Saturday, March 31, 2007
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest;
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
-Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
By William ShakeSphere
I'm only writing this because I'm bored. I have nothing to do at all and I can't stand it. Hardly anybody is online now. Aint Saturdays supposed to be days where you have time to use your computer or laptop? I guess not. Vanessa log out liao so now I'm only hoping that Jane ot Andrea will just come on. Or maybe I could call Andrea, Discuss what birthday present we can get for Jane. Jane's glad that her birthday is on a sunday, cos it's April's fools and no one at school can prank her. We'll just have to wait till next year to give her an extra special birthday prank! And we could switch classes with another class to confuse the teachers. LOL. So, being bored, what happens to me? My mind wanders off to think about Pete Wentz in Pete Land where there are so many Petes there. Thus the smexylicious picture up there. Well... you prolly can tell that I got nothing much to say which is why I'm BORED. So I'm just gonna have to get someone to go shopping with me.
I LOVE YOU 4:14 PM
Friday, March 30, 2007
Quote of Dr Foster: "Dunces basically mean idiots"
We were talking about this picture thing and Germany was wearing the Dunce hat. Dr Foster explained that the teachers last time were plain mean. He's quite straightforward actually. "Idiots". Germany shouldn't be wearing the hat though, sure they started the war but hey! How can you make them take the full blame when they weren't the only ones involved in it. Horrid right? Germany should take most of the blame but not all. It sucks!Anyway, Dr Foster was being so cute! Teachers of the past would make the students wear the dunce hat for simple mistakes which sucks but oh well. He told us that he wouldn't do that to us because he loves us...... How cute? Doralyn was cooing how cute. But there's a second reason - He would lose his job and his paycheck.
Another quote of Dr Foster: "Please don't cut and paste. I'll cry."
So, As I mentioned just now, we were talking about the picture thing, which was part of our e-learning assignments. So, being a super nice teacher, Dr Foster gave us this website to go to where we can get lots of info. Joyce said quite loudly that we all cut and paste from the website. And he was crying, in a dramatic way, which was cute. He's just being cute today. But we weren't paying attention until he said jokes and stuff. So... Cecelia was highlighting stuff for 'raisin in the sun' - Lit and there were people like Elizabeth who were sleeping. Everyone else was chatting like Jane and I, the only people paying attention were Eva and Joyce who was taking down notes, but then again, it doesnt seem to be so. Joyce kept shushing Jane and I, at least we werent talking loudly! Do you know some dunces dun even know what a leper is? Geesh. Anyway Jane said Joyce was staring weirdly at us so we freaked out, I think she's pissed at us for disrupting her concentration or something. Oh well. Got another quote.
Quote of Ms Champion: Although I'm tough on the outside, I'm soft on the inside."
Are you sure? Shona seem to have forgot to pay Ms Champion something that was worth $15. She wasnt allowed to get her Chem paper back unless Shona gave the money to her. Shona had $4 left and was supposed to pay all to Ms Champion but Ms Champion let her keep the money in the end cos Shona wouldnt have any money for lunch if she took it. Last quote of Somebody and we're done.
Another quote of Ms Champion: "Your attitudes suck"
We just forgot to collect our chromograms or whatever shit lar. Dun need to say we suck right? Also, she implied we were dunces.She said she'd been teaching a pure chem class for two years and when she teach combined chem, she realised how easy it was then ask us why still so many people fail. Feel like crying. LOL. So on to the real thing...
Quote of the day: I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
I've got alot of bloody things to write today lar! Dun blame me, I got no diary so I write on my blog. It started after recess, during CME. This was when we found out how scary Hasisha was. I was the first one to find out. So, absent teacher - what do we do? - talk lar then what? So I innocently made my way to Zhixin's table where Hasisha, Zhixin, Vanessa and Qunlin were. Hasisha started squirting water on me lar so I had to take revenge mah! I squirted her twice or so then she started squirting me again while I hid behind Vanessa's chair. She stopped squirting me so I squirted her a few more last times lar. And then suddenly, PLOOP! And her whole face was wet sia. It was an accident but so funny lar! Never expected such a big SPLASH. Anyway, Hasisha gave me this really awful and scary glare and I think she's going to take revenge so I'm just gonna use Zhixin or Qunlin as my shield now.
Then it was Andrea's turn. She stole Hasisha's pencil case so Hasisha stole hers and in an attempt to get her pencil case back, Andrea pulled Hasisha's scrungy. Hasisha threw the pencil case to Zhixin they all and they started digging out her stuff and Qunlin took all her markers. So Hasisha starts pulling Andrea's hair and Andrea ended up looking like she was robbed or sumfin but Haisha looked normal.
