weird dreams

dream no. 1

friday night, when i slept at 9pm and woke up at 12pm the next day.

i dreamt of 2 deadliest things - my "pets" and the last thing that i want to happen. firstly, i dunno why but i dreamt that i finally got "pets"! but the weird thing is, my pets are a SNAKE and a TURTLE!!!! omg lor! and the snake is damn disgustinggggggggggggggg!!!

i think i have slept too much. ewww!

the next dream is, i was on msn chatting and suddenly i vomitted on my laptop! and my laptop died after tt, flooded with the ______. YUCKS!


dream no. 2

just now, when i napped from 6 to 8pm

okay, this is very dumb. i think i was in LT1/2/3 and we were having some lecture. i think it is econs lect cuz ms loh is *($*@#^@#%^%#@^@ but i saw mr chua! anyway, ms loh wanted me to present some essay outline but i started saying crap n talk as if i am holding my own concert. TOTALLY INSANE PLS.

is this call stress? hehh.

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full house craze is back again! :D

full house is showing on scv again!!! *love love*

even my sisters and mama are glued to the show. OMG OMG OMG! it will be a weekly affair i assure! that means i gotta mug harder to enjoy the show better! GO GO JIA YOU!

the show makes falling in love so sweet, yet so heartbreaking. urgh. nonetheless, I LOVE HAN JI EUN! :D

lastly, i wanna share my all-time favourite song to u! this song never fail to touch my heart! it feels exactly like how you will react when pple pang-seh/dump u. awwwwwwww :(


Fate

Come now inside my heart, You're telling me about love

I pray that this isn't a dream

My heart keeps telling me that i shouldn't let go of you

and that i should be greedy.. it's saying stuff that's stupid

Your love that came accidently.. it wasn't strange at all

But I didn't know that our promised relationship/fate/destiny would become love..

Sometime later, I have to send you away.. but I don't have the confidence to do that

You found the place that I was alone at.. Now you're gonna go back

I knew it was going to happen, but why does my heart hurt

Now you're gonna go back to your place because you found the love you wanted

I have to send you, a happy/bliss person, away with a smile

You tell me about Love while lookin into my eyes, but it's a lightly passing by (small/grazing) love

I'm so happy right now, it's like i'm dreaming a dream

Now you know that from the beginning we were in love

You found the place that I was alone at.. Now you're gonna go back

I knew it was going to happen, but why does my heart hurt

Now you're gonna go back to your place because you found the love you wanted

I need to send you, a happy/bliss person, away with a smile

Can't you give me your love, Can you really not/Is it Impossible?

But now I love you so much...


okay, the only scene i can remember is how rain pang-seh ji eun at the cinema. OMG TT'S SO SAD (U). okay fine, let me go crazy and i'll be very happy the next 2 weeks. thank u.

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can't help to feel so erratic.

actually it's near to 2am and i ought to be lying on my always-so-tempting bed now but since this morning, i have the urge to blog but cuz i talked to aifung on the phone/do econs essay and outlines, i can only do so now.

hais, so much happened today. so much so that i dunno how to react or face the problem. when i know about it, i felt quite disappointed and down because i realised that i have not been a very good friend. moreover, by being absent on tuesday has brought even more misery cuz i can really feel the sense of unhappiness around me that i've been 'ponning' school. come'on lah, i admit when i really pon. i'm perfectly okay for others to say that i pon school if i really pon but when i say that i'm sick, will u just believe me?

anyway, i think i really need to consult the doctor for my intensive headache. it is on-off-on-off every other day. it is getting quite scary cuz nth of this sort has ever occured to me. gosh, if i am issued with some permanent mc for it, i make sure i mass-produce them and prove my innocence. shit!

