Monday, September 26, 2005

the life of an addict.

the life of an addict.

The Shaman and Fletcher, they have many stories,
These are their adventures, in all of their glory,
One has a rough texture, the other's a stoner,
One is a collector, the other's a boner,
They both smoke the nectar, they're bothnever sober,
They travel together, searching out donors

If theres ever a war, they're first to tackle,
Rhasta drops a few wards, and then he casts his shackles,
Clinkz shoots arrows galore, with fire they crackle,
Adding stats to their core, right after the battle
When he shoots forked lightning, you're fried to a crisp,
His voodoo is frightning, turning you into a fish,
While you're busy grinding, he's already filthy rich,
His senses are heightened, cuz his doctor's a witch.

If you choose to use some lame magic,
Clinkz'll shoot his diffusal blade at it,
His arrows now imbued with a blue static,
A weapons thats been proven to rape laggots,
Whenever you start losin you throw a fit,
That's why I'm boozin when I scroll and click,
There's a hero I pick when I'm bored of Clinkz,
I choose Mortred with her shadow strike and blink

and it's so sick with my crystalys /
I can fit two crits into a single hit /
Flip the switch and then im infinite /
Flick my wrist and I blink so swift /
Careful with all that wealth ya grabbin tho /
I hit you with my stealth assassin's blow /
Crit you, kill you, and take half your dough /
Then you say you couldn't see my shadow /
That's the concept, leave if you're losing /
That's such nonsense, what the F are you doing?!

To keep it up, I got a lot to do
just like the pandaren's got lots to brew /h
ow would you feel if someone shot at you? /
Naga What? Naga Who? /
As you get the drilled, the tables are turning /
I got the will, inner fire is burning /
I got the skills while you're still busy learning /
I get more kills than dota has versions /
When I play, I just can't budge /
Cuz I'm hooked, like getting ganked by pudge /
And I thirst, I got that lust for blood /
It's not just a game, it's also a drug /

http://nubcrushers.com/songs/Devils%20Urethra%20-%20DotA%20(High%20Quality).mp3

friking cooL.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

22nd of September.

22nd of September.

haha im so glad tt prelims are finally over yet am nt euphoric about it. i tried my best this time round. yea although it was like last minute work again. i shall wow to finish the whole of my 4 tys in these 6 weeks before As. but im so easily restless. esp with the computer on my table, its tough to resist the temptation of going online, be it to msn or to dota. but then again i got this huge note on my wall which says "4Fs and yr future is gone" lol. indeed its true.

we went to watch the devil rejects on thurs. was friking gorified and disgusting. thought it was another retarded zombie movie but it was much worst. other than hearing the word fuck every 20sec, the torture scenes were horrifying. these ppl dat film the show are all out of the mind. yea the director was rob zombie. even his name proves it. then of cos' there were the usual lan after the movie. nothing out of the blue except some pure pwnage as well as getting pwned. hm. some ppl just got the innate ability to play games like yj. others just cant seem to own in games. like me. haha. so much for nt being a noob. oh i got beaten in pool by a girl. and dat sucks. heh.

tan is an asshole. he's so particular about hair. i tink he's just jealous dat his hair cant grow any longer. so he starts going ard sch confiscating ez-link cards when he knows dat we need those for the prelims. im beginning to lose my respect for him. seriously he's one mofo. poor liren too. got discriminated in the soccer team as well. well he's just doing his job anw. lol.

issit good to be competitive in games? to give it yr best? i hate losing and i always want to be in the stronger team. i dun give up hope unless its really obv dat its a gg. but some ppl just cant stand it. i shld learn to have some sportsmanship. well i dun usually leave games anw. but i guess my words do agitate ppl sometimes. shall try nt to talk too much nxt time. then thr's a lesser chance dat someone gets insulted. sorry.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

do dragons really exist?

do dragons really exist?

representing the epitome of power, its been long known dat dragons are just nothing more than mystical creatures tt exists only in our dreams or the tv. to the chinese, dragons symbolizes boldness and valiancy, nobility and divinity. its is also believed tt the dragon brings upon the essence of life, in the form of its celestial breath. Yielding life and bestowing its power in the form of the seasons, bringing water from rain, warmth from the sunshine, wind from the seas and soil from the Earth. nevertheless its the ultimate representation of the forces of mother nature. but does it really exists? there's no proof that they do exist yet none that they don't.

haha. gawd. All of the real dragons out there must have caused quite a stir when they were seen. actually. they do infact exists. but far from the mythical form tt we are familiar with. the closest reptile to resemble a dragon is the draco volans. its known as the flying dragon and grows to about 19-22cm long. its has wings and are mostly found in tropical regions. a midget indeed.

dragons are so heavy and fat. how the hell can they fly so high in the skies. haha cos of CH4. yupp. methane gas is generated in their stomachs just like the hydrochloric acid for us. this light gas also enables them to 'float' like balloons. pls try to believe. Also did you know that dragons hatch from eggs too. yea. but its a pity that the female dun normally survive unless they are on top. http://www.jensm.com/funny_gifs/01may/010515.htm
lol jokes aside. it's quite logical that a lot of these ancient myths are a combination of even older myths - humanity wasn't always a world-spanning civilisation, so it's entirely possible that the similarities between the myths are simply because they all came from one root.

