there's just one thing i neeed
and i dont care for the presents
underneath the christmas tree.
i just want you for my own.
more than you could ever know
make my wish come true ;
baby all i want for christmas is you
| 7:49 PM
YAWH ;
i slept to what, TEN TODAY
no school days are SHI-OOOK
let's sing susie the super tall netballer
A BIRTHDAY SONG~
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birrttthdaaay to susie
happy birthday to you~
SORRY HAVE TO GIVE BELATED PRESENT LIAOS
im really really really sorry ):
i've yet to say something
this particular bitch
you love to quote teachers right?
i SHALL give you a quote.
we're supposed to be sisters RIGHHT?
(oh my HORRIBLE FATE)
sisters HELP each other.
YOU, put things on your table also cannot ahs?
bloody acrylic thief.
dont act innocent and enthusiastic
IN FRONT OF TEACHERS
when you're so SELFISH
i dont see ONE quality in you
i bet if i gave you another brain,
it would be lonely -
(: going back to parkview today ;
everyone must come earlier lahs
im going back to school at 3.10pm lahs
WANT SEE ME AND POLLY?
COME AT LIKE TWO PLUS LAHS
please .....
i slept to what, TEN TODAY
no school days are SHI-OOOK
let's sing susie the super tall netballer
A BIRTHDAY SONG~
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birrttthdaaay to susie
happy birthday to you~
SORRY HAVE TO GIVE BELATED PRESENT LIAOS
im really really really sorry ):
i've yet to say something
this particular bitch
you love to quote teachers right?
i SHALL give you a quote.
we're supposed to be sisters RIGHHT?
(oh my HORRIBLE FATE)
sisters HELP each other.
YOU, put things on your table also cannot ahs?
bloody acrylic thief.
dont act innocent and enthusiastic
IN FRONT OF TEACHERS
when you're so SELFISH
i dont see ONE quality in you
i bet if i gave you another brain,
it would be lonely -
(: going back to parkview today ;
everyone must come earlier lahs
im going back to school at 3.10pm lahs
WANT SEE ME AND POLLY?
COME AT LIKE TWO PLUS LAHS
please ..
| 1:39 AM
OFF-COLOUR JOKES
#1.
A little boy asked his dad "Daddy is God black or white?"
The daddy said "Both"
The little boy asked "Daddy, is God a boy or a girl?"
His daddy said "Both"
The little boy later asked "Hey daddy! Is God Michael Jackson?!"
#2.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
#3.
The day after Christmas a young boy rides up next to a park trooper on his new bike.
The trooper says, "Did Santa get you that bike for Christmas?"
The little boy says, "Yeah, did he get you that nice horse?"
The trooper says, "Yeah. Thanks."
The the trooper says, "Anyway, I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Next year ask Santa for a back light for your bike. OK."
The little boy says, "OK. Next year ask Santa to the dick under the horse not on top of it."
#4.
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!
#5.
The manager of a large office saw a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "what's your name?" was what the manager asked the new guy.
"John" he said.
The manager gave John his standard lecture ..."Look, I don't know what kind of little wimpy place you came from, but around here I only call people by their last name- Smith, Jones, Davids, etc. I'm Mr. Lawson.
Now that we got that settled tell me your last name.
"Darling, my name is John Darling."
" Ok, John, the next thing I have to tell you is..."
DIAOS (:
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE OFF-COLOUR
aha...
#1.
A little boy asked his dad "Daddy is God black or white?"
The daddy said "Both"
The little boy asked "Daddy, is God a boy or a girl?"
His daddy said "Both"
The little boy later asked "Hey daddy! Is God Michael Jackson?!"
#2.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
#3.
The day after Christmas a young boy rides up next to a park trooper on his new bike.
The trooper says, "Did Santa get you that bike for Christmas?"
The little boy says, "Yeah, did he get you that nice horse?"
The trooper says, "Yeah. Thanks."
The the trooper says, "Anyway, I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Next year ask Santa for a back light for your bike. OK."
The little boy says, "OK. Next year ask Santa to the dick under the horse not on top of it."
#4.
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!
#5.
The manager of a large office saw a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "what's your name?" was what the manager asked the new guy.
"John" he said.
The manager gave John his standard lecture ..."Look, I don't know what kind of little wimpy place you came from, but around here I only call people by their last name- Smith, Jones, Davids, etc. I'm Mr. Lawson.
Now that we got that settled tell me your last name.
"Darling, my name is John Darling."
" Ok, John, the next thing I have to tell you is..."
DIAOS (:
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE OFF-COLOUR
aha
| 1:18 AM
in the bracket in the FRONT -
imma make you scream.
MAKE YOU SCREAM
MAKE YOU SCREAMM ~
hellos(:
tmrw is SPORTS DAY
and i dont feel like going lahs
roar roar roar
it's at 3.30pm lahs ;
and ALL the sixheagers<3 are like going back
i can go in the morning,
but no one will be there
))))))): shucks
RED HOUSE JIAYOU -
WE'RE LIKE LAST NOW
KAMBATE ! :DDDDD
haiyahs ; susie's birthday present
i DONNO HOW TO BUY
beverley sarah yitong caryl
never GIVE ME MONEY
kanasai luhs! ><
frk, today i kena forced by tcher
GO ON STAGE ;
it's not a bad thing.
but wahlaus!
actually i dont need go one lors
chao michelle, go tell ms loh we finished liaos
:O then she was like talking to us
and asked us to go up
=.= kanasai
it was like darn stupid lahs.
ROAR -
without you
it's hard to survive "...
imma make you scream.
