Stop Animation Courtesy of Yours Truly =D  

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Enjoy~
Any ideas on how to improvise my animation? I lack creativity you see ;) and I'm just tinkering with some new things here. I'd appreciate any tips from anybody! Oh and please please recommend me some softwares to make this kind of movies. Honestly, Windows Movie Maker suck donkey balls. Its not user friendly AT ALL especially to newbies like me. Stressssss...
Please and thank you!

I'm back!!  

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Hey peepz!

I’m back after a long hiatus of excruciating stress, a lil note, not only did I make my blog private I actually closed my blog. For those of you kind and free people =D who emailed me, check your account. I’ve mailed ya’ll back explaining my situation. I’ve been bogged (or boned in Marina’s term.lol) with killer assignments and exams la. I had to deviate my time to just studies since I was under a lot of pressure from everybody and literally everything. GAH! *takes a deep breath* All is well now, as I’ve passed that menstrual-like phase. Holidays are up now, wish I could find some people I could hang out with but sadly, MMU holidays coincide with NONE of the other colleges and universities in Malaysia. AND we only have 3 measly weeks of holiday so I have to plan fast what to do and where to go. So far, I went to KL to attend the Emergency Festival to listen to the Baling talk which they reenacted, word by word used by Tunku Abdul Rahman and the rest. Quite an eye opener actually. Amanda played the role of David Marshall in one of the sessions, a famous lawyer who I’m quite certain pronounced treacherous as tre-che-resss and not trai-tor-rousss. Inside joke, heh. I’d put up pictures from the Emergency festival but the pictures I have are all blurred =D Oh well, a person like me coming all the way from Malacca to KL to see his friend, would want at least a nice picture of his trip there. Too bad he didn’t get it. HAHA =D Inside joke again.LOL

Anyways, I’ve digressed too much from the main point. I’m back and there’ll be more posts to come and more pictures perhaps.

Aight, time to hit the gym again. I plan to not get flabby during the holidays. Hoo hah!

I'm sorry  

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shud have never trusted u wit it in the 1st place...


hello.. not bout takin personally... u publisized it... when it isn even true...


no i hate u for dat part n wat u have caused due to wat u did da other day....


u need a bitch slap...

Sigh, acrimonious words that were used against me by a close friend. Her words stung like hell. Didn’t know blogging could hurt so bad, to both parties. Forgive me, please, for my post and for my poor choice of words, it was my mistake. I thought we were okay with it. It’s not that I’m full of myself or anything; I really thought it was a moment worth sharing. I'm really sorry.

My ignorance causes animosity time and time again, why, even my ex is still miserable cause' of what I made her go through, and I've lost her to the point of no return. I only have memories of her to keep me together, and even that is falling apart. I get insanely jealous at everyone she hangs out with and I kept hurting her in the process. News of the Monash ball really killed me. Bah, I could bloody murder that guy who asked her to be his date.

Now I've lost another friend who I confide my troubles to. I even lost her trust.

Two of the most important women in my life are now gone.

Call me a pessimist, but I really wish I could escape from this damn reality, cause' life just isn't worth all that trouble =(

Beeesss  

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Previously, I posted some pictures of a bee hive at the back of my house. Well, the bees have been smoked cause’ my dad wanted to saw down the ridiculously thick branch that they were on. On a lighter note though, the bees have already started building their new sanctuary on an even higher branch. They must really love that tree la.

Dad said those bees are harmless but try not to aggravate the ones in Zoo Negara. They'll attack anyone within a hundred meters of their hive.

There’s like this weird emoticon like pattern on the hive, I think the bees are trying to tell me something.

Its so symmetrical!


Too bad I had to destroy such a fine piece of work. Honey anyone?