some ppl say they are just merely just creatures. Dragons are made by the fantasy of people, based on scary creatures from real life. Societies thought that reptiles are scary, the same counts for insects. maybe, dragons only exist in the fantasy, but in real life they don't exist, the name is used for scary creatures which we couldn't clarify in the old days. its the same for ghosts. although there have been so many reported cases for ghosts. why cant anyone really capture one? having exposed to too many films and shows we watched, the media contorts and forms the image of dragons or ghosts alr in our minds. thus, if we concentrate hard enuff, they would in fact appear within sight of us. 'seeing things'. yea.

suppose i told u i have an invisible dragon has a pet and its indeed living in my hse. would you have believed it? you would probably ask me to fuck off or ask me to go screw myself. but if i tell u to prove that it doesnt exist? wad do u have to say now? yea. many christians have in fact given me that very same argument: "If God doesn't exist, then prove it!" of cos' i cant. i cant prove tt god dun exist. nor i can prove the non-existance of ghost. same goes for UFOs or loch ness monsters. haha returning to my claim earlier, can u then prove tt the dragon doesnt exist? No. Of course you cannot. he's invisible. To prove that he does not exist is an impossibility. But, does not being able to prove that my dragon does not exist mean that you must acknowledge that he must exist? This is a great Christian fallacy - that God must exist because we cannot prove otherwise. And because it is physically impossible to prove that God does not exist, we must all believe in him. Not tt i dun believe in the existance of God. im just merely stating an example. =D i do believe in a higher being. definitely.

However, suppose that, instead of trying to prove that my invisible dragon does not exist, we can try to prove that he does exist? Now that, we may be able to do. If we can find some means of detecting the creature, and if we can demonstrate that the detection of the creature is feasible, then we will have a means of gathering evidence in support of the creature's existence. but how? wad do we learn in organic chem? why are transitions metals coloured? so, is the dragon invisible throughout the electromagnetic spectrum, or just in the visible region? Does the creature displace air ... does he have a measurable volume? Does the creature have a physical surface of any kind? we can try spray painting to render the dragon visible. Does the dragon leave footprints? a little dust on the floor might reveal things. Any one of these expt could offer some reasonable evidence that the dragon may exist. But suppose we perform all of the expts and still come up with no evidence that supports the existence of the invisible dragon in my hse? Does that mean he doesn't exist? No. It means only that we are not able to detect him.

srry for confusin u guys. ive been influenced by the 7-oclock channel 8 show. heh. but one thing im certain is that dragons exist the largest free roaming habitat of all, the imagination. =)

Saturday, September 17, 2005

zigguarrat

zigguarrat

here's defense of the ancients.
zigguararrat. zigg. i said zigguarrat....
to play, to play defense of the ancients,
the world must have must have some patience.

to all u laggers and leavers
i love to chase you round with daggers and cleavers
chop u up and throw u in a bag with the cheaters
and have yr clan find u
gagging and bleeding.

dun join if u are not planning on stayin
it makes ppl wanna slam yr face in
so hard it could turn ham to bacon
sorry if this man is mistaken
but i beat your ass til my hands have shaken

to play, to play defense of the ancients,
the world must have must have some patience.

If u need more beef
i am the warchief
put my hoof in your tooth
and unsheath in your teeth.
with my double-bladed axe
i slice yr ass till u collapse
thanks to you I'll get myself a heart of tarrasque
in glory we bask
the better I am
the longer I last

to play, to play defense of the ancients
the world must have must have some patience.

no matter your strat
no matter your heroes
i leave you flat feeling like level zero
my choice of the day is grade A meat
havent been beat
u're in for a treat
one of the elite
a repeat offended that rarely retreats
if i ever lose
they barely defeat
and if i win
dicks press control alt delete
but i repeat im just way to concrete

to play, to play defense of the ancients
the world must have must have some patience.

from tauren to pudge
to tiny to axe
if u are goona get beat so why do u ask
jugganaut to riki, dont even try to dick me
phantom assassin blink attackin
leaving me laughing
im pumping yr asses
and still getting no action

ziggaauraaat.. zigg zigggg

to play, to play defense of the ancients
the world must have must have some patience.
http://www.nubcrushers.com/dota.html

seriously the most retarded song ever. lol.

Friday, September 09, 2005

58 days.

58 days.

im gonna miss
the skippin' of lectures.
the comin to sch late.
avoidin pe teachers whenever my hair is long.
lannin with my great buddies every single fri.
gp lessons.
queuin for canteen food.
listenin to my mp3 during mths lec while avoidin the lecturer's glare.
copying down notes during bio lec.
slping in the lib.
nic's maid fried rice.
eatin in lt 5.
tryin to keep myself awake during chem tut.
makin the decision whether or nt to go for econs tut.
peeing in the 1st floor guys toilet.
playin floorball.
going hm with bah & poh.
36 and 48.
asteriods, egames and zion.
blasting music in the comp labs.
messin ard with chemicals in labs.
Mrs lim incessant nagging.
tinkin of hw to ans when questioned during tuts.
bridge in classrooms.
listenin to conversations when shittin in the toilet.
the mirror in the toilet beside V30
gg to 7-11 to get today.
wearing the Vj uniform.
scissors paper stone, open number & 'ohyapayyasom'.
the free clothes i get from frends.
losing water bottles all ard sch.
sneakin out of the general office whenever im late.
paying only 45cents for buses.
the few times when we dota in V27
hw time passes so fast when im in sch.
walkin to nic hse.
stayin overnight at jeremyC hse.
runnin along east coast beach.
watchin lame live-ads during assembly.
bitchy bimbotic classmates.
the assholes in s22.

sad boy no brain?
i'll prove u ppl wrong.
biatch.