Lesson learnt - Don't go near Hasisha. She's scary.
Andrea also pushed me off her chair with her ass during CME. Stinky. Vanessa says it's cos she thinks asses are sexy. Oh yeah! Hasisha's a racist. She doesnt like China peeps, and Qunlin doesnt like caucasians. Give them a credit for being hot. Oh and a quote from Andrea: "Bisexual is hot" She says she's a bisexual and she thinks that she's a guy. Weird huh? Zhixin and Vanessa scared Rachel with the butterfly thing thing today. Rach screamed really loud! LOL. Then Rachel scared Jodi, Jamie they all. They screamed really loud too. Haha! This trick never gets old man! I have another quote. Quote of Olga: "This is a sleeping class" 3/4 of the class were sleeping while waiting for Ms Champion, including me and Andrea.
So, school ended and we went to Junction 8 to munch and shop. Unfortunately, the joke shop we wanted to visit was non existent anymore. There was a new arcade though! But the stupid guy didn't let us go in! He just used his broom to block us and never say a word!!! How rude is that?!?!?!?!?! DAMN RUDE!!! Curse that guy! Did he think we were playing truant or what? So after eating our lunch in the foodcourt, Jane ordered water for 20 cents and it came in this cup for coffee and tea or something like that. So cute and funneh lor!!! Vanessa kept saying Andrea looked like a bear in the mrt. And we were talking about someone whom we thought had her time of the month every day and I just said she PMSes every single day... Alittle too loud and Jane wouldnt let me off. SHe kept laughing and we were talking and laughing. Andrea was staring at something at first then when I looked and saw what she was staring at, it was an old uncle. So we teased her about it since she said she could stare at it for hours. Then when Vanessa talked about her being a bear cos of her shoulders so Andrea stood up straight, with her head high up in the air, and let us see her nostrils! LOL, funneh.
Then we were walking back to school, I almost slipped on something so when I turned back to see what I almost slipped on, I bumped into Zhixin. And my bump, i mean BUMP, BUMP, really HARD. But she was walking so slow lar, cannot blame me! Heehee. =)
The worst thing was PFT! Damn lor! Sit and reach, I had 39cm, not that good but it's a B lar. I'm at a disadvantage lor! I turned 15 on 24th Jan so everything is harder for me! So i think Sit and reach was my best. Inclined Pull Ups - designed to torture poor Devilicious Souls! Jane passed, Andrea and I failed. Sighs. At least we did a number, unlike some who had none. I'm really depressed now. PFT lasted 50 mins only and my father could only pick me up at 5.45 p.m and that was like 55 mins!!! We sat at the bus stop and kept talking. Yanting was there, horrifying. Anyway, we just happily chatted till 5.30 and when only Qunlin and I were left, we continued talking about our friends. Hasisha only got a 50% when we rated how good of a friend she is. Andrea gets a 90% cos we've been friends for a good long 7 years. The rest are 70%s. So then that was it. I came home, ate dinner early, watched fall out boys live on mtv again then came blogging. Now, I've got to do my tution work for tmr. What a bummer.
PS. I remember what we were laughing about in english yesterday. We decided to call boyfriends - toiletbowls and we were saying we love our toiletbowls. So we kept laughing.
Oh and Gerard Way is HOT!
BUT PETE WENTZ IS SO MUCH SMEXIER!!!
Is this post too long? Oh well. Took me 2 hours to do because Mich decided to piss me and Jane by asking lots of questions and when we told her we didnt know for some of the questions, she kept repeating. Sighs.
I LOVE YOU 7:57 PM
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Quote of the day: Love is like standing in wet cement. The longer you stay, The harder it is to leave... And you can never go without leaving your shoes behind.
So... What happened today?
I guess there were funny moments today too.