MAKE YOU SCREAM
MAKE YOU SCREAMM ~
hellos(:
tmrw is SPORTS DAY
and i dont feel like going lahs
roar roar roar
it's at 3.30pm lahs ;
and ALL the sixheagers<3 are like going back
i can go in the morning,
but no one will be there
))))))): shucks
RED HOUSE JIAYOU -
WE'RE LIKE LAST NOW
KAMBATE ! :DDDDD
haiyahs ; susie's birthday present
i DONNO HOW TO BUY
beverley sarah yitong caryl
never GIVE ME MONEY
kanasai luhs! ><
frk, today i kena forced by tcher
GO ON STAGE ;
it's not a bad thing.
but wahlaus!
actually i dont need go one lors
chao michelle, go tell ms loh we finished liaos
:O then she was like talking to us
and asked us to go up
=.= kanasai
it was like darn stupid lahs.
ROAR -
without you
it's hard to survive "
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 | 2:19 AM
swt beginnings & bitter endings-
hellos ! you know what blogs are for?
reminding people your birthdayis COMING
mine is FOURTH OF MAY
ahahahas (: REMEMBER OHKAYE
if not i will slaughter your butts
and give them to cow and chicken for lunch
:DD
(weikang is online )
WHATTA HELL LAHS.
today i got like THREE TESTS
monkey, i feel stupid liaos.
NO MORE BRAINS :O
today sucks big time lah ;
tommorrow will be better.
SPORTSDAY REHEARSALS TMRW !
meaning there's like not much school left
:DDDDD i like ~~
after school, DIONNE GOES TO JB!
to play netball and sm somethingsomething ij
(x i want smuggle bubblegum back.
bahs.
oh yeahs, DE SHENG.
my napha 2.4km is a FULL 11:52minutes.
not bad not bad.
or izit? aiyohs NOT BAD FOR GIRLS
(: i like my blgskin fullstop
im off now, my brother wants to use
...
hellos ! you know what blogs are for?
reminding people your birthdayis COMING
mine is FOURTH OF MAY
ahahahas (: REMEMBER OHKAYE
if not i will slaughter your butts
and give them to cow and chicken for lunch
:DD
(weikang is online )
WHATTA HELL LAHS.
today i got like THREE TESTS
monkey, i feel stupid liaos.
NO MORE BRAINS :O
today sucks big time lah ;
tommorrow will be better.
SPORTSDAY REHEARSALS TMRW !
meaning there's like not much school left
:DDDDD i like ~~
after school, DIONNE GOES TO JB!
to play netball and sm somethingsomething ij
(x i want smuggle bubblegum back.
bahs.
oh yeahs, DE SHENG.
my napha 2.4km is a FULL 11:52minutes.
not bad not bad.
or izit? aiyohs NOT BAD FOR GIRLS
(: i like my blgskin fullstop
im off now, my brother wants to use
Sunday, April 23, 2006 | 2:18 AM
boo ):
i think i cant go back liaos -
freak sports day !
OF ALL DAYS ,
it has to be on the 28TH !?
frking hell
MUAHAS ,
i won 1st for 400m/4by400m bahs.
and 3rd for long jump (im like short lahs)
and i can still JUMP !
short but powerful legs HAHA (:
:DD look who's rocking.
but i donno lahs,
I DONT WANT TO RUN
ON THE DAY ITSELF.
but i think not lahs.
precautionary measures.
=.="
that freaking old and short UMPIRE
made my junior cry because of some small thing.
she counting the even/odd thingy,
DONNO MEHS?
scold what scold lahs. GO COACH JUDY !
i donno you but you scolded him,UROCKING
old man. go retire and BALEK KAMPONG.
jiayou to PARKVIEW NETBALLERS ;
get into the SEMI-FINALS.
then to the FINALS.
then to the NATIONALS.
GOGOGO WITH LOVE LOVE LOVE ;
DIONNE KNOWS YOU CAN DO IT
calligraphy gets my fingers dirty -
im getting gooood :D...
i think i cant go back liaos -
freak sports day !
OF ALL DAYS ,
it has to be on the 28TH !?
frking hell
MUAHAS ,
i won 1st for 400m/4by400m bahs.
and 3rd for long jump (im like short lahs)
and i can still JUMP !
short but powerful legs HAHA (:
:DD look who's rocking.
but i donno lahs,
I DONT WANT TO RUN
ON THE DAY ITSELF.
but i think not lahs.
precautionary measures.
=.="
that freaking old and short UMPIRE
made my junior cry because of some small thing.
she counting the even/odd thingy,
DONNO MEHS?
scold what scold lahs. GO COACH JUDY !
i donno you but you scolded him,UROCKING
old man. go retire and BALEK KAMPONG.
jiayou to PARKVIEW NETBALLERS ;
get into the SEMI-FINALS.
then to the FINALS.
then to the NATIONALS.
GOGOGO WITH LOVE LOVE LOVE ;
DIONNE KNOWS YOU CAN DO IT
calligraphy gets my fingers dirty -
im getting gooood :D
Friday, April 21, 2006 | 9:07 PM
AND OH, im gonna change the tagboard size soon!
or maybe the size of the profile thing lahs (x
BYE...
or maybe the size of the profile thing lahs (x
BYE
| 8:58 PM
HELLOS
see the new blogskin?
i made it, not! X)
sorry cowie ;
i fell asleep while sms-ing you!
SORRY !
had a horrible dream about bengs
they were dancing!
what sarah and christal cheorographed!
:O on the bus somemore.
LOLS
wahliaos, i think i wore my pants the wrong way
and i walked to piano liddat? lols i donno
i think not. i wore it the RIGHT way xD
good thing it was night time !
and the moon was out
:DDDDDD thank goodness
WE HAVE A CLASS BLOG :)
yippee ; it has ONE POST.
and darn it. i cannot go back to
parkview liaos! aaaaahs
sickening lahs.
sports day boo
props making poo
no school on fridays WOOHOO
rhymes hor?
anyway it's sickening!
