Rojak or Caesar Salad?

Baboon tua hilang di sawah,
orang kampung sibuk mencari,
jika anda mahu kan ular,
pergi lah ke kedai Ali.

Kepala anjing di buat kari,
dayak-dayak luak lahap,
di sebelah kambing ada penari,
yang di telan Abdul Wahab.

Nasi ayam di campurkan oyster oil,
makan bersama biskut julie,
mengapa di belakang ayat ada perkataan inggeris,
i also dont know what to say already!

yesssss.

African Leather Wristlets

-boy

with pleasure

i, Qamarul Asyraf Bin Hosri, permit my other half, Nur diyanah Bte Mohd Azmi, to fucking rip off any humans' hollow cranium and grind it to fucking dust.


*this acknowledgement is computer generated and does not need a signature.

-Mr Qamarul Asyraf

i choose who i want to smile at, wave to, talk to.
i am not obliged to smile at you just because i am your classmate.
if you are sensitive with some people bitching about you,
i'm sorry but i'm not going to partake in your confrontations because
I SIMPLY DONT CARE!
honestly, i don't care how you feel, whether you hate me or not.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY!
earth to!
everyone is a bitch and everyone has participated in bitching.
FOR THE FUCKING LAST TIME YOU BLOODY INTELLIGENTLY-CHALLENGED HUMANS:
I HAVE NOT BEEN IGNORING EVERYONE RECENTLY.
I HAVE BEEN IGNORING EVERYONE SINCE 2007.
I WAS MORE ALIVE WITH THE PRESENCE OF QAM AND RUSYDI AND THE LALALAMES.
WITHOUT THEM, I FIND THAT THERE IS NO NEED TO SOCIALISE MUCH
SO FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!
JUST BECAUSE IM QUIET INFRONT OF YOU DOESNT MEAN IM NOISY BEHIND YOUR BACK!

there is a permanent frown on my face.
if i dont smile at you,
there is a chance i may not like you or it may be because i just dont feel like smiling at you.
generally, i'm okay with the class.
i love cissy's and shaun's company.
occasionally amira's and jonathan's.
and aishah and kulvin and gwen and sx and the list goes on.
but seriously,
they dont fucking make statements like:
YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT PEOPLE AS IF YOU HATE THEM RECENTLY.

HELLO!
WAKE-UP CALL!
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

i am a very vicious and temperamental child
and i dont give a shit about how you feel unless you are
(1) boyfriend
(2) khalid
(3) sarah & adam
(4) cissy & rusydi
(5) shaun & the other 07a1 people i like

GET IT I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU.
so stop caring about anything and everything i say or do
because seriously,
i would love to smash some heads with the hellhammer i've packed in my schoolbag.

XOXO
ANNA

cb sial

bored sial.
hungry sial.
i want to cook sial.
but lazy sial.
now i still hungry sial.
that means i must cook sial.
but sial la!
lazy sial..
but im really hungry sial.
nvm uh sial.
i just sit down uh sial.
later i do something uh sial.
now im bored again sial.
sial la..

i miss you sial.

my cousin is getting engaged.
had a family gathering yesterday.
i was playing on linda's psp though.
she has this game called jackass and its hell awesome.
i like the knife poking one particularly.
i managed to help her unlock another game (:


fucking awesome.
fucking awesome.
fucking awesome.

anna.

adam im-ed me on msn and we had a quick catch-up (ketchup?) session.
i was looking for aishah online but i dont think ive added her on msn.
anyway, i had an eureka moment while chatting with adam p. c. knight. (:
with adam's help, i'm going to get boyfriend the best ever birthday present for his 18th!
i will need a plan b though,
one cannot trust adam philip castillo knight to remember things.
anyway, he is coming back in april and sarah is hopefully coming back in end of march.
my two favourite fafe people left me to study elsewhere!

damn lappy no battery.
it's winter in starbucks.
cissy dont forget to do gp hw!

imissboyfriend.
anna

WE THE CITIZENS OF SINGAPORE
MUST FRIGGING CHASE THAT PIECE OF PAPER
WITH THE WORD BACHELOR ON IT
CERTIFIED ONLY BY NUS OR NTU
BECAUSE OUR MOTHERS WARNED US
AND OUR TEACHERS DRILLED US
THAT WE WILL ALL BECOME ROAD SWEEPERS IF
WE DONT HAVE THAT STUPID PIECE OF PRINTED WORDS
WITH OUR NAMES ON IT.
WE HAVE TO SLOG FOR THAT IN A SPAN OF 13YEARS (AVERAGE).
(its for louboutins and my kids!!)