ok, back to the main topic which i want to blog about today. i felt so lost suddenly in school this morning. i realised i am losing my close friends, i mean i can no longer communicate with them very effectively and the relationship is deterioating. i know that it will get worse cuz alot more has occured recently and i guess i am alone on that sampan out there, haha. well, the optimistic thing that i can at least look forward to is study break! that means no need to come to school for useless lectures which are not productive. and, no need to hang out with so many pple, i can do my own things, keep myself occupied alone n blah blah blah. actually, i really enjoy my own company! it is getting weird cuz i used to think that 'people who study alone are abandoned by their friends' but how wrong i was! i began to realise that, having some quality time with yourself is actually very peaceful and enjoyable. i like it very very much! umm, luckily i'm used to all these 'i can survive alone' tactics if not i'll be dead by now, judging from the selfish atmosphere around the school. haiyoh, wtf. what a school! hahaha.

okay, i just want to announce that, i will officially be alone right now. don worry for me cuz, i love spending quality time myself. :)

food for thought this week:

- i was so random yesterday by saying something about mrs lau infront of azzimah's clique n my clique, OMG I FELT LIKE AN ULTIMATE IDIOT.
- today's math tutorial was a torrrrturrrrrre. yesss torrrrrturrrre!
- i love my hair despite the discrimination i received.
- i was very proud of myself by staying away from the teachers' day preparation. i think sharon is quite pissed with me for not helping. but, who actually helped or appreciated me last year? no i don't remember any. so, why am i such a big fool to commit and suffer all the shit again?
- when shit collide, u get a bigger pile of dung
- i'm shutting myself off from the world next week onwards for 2 weeks. don't miss me. :)

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It's not our fault to fail exams

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student: 1.Sundays- 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263. 3.8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141. 4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126. 5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) means 30days. Days left 96. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days days left 81. 7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) 40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3. 10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!! Balance = 0 "How can a student pass ?????"

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(Gossip) News

Fall guy

Underappreciated Beckham deserved better

"If I'm not mistaken, this is the same David Beckham who only a few weeks ago scored half of all the goals England managed during the World Cup, right? And just like that, he's gone?"


no matter what, i've already bought his jersey so, I WILL CONTINUE TO LOVE AND SUPPORT HIMMMMMMM!

For full story, click here.

Tom and Katie invite Beckhams to see new baby

"And now it has been reported the Beckhams have received an invite to see her, but they will have to obey the strict rules of the new parent's Scientology religion if they visit.

Under the doctrine Baby Suri must not be fawned over or have photos taken in her first few months of life.

Cruise, 44, and Holmes, 27, are following the teachings of Scientology's late creator L Ron Hubbard, who claimed a child can become mentally unstable if it gets too much attention."

CRAP.

For full story, click here.

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18/8/88 and i'm 18 yrs old

i'm 18 but i don't feel any difference. :)

okay, the day was accompanied by a headache due to lack of slp after mugging till 3am for trigo test which i think i can barely pass but it's okay. then my wisdom toothache is bothering me quite a bit, moreover there is still sore throat to overcome. heh :D

anyway, thanks to frens who kept their "plot" from me regarding the ice cream. i really appreciate it cuz despite our crazy study schedule u guys still remembered. and i'm really sorry if i didn't "appear" very happy in the photo we took cuz my toothache was quite sickening. i ate so little these 2 days! aiyoh.......

thanks to shinyee and aifung for their forever friends graduation bear! it is cute and i am always hoping to get one but i think tt it is quite dumb to buy 1 myself. makes no sense at all!

anyway, after econs tutorial i went home n rented 2 dvds to chill n slack at home - high school musical and she's the man. high school musical was okay.. i think it is targeted for kids SOLELY lah.. hahaha.. but it was entertaining. then came she's the man.. i laughed more and during midway, my mum opened my door suddenly and smiled to me...............................................

so i went out to the living room and realised that charmaine, kim, rachel, ranitha and wanlin were in my house with a cake! so sweet of them! school only ends at 5 for wanlin but she still makes the trip down! then we sang, crapped, watched she's the man again, ordered mac, slacked in my room, gossiping at other pple's friendster account, taking R(A) photos, posing paul twohill/retard etc etc. ohhhh i really missed them very very badly. actually, i sort of suspected tt they will come to my hse cuz the moment i reached home, my mum told me tt a girl called my house at 9am and asked if i'm at home n stuff related to my birthday. nonetheless the person is tan suan teng. hahaha..

