I want to know right now what will it be
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be sorry?
I might as well post on a Holiday.
First things first:
Tomorrow is SNNB Bdiv's first match, I hope we do well.
Just focus and we can make it.
Just focus and we can make it.
Just focus and we can make it.
I'll spam you with pictures next :-D
Chinese New Year has been so-so, pretty boring to be honest.
Hahaha ohwellz.
Before Chinese New Year
(I don't have the habit of combing my hair in the morning, hahaha)
Chinese New Year's Eve
My relatives came over.
This is my Uncle's Silky Terrier, her name is Bibi, short for Baby.
Hahaha it is really hot-tempered, but extremely cute and playful!
But I'm still scared of dogs, though I'm not very scared of her.
(Note: There are no pictures of me and her!)
My brudder got Chao Ahbeng face here
Chinese New Year
Tweety Bird Nightie hahahahaha
Posing by the Pussy Willow, haha
HAHAHAHA MY BROTHER SHUT HIS EYES!
Chinese New Year Day 2
My grandaunt's house, haha
It's really cool in that old way.
When we were young, we used to go scouting for "treasure"
or just take adventures, to visit that Banana tree growing behind.
Hahahaha, vvvvv funny
While we were shopping for bedsheets...HAHA
This was posed, I was the one who was sleeping around though (AHAHAHAHA)
This is influence from Sharon the Innuendo Master!
I'm defaming you, haha
Our class decoration, was a pathetic attempt, HAHA.
I think I can say for sure, our class was last place haha.
While Sharon was drawing on the board and I was colouring...
Sharon: Kanina la
Dionne: Chao Chee Bye la, eh 春联!
HAHAHAHAHA, see! We're not good for each other.
I'm becoming too vulgar for my own good
OMGZ, I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM YESTERDAY
HAHAHAHA LIKE, SERIOUSLY WEIRD AND EMBARASSING :-O
HAHA, SHITZ I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I CONJURED IT UP!
The world's greatest.
(What if everything you stand for, turns around and bites you)
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 | 8:35 AM
Happy Birthday To You,
You were born in the Zoo,
With monkeys and tigers,
Happy Birthday To You!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTNER :-D!
Woohoo.
You are officially 16, you don't have to act mature when you watch
NC16 movies now.
You can suck on a bloody pacifier and when the ticket-tearing
person asks you for your IC, you can show it to them proudly and
say "I AM SIXTEEN"
Haha, you are one of the reasons I'm glad I joined Netball
And I'm glad I met you, because you are the one and only Partner
I have (which makes you the best as well! I bet this made you
smile, haha)
Keep smiling, because you'll always have the bug- ME!
I haven't done Birthday Posts in a while,
so I hope you know how much I hate you :-D
(But don't get too e-g-o now!)
So enjoy itttt and I'm extremely sorry I have to give you a belated
present. (2 days only, I promiseeeeee)
Realllly :-( :-(
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I HATE YOU :-D (GRINZZZ HAHA)
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 | 2:56 AM
Reasons why you should NOT call me an Ahbeng
(Cough Amanda Cough)
Ahbeng's Love Poem
To Ah Lian,
Side Track/ On CCA Fair:
Mag: Sng Ying you damn Ahlian lah
Sng Ying: Eh you don't like that lah, I don't mind you call me retarded can, but don't call me Ahlian lah!
Your beautiful face no fight,
Silky hair everybody like,
Your horse figure no horse run,
Big big eyes, small small mouth, cannot tahan,
One word, marry wife follow wife, marry cat follow cat,
You go there, I go there.
If you are the moon, I'm the star beside you.
If you are a flower, I'm the leave of your flower,
When you exercise, I'm your sweat at the armpit,
If you are shit, I'm the fly,
When you are bathing, I'm the soap,
To sky mountain sea corner,
You are my woman this lifetime.
From Ah Beng
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Ah Beng was very excited to go to Secondary School.
He packed all his bags.
On the way out , he shouted to Ah Lok, “Hey! Don’t forget to bring the ladder along. We will need it you know”.
Ah Lok replied, “Why do we need to bring a ladder for ?”
Ah Beng shouted “Hey! You so fast you forget, huh . You don’t remember that we are going to a High School ?”
