself by staying hunched over the sewing machine or serger far longer than you should because you just want to be done with it. You have made some boo boos and it is no longer "art". Your sewing dungeon looks like it is home to human sized gerbils who use fleece as nesting material. Pieces of fleece are everywhere, as are serger tails and pins. You have run out of black serger thread and you finally have to stop sewing until the next day, which of course is Sunday and the useless excuse for a fabric store doesn't open until noon on Sunday, which is probably a good thing after all, because you have come to think of Advil as being it's own food group.
Suggested DVD to play while working: something where people die and there is blood and gore, something like
Dexter, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under
Sixth stage. Madness. You are so close
to being finished, you start to get a little giddy and giggly, you
stay up too late sewing and you begin talking to yourself in (what
you think are) funny accents and voices. You finally complete the
project, lapse into a coma and stay unconscious for 12 hours.
Suggested DVD to play while working: something a little crazy, the less sense the show makes the better, Little Britain, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python
Does anyone else experience this? Or is it just me?