to prevent myself from posting too much music related stuff here, i have opened
http://datfmusic.blogspot.com

Thursday, July 30, 2009

257. irony

i do not want to run the risk of being demerited. so that poster is gone!

anyway madonna's new single, celebration has leaked. this song is catchy just like her other songs.



the middle portion seems to contain a little of "let it will be" from her confessions on a dance floor album. this is one of her most danceable songs ever, and probably her most high (as in the feeling) song since "into the groove". celebration is going to be her 40th usa dance hit, and hopefully it's going to be a hot 100 top 10 hit too.

rating: 5/5

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

256. fitness nut


from: http://perezhilton.com
lol i would eww at this pic too. too musular and veiny. madonna has overexercised. let's see, she does yoga and pilates, running and cycling to gym to do gym exercises, and does so 2 hours a day for six days a week for more than 10 years already. that's some pretty sick workout.
she looks like she's going to die exercising.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

255. epic whiteboard doodles

before the whiteboard doodling part,
snsd totally reminds me of 9 mariah careys (or mariah carries) in sluttish outfits.




whiteboard doodling has never been this fun. thanks clarence for introducing.


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a bleach comic pic done by me, aaron, zhao xun and son, with a facebook bar down there.


click to enlarge YET another epic doodling.
keith's pic!!!, done by me, jin shuai and son. in case you can't see what the arrow is pointing at, it's pointing to a "the biggest loser" ad, which coincidentally appeared on the page of the picture. it's really so.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

254. song of the day



46) Halo by Beyonce
album: I Am... Sasha Fierce

hit level: hit



album review:
i am... sasha fierce: 4.09
i am... sasha fierce (deluxe edition): 3.94

wow i can't believe i actually liked her album.

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

253. i really die again tomorrow forever

lol so sorry to a certain one. i may have spread it like wildfire, but zx spread it at the speed of light. i think i'm done for. you chose to tell someone who had to spread the news of shawn falling into the pond to everybody. wrong choice.

anyone who chooses me to confide in is wrong, because i love gossips.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

252. she's obsessed with herself



i was like, why are you so obsessed with yourself, mariah?
then i was like, you were the pussy who seduced people first, and then now you claim that some people are just so obsessed with you. how ironic is that.
i was also like why did you always have to potray yourself as damn famous in every video you do.
and i was also like how much did the diehard fans pay you to appear screaming as diehard fans on only 1 second on the music video? like over us$10,000? so that it's enough to cover the cost of the video?
then of course, i was like great beard, mariah.
i was then like, how do i live in a room filled with pictures of the same human from ceiling to floor, and even on bed.
again, i was like, for a stalker, thats a distance too close to be standing. stalker fail.
so then i was like, did they recollect the problematic mariah merchandises to use for the stalker's room?
after seeing the stalker hug the mariah carey cardboard cutout, i was like, reminds me of shane dawson with his miley and jonas cutout.
and then at the end, i was like, mariah is so evil and heartless because after her diehard fan got knocked by the bus, other than being shocked that a bus appeared in front of her, she didn't even appeared scared or caring that someone got knocked down. she just stands there like its not her business.
somemore i was like, the bus didn't even attempt to slow down when it was going to knock into the stalker, how fake could it be.
so in conclusion, i was like, mariah you're vain and heartless.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

251. retard googles lady gaga porn

wth, how did someone who googled lady gaga porn end up at my site.


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in case you can't decipher, on my sidebar i have a live feed, and the link shown when my mouse hovers over google.ca (the cursor is gone because printscreen doesn't print the cursor) under the korean visitor is laddy+gaga+por+n, that means the person searched lady gaga porn.

note: this isn't a porn site. you can't even have fun with a disco stick here, although the background's a discoball. let's have some fun, this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco stick...

extra:
lady gaga has inspired me to create a new background, as you can now see. what do you think of when you see it. the middle's a discostick. now this is really taking a ride on a discostick.

Monday, July 13, 2009

250. water bath

shawn damn pro today ah, walk into the pond. this must be the first time someone actually fell into the pond in school. and then i'm so bad for gloating at this "disaster" and spreading this to the class and teachers.
at least you had a water bath (no niao intended).

anyway, time for a shakira's she wolf review.
it's basically a funnier version of disturbia la. it's a little cute too. and then the wolf sound she made occassionally is a little girlish and funny and weird, but totally an act cute. the lyrics seems like some of fairy tale. but the beats are still quite nice la.
so i shall give it a 4.5/5

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

249. she wolf

shakira's new single, "she wolf", for her next english album is available for legal download at http://musiclounge.abc.go.com/artist/9926 for tomorrow only. it seems like quite a good single, so i'm going to legally download it and listen. but of course you can illegally download it.

she wolf reminds me of the fail movie in 2007 called i think its beowulf. whats that anyway, i don't think it's about a wolf/wulf right.

Friday, July 10, 2009

248. love and sex and magic stick?

miss siew's lolcats depiction of love and sex during pcme today. according to her, her bio fail in sec 2, just like me, or maybe not, i just pass, and my basic knowledge of bio is definetely better than hers. she doesn't know the "tube going in and out of the heart" are called arteries and veins.