Private Post  

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Catalysts of Fun - http://silentheehaws.blogspot.com/

Sorry guys, invited readers only =(

Random Rants  

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Whoops, sorry for the late update. I’ve been pretty busy with my studies and assignments, especially when your teammates didn’t really do an exemplary job when you want them to. Maybe I expected too much out of them? Or maybe they don’t really give a damn about the marks. A wise friend of mine once told me, that you can’t be a good leader and a good friend at the same time. I literally understood what he meant when strangling my teammates and dousing their bodies with chemicals were the only options I had in mind. Put some back into it lah! I ended up doing the assignment, from scratch mind you, with another friend till morning. By then, she was already knocked out on her bed while I was still typing away with whatever ounce of strength I had left to conclude the research. One hell of a tiring day. Thanks, Regina for helping out =D

Bah accounting isn’t as easy as I thought. Well, the other subjects are fine, but accounting subject’s a killer. At least it’s a lot more doable than engineering subjects. I’m glad I don’t have to go through that hell again. I remember the times when I had no clue what was going on in the lecture halls. Engineering is something you shouldn’t try if you’re not really really passionate about it. Sorry engine students, I mean no disrespect cause respect is something that I truly have for you guys, for putting up a tough front and scoring for your major =D

panda: mmmmmph

Different majors are tough in their own ways, and accounting is another level of hell. I’ve been doing countless exercises just to see how far I actually understood the freakin concept. Sadly, I’m far from perfect =( Due to my love for animals and the excruciating stress, I drew up some animal cartoons during that short lapse of time when I could actually breathe for a goddamn moment. STRESSSSSS.

Sleepy giraffe

And of course, I’m waiting anxiously for dad to return back from work with his OTHER BABY PANGOLIN! It’s a lot bigger than the previous one, and quite fat. I love fat animals, haha. He brought it back last week but unfortunately, I had two exams during those two days so I didn’t really get the chance to play with it. But I did let it roam around outside! The scaly bugger actually dug up some spots to search for termites and got itself bitten by these huge angry black ants. Poor fella! Rubbin’ its nose and running/heaving away with its fat legs. FAT LAR YOU LOL.

The dolphin looks kinda gay..sigh..and the tapir's butt is just too out there.. i failed

Dad promised me a python last week so I’m guessing that’ll put an end to those fat rats scampering around my house. I just hope slithery-bugger wouldn’t have a knack for trying new things, since porcupines are after all rodents too. They do look like rats in a way, minus the quills.

Contrary to what Marina thinks, the penguin is actually singing.She thought it was having a bad stomach ache..my sketches that baddd mehhh

Which reminds me, my male porcupine is the next Kristen Johnson! He escaped from his cell TWICE in a row. It ravaged all of my mom’s plants and vegetables and peed all over the place. Sheesh, not to mention the fact that it’s quite intelligent too, for a freakin’ rodent. I tried trapping the fella in a cage and used a papaya as bait. It knew I wanted to close the cage on it so it quickly grabbed the papaya, reverse itself as violently and as sexily as possible, and ran off into the night. I almost got stabbed kayy.. SIGH I was outsmarted by my very own porcupine, bravo shad, bravo. Sexy-porc - 1, Shad - 0

Anyways, spot the rat! Click to enlarge ;)

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Pretty ain't it?

The Birthday  

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HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY SHWUFEN!
Although the Not-gonna-talk-to-you-till-we-reach-the-makan-place plan didn't work so well, and the camwhoring session that took soooo damn long just so you could get a fat-free face of yourself (haih~), not to mention the Thai Birthday Song I made up for you (LOL), we really hope you had a great time with us last night.
Heh kappkummmkaapp, sawadikaaaappp (random Thai words)




But it is also the day my pangolin died.. I'm so damn sorry cause I know it was my mistake for not treating you right. If only I could rewind back the moment when I was with you, and pause that moment for as long as I live =( Hope you're in a better place now. You'll always be loved








Pangolicious  

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I just got a new pet! It's a baby pangolin! Or more commonly known as our lovable ant-eater. Dad (who's a vet btw) brought back the baby since its mother abandoned it. Reason? Cause' it smelled like humans. Dad and his team worked hard at nursing the mother back to health and she repaid them by ditching her son. Sheesh.
Like koalas, ant-eaters are very particular about their food. They will eat only termites and huge-ass black ants, either that or they'll starve themselves. That's why there are only two zoos in the world that has pangolins in captivity. Dad said so far, his friend managed to keep his pangolin alive for only a month. ONLY ONE MONTH! Gosh. So, I've taken the responsibility of feeding the scaly bugger at the most ungodly hours (it's a nocturnal bugger)

It's only a month old, yet it refuses to take milk. This body builder prefers raw eggs (picky fella ain't it?) and must be fed upside down hanging from your arms. That way it could stick out its tongue and lap up the liquids.