Thing is that, during English lesson just now, while Miss Tan was teaching, Jane, Andrea and I weren't paying any attention. Quite usual. So we were talking and chatting and we kept laughing. But I can't seem to remember a thing. Blame it on my poor memory. I remember something about Andrea and her badoopi though, the rest - I forgot. Well... I had a hard time with my parents today so you cant blame me for forgetting! We were laughing like shit, I'm not sure if Mrs Cheah who was at the back observing us, noticed. I'll just have to ask Jane and Andrea what we were talking about again. And we can laugh a second time. Michelle's absent today - not fun. Our "Ganzicus queen" wasn't here and we didnt have anyone to annoy. So way before, English. There was Lit. Ms Teo was joking with us and we, of course laughed at her funny jokes. Yadayada. We're studying raisin in the sun now so at the begining, there was the typical black family and the little room they lived in. Ms Teo said the parents shouldnt be living with their siblings, parents and children in one small room, how were they supposed to do their "Marital Exercises" as quoted by Ms Teo. At first I didnt like her, that was last year. She failed one of my Lit papers because she set higher standards for our class. But she's teaching us this year and She's really funny and we usually get her jokes, unlike Dr Foster. Dr Foster's really funny but sometimes we just dont get it. For Ms Teo, all my classmates and I arent good in lit so Ms Teo gets the joke but we're just too dumb to get it. That wasn't her joke though, it was just stuff from "To kill a mocking bird"
Then there was the charity week thing and we all had to donate money. I convinced Jane to give up her $2 and she did. In the end, Jane, Andrea and I donated $2.05 each. =) And there was this weird chanting noise outside our class for awhile. I think it was chants but Andrea says it was Shan Wee playing the bagpipes. Maths was when stuff happened. Ms Yap didnt come today so there was a relief teacher sitting there and using her laptop. I had this butterfly thing that you could spin and stuff it inbetween the pages of any book. I stuffed it in my notebook then showed it to Zhixin, Vanessa and Qunlin. Jane and Andrea knew what I was going to do. I opened the book and the butterfly flew out. It was so darn hilarious!!! Zhixin, Vanessa and Qunlin were screaming really loudly. And Jane who was looking and who knew what was going to happen, screamed along with them. Funny sia!!! Then Qunlin wanted to scare Sherry, Joanna etc. and they wanted me to teach them how to use my butterfly thing thing. I did and when I opened the book, the three screamed again. I showed it to Qunlin before so that was the third time that she screamed. At least Jane didnt. So... Qunlin did what I did to Sherry and they all screamed louder than Zhixin they all. Quite funny. But the teacher stared at us.
Then there were mean people sitting infront of us. Ok, they arent mean mean but still quite. They placed a post stick on Jeannie's back which said "I'm a pig. Kick me". Worst thing was that Jeannie was sick. Can you believe it? They even did it a second time and the note this time was "I'm mental. Beware." . She's sick! Couldnt they leave her alone?
The worst though was Chemistry. We had a surprise test and Ms Champion just taught us the chapters two days ago, our previous lesson. We werent even supposed to have chemistry today! We already know our results - a flunk.
Also, I'd like to scold Jane cos she promised me she would come online today but she hasnt. I bet she fell asleep again. Tsk. Make me wait for so long...
I LOVE YOU 6:07 PM
DeViLiCiOuS Qualifications
All the boys the Dance floor didnt love and,
all the girls who's lips couldnt move fast enough,
Sing, Until your lungs give out,
This ain't a scene, its a goddamned arms race.
.:Fall Out Boy:.
.:Infinity On High :.
I've already had another post today so I don't think I'm going to have two quotes of the day for one day so here you go, the last part of This aint a scene, its an arms race by Fall Out Boy, written by my beloved Pete Wentz.
Anyways.....
I just thought you'd like to know the qualifications to get into the Devilicious Club.
1. You cannot be an anti-guy
2.Never ever insult our idols and such
3. You have to be up to date
4. Need to have the ability to talk alot when needed
5. Need to be creative/imaginative otherwise how are ya going to help us come up with ideas?
6. The Last Step(If you fit the qualifications)=Creating a Nickname
And Done.
Thats all to it.
Oh well...
Nitez
I LOVE YOU 12:45 AM
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Quote of Andrea: "I'm bringing 'Enakhra' back!"
I'm not feeling moody yet so I'll teach you a few words from the Devilicious Book. "Enakhra" which means sexy, so you get the quote. She changed Justin's "I'm bringing sexy back" to "I'm bringing 'Enakhra' back. She isnt though. Hashisha got a nickname, 'Proselyting Razmires'. I'm not going to tell you what it means though. You can ask Andrea or Jane. I'm sure they'd be glad to tell you.
Another quote of Andrea: "Lazy is a pile of badoopi."
If you want to know what badoopi is, I'm sorry but again I wont reveal. Jane or Andrea might do it for me but I'm not telling you peeps. It's our Devilicious Club, not yours. And you aren't entitled to use "Enakhra". I'm sorry, but that's Devilicious copyrighted. If you aren't in Devilicious, then try not to use it. If I'm happy later, I'll tell you another word from the Devilicious Book. Remember, it depends on my mood.