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Ahbeng's Medical Dictionary
(No wonder my Biology is like that...Sian)
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer
ENEMA: not a friend
ER: the things on your head that you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
MENOPAUSE: men will keep on working
MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN: in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
RHEUMATIC: amorous
SECRETION: hiding anything
TABLET: a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TIBIA: country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR: an extra pair
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE: very close
VEIN: conceited
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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Ah Beng : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. Coincidence or not?
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I WENT CLUBBING TODAY :-D ASK ME WHERE AND WHY
AND WHEN HAHAHAHA
Or just highlight the below this sentence
(EM Learning Club)
Friends, can you please tag? Haha
My tagboard is like stagnant, save Singapore from Malaria and Dengue,
TAG DIONNE!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mbsclass67/
This is darn cool,
the class kept in touch since 1967!
I love these pictures,
Netballers should take a team picture like that!
Saturday, January 17, 2009 | 8:25 PM
Hi Frenzzz :-D
Okay, first things first.
Happy Birthday Caryl (8th January) haha.
You are (obviously) too petite, and too funny.
One day I shall make you hug oinkletletotosis who has four limbs.
Happy Birthday Nat Chungsxzxsxz (16th January)!
You are old, and older than me :-D Hahaha.
XOXO, Gossip girl. Haha I'm not sure if you'll get it though
Farewell Yanyee :- (
I will miss you and your phat-pinching and weird words.
But 5 months will pass really quickly, and you'll be right back with us.
While you're gone, you'll be right here (points to heart)
I hope you have a wonderful time in Canada, keep in contact and update me okaysx
Changi Airport was f-u-n, though.
The whole group of us were really hyper.
(Alicia, Caryl, Chowlyn, Grace, Jayme, Regina, Sarah Long, Zhuer)
It was really fun and I found out I cannot colour.
Time, well-spent.
Jayme and Grace came over to my house, for awhile.
Hahahaha we were supposed to study but ohwell!
I love Grey Badge Seniors Amelia and Melissa :-D
Haha, I don't know.
They just bring so much more meaning into training.
Training is a lot more effective and productive with them around.
Woohoo, them coming back seems so surreal.
I like having seniors around :-D
It's like having back-up, you feel so much more secure!
They are really good at Netball.
They have my respect (!!!)
YSY is jealous, haha I bet.
I mean I know.
Okay, I'm off to celebrate Weiqing's Birthday now.
I hope she enjoys it.
Bye!
Monday, January 12, 2009 | 2:42 AM
Well Done, St Nicks.
Amazing Yellow Badgers,
Sec Fours 2008, you owned the O levels.
Best in 10 years, indeed
Mean L1R5: 9.49 (?)
Highest Scorer: 11 A1s, top in the Nation!
You inspire me to work really hard :- D
Netball's Honour Roll:
Sandra Lau: 10 A1s
Andrea Pang: 9 A1s
Natalie Loh: 9 A1s
Annette: 7 points
Sharrie: 7 points
Alex: 9 points
Dawn: 11 points
Delphine: 11 points
HAHAHA THIS IS ALL THAT I'VE KAYPOHED.
BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS W-O-W :-D
THEIR RESULTS ARE REALLY FANTASTIC
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEWS TO START BROADCASTING THE O LEVEL RESULTS!
GO BLUE BADGERS :-D!
WE CAN OUTSHINE THEM
(Although they've made it so difficult)
JIAYOU!
Labels: Excellence, Geniuses., I love the Yellow Badge, Stress, Wonderful happenings
Friday, January 09, 2009 | 3:48 AM
Hi world, I'm sorry :-(
I'm sorry for being such a grumpy moody idiot.
I'm sorry for always speaking harsh words, particularly my team.
I'm sorry if I've been a pushover and a bully (May chan and Qing, hehe)
I'm sorry for moodswings.
Especially my Netball teaaaaaaaam, I'm s-o-r-r-y!
Just because Mrs Soh and Miss Lim having been stressing, doesn't mean I have the right to vent it on you guys!
4give & 4getzzz k, I'll try to be patient and un-stressed
Thank you for being there when I'm down,
and for all the wise words.
-
(I'm going to spouting random nonsense from here)
Haha, well at least I vent my stress in a relatively healthy way.
This Aussie woman tried to burn her husband's genitals because she thought he was having an affair.