so we did all of the above till 11+. it was a fun day (ok plus hot cuz my living room is really hot i dunno why n super noisy due to my funny cum cheapo home threatre system). to sum it up, thanks to everyone who wished me! :)

n i officially declare tt i really dislike my phone. i wanted to clear my outbox but my inbox was cleared instead. so yes, all my birthday msg are gone. it's okay anyway haha.

although we took alot of pics, i cannot post them up cuz they are really sensitive HAAHA. so i shall only post the one n only pic with 6 of us (me with my ugly black hairpin which i look like ultimate ah gong)

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my entries are getting random-er

was listening to 987fm just now and carrie chong was talking about patrick (yes the one from spongebob n the one jeryle likes) and i thought of barney!

why? cuz i watched click and i laughed so loudly in j8's threatre 4 cuz he became purple and starting singing/dancing while adjusting the colour on his remote control.

and and and! i realised i did modify barney's famous themesong into a racial harmony song for some stupid video tt my sec 1 CME teacher (mr farid) wanted us to show unity and racial harmony in singapore.

HAHA.

I love u!
You love me!
We are Sing-ga-por-re-ans
Malay, Chinese, Indian and Eurasian
We are one big family!

(it must be in barney's colour)

THANK U!

ps: i started doing lame shit like this since sec 1. omg! and i've edited many many song lyrics to very lame/no substance but hilarious crap which pple will laugh their heads off. too bad i didnt take down any of it if not i'm sure i can publish a book on "the GREATEST lame jokes" complied by ME. haiz, guess that i really love the corrupted environment of BOWEN SECONDARY SCHOOL, where we quarral and scream at teachers, take forever to return to class (pls we NEVER EVER RUN TO CLASS like what we are doing for tutorials now) and not paying attention to teachers like tan hung tong. haiz!!!)

to clique: hey hey, after prelims lets organise a 1 day trip back to bowen for their famous western food, green bowl, malay rice stalls for the very last time kk! admission fee: $10/person cuz we are going to EAT AS IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

WE LOVE BOWEN (canteen!) YAY!

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How true is it?

someone sent me this via email. i'm not sure how true it is but i'll try and calculate.

August

Outgoing personality.
takes risks.
feeds on attention.
No self-control.
Kind hearted.
Self-confident.
Loud and boisterous.
VERY revengeful. (beware!)
Easy to get along with and talk to.
Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude.
Likes talking and singing. (singing to myself only hahaha)
Loves music.
Daydreamer.
Easily distracted.
Hates not being trusted.
BIG imagination.
Loves to be loved.
Hates studying.
in need of "that someone". (not now)
Longs for freedom.
Rebellious when withheld or restricted. (absolutely! look at sumayah and jermaine lee hahahaha)
Lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
Always a suspect.
Playful.
Mysterious.
"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
stubborn.
curious.
Independent.
Strong willed.
A fighter.

accuracy: 22/33 = 66%?

anyway, this is the rest of it. enjoy!


Jan
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Feb
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Mar
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

Apr
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

Jun
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! I

Jul
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Sept
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Oct
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Nov
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Dec
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

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lame + funny stuff to brighten up my entries

plot: linda, amanda, sharon n i were sitting at the seats that directly faces the stupid door which u can freely open/close at white sands swensens after the econs lect on national day's eve

*wind blowing once the door is opened and sharon's hair is in a mess cuz she is 'nearest to the glass door n she didnt tie her hair tt day*

sharon: aiyoh i hate the door! cant they just close it? (shakes head in frustration)
amanda: wah sharon i think u look like a lion!
*sharon was drinking water after amanda said tt, she spit the water out immediately*
me: wah now u look like merlion! :D

kope from charmaine's blog which i find it hilarious

mum: why dont you like to bathe?
girl : **ignores**
mum: dont you know that even pretty flowers will wither without bathing
(bathing in the context of :being watered!)
girl: uh, thats becos im a...






