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ELIZA LOW.
Eliza Rocks!

10.04.1989


ShopLah!






Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Random photos.

WEEE!! Third time blogging in a day!



I love mee kia.
Huat ah.




Boyfriend. CAN!?







We were imitating this girl from another class next door.

Her poses were *twists*.

Not any ordinary twist.

But a twist where you had your fingers behind your cheeks (near the ear)

and PUSH everything to the front.

Accumulated fats in short. (For her case)






TADA!

Well, everyone changes as time goes by.

I cant do anything much though.

This is my clique!

click on it to enlarge.


TODAY IS A BUSY WEEK FOR ME.
Every single day is occupied.
I guess this will go on for the next 6 weeks.
This is because I have a job. Sighs.









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FEMALE MODELS WANTED.

21 YEARS OLD or above.



I know I sound like some TikoPek.

If you know me well, I'm not. =)



Models to promote HIGH CLASS cigarettes.



SERIOUS!

One of the most expensive cigarettes you can find in a duty free shop.



Work for 2 months, 6 days week, Mon to Sat.



INTERESTED APPLICANTS CAN EMAIL/MSN ME @

or TAG MY BOARD.



If you would like to know more about this,


please do not hesitate to email me too.



Your friend's friend's friend's sister/cousin MAY ALSO APPLY.

In other words, any female 21 and above and is qualified to be a model MAY APPLY.





NO STRIPPING, ONE SAFE JOB.



Best Regards,

Eliza the Tiko.





BY THE WAY, I'M NOT EARNING ANY COMMISSION.



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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG





I'M OVER THE MOON TODAY.





BECAUSE I VISITED MY EX-COLLEAGUES!!





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WHY?!





Because I had this interview over at Winsland House I.
It's so near my previous workplace, Regency House.

House. House. House.

Somerset area.




Check out those stars.



Just a short walking distance.








This is the path.

The path I used to walk 5 times a week, for three months.

Here I am, strolling along this path once again!


There! Winsland House I.


Weee!!! Phoenix Hotel! Refurbishing?


In the past, I past this building often. But I never get to step into it.


BUT NOT THIS TIME!!


Lift doors are closing.



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Blah. Interview. Blah.


I wanted to work in G2000 or some apparel related stuffs.

Because there are lots of discount coupons!

Topshop, G2000, Dorothy Perkins. wOOT!



But they need manpower over at this new furnishing shop (ew.) at Raffles.

Sighs. Bo bian. I got employed there..


Wow. First interview and I'm selected!



Suddenly recalled my interview at PEACE CENTRE.

EW EW EW!!!!!

That is the most disgusting place I've ever been to in Singapore.

The lift's buttons are oilier (more oily) that your hair after 3 days of break from washing your hair.


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After the interview, I headed down to Regency House to meet my ex-colleague!!!.



I SO MISS THEM CAN?!


CANNOT?






Chiong to the next building because it was drizzling.

Stepped into the lift lobby and almost slipped.

Ok. Actually I slipped. But I did not fell on my ass.


TADA! I'm back into this lift!

*happily pressed 7th floor*


Then 3rd floor lift foor opens.


Ew. Lifebranz staff.


People from this company are ignorant and uncivilized.


I've seen what they did.


Thus, I do not discriminate anyone for no reasons!

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First person I saw when I came out from the lift was a manager from another dept.


He still recognises me!


"You worked here before right?"


NODS NODS!



(as he enters the toilet)



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I stepped in.


Waves to SERENE, the receptionist.


She was like "EH?!"


She's this young looking woman who is a mother of two.


Good figure. =)


(Those days she showed me her wedding photoshoots on the computer.)



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THIS POST IS GOING TO BE BORING.



BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU CONTINUE TO READ.



BECAUSE IT TOOK ME PART OF MY PRECIOUS TIME TO TYPE IT OUT. THANK YOU BABE.



Then I met Benny!


BENNY is my department's manager.


So we went to the conference room for a chat.


"Don't mind if I smoke?"


Like I've said, he's a manager. Busy man.


So we chat for quite a moment and he had to answer phone calls.



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So I headed to the office room, where all my ex-colleagues were.


TADA!


BETTY! HIHIHI!


MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I used to be under him. (Please be straight you hornthing.)


So we headed to the conf room too.


He asked the same thing,


"Don't mind if I smoke?"


I think I'm used to being a second-hand Dav smoker.


(It's one of the most expensive cigarettes you can find in the duty free shops!)


We chatted over almost everything under the sun.




Chatted about those days when I was rolling the transparency, Michael and Cheryl were puffing on their cigarettes while looking at me.


I felt so stressed & could not concentrate when someone observes me doing something.


So I tell them not to look at me.


When I told them that, they stared at me longer.


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Chatted over those days Michael and Alvin assigned me to clean up the storeroom,


something I do no really enjoy but I have no choice but to do.


Michael: "The storeroom is a bit messy ahh."


THIS MEANS I HAVE TO CLEAR THE STOREROOM.


