DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story,here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, "We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color". Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.
1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"
2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"
3. Samy said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"
4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!"
5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"
6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"
7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"
8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been "saudara-saudari")
9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"
10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"
And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:
"Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pegi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."
One of the reporter responded,"Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?"
"Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......
-Datuk Seri S.Samy Vellu-
NO MORE 5C'S
BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's ......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's ......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Wow! November I got only 1 post! Sorry! Always wanted to update but finally, I missed it. A lot of things happened in November and it's too much to upload. But I might try to post it.
Mitsubishi ASX is my last project of this Sem and I had to say it's the hardest of all! We've been cracking out head to get the official company to let us interview them! But anyway, the project have been submitted last Thursday and the results is quite satisfying, thanks to my Cameraman Qudrix, Video Editor Nesen and the DSLR equipment from Ifzuan!
Actually I got a lot of time to do it. Not that I'm lazy to do it and wait till the very last moment, but in fact, I do it once I finalize my idea on what to do. I visit the Mitsubishi car showroom on Thursday to get the permission to interview which I plan to do it on Friday. The first salesman that I meet there he said he will submit to the boss for review and get back to me on Friday. I call them on Friday since they haven't reply me. But worse case happen is, the salesman was away on that day and they ask me all the detail again and promise to reply me soon.
I feel something amiss because they don't really care much about me. But logically, the target of salesman is to sell car and not help me to do interview which they do not have benefit on. I also lost hope when I heard my friend who is doing automobile too, that they done their project because they have some 'link' with the salesperson.
Luckily, with God's help and my initiative to call them again, the salesman said he will inform the Boss again which he will be back on Wednesday. Maybe I should thank the salesman too! I think he's kind enough to help me.
So after the confirmation, I do the interview on the morning of Wednesday and edit it on the afternoon and done before evening! Thanks Nesen for that!
There's something happen on that morning too when we reach there, but I don't really blame them because I waste their time.
So here some pic!
Mitsubishi ASX (Active Smart Crossover)
Aggressive looks that is almost the same with the Evolution
2.0 MIVEC Engine that is same in the Lancer and 2.0 Inspira
The Salesperson that explain the car to me, Mike Phang
Whole view... Nice car!
Mitsubishi ASX is my last project of this Sem and I had to say it's the hardest of all! We've been cracking out head to get the official company to let us interview them! But anyway, the project have been submitted last Thursday and the results is quite satisfying, thanks to my Cameraman Qudrix, Video Editor Nesen and the DSLR equipment from Ifzuan!
Actually I got a lot of time to do it. Not that I'm lazy to do it and wait till the very last moment, but in fact, I do it once I finalize my idea on what to do. I visit the Mitsubishi car showroom on Thursday to get the permission to interview which I plan to do it on Friday. The first salesman that I meet there he said he will submit to the boss for review and get back to me on Friday. I call them on Friday since they haven't reply me. But worse case happen is, the salesman was away on that day and they ask me all the detail again and promise to reply me soon.
I feel something amiss because they don't really care much about me. But logically, the target of salesman is to sell car and not help me to do interview which they do not have benefit on. I also lost hope when I heard my friend who is doing automobile too, that they done their project because they have some 'link' with the salesperson.
Luckily, with God's help and my initiative to call them again, the salesman said he will inform the Boss again which he will be back on Wednesday. Maybe I should thank the salesman too! I think he's kind enough to help me.
So after the confirmation, I do the interview on the morning of Wednesday and edit it on the afternoon and done before evening! Thanks Nesen for that!
There's something happen on that morning too when we reach there, but I don't really blame them because I waste their time.
So here some pic!
Mitsubishi ASX (Active Smart Crossover)
Aggressive looks that is almost the same with the Evolution
2.0 MIVEC Engine that is same in the Lancer and 2.0 Inspira
The Salesperson that explain the car to me, Mike Phang
Whole view... Nice car!See you soon! Btw, I might be busy because next week is my Final Exam and after that maybe free because it's sem break!
Wow! It's been exactly 1 months since I last updated!
Now I wanted to talk about the all new Proton Inspira and for me I name it Proton Lancer! hehe...
The price is RM78, 999! Although the price is so much more cheaper than the Mitsubishi Lancer but I still can't afford to buy it... Except it's around RM54k to max RM64k then sure my dad will want to get this as our new family member!
Anyway, I still looking forward to test drive this car! I never test drive before but, the Manual version of this car attract me so much and it is the most powerful of 3 variants, according to Paultan.org, the automotive web.