:((((((((((((
goodbye...
see the new blogskin?
i made it, not! X)
sorry cowie ;
i fell asleep while sms-ing you!
SORRY !
had a horrible dream about bengs
they were dancing!
what sarah and christal cheorographed!
:O on the bus somemore.
LOLS
wahliaos, i think i wore my pants the wrong way
and i walked to piano liddat? lols i donno
i think not. i wore it the RIGHT way xD
good thing it was night time !
and the moon was out
:DDDDDD thank goodness
WE HAVE A CLASS BLOG :)
yippee ; it has ONE POST.
and darn it. i cannot go back to
parkview liaos! aaaaahs
sickening lahs.
sports day boo
props making poo
no school on fridays WOOHOO
rhymes hor?
anyway it's sickening!
:((((((((((((
goodbye
Thursday, April 20, 2006 | 3:58 AM
HELLOS :DD
today was the gayest day ever ;
i couldnt hear what the teacher was saying!
CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO STOP MYSELF
FROM SLEEPING LAAAHS.
sleepy lesson -
grats JEANETTE!
urocking, irocking,
rocking more than fifty thousand
U/IGALLOPS :D
after school was darn funny.
GAYEST OF THE GAYEST LAHS.
gym guys hopping on the trampoline,
IN TIGHTS! :X
and you know what happens in tights.
everything starts FLYING,
ohkaye maybe not BUT.
it bulges out lahs :X
HAHA (: the guys in pure white
were damn funny!
in a nice gayish way.
they were like jumping,
then later in one of the jumps
they did some super gay ballet pose.
ahur,hurhurhur.
we started singing in the bus.
and it was damn siao and diaos.
I PULLED OUT THE RUBBER B-FIRST
FROM BEVERLEY'S SHOE
:DDDD
it was really rubbery and stretchy.
i threw it aside when we went to cheer!
WHOOPSIE ; sorry luhs.
that limin ahs. haiyohs.
COCK EYE ONE
we were like waving until SIAO
to her. and she never look lahs.
today was seriously funny.
because there were funny gay gym guys in tights
and beause of d&t! :DD
we were making our project.
which involved a tiny seesaw.
then we use metal ruler,
teacher DONT ALLOW!
so mr ng handed us some wooden plank.
and then we used an eraser to test.
lala dee it flew darn high.
then once, christal was like.
" I WANT TO STOMP ! "
then i went, " I THINK IT'LL FLY 5CM! "
and my prediction came true.
clever girl.
we broke two wooden sticks.
and i sneaked to hide it back ;
and took new ones
:DD the best thing was,
nobody knew.
i think today is the funnest day of my life
in the saints nichola X)
28TH is arriving ;
sports carnival ;
susie's birthday ;
mrs khoo's birthday ;
my death anniversary
IM SCARED OF RUNNING
DURING SPORTS DAY !!
AAAAHS, i saw a super super super cute skin
peedeeass is getting irratated.
good....
today was the gayest day ever ;
i couldnt hear what the teacher was saying!
CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO STOP MYSELF
FROM SLEEPING LAAAHS.
sleepy lesson -
grats JEANETTE!
urocking, irocking,
rocking more than fifty thousand
U/IGALLOPS :D
after school was darn funny.
GAYEST OF THE GAYEST LAHS.
gym guys hopping on the trampoline,
IN TIGHTS! :X
and you know what happens in tights.
everything starts FLYING,
ohkaye maybe not BUT.
it bulges out lahs :X
HAHA (: the guys in pure white
were damn funny!
in a nice gayish way.
they were like jumping,
then later in one of the jumps
they did some super gay ballet pose.
ahur,hurhurhur.
we started singing in the bus.
and it was damn siao and diaos.
I PULLED OUT THE RUBBER B-FIRST
FROM BEVERLEY'S SHOE
:DDDD
it was really rubbery and stretchy.
i threw it aside when we went to cheer!
WHOOPSIE ; sorry luhs.
that limin ahs. haiyohs.
COCK EYE ONE
we were like waving until SIAO
to her. and she never look lahs.
today was seriously funny.
because there were funny gay gym guys in tights
and beause of d&t! :DD
we were making our project.
which involved a tiny seesaw.
then we use metal ruler,
teacher DONT ALLOW!
so mr ng handed us some wooden plank.
and then we used an eraser to test.
lala dee it flew darn high.
then once, christal was like.
" I WANT TO STOMP ! "
then i went, " I THINK IT'LL FLY 5CM! "
and my prediction came true.
clever girl.
we broke two wooden sticks.
and i sneaked to hide it back ;
and took new ones
:DD the best thing was,
nobody knew.
i think today is the funnest day of my life
in the saints nichola X)
28TH is arriving ;
sports carnival ;
susie's birthday ;
mrs khoo's birthday ;
my death anniversary
IM SCARED OF RUNNING
DURING SPORTS DAY !!
AAAAHS, i saw a super super super cute skin
peedeeass is getting irratated.
good.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006 | 12:40 AM
fucking hell, geography sucks, like terribly.
nevermind, let's just pray that
MRS FRANCIS NEVER COMES BACK.
i prefer mrs yip a thousand times more.
:DDDDD
i fell asleep after the prayer.
cause i was really TIRED.
and duh, geography is boring.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.
then i went to the underground watercooler.
UNDERGROUND, im SO not lying lahs -grins-
cause the water was damn cold.
and i needed to wash my face.
TONGS SAID JIAMIN WAS SLEEPING,
MOST OF THE LESSON
haha(: proves my point.
yesterday polly was KIDNAPPED
by the evil @()(!_!((#^*^@* weiping
(why do i see two smiley faces up there?)
lols anyway, polly said it was fun!