Our assignment meeting was constantly put on hold while we spoil the lil guy with loads of attention. It has this permanent sad look on its face la

We all ended up with scratches, pangolins have long and SHARP nails so they could dig into a termite mound or climb trees. Lesson well learnt!

When it was hooking on to Regina's hand, it started licking her fingers non stop and refused to climb on to my arm. It actually changed direction just so it could avoid ME! ME, his surrogate mother/father! It's a male, so naturally it chose her instead of me. Sigh, and here I was fantasizing of some male-pango-bonding with it. What ever happened to pango-bros before hoes????


Shwufen giving the 'you-better-not-fling-that-scaly-bugger-on-my-head-while-im-facebooking' look. Haha, chill lar.

That's all folks, goodnight!




Just a short clip of it, thought you guys might enjoy seeing it move. Heh

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It’s the 13th again. How I wish I could turn back time.

I love you, still. =(

-Shad-

Free Rambutans, Ya'll  

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It’s that season again!! The hairiest fruit on the planet is back, juicier and much sweeter than before, and the best part is, it’s F-O-C.

Yes, you heard me. FREE! Right now, I have a few trees which are BRIMMING with rambutans and I would gladly donate them to anyone who’s dying for some. Soon, bats, that fox like fella(the name escapes me), squirrels, and lots more will be hording the trees. I really don't want to see the fruits to go to waste since those animals only take a few bites out of each.

Truth is, I’ve been gorging myself on those droppings from heaven. I even braved the thought of stripping a whole tree for some hairy fruit juice and iced rambutans. Regrettably, my mortal stomach kicked in before I could initiate the latter. Now, I spend most of my time cringing on the toilet bowl, only accompanied by a Stephan King.
Love his work; scares the shit out of me (pun intended)

Where else in the whole of the historical city of Malacca can you get ripe rambutans without paying a king’s ransom for a couple of kilos?


See, the branches are all falling towards the ground due to the weight of those fruits.

Place your order and i’ll pluck the hell out of them trees, and deliver them without a moment’s notice. Applies only to Malacca peepz…okay maybe around Jusco, and MMU, Bukit Beruang too. And Batu Berendam. That’s as far as my GPS can take me. If it’s out of bounds, then you have to draw me a map ya.

Google map will do just fine =D. Highlight your place and I'll find my way there.

Hey, I was in Cyber for 2 years okay, I may have forgotten some roads, and maybe a few places. Sheesh.

So, any takers?

That Elephant Terrorist: Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging Part II The Camwhore moments  

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First of all i gotta thank Crystal for my camwhore pictures from the wild 'live' event. THANK YOU! And no, I'm not at all upset about the delay. No worries =D

Anyways, I just want to post up the pictures from the event since Mr Johnny Ong, requested for the second part. LOL. I was looking all over for famous people to take pictures with. HEHE

A tribute to Crystal Sue!! I was looking out for her when I first reached there, felt so lonely! The judging stares weren't helping either. She may not a celebrity blogger, but she felt like one to me when I met her. See, your picture came first before Kenny Sia =D

Haha, I've never taken pictures with a celebrity before okaaay, lame right? That's Kenny Pooh with his pot of beer. Didn't get to talk to him really, he was busy with the girls. Dang it, that was the first time I wished I was a well endowed chick instead of a not-at-all-endowed elephant.

That's Liang, the coolest jungle man emcee, period. He's a famous Malaysian singer apparently, but he can entertain the crowd wei! I was laughing so hard, my ears nearly fell off.

Me with Audrey the bumblebee. I figured she's a celebrity, but I don't even have her link. LOL, oh well..
*edited* Thanks Iamdoryfish for the info. Found her blog. Heh

I took a picture with her coz her wings whacked my ears. LOL! We were on the same boat la, I whacked so many bloggers that night. Finally, to avoid more casualties, I just walked sideways through the crowd. Haih.

As promised, me with Ringo! Crys said that's her famous cheesie smile. I got cheesed! YAY!

The food that the elephant missed. That's Cry's plate. Woi, why so little??? Whack some more la, how can you resist free Italian food! If i wanna eat, I have to take off my headgear to take off the trunk but because of a wardrobe malfunction, my cousin actually stapled the headgear together with the ears. Gah, so elephant terrorist had to go without dinner. FREE FOOD YOU KNOW!