The way he said that sentence is SO MICHAEL can?


But this time, I need not feel the tension in me to quickly complete the task.


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Chatted over NYP days.


He used to be in NYP too.


He's 8 years older than me but looks like 20? (or younger?)


NYP used to have CISCO security guards to check for slippers and unaccepted dressing/hair colours.


Wow.


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Cheryl and Alvin left the company, two new staff.


Kris is over at Philippines, the lady which interviewed me last year.


One sophisticated lady.


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Shirley, Betty, and oh ya! MY BOSS!


JOHN!


He saw Michael and me in the conference room and asked if I'm here to work again.


Michael replies "She just found a job already."


His korean wife dropped by the office too.


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Shirley has been shift to my desk.


Then chat with my manager again.


Whenever I mentioned the word "HOLIDAY"


They felt something pierced into their heart.


Benny said "I don't even know how holiday is like already"


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My boss, John, ex-boss rather,


said something like.. I can come back and work next time..


something like that.. Michael said it too. HAH.


But I would want to try something new and GET THOSE COUPONS!


Not forgetting Jasmine, she's the only one who knew I will be coming.


She bought this small gift for me!


I dont know which country this gift comes from because she's always travelling. =)




THOSE DAYS AT IMPERIAL TOBACCO.

This was my desk

Photos taken long time ago.

Betty, Great, Ivy (quit), Michael, Alvin.


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Something which has got nothing to do with work.

My sis's bf saw me with this outfit he want smsed me:

"You looked like an ice-cream. Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry."

But that time I purposely keyed a random handphone number into his hp.

In other words, that number is not my handphone number.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007


If i remembered clearly,
I only know how to label
the male and female reproductive organs
at the age of 14.
Secondary two right?


Miss Elaine Chong: "You guys don't know how to label your own parts!"


She's my secondary two science teacher anyway.


Back to my topic.


Primary 5 students have started to label some of it.



I read some of the questions to her.



Then I mispronounced the word "organism" as "ORGASM".


After I mispronounced the word, I looked around to see if her parents have heard me.


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BEN AND JERRY ARE GAY!


For no reasons, I kept saying this phrase to my sister.



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It's worth falling ill.


Friday, August 24, 2007
Eliza got emotional

This is the third time I watch this movie.

I cried again! (terribly)


(This is the second movie which made me cry. The first movie was Titanic. Back when I was Primary 4.)

CLICK THE MOVIE - Trailer. I know this is an old movie. But I still love it!








HAH! THIS PART.

Something to laugh your ass off.





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Yesterday watched American Pie THE WEDDING.
Funny video too. But not as meaningful as CLICK.
This M18 movie includes some sudden strips.
It's like.. She said "Oh boy. It's so hot in here!" Then she just tore her top into two and POOF!


Yes. Very hot (figure).
My grandma was behind me when I was watching that movie.
Thankfully, she was asleep at those scene.






Nope. No videos on strippers, you horny people.





For the sake of you horny peeps,


the two blondes are the strippers.


BLAHS.


For these scenes, there isnt a need for undergarment for the tits.


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I love my age.


I'm so afraid to aged!


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Wednesday, August 22, 2007




ATFER EXAM, CHIONG GO SHOPPING.



I couldn't wait till town. AMK Hub will do!






Went with Ladylove.






Bought a top/dress and a knee-length pants!



WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!



Actually wanted to buy another sweet tee. But I guess I should control because



holidays = burn money.









I couldn't help it.



The Cam-Whore is back.









Of course there are more photos.
I just uploaded PART of them.
This is a pink dress/top I bought!
When I looked at the photos, this equation comes into my mind.
SCARF + SHADES = PARIS HILTON.
BIMBO.BIMBO.BIMBO.
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I saw him.
He's ravishing.
He may not very very very very handsome,
but he's way charming.
That captivating smile.
He's fking rich and a filial son.
He's very man.
He's got THAT character!
I hope he's good in bed.
I saw him.
I really did.
On TV.
:'(
NO MAN CAN BE THAT PERFECT, ELIZA.
SO, STOP DREAMING ABOUT HAVING A FRENCH BOYFRIEND.
WAKE UP!
Like my brother said "Which ang mor wants you?"





I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO BLOG BECAUSE I'M FEELING ESTATIC.

MY EXAMS ARE OVER!

STOP ENVYING ME. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THIS SOMEDAY.

BLOG WHEN I'M FREE!


Saturday, August 18, 2007

IT'S
MY
FIRST
TIME!


*SHYS!*


My first exam in poly!
It's just like O levels. Just that the aircon is too cooling for me to concentrate. (RUBBISH, ELIZA.)

MY MICROECONS PAPER!
I did a ultimately power rangers turtle puff silly mistake in the exam.
I've lost 7 marks!
Don't ask me what has happened.

If I'm prettier, I would call myself a bimbo.

If.

If.

IF!

This morning, I reached just in time for the 10 minutes reading time!
HENG AH.
That 10 mintues' so great!

Still, I've lost 7 marks.
It's a silly, dumb mistake.