(x polly's brave, de worhhx (not lian, discriminating )
blahblahblahs.
talked to danica on bus,
jesslyn kicked me.
talked to danica again,
jesslyn kicked me twice.
it happened till jesslyn kicked me FIVE TIMES
im angry.. ROAR. ohkaye, not
but im still going to kick jesslyn anyway
revenge.
there's netball tommorrow,
and im still feeling sore.
oh the pain and agony ):...
nevermind, let's just pray that
MRS FRANCIS NEVER COMES BACK.
i prefer mrs yip a thousand times more.
:DDDDD
i fell asleep after the prayer.
cause i was really TIRED.
and duh, geography is boring.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.
then i went to the underground watercooler.
UNDERGROUND, im SO not lying lahs -grins-
cause the water was damn cold.
and i needed to wash my face.
TONGS SAID JIAMIN WAS SLEEPING,
MOST OF THE LESSON
haha(: proves my point.
yesterday polly was KIDNAPPED
by the evil @()(!_!((#^*^@* weiping
(why do i see two smiley faces up there?)
lols anyway, polly said it was fun!
(x polly's brave, de worhhx (not lian, discriminating )
blahblahblahs.
talked to danica on bus,
jesslyn kicked me.
talked to danica again,
jesslyn kicked me twice.
it happened till jesslyn kicked me FIVE TIMES
im angry.. ROAR. ohkaye, not
but im still going to kick jesslyn anyway
revenge.
there's netball tommorrow,
and im still feeling sore.
oh the pain and agony ):
Saturday, April 15, 2006 | 2:12 AM
TRY FORMING A SENTENCE THAT CONTAINS THE WORDS,
RADIUS, ONE METRE, WHACK, PEOPLE, WITHIN, FROM ME,
yanyun asked.
and oh so i did, and it wasnt exactly the model answer,
anyway, think of it within a minute.
see if you think the way i do, or yanyun.
60SECONDS
59SECONDS
58SECONDS
3SECONDS
2SECONDS
1SECOND.
there, i gave you more time than before (:
what was your answer?
yanyun > i have an urge to whack anyone who is standing within 1 metre radius from me
YOU
WERE
THINKING
OF SOMETHING
LIKE THAT
????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
?????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...........................
...................................
...................
dionne > when people stand 1METRE OR MORE FROM ME, i use a rod magnet, that has a radius of 59METRES to pull them bitches who wear long metal earrings near,and then i whack those people who are bitches, and wear long metal earrings, and then THEY DIE ; note to self: dont wear long metal earrings.
BLAHS. irocking,
more than igallop...
RADIUS, ONE METRE, WHACK, PEOPLE, WITHIN, FROM ME,
yanyun asked.
and oh so i did, and it wasnt exactly the model answer,
anyway, think of it within a minute.
see if you think the way i do, or yanyun.
60SECONDS
59SECONDS
58SECONDS
3SECONDS
2SECONDS
1SECOND.
there, i gave you more time than before (:
what was your answer?
yanyun > i have an urge to whack anyone who is standing within 1 metre radius from me
YOU
WERE
THINKING
OF SOMETHING
LIKE THAT
????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
?????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...........................
...................................
...................
dionne > when people stand 1METRE OR MORE FROM ME, i use a rod magnet, that has a radius of 59METRES to pull them bitches who wear long metal earrings near,and then i whack those people who are bitches, and wear long metal earrings, and then THEY DIE ; note to self: dont wear long metal earrings.
BLAHS. irocking,
more than igallop
Friday, April 14, 2006 | 11:41 PM
there's not much hope left in me.
WHY ? FATE ? ):
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
why.. WHY? WHYYY.
JAMIE JAMES LING YI.
AS ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS,
I COMMAND YOU TO COME ON 28TH
I DONT CARE. PLEASE.
life is getting me down,
the game is getting harder,
the strain is getting stronger.
im feeling hopeless,
help me swim for my life,
LIFT ME UP PLEASE
6H IS THE NUCLEUS OF MY GENES.
get it? JAMIE SHALL COME....
WHY ? FATE ? ):
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
jamie i will miss you
why.. WHY? WHYYY.
JAMIE JAMES LING YI.
AS ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS,
I COMMAND YOU TO COME ON 28TH
I DONT CARE. PLEASE.
life is getting me down,
the game is getting harder,
the strain is getting stronger.
im feeling hopeless,
help me swim for my life,
LIFT ME UP PLEASE
6H IS THE NUCLEUS OF MY GENES.
get it? JAMIE SHALL COME.
Thursday, April 13, 2006 | 11:05 PM
): IM SO DESPO-DENT .
dont let it die baby
NGSIHAO was unusually nice yesterday!
uhhuhs, i MSN-ed with him yesterday.
he reminded me of some stuff,
so im now feeling sad.
IMISS6H. and PARKVIEW
and MRS KHOO AND MR NG
all my lovely lovely darlings.
and track&field, yeah? ):
I DONNO NOTHING.
VICTORIA IS ROCKING YEH!
lols the cross country is 5km
their runners for both divisions,
WON FIRST :O
and the B DIV's timing was,
um 14 minutes plus.
whack them ahs!
i can imagine their 2.4km can?
six minutes something hmm
ST NICHOLAS ROCKS MORE THOUGH.
stupid nsh, TWO POINT FOUR.
10 minutes 40 seconds.
stupider marcus. TWO POINT FOUR
9 minutes blah seconds.
stupidest me. TWO KILOMETERS.
10 minutes 6 seconds.
:DD im still rocking
i betcha if i ran with them,
my time would improve.
WANT BET? (:
later i lose until damn cham
then very EMBARASSING LAHS
i feel like im in PRIMARY SCHOOL!
I REALLY REALLY WANNA
SHRINK MYSELF
and the others too.
everything's different.
all that's left are memories liao
i really really want a TOTAL 35
CLASS 6H 05 gathering.
and it's not going to be a barbercue.