CACTUS!!!


*please clap :D*

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wah i so happie lor
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from my hse i can see fireworks at esplanade
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tml stay at home liao
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wahaa
nobodyyouknow says:
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i loveeeee my hse
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national day also can see
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even when the spore flag flew past national stadium, the jets zooming across the stadium
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ALL I CAN SEEEEEE
nobodyyouknow says:
yah
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*proud*
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(n ungrateful)
nobodyyouknow says:
when terrorist come and bomb singapore
nobodyyouknow says:
u also can see

kuku was sending me some songs and it includes westlife's season in the sun!

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OMGGGGGGGGGGG
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MY FAV SONG WHEN I WAS IN P6!
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THE SONG TT REMINDED ME TO STUDY TO REPAY MY PARENTS
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haaha

see, can u tell that i am bored to come up with such entries with no substance??!!! :(:( time to bury myself in gp shit.

anyway, i was watching the channel 8 news just now and got the update abt the liquid bomb which was exposed by the authorities in london. anyway, bomb expert actually said something which scare me out of my wits lah! according to him, the 'liquid bomb' which the terrorists intentionally designed to blow off the plane only cost US$35!!!! who will have thought that a bomb can cost that cheap and ingredients can be easily obtained in any supermarket! omg! terrorists are genius!! once again, our lives are endangered once again, with so many scholars turning into terrorists. please, all we need is peace. according to woolgar (pls refer to A level 2005 GP paper line 30), "war shld only be waged in response to aggression and that it was justifiable only if undertaken by a legitimate authority and only as a last resort."

umm, i know US has offended alot of pple directly/indirectly but i dont think using violence and killing pple is the most effective way to deal with the ordeal. instead, if u use violence, the opposition party has won 1/2 of the votes because they 'appear to be in a sorry state and deserves puclic support'! so, i really hope terrorists, instead of sacrificing innocent lives, voice out ur unhappiness to UN (legitimate party) so that they can do something abt it n stop US from being the 'big brother'!

yay man. to my enemies (waahaha in case if there is any), pls note tt i can easily kill u with US$35! (but if u are as fat/big as a aeroplane, i think US$1 is enough to kill u heh)

so random! omg i am turning into somebody!

ok, a picture for u to savour. a cute chick. enjoy!

what? cute and chick INDEED what. what were u hoping?

TEE KO PEH!

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(we are singapore)x2 we will stand together and hear the lion ROAR!

happie national day!

okay, basically i slackkkked since yesterday but in the mist of slacking, i am still bothered about my workload. aiyah, haiz. today is supposed to be a productive day but i spent it trying to endure the pain which every girl must go through. (STUPID KUKU U STILL WAN TO BE A GIRL IZZIT?)

anyway i went esplanade yesterday to watch the fireworks. not too bad but it was quite boring cuz most of them are in RED. i caught the videos for most of it! anyway we must thank ms yeow huiting for 'chopping' the seats for us and the view is really good! first time she is so efficient leh! (although she is still the last one to reach hahahaha) but without her we wont even get a place to rest our butt!

but then i was very irritated that i wore super nice yesterday (first time in ages) cuz i thought tt all of us will dress up nicely since we are going ESPLANADE but mdm yeow wore her "uniform" n kim wore ny's uni. only xiuxiu wore jeans lah. wahpiang.. then i wore mini skirt (abt 1/2 the length of my always-kana-caught-by-teachers very short mj skirt) plus a very skimpy top, like going to geylang to seduce ah pek like tt. i think i was molested by many pple yesterday lor! the stupid uncle who kept brushing my shoulders. *(#@@#^&@%^@ but i cannot blame him lah the place was so crowded.

