The month of December is a busy time...especially if you're in a high school Madrigal group like me! It feels like I've been living in my uniform all month, wearing it every day for the plethora of performances we give during the Christmas season.
We've had so many memorable experiences as an ensemble already. And because this is a blog, I'm going to tell you about a couple of them. Prepare thyself.
Look at me go...I titled them all by myself. Yay!
Steamrollin'
We have some pretty great uniforms. Except for two things: the ridiculous amount of sparkles that the girls' shirts shed, and the patent leather (albeit shiny) performing shoes.
These shoes have a
ยต coefficient that's much too low. That's right, they
slide everywhere. Everywhere.
So, we were performing one night on the Heber Valley Train. AKA the Heber Creeper. Loads of fun there...caroling to young families with lots of little kids and then acting excited for them when santa came aboard.
Anyway. After we got back from the first round and were getting geared up for another, I was running outside to get to the back car where my coat was because it was freezing. And a little kid, probably about four, meandered in front of me. I tried to stop, but alas, the shoes forbade it, and I knocked the poor kid to the ground. He didn't cry (at least, not until later), but he just had this shocked look on his face. His father picked him up, and I kept apologizing profusely to him, but he was all "don't worry about it".
So from then on, I earned the nickname "Steamroller".
Presley
You meet a lot of interesting people on public transportation.
One night, we were going to perform at the Joseph Smith Memorial Building. It was great. However, to get downtown, instead of all of us driving, we opted to take the TRAX. The trip there was uneventful. Got our tickets, went downtown, walked...entered the building while two of the guys stood guard...like a boss (similar to an empoyer)...
sang, went and watched our teacher practicing with MoTab, saw some Christmas lights.
At the station while waiting for the next ride outta there, this random man came up to a couple of us. The conversation went something like this:
Random man: "Hello! What are ya'll dressed up for?"
Madrigal 1: Oh, we're a singing group, we just got done performing.
Random man: Oh really? You know, I took a singing class once. All I remember is that they told me to open my mouth a lot. (He then proceeded to stick two fingers in his mouth) Mnaa neeh ahh!...but of course, I could never sing anyway.
Madrigal 2: I bet you could if you tried!
Random man: Nah. But you know who could sing? Presley. Now there's a man who could really sing. Presley changed the world. Can you think of anyone else who changed the world as much as Presley?
Me: John Lennon?
Madrigal 1: Yeah, Lennon was a pretty important guy.
Random man: No! Lennon was bumpkins to Presley!
You don't get it! (shaking his head) There are only about ten people who changed the world as much as Presley did. Ghandi, Reagan, Hitler...Martin Luther. But of course, you guys probably don't know anything about Martin Luther.
Me: Sure, he was the guy basically responsible for the Reformation. He had those 95 theses.
Random man: Exactly!
You get it. (pointing at me)...you all need to go buy the centennial Presley album...then you would understand. Presley changed the world. It's called
cultural change. He brought the rhythm and blues to the white man.
Me: Do you like rhythm and blues?
Random man: Oh, I like all sorts of music. But there's nobody who tops Presley.
Madrigal 2: Haha, yeah, Bieber has nothing on him.
Random man: ...Sorry if I'm a bit weird, I'm a Utah Mormon. (he had 2 beers sticking out of his bag)
Then another random guy came up. This many was very unkempt, and was wearing a neon-orange balaclava on his head, which he was sucking on with his upper lip.
Balaclava man: Merry Christmas, friend! (shakes hand of the presley fan man)
Random man: Do I know you?
Balaclava man: (sheepishly) No, but I thought I would say hi anyway...(walks away)
Random man: (by now we're leaving to get on the train)...remember what I said, kids. Buy the centennial! Then you'll understand!
And then we left. Forever those words will haunt me...telling me...
buy the centennial...
buy the centennial...
Oh, and we make some pretty good impressions.
More stories may follow...but until then...happy holidays!