my friend, who just turned 21 yesterday, overslept for our 9am tutorial this morning. as our lecturer is very particular about attendance, we called her after the tutorial (and she was still sleeping -_-) to get a fake MC.
A - guy friend who gave ideas how to fake the MC
B - the girl who missed the tutorial
C: me
A: B!!! faster go see the doctor!!!
B: huh..? i........... (dozed off)
C: WAKE UP LA!
B: orh...............
C: quick you must visit the doctor before 12pm, if not when the receipt shows that you visit the doctor very late the lecturer will know your fake it!!!
B: orh.......... (dozed off)
----- 2 hours after the call ------
B: what excuse shld i give????
A: anything that is difficult to detect la. like gastric pain?
C: why gastric pain?
A: aiyoh. no need to act one mah. just point. u ask B to act meh. she is _____ (her name) leh. *we always look down on her, she cannot act at all*
A to C: oie! gastric is left or right side huh???
C: i dunno leh. i tried googling cannot find. why u asked her to say gastric and not something else? like MENSTRUTAL CRAMP? tt one confirm undetectable one mah.
A: LATER THE DOCTOR CHECK HOW???
C: *i died laughing*
B: huh how how!!!
A: just say gastric la. but don't point.
C: then say something else, like headache lor!!
---- 1 hour later ----
B: eh i very scared the doc wont give me MC leh. how huh!!!!
A and C: will one lah. just act pure n innocent (supposed to be her forte before she left for china)
--- 30 mins later ----
B: YAYYYY I GOT THE MC!!!!!!!!!!!!
--- 2 hours ago -----
ah yun says: (AM 12:19:11)
mc small case leh
not challenging one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pings says: (AM 12:20:42)
ARROGANT
u don think i dunno u super kancheong u thought cannot get mc lor
ah yun says: (AM 12:21:57)
HAHAHAHAHAHA i was i admit
pings says: (AM 12:23:03)
then now so arrogant
ah yun says: (AM 12:36:09)
HAHAHAHAHA yala hai me kancheong also keep changing my sickness
in case u dunno. this is her first time faking mc.
*salute*
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