kim i get got to 'hook' a boy named jerome, who lives in choa chu kang. he is really handsome lah, with big DEEP eyes and sharp features. kim and i analysed tt he will be a flirt when he grows up cuz he is so chatty and charming lor. hahahahaha. but he is very very naughty cuz he refused to return me my camera. he was soooooo fascinated by the 'zoom' function. wahahhaa.

the 4 of us managed to catch up quite abit n i think we are planning for next yr's national day party already. ALL OF US WILL BALLOT FOR TICKS NEXT YRR!! but no more national stadium, so sad!! :( i think the mood n atmosphere in the stadium really rocks lor! still remb when kim, rani n i went 2 yrs ago in our kuku looks. ahahahaha. but it was fun fun n more fun!

was watching the parade just now and i FINALLY get to hear this yr's national day song by the 'gong' girl. keria gong or whatever lah hahahaha. i think her voice sounds like stefanie abit. but i still prefer the good old songs last time like one people one nation one singapore. somehow i feel more attached to spore by singing those songs than the "trying to be hip" national day songs now. i thought national day songs must give the sense of loyalty and committment meh? if u add the 'hip' element in, u are just trying very hard to get youngsters to sing but sadly i am not bothered at all.

talking abt sense of loyalty, next wed morning my class has to reach school at 7.30am (usually it is 8.30am) to do some school's survey about how we feel about the school, the sense of attachment n etc etc. i bet i'm going to put STRONGLY DISAGREE to 90% of the questions. crappy school, it is just a transition area for me to pass my time lor! yucks man mjc sucksss sucks suckss!!! haha

anyway, i cannot stand a classmate who wants to announce to the world that she is attached or trying her best to attract attention lah! her actions irks me sia, so much tt i get very frustrated leh! omg lor. luckily school's ending soon.

oh ya i suddenly remembered this. kim told me yesterday about how ungentlemanly her classmate is. and i agree!!! what happen to guys now? they are so petty leh! omg lor!!! cannot stand it! i mean, where's their cool when they are suppose to display it? from what i observe now, there is no substance in any guy for me to fall in love lehhhhhhhhhhh!!! *heartbreak* hahahahahaaha.. (i'm saying that guys are so hopeless as if i am perfect lor) but it is true right girls? where are our bai ma wang zi??

to kim: maybe we shld wait for jerome when he turns 17? by the time we will be 29....... SOB!

i am uttering rubbish. okay post some pics here.

just for the sake of tt ghostly-like merlion, i only "exposed" my shoulders for this picture.

according to huiting, jerome spent around 1 hr before he could finish his sausage. hahahaha.










lastly, before i end this entry, DO NOT DISCRIMINATE MY HAIR. :)

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why i love being a girl

more supporting views on kuku's latest entry (n to add on to his agony)


1. girls are allowed to cry

girls can cry as much as they want, if guys cry, they will be permanently termed as SISSY.

2. girls have the ability to give birth

tt's something very very noble, poor guys you are part of the ingredient.

3. girls have higher life expectancy!

geog students shld know tt, so guys u better spend ur time really well.

4. girls are physically stronger

i'm not trying to specify where but girls immune system is generally better than guys. for instance, my friend kana traveller's virus (some flu which require 1 injection on his butt) when we studied at airport together.

5. girls have higher EQ

boys are stupid! hahahahahaahahaa.. just kidding. just tt they are not as sensitive as girls.

6. girls can laugh as loud as they want

guys with loud laughter (n pitchy ones) makes him very scary. i think fabian's (the councilor) laughter is worst than mine!

7. girls can ogle at their eye-candies/idols like crazyyyy OPENLY

irregardless whether their idols/eye-candies are female or male, they have the authority to admire them OPENLY (eg. screaming and sitting near him to get a better view). just look at esther&kah vs. kuku

8. girls have the ability to make guys jealous!

pls refer to lee kuku's blog for details

9. girls wont break a guy's heart like how a super heartless guy can

omg! i've witnessed too many examples!!