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lol our beloved mrs teocc has a facebook? http://www.facebook.com/teochinchew?hiq=teo%2Cchin%2Cchew

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

247. the return of lily

today's morning announcement is brought to you by lily chai.

so in case you have yet to find out, lily chai returned to hci after half a year at acs, citing cultural shock as a reason for quitting acs. looks like hci is still better to her.

and also, an extra. an acs facebook fanpage for her, not by her, http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=93200006142. the description says flyer-distrubuting teacher, which she said that means giving out the paper for demerit points. feel free to join.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

246. another brick in the wall

beyonce's halo is quite good, it has great singing and i like her ghostly singing about a minute before the end of the song. i am... sasha fierce might just end up the first beyonce album i would like to grade. even her newest single sweet dreams is also good, it's quite catchy.

also, i'm embarking on my first chinese song lyrics editting. i'm helping xujun dedicate fish leong's 丝路 to vernon because it sounds like 死路 when fish leong sings it. it's so difficult, like creating a poem. great lyrics is the pro of the chinese songs, while great tune is the pro of the english songs, unfortunately i listen more on tunes, that's why i like english songs more.

anyway in part with the term 3 english topic, education, i have decided to post this song of the day. read wikipedia to know what the title means and what the song's about.



45) Another Brick In The Wall Part II by Pink Floyd
album: The Wall

hit level: hit


i think this video is another brick in the wall part 1, 2 and 3 combined.
this video looks a little retarded, i see some potato heads.

the lyrics are more important.


Another Brick in the Wall Part II

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

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Sunday, July 05, 2009

245. i ♥ sticky & sweet

wah, michael jackson has nearly 6 million fans of facebook now. very soon, he will overtake obama to be the page with the most fans!!!

anyway, madonna kicked off the second leg of her sticky & sweet tour yesterday at the O2, coincidetally the place where michael jackson was actually supposed to perform a week later. of course she can't forget to have a tribute to michael jackson.


it would be good if madonna was actually the one dancing, im sure she could anyway, she has higher qualification in dance than michael jackson.

anyway this show is just what a concert's supposed to be about. concerts aren't about singing well only because you might as well listen to the studio album. concerts are supposed to have a lot of dance and sing, and getting the audience all hyped out. if i pay to listen to singing only, it's a waste of my money.

the sticky & sweet tour dvd trailer

i like the vogue (4 minutes remix) section the most. it's the part where you can hear a little of 4 minutes. the remix made the song look more stylish.
as you can see from the trailer, this concert is full of dance and sing and the audience are all so actively involved.

no wonder her tours have never received negative or even normal reviews, only the good reviews.
wiki says about sticky & sweet tour:
* The Independent gave the show 4 stars and quotes: "If those who took in this spectacular opening to Madonna's world tour have seen anything as slick, innovative and energetic in recent months, then please point it out. The choreography, visuals and live talent were world class and mind-blowingly well executed, intelligent and witty."
* The Times: "In the premiere league of song-and-dance spectaculars, the queen of pop remains unrivalled and undefeated."
* The Sun: "Without question Madonna is still the Queen of Pop. Long live the Queen."
* The Daily Mail: "Nobody does a big stadium show quite like Madonna - this is a theatrical, two hour blockbuster."

she should really continue her tour so as to overtake the rolling stones and set yet another world record to add to her others. just need to do 30 more shows in addition to the current 87 and she can defeat the rolling stones which had grossed us$558 million in 147 shows.
anyway the second part of her tour has already reached us$100 million in sales even before her tour starts, so she would still easily gross over us$400 million in only 87 shows.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

244. top facebook pages

michael jackson has left lady gaga with nothing else she can say after he displaced her on facebook yesterday to become the facebook page with the most fans by a musician. and he looks set to hit 4,000,000 fans by tomorrow, with over a 100,000 fans joining daily.

let's look at the top 10 pages:

1. barack obama 6.43mil (as expected)
2. vin diesel 5.06mil (what! i can't believe it.)
3. i ♥ sleep 4.51mil (no one can deny)
4. pizza 4.44mil (everyone's favourite food)
5. i need a vacation!!! 4.41 mil (too many people stressed out in this tough times)
6. dr. house 4.28mil (never heard before)
7. michael jackson 3.93mil (soon to become no.3)
8. facebook 3.86mil (im surprised facebook didn't create fake accounts to join this page and make themselves have 10million fans)
9. will smith 3.49mil
10. coca-cola 3.48mil (more famous than pepsi)

other oddities which have over 1 million fans
15. nutella 3.21mil (everyone loves nuts)
18. flipping the pillow over to get the cold side 2.86mil (i do that too)
29. i hate stupid people 2.58mil (who doesn't)
34. sid 2.48mil (you know, the one from ice age)
36. mafia wars 2.47mil (yet another crappy app)
47. laughing when someone falls 2.28mil (sadistic, uncompassionate people, just like me)
55. donkey 2.05mil (lol)
69. akunamatata 1.88mil (haha, the simone and pumba song)
80. bubblewrap 1.76mil (who doesn't love the popping fun)
89. make a don't like button on facebook 1.71mil (i support)
99. happy tree friends 1.60mil (sadists)
113. pingu! 1.49mil (if you don't remember, it's the dough penguin)
146. where's wally 1.35mil (another weirdo kids program)
157. XD 1.30mil (what a lame group XD)
163. american pie 1.29mil (so many people loves porn comedy)
232. casper the friendly ghost 1.06mil (long time no see)
247. fml 1.03mil (fuck my life http://fmylife.com)
262. banana in pyjamas 1.00mil (why do people love a pair of bananas)


anyway i saw theron post a link on this video. someone recreated the lyrics to fir what the original music is showing. it's one of the funniest videos i've ever seen.

bonnie tyler - total eclipse of the heart (literal version)


meat loaf - i'd do anything for you (but i won't do that) (literal version)