Sunday, September 28, 2008

Salam Aidilfitri

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SELAMAT HARI RAYA


Assalamualaikum

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Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri"


Sempena Syawal yg hampir tiba dan Ramadan yg hamper penghujung,
Debik & keluarga mengambil kesempatan mohon "MAAF ZAHIR BATIN" danShaking Hands, dihalalkan Burger  2Soda Cup 2Gossip.

Kira High Five dah le .

Selamat pulang ke kg halaman House.

Jgn lupa Lock DoorWindow,

Laundry jgn lupa angkat Clothes Line

Perkakas elektrik jgn lupa di OFF, Sweeping rumah,

Ironing baju supaya senang di kg nanti.
M ana yg Convertibleberhati-hati di jalan raya,

pastikan kereta yg dipandu Truck & Car Washdan
jgn Road Ragejika h/way jam.

Yg naik Airplane Bus, Bike Riding, ConductorCruising berhati-hati.
Yang memandu Convertible& Motorcyle 2 jgn ingat mcm di NASCAR,

silap haribulan Police Car kejar kena saman.

Hati-hati dgn Rubber DuckChicken 2 DuckCow 3yg suka melintas.

Sesiapa yg ada bela FishyKitty jgn ditinggal kelaparan.

Kalau mengantuk singgah berehat sekejap ChocolateOrange JuiceSalad (mlm ajelah).
Baby Bottle anak jgn lupa.

Nampak sign board Place Setting Women's RoomMen's Roomberenti le kejap.

Pekena Hot Chocolate syok juga.
Jgn nanti naik keje ada yg DoctorSling.

Jgn makan lebih-lebih nanti Sick In Bed susah sdn.
ingat-ingat makan mana yg diet jgn lupa,

nanti masa puasa turun 5kg WeighingScale,
naik raya tambah 10kg Fat Woman 4baru ye.

Welcome HomeSemoga selamat sampai ke kg & pulang kerumah semula.
Ingatlah Family Portrait tercinta.

Salam aidilfitri untuk semua
Maaf zahir & batin


adios amigos~


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Friday, September 26, 2008

Pandainyerr...

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It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity
that the teacher called 'add to the picture'. The teacher would
call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student
would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following
student would add something to the picture to make it a new
picture. The teacher called on James to start things off.




James returned to his seat. The teacher called on Ernie next.




Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.





Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.




Jerry returned to his seat.Kim was called to the board.




Kim returned to her seat.

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm
hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off
center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for
anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on
the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that
little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this
picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran
to the chalkboard.



The entire class erupted with laughter... the teacher fainted.

Little Johnny had done it again.



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Kepada Jard, aku bayar la hutang tag ni sebelum raya menjelang....



1) What is the most important thing in your life?
Sekarang... keluarga aku..(mak, bini, anak, adik beradik...)

2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Susu anak aku...

3) Where do you wish to get married?
Errrr...aku rasa nak try kawen kattt.. aduihh....apasal bini aku ni cubit pulak!!!! Sakit arrrr!! Jard ni ha..dia yg tanya laaa...

4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
Selagi hayat dikandung badan.. InsyaAllah... echeh..cheh..bini aku senyum la pulakkk...

5) Are you in love?
Yes!!! dengan wife saya sendirik... (jawab dgn kompiden...mesti bini aku bangga..)

7) Name the latest book that you bought?
Sports Nutrition (sbb aku ada test kelmarin)

8)What is your full name?
Sh*f*z*n H**i*i Bin A** H*m** (eh, naper aku taip jadi ginih...???arghh...)

9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
Mak, mak, mak, abah...

10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time
Semua blogger yg suka cari pasal dgn aku...

11) Christina or Britney?
Ahmad Jais...

12) Do you do your own laundry?
Err... pembantu peribadi saya yang tolong buatkan...

13) The most exciting place you want to go?
Banyakkkk...

14) Hugs or kisses?
Errr….. malu la... bulan2 puasa ni nak cakap..... hahahah...

15) Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
Keje gomen
Tak pernah jumpa
Poyo
'Berbudi bahasa'
Semua di atas.. hahahhaha..


16)8 things I am passionate about:
Berusaha nak menang game COD 4 tanpa bantuan cheat codes, heheheh
Modem tenet
My Handphone
Blogging
My Family
My job
My friends…
Komputer aku..

17)8 things I say too often:
hehehe
hahaha
hihihi
hohoho
huhuhu
lalala
lilili
lululu

18)4 books I’ve read recently:
Takde

19)8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
Punya la banyak sampai lapan... aku cepat boring dengar lagu...

20)8 things I learned last year:
lapan lagi.. banyak laa...
belajar nak adjust jadual kelas biar kasi cantekk skit...


8 people to tag (sbb aku pasti diorg pasti bahagia bila ku tak sll online)

a)Ad3ck
b)PenyuBiru
c)Hana-Ni-Mo-Nai (sajer.. nak bg biar ad3ck menang top komentator)
d)DebikDebuk
e)Titicaca (ermmm ntah la dia buat ke idak)
f)Masy
g)Achik
h)Semua di atas...



giler malas aku nak buat benda nih....



adios amigos~

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