I heard on knock on my front door Friday night. It was our new neighbor, who has gutted the house and remodeling. Every night he comes and checks the progress.
He put his hand out and showed me a blue piece of paper, and asked me if I knew what it was about. It had been placed in his mailbox.
At first he seemed annoyed, thinking my mail was going to be delivered to his house. After I gave the long explanation, he calmed down.
Here are my bullet points of anger at the post office:
• you delivered a slip that was not suppose to be delivered.
• you helped me make a hell of a first impression on my new neighbor.
• This is almost a breach of confidentiality. Almost.
• why are you still bothering me about my dog?
• I have my mail forwarded. I have had it forwarded for 8 months or better.
• My dog is never anywhere to be seen. Never in the front yard. Always in the house, or a quick bathroom break in the backyard (which is fenced.)
• my dog is not aggressive.
• this note seems very extreme to me, for someone who has completely complied with what we were asked to do.
• What is going to happen if they cross my lawn?
I think Jerry Seinfeld was correct in his portrayal of the mail system.
"Newman!!!"
Newman: "When you control the mail. You control information."