ALL ABOUT US -
NOTHING'S LEFT
EXCEPT THOUGHTS
AND OF COURSE
THOSE LOVELY
LOVELY LOVELY,
MEMORIES.
you dont know
nothing at all.
(:...
dont let it die baby
NGSIHAO was unusually nice yesterday!
uhhuhs, i MSN-ed with him yesterday.
he reminded me of some stuff,
so im now feeling sad.
IMISS6H. and PARKVIEW
and MRS KHOO AND MR NG
all my lovely lovely darlings.
and track&field, yeah? ):
I DONNO NOTHING.
VICTORIA IS ROCKING YEH!
lols the cross country is 5km
their runners for both divisions,
WON FIRST :O
and the B DIV's timing was,
um 14 minutes plus.
whack them ahs!
i can imagine their 2.4km can?
six minutes something hmm
ST NICHOLAS ROCKS MORE THOUGH.
stupid nsh, TWO POINT FOUR.
10 minutes 40 seconds.
stupider marcus. TWO POINT FOUR
9 minutes blah seconds.
stupidest me. TWO KILOMETERS.
10 minutes 6 seconds.
:DD im still rocking
i betcha if i ran with them,
my time would improve.
WANT BET? (:
later i lose until damn cham
then very EMBARASSING LAHS
i feel like im in PRIMARY SCHOOL!
I REALLY REALLY WANNA
SHRINK MYSELF
and the others too.
everything's different.
all that's left are memories liao
i really really want a TOTAL 35
CLASS 6H 05 gathering.
and it's not going to be a barbercue.
ALL ABOUT US -
NOTHING'S LEFT
EXCEPT THOUGHTS
AND OF COURSE
THOSE LOVELY
LOVELY LOVELY,
MEMORIES.
you dont know
nothing at all.
(:
Wednesday, April 12, 2006 | 2:25 AM
BOO LAHS
we have a geography retest
whatta hell, i thought it was SOME PROJECT
i barely passed lahs, you want me to fail the
OTHER ONE IZIT. i dont care,
i shall ask my brother to revise with ME
cause he A1 all his subjects,
when he was in SECONDARY ONE lahs.
and he learnt more complicated stuff
than i am now. darn him lahs
second thing is
someone actually thinks
she can dance lahs
well obviously, if she went for
'So You Think You Can Dance'
she wouldn't be allowed an audition
'YAH LIKE SO TOTALLY'
and in her blog she was commenting
THAT HER FRIEND &*^#&^! thought she
dances really sexy, righht.
as if exaggerated moves = SEXY
hurhurs. im very sure.
see, im so angry now i donno what to write
so it shall end here
GOODBYE
BADBYE(:...
we have a geography retest
whatta hell, i thought it was SOME PROJECT
i barely passed lahs, you want me to fail the
OTHER ONE IZIT. i dont care,
i shall ask my brother to revise with ME
cause he A1 all his subjects,
when he was in SECONDARY ONE lahs.
and he learnt more complicated stuff
than i am now. darn him lahs
second thing is
someone actually thinks
she can dance lahs
well obviously, if she went for
'So You Think You Can Dance'
she wouldn't be allowed an audition
'YAH LIKE SO TOTALLY'
and in her blog she was commenting
THAT HER FRIEND &*^#&^! thought she
dances really sexy, righht.
as if exaggerated moves = SEXY
hurhurs. im very sure.
see, im so angry now i donno what to write
so it shall end here
GOODBYE
BADBYE(:
Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | 4:02 AM
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO -
I NEVER WANT YOU TO SAY BABY GOODBYE
i donno lahs.
it's so sickening how this feels
it's not your fault.
HELLOS :) i havent done my homework.
im sitting in front of the computer :DD
after i bathe then i do lahs.
AND THAT MEANS I HAVENT BATHED YET
chao caryl, tell me to walk to the 265 at the her house.
then i didnt want to sit MRT ;
so i walked to the 76 bus stop.
LONG DISTANCE WALKING HAIYOHS
and i waited so long for 76 and 53.
BOO BUS BOO YOU.
and so, it wasnt caryl's fault.
but mine
i wasnt supposed to go for prps.
caryl wasnt supposed to go too.
and we both went.
and peeled some cans
that we werent supposed to peel
wrapped the cans
that we werent supposed to peel
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET.
and im just sitting here thinking
passing my time ))):
just like you, i got questions.
BUHBYE HMMHMM.
HELLO HOMEWORK.
this is the end -
IT JUST MAKES ME REMEMBER
NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO...
I NEVER WANT YOU TO SAY BABY GOODBYE
i donno lahs.
it's so sickening how this feels
it's not your fault.
HELLOS :) i havent done my homework.
im sitting in front of the computer :DD
after i bathe then i do lahs.
AND THAT MEANS I HAVENT BATHED YET
chao caryl, tell me to walk to the 265 at the her house.
then i didnt want to sit MRT ;
so i walked to the 76 bus stop.
LONG DISTANCE WALKING HAIYOHS
and i waited so long for 76 and 53.
BOO BUS BOO YOU.
and so, it wasnt caryl's fault.
but mine
i wasnt supposed to go for prps.
caryl wasnt supposed to go too.
and we both went.
and peeled some cans
that we werent supposed to peel
wrapped the cans
that we werent supposed to peel
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET
HOW STUPID CAN I GET.
and im just sitting here thinking
passing my time ))):
just like you, i got questions.
BUHBYE HMMHMM.