Quote of the day: Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are neverending.
Those were just some stuff from our Devilicious Club. Here's what happened today. Today was boring at the begining, teachers doing their stuff, Andrea, Jane and I chit-chatting and laughing away in class. Yadayada. It was only until Pc, second last period of the day, that anything started happening. What happened in Pc isn't much but We, the Devilicious, found it funny so I guess I could share it. Pc was boring, Mrs Cheah was fun, contrast, contrast. Yeah, yeah. Lessons are always boring but Mrs Cheah is always fun, she's really in. Anyway, Andrea and I sat next to each other and Michelle and Hashisha, our violent friend, sat opposite us. Hashisha seems more lady-like these few days. She hasnt punched us or anything. Anyway, as usual, Andrea and I were happily chatting when I decided to have a random moment and I suddenly said "Ganzicus." Again, if you want to know what it is, ask y friends not me. So our classmates were doing their thangs and didnt look at us or anything. Not like I yelled it out. Anyway, Michelle was the only one who responded, she gave us a weird look that said "What the hell?". It kinda proves that she is "Ganzicus" as we named her. We think she's admitted that she is "Ganzicus". Andrea admitted she was "Serpentchops" too. But of course, "Serpentchops" is a cute name and "Ganzicus" aint that cute. I named Andrea, Serpentchops cos her name is Serpentsosia on some sites and on her MSN that day, she put flying lambchops so i decided to call her serpentchops. Cute? I think yes. Anyway, the Devilicious has discussed that Michelle cannot join the Devilicious cos she fails to meet our qualifications.
On to the last interesting thing that happened to me today. I'm going to tell you what happened but because she's a friend of mine, I'm not going to tell you her name. I wouldnt want to embarrass her cos I dont want to lose a friend over such a silly thing. I'll just call her H. Ok? Ok. So, after Pc, it was assembly time and we always assembled in the hall. As usual, Andrea was beside me and Zhixin, Qunlin, Vanessa etc. were sitting infront of us and H was sitting infront of Andrea. We were paying attention to the peeps talking infront, this guy from Power 98 and a chick from jia 88.3. So what if I cant remember their names? Sure, I listen to Power 98 but not as often as Perfect 10. And I only listen to jia 88.3 a few minutes each year. Andrea and I were only interested in winning their goodie bags though. Anyway, that was when we heard a loud pop. Which... turns out that H had farted. "Oops, That was loud." She had said and everyone started laughing. Well everyone but Andrea and I. We were trying to win the goodies so yah. We werent paying attention to H and all. We only found out after assembly, failing to win the goodies cause we were too slow. Was it Samantha and Jessica that beat us to it? Cant remember... Poor Andrea. H farting at her. I think it's really funny, Vanessa and Zhixin keep teasing H about it. Poor H. I dont want to embarrass her any further cos friends arent really supposed to be mean. My Lips are Sealed. Zippppppp... Hear that? I just zipped my mouth. No more talking for me.
I LOVE YOU 4:15 PM
Monday, March 26, 2007
Quote of the day: The business of really knowing people, deep down, including your ownself, is not something you learn in school or from a book. It takes your whole being to do it - your eyes and your ears, your brain and your heart. Maybe your heart most of all.
Andrea was on today. It's E-Learning day again and she's not that sick anymore, at least the fever went down. We had been chatting with Jane, as a group, whether or not we would allow Michelle to join the Devilicious. I've known Michelle for 3 years now, but I still don't know her that well. We held a conversation with her and we talked in our language. She was interested in joing us but she couldnt make up her mind. Michelle's really anti-guy, along with Maetzy and Yeow. That's one of the reason we cant communicate with her. She doesnt exactly fit in with us. That and she likes to distance herself sometimes. And I'm not the one making up rumours that they're anti-guys. I asked them directly and they said yes. A few times. It doesnt mean that they're lesbians though. I don't think they are but there's always a possibility. I believe they arent. They're really nice people just that, they don't like talking about relationships and such. Anyway, Michelle couldn't make up her mind so we dropped it. I don't think we want to take in another devilicious girl for now. We're contented with the three of us just like that. It's really nice, because theres no serious arguements. Just small ridiculous ones like who we like. They're not even arguements anyway.
