‘有人声称找到了戒指，在干凅的康士坦斯湖，神奇的戒指魔力犹在。
科学家做了实验，只要把戒指穿过圆形空洞的物体，那物体就有了魔力。
实验过的物件是，炸洋葱圈，求生圈，炸墨鱼圈，圈圈糖，甜甜圈等等。噢！POLO糖就不能，毕竟太小了！’她有些惋惜的说。
Scientists had conducted several experiments, and they discovered that when the ring penetrates through any round hollow object, the object would become magical.”
“Objects undergone the experiments were fried onion ring, rescue float, fried calamari ring, lollipop, and of course, doughnut. "
"Oh, polo sweets are not applicable here, it is too tiny.” She said in a regretful tone.
‘有人把实验室的甜甜圈给偷吃了，此人从此对甜甜圈着了魔, 时时刻刻都在找寻世上完美的甜甜圈，就像完美的文章并不存在一样，他在追求不存在之事物，失去了生活中原有的焦点。这现象人们称之为 ‘甜甜圈化’。’
“Unfortunately, someone had swallowed the doughnut in the lab, thereafter he was so fond into doughnuts, in every single moment he was searching the right perfect doughnuts in the world, just like a truly perfect writing does not exist in this world, he is searching a non-existent perfect doughnut… he has lost the focus on other things in life.
This phenomenon is called ‘ doughnutised.’” 
‘但事件却没有到此告个段落， 因为凡是被‘甜甜圈化’的人触摸过的甜甜圈都会粘上魔法引诱他人。 这事件将会无休无止地像瘟疫那样蔓延下去…
癫狂的永劫回归正在发生着…’她套了尼采的观念。噢！或不是尼采？
“But the incident does not stop just here. Those donuts which was touched by ‘dougnutised one’ will possess black magic to seduce others. This phenomenon will be spreading ceaselessly like an outbreak of cholera.”
‘人们欲望渴求不存在之事物， 这欲望所得到的匮欠，正好以甜甜圈的中心部分像 徵出来。’说毕，我喝了一半的卡布奇诺。这又借用了谁的话。
“换句话说，被‘甜甜圈化’了的人，就像甜甜圈一样，中心什么都没有！”
‘The madness of this eternal return is happening now…’ She was using Nietzsche’s perception, oh may be is not Nietzsche?
“One desires nonexistence thing, this unfulfilled desire only bring in emptiness which was best represented by the void in a doughnut.” After saying this, I drank half of the cappuccino, now whose perception did I copy?
“In other words, those who was being ‘doughnutised’, is like a doughnut itself, there is only nothing in the core, nothing at all.” I continued.
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