HELLO HOMEWORK.
this is the end -
IT JUST MAKES ME REMEMBER
NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO
Sunday, April 09, 2006 | 5:33 AM
HIEHIES :)
MOMO IS GOING BACK too
(x i like the song mr BRIGHHTSIDEEEE
AND ALMOSSSTTTTT TOO
old songs rock my songs.
sadly, not beverley hills (:
whoopsie, it was the wrong thing to say
HAHA FEMALE WARRIORS
with those lovely heavy gym clubs
x) I GOT THE VIDEO, derhhx okieeexx
polly and slappy are best friends
CHRISTAL HAS TOILET PAPER IN HER MOUTH.
CAUSE SHE DONT WANT ANYBODY TO HEAR HER,
LAUGHING ((x
clippy clips, im joking HEEHEEHEE
The Killers- Mr Brightside
is totally reminding me of TRACK&FIELD.
)): ME MARIAH RACHEL JOAN USED TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
and yaaahs. duh. )): SADIST LAHS
ohkaye i need my frking sleep
and i still cant upload the lovely pictures
KHALIS THE PROFESSIONAL PLEASE COME QUICK
HE IS ALSO MY FATHER'S EX STUDENT
he rocks at computer hard disk(?) stuff,
as in really good
MOMO SEEMS TO BE AVOIDING ME.
GOODBYE, friends.
bye momo (:...
MOMO IS GOING BACK too
(x i like the song mr BRIGHHTSIDEEEE
AND ALMOSSSTTTTT TOO
old songs rock my songs.
sadly, not beverley hills (:
whoopsie, it was the wrong thing to say
HAHA FEMALE WARRIORS
with those lovely heavy gym clubs
x) I GOT THE VIDEO, derhhx okieeexx
polly and slappy are best friends
CHRISTAL HAS TOILET PAPER IN HER MOUTH.
CAUSE SHE DONT WANT ANYBODY TO HEAR HER,
LAUGHING ((x
clippy clips, im joking HEEHEEHEE
The Killers- Mr Brightside
is totally reminding me of TRACK&FIELD.
)): ME MARIAH RACHEL JOAN USED TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
and yaaahs. duh. )): SADIST LAHS
ohkaye i need my frking sleep
and i still cant upload the lovely pictures
KHALIS THE PROFESSIONAL PLEASE COME QUICK
HE IS ALSO MY FATHER'S EX STUDENT
he rocks at computer hard disk(?) stuff,
as in really good
MOMO SEEMS TO BE AVOIDING ME.
GOODBYE, friends.
bye momo (:
Saturday, April 08, 2006 | 9:27 PM
HELLOS(:
im listening to ji shi zha dan,
A DOZEN TIMES IN AN HOUR
it's really rocking me now
KELLY POONIE (woonie) ROCKS (:
&& as the song plays a dozen times
DOZENS OF THOUGHTS
ARE RESTING IN MY HEAD.
): haiyahs, i should totally get over it,
should have, liaos
- WHATEVER
im going BEEP BEEP BEAVER'S HOUSE LATER
to some d&t project, hopefully revise abit of science too
im afraid of getting an F9 for biology
KAMBATE! i've got myself SUAN MEI SWEETS
which are not really suan meis (BEVERLEY, note)
i donno, it seems like beverley doesnt get what i mean
AND A COLA LOLLY WITH THE 'MAGIC SIZZLE POWDER'
- i still cant upload my pictures. AND I LIKE THEM ALOT, LEHS
&& there's my lovely cute OINKLETLETOTOSIS (my lovely pig with hair)
which melisa doesnt really like. BOO COWIEEE!!
my lines are getting longer. not as short as ever.
IVE GROWN TWO CM TOO
im now 155cm/156cm/157cm.
i dont know, BUT I'LL GROW (:
- PEEDEEASS ADMITS HE'S COLOUR BLIND
AND HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY FROM NS
AND BE HIS HAPPY CLERK.
:DDD he'll look funny
DINNIE LOOKS FORWARD TO 28TH OF APRIL, derhh worhhx
(x the discrimination of lian-ness...
im listening to ji shi zha dan,
A DOZEN TIMES IN AN HOUR
it's really rocking me now
KELLY POONIE (woonie) ROCKS (:
&& as the song plays a dozen times
DOZENS OF THOUGHTS
ARE RESTING IN MY HEAD.
): haiyahs, i should totally get over it,
should have, liaos
- WHATEVER
im going BEEP BEEP BEAVER'S HOUSE LATER
to some d&t project, hopefully revise abit of science too
im afraid of getting an F9 for biology
KAMBATE! i've got myself SUAN MEI SWEETS
which are not really suan meis (BEVERLEY, note)
i donno, it seems like beverley doesnt get what i mean
AND A COLA LOLLY WITH THE 'MAGIC SIZZLE POWDER'
- i still cant upload my pictures. AND I LIKE THEM ALOT, LEHS
&& there's my lovely cute OINKLETLETOTOSIS (my lovely pig with hair)
which melisa doesnt really like. BOO COWIEEE!!
my lines are getting longer. not as short as ever.
IVE GROWN TWO CM TOO
im now 155cm/156cm/157cm.
i dont know, BUT I'LL GROW (:
- PEEDEEASS ADMITS HE'S COLOUR BLIND
AND HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY FROM NS
AND BE HIS HAPPY CLERK.
:DDD he'll look funny
DINNIE LOOKS FORWARD TO 28TH OF APRIL, derhh worhhx
(x the discrimination of lian-ness
| 12:16 AM
- HAVE TO CHANGE THE PROFILE BIT ALITTLE
cant cause i have to switch the computer, OFF
LOVE TO ALL :D...
cant cause i have to switch the computer, OFF
LOVE TO ALL :D
Friday, April 07, 2006 | 11:35 PM
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part.
But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles.
However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you.
You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
HAHA :D:D
i agree! BUT IM NOT A EUNUCH
:) im making something for MRS KHOO
LALA i donno lahs
the drawing of SIXHEAGE PUPILS is easy lahs
but on what? that is the problem
draw construction paper then stick mehs!?
like whatta hell lahs.
i DONNO what to draw
p.s. someone thinks PDS is ACTUALLY funny?