UGLY BIMBO UGLY BIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I handed in my question paper. :(
I 'kiap' my question paper into the answer booklet and handed in both papers gleefully =) when I started noticing white papers on my neighbour's desk.

OH! It's the question paper.
I kicked thomas' chair, told him what happened, he just find me unintelligent.

oh that word reminds me of my last paper, Principle of Management (POM)
It says "Transformational leader: provides intellectual stimulation and individual consideration.......blah blah blah.."

SOMEONE! SEND ME A TRANSFORMATIONAL LEADER! I NEED ONE TO STIMULATE MY INTELLIGENCE BEFORE I TURN INTO A dim (yet innocent) GIRL!




Lots of love,
Eliza.




I dream. i dream
I dreamt of you.
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Monday, August 13, 2007

NO TIME FOR BLOG! I shall post photos only!
With sweet sweet captions of mine too. =)


CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO PAUSE.
CLICK AGAIN TO CONTINUE BROWSING.




Sorry yang! one of the photo's caption blocked your face!








Some exhibition where ER LEE BEE HWA (or Hua) attended.
A small carnival? exhibition? done by Navalbase Secondary or was it primary? and Orchid park secondary of course! I LOVE O.P.S.S.! =X


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A short video.
Sng crossed the line to do drastic 'stunts'.








For your life's sake!
Don't try this anywhere!!















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THIS WEBSITE IS DEAD.

AS DEAD AS I AM.

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My batik again. =)

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Mum, dad and sis went down to that 'exhibition' near Khatib Mcdonalds to see my batik (for the 1st time!!! - after so many exhibitions.)

Sis spoke to Miss Koh on whether we are allowed to bring our batik home.

Haha!

I didn't go with them because. I'm lazy?

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Will you leave a tag to let me know that the word 'VISITORS' exist in eelizaa.blogspot.com's dictionary?

Meow.


Saturday, August 11, 2007

WEEEEEEEEEE~~~~!!!

My first time providing tuition OFFICIALLY!!!

This Primary 5 girl is my neighbour.
I don't them well. hmm.

But my sister taught their older son when my sister was in her poly days.
Now, I teach their younger daughter when I'm in poly!

I was so worried I will not be able to answer any of her Mathematics questions.

Looking at the number of assessment books she has, scare the hell out of me.

An estimate of 11 assessment books for a Primary 5 student.
whaddafugginghell?
I felt stressful for her.


I saw her PINK schoolbag,
which looks heavier and much more colossal compared to the runty girl.

Hope by the time my daughter reaches Primary 5,
(provided I found my boyfriend and got married and able to have kids.)
Everyone will be using laptop. or even high-er tech gadgets.
If I am able to find a good job with good pay and a rich husband, I want to buy my child the lightest gadget ever!


Muahahahahha.
Stop daydreaming Eliza Low CL.




Family guy is JUST LIKE Simpsons.








TADA.

Friday, August 10, 2007

IT WAS A PERFORMANCE BY NYP'S STAGE ARTS.
I went to the performance because ong yiyan is performing!!!!


Meow.
After the dance, it's the DRAMA MAMA PAPAYA.
The drama is really great.
The actors. Everything!
When they got agitated, furious, they really act it out.
So real it seems like it is really happening.
Grief Stricken scene, the actors cried.
Guess there weren't any teardrops involved.
Only took one shot of the drama. The ending.

Wasted. Didn't kiss.

There was these smokey effect.. always at the wrong timing thou.
And we were seated at the 2nd row. those 'fog' would enter our nostrils and POOF.
it stinks.
The whole row were like.. fanning away~!!!


Next, we have this monsterous looking thing.
AWARDS GIVEN FOR THOSE WHO CAN COUNT THE NUMBER OF NOSTRIL HAIR!



Me, Yanrong, Yiyan, Cheryl!
This guy in white acted as a gay(sissy) in the drama.
He's way humourous.

All of us couldn't stop laughing when he acted.

and he''ll go "OH MY GOSH!!"

Their friend, Nicholas. He wasn't as sissy in person. Just like any other ordinary guy.

























































Then we headed to pasa malang! at khatib mrt.
WE = Sng, Yr, Me!
Hang around at void deck and have our 'sharkfins' soup. =)




and yanrong bought this .
looks toxic.











CLICK BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for cam whore photos!





























Thursday, August 09, 2007

It's waffles day!!!
My classmates and I went to Gelare at Causeway!
Then I met 2 people I do no expect to meet.
1st: Kelvin. I get to know him when I was in sec two. The last time I saw him was few years back.
2nd: Opposite from Kelvin, he's someone I see everyday.
My younger brother.
Yes.
Off to Gelare!
Jo and I!
To the C, to the P, to the R R R!

FABUULOOSOSO!


Meow

Then, off we go to cold storage.

They said they wanted to shop for BBQ stuffs for chalet in end of september. wow.

Then we see this. Thomas!


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YESTERDAY!

ARM WRESTLE DURING make up lecture!