Madness, I tell you, madness!
"After the fire spread through the family home, Rajini Narayan,
44, told neighbours she had only wanted to burn her husband's
penis "so it belongs to me and no one else," prosecutors said."
Haha, at least I don't burn dicks when I'm grumpy.
(Other than Weiqing's inverse penis, gawd)
(Weiqing, watch out :-D)
Weiqing is a pervert, look at this:
Dionne: "Is it English now? Is it English now?"
Weiqing: "Yeah. Can you don't come so near me? Cause I want to kiss you"
HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL.
Cleo thought it was hilarious.
We were talking about pervertic things during Miss Chan's speech.
Haha I was half-falling-asleep, and then we started a conversation about _____s
and I woke up haha. Ohnoz
I am sitting with Sharon.
We are being affable together (F-able)
Haha vulgar like shitz, she is more vulgar than me, I tell you!
She goes like: "Shit fuck shit" every three seconds.
I like irritating her, and she loves irritating me.
We are not good for each other, really really really.
Haha English Literature Lesson was really funny though.
And right, Sharon Wong, if you are reading this.
I AM CUTER THAN YOU :-D Hahaha
(At least when I was young)
Haha, recess with Brander Na and Ruth Ong and Limin and Yuhui is darn funny.
Yuhui and I laughed till we almost died!
Online 扫墓, ridiculous :-D
HAHAHAHAHA
This one's a girl called, Mashallah or something.
Hahaha babies are like Little Buddhas.
I love their expressions, because they look so, real and pure.
They can't hide how they feel, it's all written on their faces :-)
Yeah manz, I love Joaquim!
BABY BE MINE!
-
Too many retarded and funny things have been happening.
On the other hand, I have also been rather moody.
Ghastly.
李奕宁， 沉住气！...
I'm sorry for being such a grumpy moody idiot.
I'm sorry for always speaking harsh words, particularly my team.
I'm sorry if I've been a pushover and a bully (May chan and Qing, hehe)
I'm sorry for moodswings.
Especially my Netball teaaaaaaaam, I'm s-o-r-r-y!
Just because Mrs Soh and Miss Lim having been stressing, doesn't mean I have the right to vent it on you guys!
4give & 4getzzz k, I'll try to be patient and un-stressed
Thank you for being there when I'm down,
and for all the wise words.
-
(I'm going to spouting random nonsense from here)
Haha, well at least I vent my stress in a relatively healthy way.
This Aussie woman tried to burn her husband's genitals because she thought he was having an affair.
Madness, I tell you, madness!
"After the fire spread through the family home, Rajini Narayan,
44, told neighbours she had only wanted to burn her husband's
penis "so it belongs to me and no one else," prosecutors said."
Haha, at least I don't burn dicks when I'm grumpy.
(Other than Weiqing's inverse penis, gawd)
(Weiqing, watch out :-D)
Weiqing is a pervert, look at this:
Dionne: "Is it English now? Is it English now?"
Weiqing: "Yeah. Can you don't come so near me? Cause I want to kiss you"
HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL.
Cleo thought it was hilarious.
We were talking about pervertic things during Miss Chan's speech.
Haha I was half-falling-asleep, and then we started a conversation about _____s
and I woke up haha. Ohnoz
I am sitting with Sharon.
We are being affable together (F-able)
Haha vulgar like shitz, she is more vulgar than me, I tell you!
She goes like: "Shit fuck shit" every three seconds.
I like irritating her, and she loves irritating me.
We are not good for each other, really really really.
Haha English Literature Lesson was really funny though.
And right, Sharon Wong, if you are reading this.
I AM CUTER THAN YOU :-D Hahaha
(At least when I was young)
Haha, recess with Brander Na and Ruth Ong and Limin and Yuhui is darn funny.
Yuhui and I laughed till we almost died!
Online 扫墓, ridiculous :-D
HAHAHAHAHA
This one's a girl called, Mashallah or something.
Hahaha babies are like Little Buddhas.
I love their expressions, because they look so, real and pure.
They can't hide how they feel, it's all written on their faces :-)
Yeah manz, I love Joaquim!
BABY BE MINE!
-
Too many retarded and funny things have been happening.
On the other hand, I have also been rather moody.
Ghastly.
李奕宁， 沉住气！