BOO...
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part.
But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles.
However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you.
You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
HAHA :D:D
i agree! BUT IM NOT A EUNUCH
:) im making something for MRS KHOO
LALA i donno lahs
the drawing of SIXHEAGE PUPILS is easy lahs
but on what? that is the problem
draw construction paper then stick mehs!?
like whatta hell lahs.
i DONNO what to draw
p.s. someone thinks PDS is ACTUALLY funny?
BOO
| 11:35 PM
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part.
But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles.
However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you.
You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
HAHA :D:D
i agree! BUT IM NOT A EUNUCH
:) im making something for MRS KHOO
LALA i donno lahs
the drawing of SIXHEAGE PUPILS is easy lahs
but on what? that is the problem
draw construction paper then stick mehs!?
like whatta hell lahs.
i DONNO what to draw
p.s. someone thinks PDS is ACTUALLY funny?
BOO...
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part.
But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles.
However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you.
You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
HAHA :D:D
i agree! BUT IM NOT A EUNUCH
:) im making something for MRS KHOO
LALA i donno lahs
the drawing of SIXHEAGE PUPILS is easy lahs
but on what? that is the problem
draw construction paper then stick mehs!?
like whatta hell lahs.
i DONNO what to draw
p.s. someone thinks PDS is ACTUALLY funny?
BOO
| 4:22 AM
YES IM LIKE SO LOVING IT
ai qing ji shi zha dan :D:D:D:D
im like the smelliest piece of shit on earth
with a flower stuck on top
CAUSE I STILL HAVE MY PRETTINESS
-blinks-
gaahs, school was totally fine.
until the end.
-caught in the middle
SORRY ): you know who
boo.
im still stinking GAAAHS
i wnna do the TUMBLE.
pity i cant laahs
boo(:...
ai qing ji shi zha dan :D:D:D:D
im like the smelliest piece of shit on earth
with a flower stuck on top
CAUSE I STILL HAVE MY PRETTINESS
-blinks-
gaahs, school was totally fine.
until the end.
-caught in the middle
SORRY ): you know who
boo.
im still stinking GAAAHS
i wnna do the TUMBLE.
pity i cant laahs
boo(:
Wednesday, April 05, 2006 | 6:16 AM
-hellos, just need to INFORM you all. my blog is like shit lahs. cannot find nice one!
and yah, my blogskins.com lag like some &@(*^#*(!*! boo ): i want eat suan mei tangg...
and yah, my blogskins.com lag like some &@(*^#*(!*! boo ): i want eat suan mei tangg
Tuesday, April 04, 2006 | 12:56 AM
IM THE SADDEST PIG ON EARTH
because other than me
oinkletoetosis
pinklet
love angel pig
polly
da tou zhu
black pig
no other pig can actually talk two languages
ENGLISH and PIGALOG(:
i cant go back to parkview liao
like whatta hell cans
i was like SOSOSO excited
bloody chicken, until i saw my DIARY
28th APRIL. sports carnival
): chicken wings
HOWHOWHOW
can we go one day earlier?
boo, NO
i hope we dont have school in the morning because of this
:DDDD then i can go back to parkview,
ALONE wtf )))))):
i like totally thought of the PERFECT gift for mrs khoo lors
i want ALL THE SIXHEAGERS to put a photo of them on one page
of the scrap book and write some happy birthday stuff.
buddens, it'll take like how long to go around pasir ris
asking people to sign.
so I DONNO lahs
BOO im so upset...
because other than me
oinkletoetosis
pinklet
love angel pig
polly
da tou zhu
black pig
no other pig can actually talk two languages
ENGLISH and PIGALOG(:
i cant go back to parkview liao
like whatta hell cans
i was like SOSOSO excited
bloody chicken, until i saw my DIARY
28th APRIL. sports carnival
): chicken wings
HOWHOWHOW
can we go one day earlier?
boo, NO
i hope we dont have school in the morning because of this
:DDDD then i can go back to parkview,
ALONE wtf )))))):
i like totally thought of the PERFECT gift for mrs khoo lors
i want ALL THE SIXHEAGERS to put a photo of them on one page
of the scrap book and write some happy birthday stuff.
buddens, it'll take like how long to go around pasir ris
asking people to sign.
so I DONNO lahs
BOO im so upset
Sunday, April 02, 2006 | 1:36 AM
i could have been the one you noticed,
i could have been all over you.
i could have been like all the rest
IS THAT WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO
it keeps pulling me down.
IT'S NOT WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE.
you're my LIFE, DREAM.
i cant explain, i feel insane
and you know
and you know
and you know
YOU MAKING ME FEEL INSANE
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
im trying to be sensitive
im trying to be tough.
im trying to walk away.
im trying to be innocent
im trying to be rough
everything's getting me down,
LALALALA
those memories bring me down
im really feeling stupid...
i could have been all over you.
i could have been like all the rest
IS THAT WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO
it keeps pulling me down.
IT'S NOT WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE.
you're my LIFE, DREAM.
i cant explain, i feel insane
and you know
and you know
and you know
YOU MAKING ME FEEL INSANE
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
im trying to be sensitive
im trying to be tough.
im trying to walk away.
im trying to be innocent
im trying to be rough
everything's getting me down,
LALALALA
those memories bring me down
im really feeling stupid
| 12:40 AM
CHONG QING- 300506
limin, beverley and ME
shall go there!
that's enough to convince you to go
right? :D
that post was supposed to be a HAPPY post
but there and then,
an idiot came and made me angry,
so i shall start overy AGAIN! (:
i went to the LIBRARY
guess who went with me?