10. girls can perm/straighten/rebond their hair, or have their hair in any lengths

guys who do any of the above, once again, will be termed GAY

11. girls have alot more reasons to shop than guys

bras, sportbras, skirts, ear rings, make-up, heels of all inches, handbags/shoulderbags. :D:D:D

12. while shopping, there are many different designs for girls to choose for.

i hate buying presents for guys. it's always the same thing in the same colour! black or blue. wallet or shirt. ALAMAK.

13. (my own opinion) it's okay for girls to be lesbian, but a NONO for a guy to be a gay

look at the society! GUYS PLEASE OPEN UP URSELF LAH! aiyoh. such a wooden block.

14. while having sex, girls just have to sit back and relax

whereas guys must adjust n shift like siao, am i right? wahahahhaahahhaa (oops senstive issue)

15. girls can nua more than guys

guys who nua are perceived to be lazy n lazy n lazy = yucks i don wan this type of boyfriend. whereas if a girl nua, guys wont mind cuz of their I CANT BE BOTHERED ATTITUTE (act cool mah, ACT LOR!)

16. girls don have long and disgusting leg/facial hair!!!

i am scared of pple with LOTS of them!! eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk :S:S:S:S:S:S

17. girls are more courageous

i find guys getting more and more timid. BE A MAN LAH! 21ST CENTURY LIAO LEH.

18. i can gossip for as long as i want

and i have tonnes of company too!! hahahahaha :D

19. girls can have long finger nails

if guys have long finger nails, probably i would have thought that he is a loanshark/tool to dig his nose. (but due to the fact that i have short fingers n i m lazy to maintain my nails, i'll say byebye to this)


i am getting so tired of this. girls if u can think of more, pls post it on my tagboard. i will acknowledge u for ur contribution. wahahahaha. :D

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sleepy

it's friday again! meaning another has passed!!! :D:D:D

i'm very very happy that i am edging one day closer to the end of long/draggy/inefficient most of the time lectures but tt means the falking (hahahaha) prelims is drawing nearer. ok nvm, i am motivated by everyone in library doing work today (except weikang who made so much noise tt the librarian came *#(^&#@^!%@^%@@ to us) and so, YES I'M GOING TO MUG IN SCHOOL MORE OFTEN NOW!

anyway i am quite happy yesterday cuz while we were having soccer as our elective for PE, we played against 5 other girls in a 'soccer match'. it was only like 1/5 of the field or smaller than that lah.. n i scored hatrick! wahhahahahaahaha.. damn heng. also dunno what we playing. cheers to kah, sharon, gladys and cheryl. we rock though we anyhow kick. HAHAHAHA :)

and to my new hair, i think it is making my head so round so round. no one could recgonise me and many were shocked when they see me. maybe i shld continue this disguise (+ wearing specs like today) so that i wont scare so many pple off.

went for dinner at the same-old-place with my family just now. it was damn freaky lah, my sister parked her car at some super-ulu building which was EMPTY AND SUPER QUIET! we couldnt find the staircase to the carpark cann! we were loitering aroun the 'building' and i admit tt i can cry out any moment cuz i heard some noise. [TIME TO GO PAI PAI AI LOYAN DUA PEK GONG]

AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! in the end we went the long way n found the car. omggg lorrrrrrrr but luckily i followed my sis instead of my parents! can u imagine if my sister is alone? OMG LORRRRRRRRR...... this is just so freaky :s

anyway i am super tired. shld i continue to do some more math to energise myself or to go n slp? i slept at 3am yest cuz i had to do the stupid outstanding volunteer thing n the best thing is ms yeo passed it to me yest morning when the deadline is today. n it is not like 1 page info, i wrote 4 pages worth of trash. arhhhhhh... damn sian. :(:(:(

i am worried, esp for geog n math.

helps! jiayou jiayou persereve!

n yes, turning 18 is no big deal. can u stop emphasising to the world tt i'm going to be 18 and partying is legal for me??? i don give a damn so stop it! turning me off TOTALLY!

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