ALL PREPLANNED I FUCKING TELL YOU.
OH, MIDLIFE CRISIS, I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
IM ONLY FUCKING SEVENTEEEEEEEEN.

YOU KILLED THE PROM QUEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING BAND, IVE NEVER HEARD YOU BUT I KNOW YOURE SHIT.
(MORONS LIKE YOU DIED AND ASSHOLES RUN THE PLACE)
KTHNX (nels habit which i like)
ANYWAYS ITS THE GREEN CHRONIC
DONT WORRY IM ON IT

the sane abandoned me.

ECONS ESSAY DUE TOMORROW BUT NOT DONE
DONT FEEL LIKE DOING IT
DONT FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING
AM JUST GONNA SIT AND FEEL CRAZY.

i said,
ti amo.
not te amo.
that one humans anyhow!

nel's lj post on our sanskrit poertry shizza made me c:

I CANT SMILE ANYMORE.

ANAPUDAY SMOFT.
- anna

meniti titian usang

this is how i look like now..


-mental acorn buster

ouch

ive been complaining about how much my butt hurts to my girlfriend (ooh, i love her) and myself. yes, i know its fucking trivial but still, it bothers me. anw, this post is not about how painful my gluteus maximus is. its about how little humans care for each other.

brothers and sisters alike, hear ye! hear ye! hear ye!
you people are fucking self-centered, egoistic, ethnocentric, solipsistic and all the woohaahhh the world has to offer..



you people wouldnt listen..

-pseudo solipsist

rockers have their chill time

Def Leppard - Love Bites


Europe - Carrie


Skid Row - Wasted Time



Warrant - Cherrypie

this one's for girlfriend
imissyou.

i am back and i found a hate tagger on diestrange.
apparently, all my ants with guns were sleeping after carrying all my shopping bags.
so, the tagger wasn't shot down.
BUT NEVERTHELESS!
welcome little peasant!
i see you greatly dislike me.
"big shot" and how is that contradictory?
talking about height?
i am petite and wear a US size 2.
dont you wish you were a size 2 too?
i'm sure you can drop a size or two from your size 10.
we will all be cheering for you.
(:
strangely, i dont think i know you because all the people i know have names
but your name is "toanna".
now, is your name "toanna" or is your message supposed to be adressed to anna, which is me, duh.
now dearie,
what you're supposed to type in that little box which says "name" is your name, not mine or your grandmother's okay?
do you need money for kindergarten to educate yourself?
in the 21st century, we can't stop our education at only the preschool level you know.
you can ask nicely.
lots of hellnotes for you.
bundles and bundles.
since youre going there,
MIGHT AS WELL!

i guess there is a classmate who may dislike me,
or a schoolmate and her whole entourage of mates,
nevertheless, if you are unhappy,
feel free to talk to me.
call me up for starbucks.
i'll have you bite the curb so i can kick you.
all your teeth will break and you'll do a better job servicing your dad
because your teeth are out of the way!
more pleasure for the both of you.
if you think that i strut around like i'm a "bigshot"
it's because i probably am!
best boyfriend, best family, good friends, money, education.
life is good.
oh Thank God for all His blessings.
Amen.
the troll under the bridge wanted to eat me and wear my life
but fol de rol de rol noooo,
i fought him off like sid vicious and i can fight you too!
but seriously, why should i get my elitist hands dirty?
but if youre up for it,
so am i.
i will just wear gloves.
remember to wash your hands with peroxide darl,
i don't want your daddy's semen all over my fingers- even gloved.


on a lighter note,
imissboyfriend.
and pavilion is awesome.
juicy couture in pavilion is run by chinks.
boo.
other than that, most of the service stuff were pleasant.
my mum and the coach service staff best friends already la dey.

imissboyfriend,
spreadeagle.
anna

obsidian for shots

i miss my girlfriend.
i wont rant here then.

-miserable bastard

she's my cherrypie

my girlfriend is a darling.

iloveyou.

prized butterfly.

pink flits across my keyboard.

pinned to the sheets like a prized butterfly. (you're mine)
you are my deathmask divine.