So I mentioned Andrea was on. We decided to play runescape in our level 3 noob accounts and you should see all those mean people. We followed these two guys, a level 58 and 64. They're still lower than me. Anyway, all we did was follow them arround and they yelled profanities at us. Mean right? The level 58 was the worst! Our noob accounts, aligundu and aliguava, were guys and the level 58 were asking us to blow d***s. Horrible guys. That's when Andrea got this idea that we could pretend to be gays. We did that and it was hilarious. People actually believed us! The advantage/diadvantage of internet. People were "Yucking" us and we were in the middle of falador. There was a girl there, Sadie Albson, one of those who believed we were truly gays. She was happy to be friends with us, and Andrea kept saying my d*** was so small, like I even have one. I almost got caught by my mum, twice, it was so scary! We logged out after our fair share of fun and continued talking to Jane. Then Andrea had to talk about Vage so Jane and I both insisted that she invite Vage to our conversation. She did, after taking minutes. Do you know how disgusting he was? The first thing he said/asked was "Who here has a V****a?" It was really extremely sick. Then he was asking whether he could touch it or lick it. When we all said no, he asked if he could poke it with a watermelon. We were all just so grossed out by him. Just have to blame us for adding him. Are all European guys like that? If they are, never, never, never ever date one. That's my advice for you. Take it seriously.
I LOVE YOU 4:36 PM
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Quote of the day: Love is not what you do with a brain or a saying, Love is a sky, an endless bridge of Friendship, Love is a Soul, A heart.
Jane and I kept talking today. We even came up with more than 160 new words! I lied to my mother that I was doing some E-Learning assignments. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm actually playing runescape and updating this thing. Actually Runescape is quite boring, esp. if you're not a member. I pay around $8 a month and I'm still bored. Both Andrea and I admit that. But the thing is that, we get so obsessed with trying to catch up with others, raising levels and getting rich so we can don all those cool stuff and show it off. I met this guy from England while hunting and what he said shocked me. He was talking about how he liked some of the runescape music, which honestly, I think they suck. So yeah, we got on the topic of music and I asked him if he listened to Fall Out Boys. Fall Out Boys are Da Bomb! Pete Wentz is like WOW, i mean i don't like him trying to commit suicide and posting nude pictures of himself online but you have to admit he's HOT! Sorry, anyway back to what I was saying,he actually told me he didnt even know who they were! Do you know how devastated I was? Then he told me, he doesnt listen to music! How can one live without music? MUSIC IS LIFE!!!! Really, the only thing I like about him is the fact that he's from England. I will never, never, never ever be able to like someone that doesnt listen to music. He's an exception. I used to think English guys rock, but he's making me change my mind. BUT I will not change my opinion because of one dang guy that doesnt like music.
I LOVE YOU 2:15 PM
Friday, March 23, 2007
Quote of the day: You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got and remember what you had
I'm kinda pissed that i can't remember all my old blogs but what the heck, a new one's ok. It ain't that bad.
Today's the formation of the Devilicious Club, its kinda a special day. Must remember to celebrate the anniversary next year. Anyway, Jane and I formed the Devilicious, Andrea's in it too, just that it was Jane's and mine ideas. I even came up with the name! Devilicious is ok i guess. I suggested Cherries Devils at first, kinda cute right? Andrea came up with Justin's girls and Steven's girls, cos i was thinking Charlie Angels, and we love Justin Timberlake and Steven Strait. I mean c'mon, they're SMEXY. So we came up with random words that I might reveal if I feel like doing so. Oh yah! Jane came up with red hot devils after i mentioned Cherrie's Devils. I said Devilicious, actually kinda like praising her or sumfin and they liked Devilicious so thus the name.
And have I said how much I hate E-Learning?
Its horrible! The teachers gave us so many assignments that we couldn't even finish doing it! The only thing I like about E-Learning is that we can stay at home, and do our homework at our own pace and we don't need to see our teacher's faces. There's some teachers I strongly dislike but I'm not gonna say their names. I ain't that that mean. Sometimes they're just so boring, reading of the text books and etc. They seriously expect us to pay attention and not fall asleep? That's hard. Really really hard. At least Andrea hasn't been sleeping in classes anymore. I pity some teachers, like my sister. She was really depressed for a period cos her students were terrible and the work load was like POOF. She's ok now though. A primary 1 class is better than a Primary 6 class. Too rebellious. But there are tachers that are plain MEAN so why should we be nice? Oh well, break time's over. Back to E-Learning. No time to spare.
I LOVE YOU 2:37 PM