YANYUN :DDD
i brought my mickey humongous TOTE!
waiiwaii says it's NICE
HAHA :D i have the TASTE
i suppose
we went library crapped like shit
then went to sports link
tried to find a football BAG
obviously dont have lah LOL
then photocopied stuff at some shop
we went to EAT!
my favourite part
i ate ice kachang, then i saw this chipped bit of
ice in it!
so i told yanyun,
I SEE ICE IN MY ICE KACHANG
she was like HUH?
:D
blahblahblah
she bought CHOCOLATE DIVINE
and she kept repeating chocolate divine over and over
and oh, we made a friend with a squeaky voice
POLLY
she's really funny
waiis took a picture with her too!
i cant wait to show you them
only waiis has to send me them from her phone first
HAHA
you'll fall in love with her
she's really pretty lahs(:
i shall say my goodbyes,
right here
i know you'll miss me,
or will you...
limin, beverley and ME
shall go there!
that's enough to convince you to go
right? :D
that post was supposed to be a HAPPY post
but there and then,
an idiot came and made me angry,
so i shall start overy AGAIN! (:
i went to the LIBRARY
guess who went with me?
YANYUN :DDD
i brought my mickey humongous TOTE!
waiiwaii says it's NICE
HAHA :D i have the TASTE
i suppose
we went library crapped like shit
then went to sports link
tried to find a football BAG
obviously dont have lah LOL
then photocopied stuff at some shop
we went to EAT!
my favourite part
i ate ice kachang, then i saw this chipped bit of
ice in it!
so i told yanyun,
I SEE ICE IN MY ICE KACHANG
she was like HUH?
:D
blahblahblah
she bought CHOCOLATE DIVINE
and she kept repeating chocolate divine over and over
and oh, we made a friend with a squeaky voice
POLLY
she's really funny
waiis took a picture with her too!
i cant wait to show you them
only waiis has to send me them from her phone first
HAHA
you'll fall in love with her
she's really pretty lahs(:
i shall say my goodbyes,
right here
i know you'll miss me,
or will you
| 12:21 AM
CHONG QING- 300506
limin, beverley and ME
shall go there!
that's enough to convince you to go
right? :D
FUCK LAHS
i am damn pissed
i hate people who come to my house
as GUEST/FRIEND,
come and eat my food
raid my kitchen
and OPEN MY FRKING FRIDGE
hello? I DONT KNOW YOU VERY WELL
you have no fucking right to
come and eat a burger that was meant for me,
bought by MY father, without asking too
next my brother comes and drink MY coke
YOU come and try to drink !
what's your fucking problem boy
LAST TIME, you came to my house
my maid cooked chicken wings
nver ask you
you go look at the dishes and eat
THEN YOU ASK IF YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER ONE?
what's your problem boy
YOU ARE A STRANGER
yet you come and go from my house
eating and drinking as you like
PLAYING THE COMPUTER LIKE YOU LIVE HERE
what's your fucking problem boy
nahbeis NO MOTHER AH
well, it's obvious you dont have MANNERS
i hope every bad thing that can happen
HAPPENS TO YOU...
limin, beverley and ME
shall go there!
that's enough to convince you to go
right? :D
FUCK LAHS
i am damn pissed
i hate people who come to my house
as GUEST/FRIEND,
come and eat my food
raid my kitchen
and OPEN MY FRKING FRIDGE
hello? I DONT KNOW YOU VERY WELL
you have no fucking right to
come and eat a burger that was meant for me,
bought by MY father, without asking too
next my brother comes and drink MY coke
YOU come and try to drink !
what's your fucking problem boy
LAST TIME, you came to my house
my maid cooked chicken wings
nver ask you
you go look at the dishes and eat
THEN YOU ASK IF YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER ONE?
what's your problem boy
YOU ARE A STRANGER
yet you come and go from my house
eating and drinking as you like
PLAYING THE COMPUTER LIKE YOU LIVE HERE
what's your fucking problem boy
nahbeis NO MOTHER AH
well, it's obvious you dont have MANNERS
i hope every bad thing that can happen
HAPPENS TO YOU
Saturday, April 01, 2006 | 1:36 AM
oh teh red house COMMITTEE
ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS
everybody there is nice
HEEHEE so do i...
ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS
everybody there is nice
HEEHEE so do i
| 1:17 AM
you are my shining star
you are the light in my sky
i want to touch you
but you are so far
hellos(: im bitterswt
yes im a BITTER SWEET
=.= im feeling lame
so i went out to some place
and i came back with two pairs of
nicenice shorts,
and a mickey TOTE
:DDDD
it's humoungous and nice
now i need the KEYCHAIN
i saw at nortpoint's POPULAR
and the sven eleven near the mrt station
mickey, mickey MICKEY
nothing funny happened to me lately.
THOUGH, when i woke in the middle of the night
yesterday or today(?)
i donno what time i woke
then i saw a shadow of a distorted hand!
:O it's like darn scary,
so i went under the blankets
cock me. it was probably some kind and nice
MONSTER
the right two people
the wrong time
the wrong place
what was nver meant to be will not happen...
you are the light in my sky
i want to touch you
but you are so far
hellos(: im bitterswt
yes im a BITTER SWEET
=.= im feeling lame
so i went out to some place
and i came back with two pairs of
nicenice shorts,
and a mickey TOTE
:DDDD
it's humoungous and nice
now i need the KEYCHAIN
i saw at nortpoint's POPULAR
and the sven eleven near the mrt station
mickey, mickey MICKEY
nothing funny happened to me lately.
THOUGH, when i woke in the middle of the night
yesterday or today(?)
i donno what time i woke
then i saw a shadow of a distorted hand!
:O it's like darn scary,
so i went under the blankets
cock me. it was probably some kind and nice
MONSTER
the right two people
the wrong time
the wrong place
what was nver meant to be will not happen