For me, I don't really see any big different although the Proton said the grille is 'inverted' because the original Lancer looks too aggressive! LOL! But anyway, at first I thought, if I got this car, for sure I'm going to change the bumper to the one in Lancer and the rim too! But now, it's still look cool to me! Arghh, why I'm not working now? If I'm around my brother age and I do not own any car, this is my first choice!
I think Proton make a very good decision and we have to thank them because Proton make this car possible for all Malaysian! Wuhoo! Having said that, this is really a wise choice by Proton and sure a big hit in Malaysia road soon! Can't wait to see this! But after quite sometimes, sure this will bore us.
I sure will JEALOUS if anyone of my friend drive this! My friend who drive this will drive me crazy too! Sure spin the hell of this car!
The interior I think is even nicer in Pronton Inspira because I like the wood trim but the logo and pattern of the steering looks like 'CIPLAK' Made in China prototype steering! They should make the Proton logo silver colour!
I think alot of them wanted to confirm whether the rear of this car will look the same, and that goes to my mum too. My mum even said the rear is nicer than the front! Oh my! But it's subjective. Humans have alot of perception and this perception is a weird taste...
It's more than 1 000 people booked this! The first car will roll out of the factory in the Jan of next year if not mistaken. So why you still seating here? Go and have a test drive!
*All picture by Paultan.org
Now I wanted to talk about the all new Proton Inspira and for me I name it Proton Lancer! hehe...
The price is RM78, 999! Although the price is so much more cheaper than the Mitsubishi Lancer but I still can't afford to buy it... Except it's around RM54k to max RM64k then sure my dad will want to get this as our new family member!
Anyway, I still looking forward to test drive this car! I never test drive before but, the Manual version of this car attract me so much and it is the most powerful of 3 variants, according to Paultan.org, the automotive web.
For me, I don't really see any big different although the Proton said the grille is 'inverted' because the original Lancer looks too aggressive! LOL! But anyway, at first I thought, if I got this car, for sure I'm going to change the bumper to the one in Lancer and the rim too! But now, it's still look cool to me! Arghh, why I'm not working now? If I'm around my brother age and I do not own any car, this is my first choice!I think Proton make a very good decision and we have to thank them because Proton make this car possible for all Malaysian! Wuhoo! Having said that, this is really a wise choice by Proton and sure a big hit in Malaysia road soon! Can't wait to see this! But after quite sometimes, sure this will bore us.
I sure will JEALOUS if anyone of my friend drive this! My friend who drive this will drive me crazy too! Sure spin the hell of this car!
The interior I think is even nicer in Pronton Inspira because I like the wood trim but the logo and pattern of the steering looks like 'CIPLAK' Made in China prototype steering! They should make the Proton logo silver colour!
I think alot of them wanted to confirm whether the rear of this car will look the same, and that goes to my mum too. My mum even said the rear is nicer than the front! Oh my! But it's subjective. Humans have alot of perception and this perception is a weird taste...It's more than 1 000 people booked this! The first car will roll out of the factory in the Jan of next year if not mistaken. So why you still seating here? Go and have a test drive!
*All picture by Paultan.org
Some of the funny pic that I wanna post...
3 Person in the Taman Permainan don't know what they do...
With some freak out face, boss face, and suffering face...
Caught in action! Oh! Actually this is a kid with mental illness! Jk jk...
Next is another unrelated to the topic. Wanna show of some of the very nice looking Banana Leaf Rice!
Looks like flag? But this is surely not for decoration only...
This tasted great k! Looks good to you?
3 Person in the Taman Permainan don't know what they do...With some freak out face, boss face, and suffering face...
Caught in action! Oh! Actually this is a kid with mental illness! Jk jk... Next is another unrelated to the topic. Wanna show of some of the very nice looking Banana Leaf Rice!
Looks like flag? But this is surely not for decoration only...This tasted great k! Looks good to you?
A lot of people have a hard time trying to discipline themselves in saving. They make it as New Year resolution. But when the year end is drawing near, they still didn't manage to save a cent.
I know this situation is normal and it happens to me too. But this year, I manage to save some although the amount I having now is still far from what I targeted, but at least I start the ball rolling!
Once you started this good habit, you will continue this! Although saving will not make you rich but, if you don't know how to save, it will make you go poor.
As normal, I stumble upon this valuable info and wanted to share with you guys!
10 Ways to Trick Yourself Into Saving!.
I know this situation is normal and it happens to me too. But this year, I manage to save some although the amount I having now is still far from what I targeted, but at least I start the ball rolling!
Once you started this good habit, you will continue this! Although saving will not make you rich but, if you don't know how to save, it will make you go poor.
As normal, I stumble upon this valuable info and wanted to share with you guys!
10 Ways to Trick Yourself Into Saving!.
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