Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Had been damn busy and tiring these few days... went to my youngest auntie and his husband's wedding on Sunday... didn't really get to enough slp lar... but enjoy alot i guess... lolz... will let the photos say the words... :D
Pizzas!!
Roasted duck, sweet-sour fish, deep fried scallop...
The dim-sams...
Laksa!
Quote of the day: The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Feeling of the day: Great
Joke of the day: How are you?
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"
Signing off, Chris
5:25 PM
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
New post for a beri long time... haha... recently had been quite slack lar... nth much to do... just sit a home... watch drama... surf forums... etc... ha... but also went for shooting when there are shows lar... lolz... recently film a history documentary which will be shown on Channel news asia on the 3rd of june i surpose... looking forward to tt wan... went to watch a live varitey show... 综艺 Go live on Monday... first time ever i went to watch a Live show... quite interesting and new lar... too bad they dun allow us to take photos during the live process... only manage to take some shots before the show start... lolz... went for anyone shooting ytd... it was another show which tackles singaporeans kiasu attitude and some others... and they asked us to act as those inconsiderate ppl lar... stand in the middle of those ppl eating and wait for them to finish... weird stuffs... and also... ask me to act as couple with another person... lolz... first time sia... so pai seh lor... dun really damn to act "so close" to tt lady... just anyhow lar... stand in the middle of the road some more... kena "honk-ed" by cars... was damn damn pai seh lar... but anyway its acting... so just thick skin lar... wat to do... anw gtg... chaoz... peace!
Here are some of the photos taken in the threater of the 综艺 Go live... only snap shots lar...
Quote of the day: To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Feeling of the day: Good...
Joke of the day: The Jewish Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth. A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!" Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!" Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSSSHH. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around. The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?" And the Jewish samurai replies, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised."
Signing off, Chris
5:05 PM
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wow... long time since my last post... lazy to post man... hahaha... yeah results are out... did quite ok... had been waiting for my NS enlistment letter to come... and also my Uni letter... hope can get into the course i wan lar... lolz... went to film a new Taiwan show ytd... 星光依旧灿烂... dun really have alot of artor or artress there lar... damn damn tiring... all the way is in the mrt... stand stand stand... lolz... but to my sursprise... they ask me to act as a father!! gosh! ?YES a young father... need dialog some more... yes time ever sia... so pai seh lor... haha... yeah! below are some photos taken with my SON... lolz... peace!
Quote of the day: Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Feeling of the day: I'm good... :D
Joke of the day: 24 Hours
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Signing off, Chris
1:47 PM
Friday, February 27, 2009
Well... had been kinda busy going out these few days... hahaha... only today i am free to post something.. lolz... hmm... went to K on tuesday... with some of my frens... kinda enjoy... haha... we sang frm 2 all the way till 7 somemore... 5 hours! hit record liao... long time since i go sing man... really really enjoy it alot... lolz... Well... yesterday went swimming with one of my fren... power man... now my body all burn sia... so itch and painful... OH MY GOSH!! after swimming for 2 hour plus... we went for bowling session... hahaha... den was pool... coz it rain so heavy sia... can't really go home... lolz... so play till the rain get smaller lor... hahaha... after which is LAN at my home... lolz... really play alot ytd... till now still abit tired man... guess maybe i shd stay at home tmr man... slp more... Hmm... gonna intro this very very nice movie to u guys... it's called Outlander... really really a cool movie... nice actions... must go catch it... haha... anw... gtg... will let the photos say the word... peace! 
Quote of the day: The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Feeling of the day: Itch!! Pain!!Joke of the day: The secretary
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first."
Signing off, Chris
12:53 PM
The reception table... I help deco abit de... haha..