Me with Robb! Fuh, I don't care what my friend said, he's freakin hot wei. He was so good looking, I was actually glad my face was covered. He came as a porcupine, haha. Good choice good choice. Wanted to talk to him but he was busy running around getting things done. Ah, the bane of being one of the organizers, you can't really enjoy the party. GREAT JOB BTW ROBB! The party was a blast! If you're organizing another party, I'm not gonna hesitate anymore.

I wasn't planning on going in the first place because it was just too far, so I mailed Robb. Next day I got a call from ROBB himself, telling me the reason why I should go. FUH, ROBB CALLED ME WEI.

Ah, another celebrity! That's PinkPau! I didn't know of course, Crys told me she's famous. Heh, I'm lousy when it comes to faces.

This picture is actually for Yee Seen. Runner ups for Malaysian dreamgirls, Adeline the zebra and Hanis the moth. Yee Seen messaged me to tell Hanis that she's her biggest fan. I told Hanis that, but she didn't say thanks also. Tsk.
Both of them are so tall~

I'm pretty sure they're famous bloggers. Can someone give me some info on them. Please and thank you!
*edited* Thanks electronicfly for the info. Thats The Suet Li on the left, Jane Doe still, on the right.



Haha this was when we were nominated as best dressed. Elephant terrorist, a he-cow with udders and a he-bunny were the guys. Ladybug with a leaf, lady-pea-cock and lioness were the girls.

That was the only thing I could take that night. A glass of water, with a straw. Damn sad right..haha. It was so freakin' hot in that costume!

Camwhored with Crys. I was smiling, btw. Thats all i guess. Many thanks to Crys again. Gotta go for class now. Yawns. Laterz

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How many more smiles do I have to fake before I really lose my mind? I hate living in pain. Was my mistake, not worth forgiving. Am I not worth the save?
I've got nothing else to hold on too and nothing else to look forward too. I hate being just a memory in your life.
Nothing is worth fighting for anymore.
I wish I wasn't born at all

Being me, totally blows.

Tandoori Chicken Wangz  

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Had a bbq earlier with a small group of compadres. I don’t know about you, but I really l-o-v-e doing barbeques. Maybe the art of manhandling your chicken with spicy sauce intrigues the hell outta me, or is it the sweet satisfaction that comes when you have a good fire going and that short whiff of charcoal-induced smoke. Ahhh…
Let Uncle Shad teach you the proper way of marinating your chicken. The best way to preserve the flavor of the sauce is to keep your marinated meat in a plastic bag. It’s an old age tradition and has been scientifically proven beyond any reasonable doubt, that the sauce can be absorbed effectively when kept in a plastic bag rather than a Tupperware. It was proven, just like how they’ve proven that women are naturally born bad drivers. I’m serious, it’s a biological thing. But that’s another story for another day ;)
Yes,yes..the correct way. Kudos to Ray for preparing the chicken wangz

Now I can’t stress this enough, bbq newbies tend to forget the most crucial element in starting a fire. No you can’t use rolled up newspapers since the ashes will muck up the wangz, no you can’t just throw a bunch of coals and strike it with a match, and get that can of gasoline away from the pit. Sheesh, with the correct amount of common sense and grey matter, you’d realize that you need a proper FIRESTARTER. The one brand that stands above the rest, that one brand that unites all bbqers alike, that one brand is none other than the COCK brand.

As crude as it sounds, Cock brand has never failed me before

Once you got a good fire going, slap some wangz on the pit and you're done for the day. Oh, the flavor for this bbq is Tandoori Chicken Wangz. If you want the recipe, you can ask Mr Ray Wang-Master Flex. He took charge of this bbq. Our previous successes include The Black Peppered Chicken Wangz and The Authentic Black Peppered Kung Pao Chicken Wangz dipped in Thai Chilli Sauce. Good times, good times.

Tell me that doesn't look good

Coupled with some of Sally's homemade chocolate jelly...

some fries..

and some noodles, equals a damn good meal

Juicy juicy chicken wangz


Since we're already on this subject, i just find it completely relevant to put up this picture i took outside my house. Not only do i have loads of weird animals running around my backyard, i have dead ones too.

Poor birdie