(i weave the sucking trocar,
beneath your bruising skin.)

dearohteachthankilord,lordmegodwilli/weiallhenowneedworship,eternally.hassay pleaseshownayoukeepmeprayer.eternally.thisyoushowstrong,mestronger.the light.

dear boy,
the order goes from one, two, three.
but three is first.
there is more than three.
i will just tell you if you can't see.
this tender taxidermy, token of the bereaved.

a touch of mauve and no secret lives.
anna.

i want to pogo dance.

will you join me in this dance of melody/
cradled in impossibility?
swooning/
I am swept away/ swept of my feet.
with step-by-step we take the lead as drop-by-drop we start to bleed/
and we dance in melody [all lost in the arms of our melody]
swept off our feet by our melody/ we're swept into shadows.

will you lend yourself to beauty that will horrify?
let me hide within your black/ the still inside your eyes.
deafened/
caught within a cry so sensual
step-by-step I separate/ while breath-by-breath I suffocate.
so who will follow?
who is the lead?/
i know I'll leave a stain/ because/ I bleed as we dance.
we all dance.

i miss my boyfriend.
trip up to kl will be confirmed tonight.
juicy couture/ forever 21/ mum's desire to check out the new coach &marc jacobs stores &delish food beckon me,
but im happy in singapore with metalboy.

i cant stand people who only know the surface of the wars and civil wars going on in the Middle East countries yet talk about the war as if they know everything.
WIKIPEDIA DOESNT TELL YOU SHIT.
yeah you've been to some part or another in the Middle East but youre as clueless as an amphibian trying to seduce your mother.
you'll need a reliable source like my educated, historian mother, hardcore research and updates from all politicians regarding the war &spazz.
The Middle East is a sensitive topic to me and if you want to discuss Middle East with me,
you have to take note that my deep compassion for cute little dirt-covered Afghan boys (who shouldn't be handling AKs at their age) &adorable little gritty-nailed Afghan girls, is my motivation for such behaviour.
i get emotional (note: FUCKING ANGRY) when one decides to have a little intense Middle East debate with me.
dont give me wiki trash please.
trash should go up your rectum.

i am protective of little afghan kids.
my mission in life is to educate them in english and maths.
of course, i would have to learn farsi first.
farsi is soooo hard. :(
(kalau yakin mesti boleh? khalid's favourite phrase)

i miss my boyfriend.
anna

removal of the eyes gives my heart a saddened chill...

i was caught sleeping at 1:10.
credits for this vid goes to abraham filth synod.
(mostly got to do with 4e4. i was in 4e2)


one of the many times fafe (especially john and amir) gang up on cheryl.
hell funny.

FAFE'S GLORY DAYS.
i miss those days but i dont miss them.
not much anyway.
why?

i know for sure i miss my team-mates.
i'm looking forward to the k4 plan during june hols. (i think there is such a plan?)
i want to row.
i want to fucking row.
i will continue rowing in nus i guess.
i miss my k1raptor.
i miss my k2 ak.
i miss my 204paddle.
i miss training drills and suicides.
i'll be back on the scene.

off to do project now.

clashclashclash
anna

KOREA + CISSY = OHYMGOD AWESOME!!!
overkill!!
we just got to know last night that we were selected to go on the Korea Fieldtrip.
(:


boyfriend

removal of the eyes gives my heart a saddened chill
i preserve them in formaldehyde to gaze upon at will

i interrupt this transformation
a familiar lust swelling in me
a long and soulful kiss, the shades are drawn,
the living world can't see

peculiar how it can hurt so bad while love is only in the mind
i sew the gaping chestwork, each thread is made with love
the bosom where I would rest my face is covered in your blood

ANNA IS
led by vampiric hunger.
[i am born into this wolven form in seek of human flesh
i will feast upon the marrow of my enemies.]

happy 15th birthday brother dear.

you want a piece of me.

LIKE DUH 07ARTS1 WON THE TEAM-BUILDING THINGY.
AS ALWAYS.
ALL COMPETITIONS SINCE 2007.
BEST CLASS, BEST CLAN, THAT MODEL DESIGN THINGY, DEBATE ETCETERA.
SUPER DUH.
(because they have a brilliant class prez- namely ME of course! nah, im just kidding)

mates were brilliant.
i bet it was our class cheer that made us Champions.
wish boyfriend was there.



NELLLLL MY GIRL.
you know that you tried your best for sanskrit.
lighten up okay!
Billy sends his LOVE.



xxx,
anna the fey

Sir Andrew Clarke

Clarke Quay is named after this fellow.
why am i talking about him?
because gf just called to ask me that.
why is she asking me that?
to cheat in her "Amazing Race".
MUAHAHAHAHA!!
BRUTAL!!!

ok now im bored again.
so today is a normal day. normally on a normally normal day, i would normally do normal stuff. like maybe normally watching normal tv. normally switching the normal channels using the normal remote control. BUT, somthing abnormally abnormal happened that disrupted my normal day!!
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i ate breakfast.
END.

my baby's pretty as a car crash.
imissyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..

skipped school for the rest of the day after gp to meet metalboy.

i go schizo,
i get so insane i just go schizophrenic,
one minute i want to slit your throat,
the next, i want to sex.

but you deserve it,
you hit me first
and provoked me to choke you.

