And just for fun - here's some of those before mentioned head bumps:
But the best goose egg of all was the one my sister got when she ran into the door frame in her bedroom. There was this huge thud and then no sound and then the craziest cry I have ever heard. We all thought she was laughing and being silly with the kids so we ignored the noise. And then she came downstairs with this huge bump on her head. It always looks horrible on a child, but when it happens to an adult it looks so much worse. She was in so much pain, but I couldn't stop giggling - I'm doing it now as I type. It was that cry - there's no way to describe it - only my mom and Julie can understand. I would give money for a picture of that goose egg - I don't know how we passed that moment without taking one.