if there's one thing i admire about you baby,
is maybe,
because you stay with me maybe because youre as crazy as i am.

when i look at you i see an angel in your eyes
but if i look deeper inside,
i see a freakish little side.

the first time i dotted your eye,
you didnt see the sign.
maybe you did,
maybe you like being shoved.

you are the root to my evil,
you let my devil come out of me,
you let me beat the shit out of you,
before you beat the shit out of me.

and no matter how much,
too much is never enough.

no one understands metalboy &i.
so stop trying.

found old pics.

my brothers called me diane.


our early days.
three sisters play.
may 2007.



qamarul asyraf was a rastafari mat with vans marijuana slip-ons and bead wristlets when anna first saw him.
anna was a messy haired girl who was once labelled an emoposeurfuckscrewyouigotmyrootsfrommydaddy (by the rasta mat) who wore classic vans which qamarul asyraf the rastafari mat strongly disliked.
(eh fuck you la boyf.)
qamarul asyraf and anna disliked each other
but what the hell.
someone couldnt control and someone quit smoking for an emoposeurfuck who happened to worship scorpions and pray to them 7 times a day.
hence, when the layer peeled,
qamarul asyraf was found to be a non rastafari mat and anna was not an emofuck.

the black waltz.
150407.
xxx
anna the fey.

my brother is a hella good soccer player.
majulah st. gabs!

geology VS reality

bricks are excellent pets. as well as being cheap, clean and easy to care for, they are extremely long-lived. they are extraordinarily loyal and have few requirements for housing and feed. they are very hardy, do not trigger allergies and extremely easy to tame. they rarely scratch, but can be a nuisance if left underfoot.

however, with proper treatment, you and your brick should have a long and loving relationship. the most common brick is the Common House Brick (brickus brickusis), which is normally a red colour. they also appear as other colours, ranging from a creamy-white, to black. brown is another popular colouration, as there are many shades of brown bricks. the more unusual a brick is in colour, the more expensive. say a... marble brick? they are bred in Italy and are very very expensive.

bricks have been associated with humans for many years, but are most often used as working bricks. they have only recently been adapted as pets. closely related to the brick is the rock (rockus granus), which has become quite popular as a pet in recent decades. Hopefully, the brick shall follow its course. long live our lithospheric friends!!

so lesson learnt, befriend a rock. they are not troublesome unlike their human counterparts.
and never love a rock, you dont get much loving either.

love a girl, like me.

-Qamarul Asyraf

im not your friend
i wont soothe your soul

you are not turning out to be like me.
you dont treat your boyfriend the way i treat my boyfriend.
hence, you are not like me because you dont understand how not to think and talk about other boys when you have a boyfriend.
therefore, you have insulted me by saying that "you are more like me now" which is rubbish.
firstly, i dont tell half-truths or lies to my friends and when confronted, i try to clear the air and not smoke it even more, like you do.
secondly, i dont have emotional attachment to my friends. emotional attachment here means CLINGY.

ive said my piece and if any sensitive skins are being pricked,
then youre reading too much into this because i like to blabber in my blogposts.
but you never know if i'm referring to you.
ANNA IS VICIOUS!!
SO SCREW YOU HUMANS!!

metalboy & i own.

Satan Eats Xylophones

Danceworks '08

cant believe i was there. hur.
its just for gf anyway. i was there for her, nothing else.
you did great girl. am proud of you.

basically, i was her PA. haha. had to make myself useful.
shades, camera, purse, EZ link, phone, name tag, bag, purcells.
yes! im the best badass boyfriend in the world!!

anyway, baby came over today.
omg. rly?!
yes, really.
you guys wouldnt care about what we did anyway.
so...
=)
=)
=)
=)
=)
=)
=)
=)

ilovemygirlfriend,
dude with hairband.

DANCEWORKS 2008

preparation...


waiting for our turn...


purcells were abandoned for disgusting looking high tops which were high up to my knee.
(like wearing soccer socks!!)


do you see the ugly high tops?
that was our dance finale.


one with the boyfriend and his pathetic pout.


one with the girlfriends; ernie &cissy love.

one with the mates


one with the team + msj + mr pow &girlf + 07a1mates


we won threehundreddollars for best costume.
m.i.as; millennians in action.

i appreciate my boyfriend much for putting up with all the training and dancing itself.
vital support.
youre my entire supply,
gas, match and igniter.
along with him, my family came, my "bestfriend" khalid came, fafe came.
too bad my team-mates couldnt come.

it took three mintues to decide whether we will bring home one of the prizes and we fucking did.

now i've to worry abt gp project.

ilovemyboyfriend,
anna