the timetable totally sucked. you have to zoom in to 400% before the teacher's name actually looks like an arial font size 12 on mwords.
according to the website, "The program follows all psycho hygienic and organizational requirements such as:" what's psycho hygienic anyway?
"The minimization of gaps in teachers' schedules, the limitation of maximal number of gaps in teachers' schedules, as well as the limitation of days, when teachers teach." minimization of gaps in teachers' schedules to tire the teachers out. great idea.
but seriously if you read all those features, the program really looks damn pro. i think can take over the admin liao.
and as usual, michael jackson's facebook fanpage is attracting tons of people. there has been an increase in members by 300% since before he died.
as expected, michael jackson's death has resulted in many after effects.
1) obviously michael jackson records sell-out. if michael jackson can actually go back to the billboard 200 from the pop catalouge chart, then it would be great, as jonas brothers have picked a fantastic date to release their album. if michael jackson didn't die, then they might hold at no.1 on the billboard 200 for a second week. hopefully michael jackson albums can go back to top 200. other than that, the whole world is playing michael jackson songs on the radio. so is it possible that michael jackson songs peak high on the hot 100? i wish for black eyed peas to stop its 12 weeks reign on the hot 100. neither do i want to see their next single replace boom boom pow at no.1.
2) the 50 shows in the o2. the organisers have turned a possible US$500 million loss into another money making opportunity, they want to have a tribute concert for michael jackson, wow so quick-minded. madonna is rumoured to be joining this. i sure hope she does. this is a money-making opportunity, and i would like to see her rendition of billie jean, long time unseen since 1985. if you listen to like a virgin, you can actually find that the beat or melody of like a virgin and billie jean sounds alike.
3) sudden increase of michael jackson fans before michael jackson died, he has around 850,000 fans on his facebook fan page, but ever since he died, the fan page members have almost doubled, to over 1,500,000. not long after he died, there was an increase of 3 fans/s. but now is even worse. nearly 4 fans/s is joining the page. i think the michael jackson related pages on facebook must have been the fastest growing ever since obama had a facebook fan page.
4) a great time for janet jackson's comeback. janet jackson should grab this fantastic opportunity to revive her career. she just needs to make an album titled something like "in memory of my brother", and add a few covers of michael jackson songs, with everything else being her own original stuff, it will sell millions. everyone is in the mj craze now, they will just grab everything related to michael jackson.
i hope everyone can grab hold of this money making opportunity to make piles of cash. who knows, maybe with the help of michael jackson's death, there would be so damn much buying that stimulates this sucky economy, and the dormant music sales. michael jackson would be hailed as reviver of the music and economy or don't know what else. this michael mania has affirmed my belief that when madonna dies another day, the same things will happen.
241. MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!! HIStory: Past, Present and NO Future!!!
yay IT home learning for the whole of next week!!! speculation shows that maybe hon is a fan of michael jackson, thats why we have another week off for michael jackson greivance in the name of home learning.
R.I.P. michael jackson (it makes no difference if you're black or white la)
MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!! omg thats so sad, die of cardiac arrest. at such a young age. but bloody hell the ambulance took 10 min to arrive at his house and another 10 min to bring to the hospital no wonder die la. plus his plastic surgery so much, want to shock his heart also cannot (plastic is insulator). maybe cut open his chest also difficult.
somehow i was coincidentally able to give michael jackson a slot 44 on my song of the holiday.
the queen of pop grieves for the king of pop. madonna say "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless."
michaeljackson.com closed down temporarily with just a picture of michael jackson there with the words king of pop.
i just realised i posted about janet jackson yesterday. will janet die if i post about michael today?
i also just found out that farrah fawcett just dies after fighting cancer for so long, same day as michael jackson. she died of anal cancer.
instead of having some stupid asian values play, english drama club should have a play on michael jackson's life, save for his not really glorious sexuality.
songs nowadays should have more rhythm. more catchy beats would be more memorable. songs like "battlefield" and "obsessed" are definetely not catchy. if "obsessed" has a stronger background beat, and maybe have a little electronic distortion in the singing on purpose, it might sound more interesting. and the jonas brothers debut at no.1 on billboard 200 in the "trying times" of current society. but at least the first week sales is only about half of their previous album. i also just realised that black eyed peas' new single "i gotta feeling" debuted at no.2 on the hot 100 last week, only the 11th artist to have occupied the billboard hot 100 first 2 positions. "i gotta feeling" would probably replace "boom boom pow" in the next 2 weeks or so.
43) Rhythm Nation by Janet Jackson album: Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814
hit level: hit
i like this mv. the dance is so mechanical, quick and clear cut. if only janet jackson could still make this type of mv and dance like this, then her career got hope.
wow great graphics... this is the future madonna of the past. among all the futuristic fuzzy beats and weirdly transformed sound, im not sure what she's trying to sing, but i guess its her funny childish depiction of the universe that she feels under a trance?
most likely there will be it emergency exercise next week, so i have more time to slack.
i feel like posting an rsvp on facebook for school reopening, and see how many people will clown around and click "not attending".
41) Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf album: Bat Out Of Hell
hit level: not a hit
this is a fantastic song. it's has the speed of metal, and yet it's still rock and roll, it's just the kind i like. but i don't suggest you look at the video, just listening to it would do. because the guy singing really looks like a loaf of meat, and also maybe a fat elvis presley wannabe who sang until his hair gel went undone. so it's probably going to make you laugh or barf or whatever.
but whatever his looks are, this album is quite nice, and so is the story-book-illustration-like cover. i like this album.
Album Review 54: Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell
1. Bat Out Of Hell - 5/5 2. You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night) - 5/5 3. Heaven Can Wait - 4.5/5 4. All Revved Up With No Place To Go - 4.5/5 5. Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad - 5/5 6. For Crying Out Loud - 4/5 7. Paradise By The Dashboard Lights - 3.5/5
haiz, school still goes on as per normal. im happy and sad about it. i like going to school and yet i still want to have holidays.
40) Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel album: Bridge Over Troubled Water
hit level: smash hit
there's no mv for this song. there's no music videos in 1970. so you can only see this flower and listen to the song. the creator of this video should have placed a bridge over water picture instead. this song is about friendship, how friends should help one another this kind of mushy stuff. its a peaceful song and does sound quite nice.
i realised i forgot to post yesterday, because i was busy figuring out the highest selling albums for this decade, and i figured out. i didn't count albums released in the 1998 or 1999 although they have so over 10 million copies because its difficult.
Albums released from 2000 – 2010 that sold over 10 million copies: 1. The Beatles – 1 – 27,000,000 2. Linkin Park – Hybrid Theory – 25,000,000 3. Norah Jones – Come Away With Me – 21,000,000 4. Usher – Confessions – 18,000,000 5. Britney Spears – Oops!... I Did It Again – 18,000,000 6. Eminem – The Marshall Matters LP – 17,500,000 7. Eminem – The Eminem Show – 16,500,000 8. Shania Twain – Up! – 16,500,000 9. N’Sync – No Strings Attached – 15,000,000 10. Backstreet Boys – Black & Blue – 13,000,000 11. Evanescence – Fallen – 13,000,000 12. Green Day – American Idiot – 12,500,000 13. Avril Lavigne – Let Go – 12,000,000 14. Coldplay – Rush Of Blood To The Head – 12,000,000 15. Nelly – Nellyville – 12,000,000 16. 50 Cent – Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ – 11,000,000 17. Amy Winehouse – Back To Black – 11,000,000 18. Dixie Chicks – Home – 11,000,000 19. Linkin Park – Meteora – 11,500,000 20. Eminem – Encore – 11,000,000 21. Enya – A Day Without Rain – 11,000,000 22. Madonna – Music – 11,000,000 23. Nelly – Country Grammar – 11,000,000 24. Alicia Keys – Songs In A Minor – 10,500,000 25. Coldplay – X&Y – 10,500,000 26. Destiny’s Child – The Writing’s On The Wall – 10,500,000 27. James Blunt – Back To Bedlam – 10,500,000 28. P!nk – Missundaztood – 10,500,000 29. Creed – Weathered – 10,000,000 30. Kelly Clarkson – Breakaway – 10,000,000 31. Mariah Carey – The Emancipation Of Mimi – 10,000,000 32. Shakira – Laundry Service – 10,000,000
2 erotic songs together.
38) Erotica by Madonna album: Erotica
hit level: hit
a little erotic
39) Justify My Love by Madonna album: The Immaculate Collection
and i thought how good mariah carey's new single would be. i thought it would be something more refreshing, but no, she has to continue what she has done on her previous 2 albums, or maybe 3 or 4, i don't know, because i never heard anything on glitter and charmbracelet. this track is fine la, can go no.1 on billboard, but won't be much of a no.1 in other countries, just like touch my body. she just needs to reinvent herself a little. this is just like any other track on e=mc2 and the emancipation of mimi. but i must praise her for having an improvement lyrically, being able to direct the content at eminem. overall i would only give this song 4/5, which is bad for a lead single. so i predict that if i do an album review on "memoirs", it would probably only get 3.5/5. please surprise me mariah, please!
234. memoirs of an over-photoshopped middle aged woman
lets start: hair: she's supposed to look wet. but shirt doesn't suggest that. means that her hair is gel-ed, not wet. head: she always have some baby fats. this head is too thin, photoshopped. hand: recent photos doesn't show her hand being so thin. photoshopped. waist: overly thin, recent photos don't suggest that either. photoshopped. boobs: obviously photoshopped. too big to be true for her.
this is a total photoshop to look sexy. so fake. mariah "fakey" carey. she's obsessed with looking sexy. i think her new video, instead of telling her techy to upgrade to what kind of specific modem (refer to touch my body), she's gonna teach us photoshop! to enhance our figure!
i think i should try doing one of these photoshop too.
ok fine this is ugly, anyway i simply did it in 3 minutes using the bloat function under liquify. someday i will probably spend more time making it nicer.
36) How Do I Live by LeAnn Rimes album: You Light Up My Life: Inspirational Songs
hit level: smash hit
extremely beautiful song. well sung. but the album cover depicts the 20+ girl like a 40 year old fat bitch.
1. the jonas brothers released their "long awaited" album, "lines, vines and trying times" today in europe. oh wow congrats to the three jonases for thinking up such a poetic rhyme, which is probably one of the worst rhymes ever since miley cyrus's aka hannah montana's song title, hoedown throwdown. but under the vines, or the trying times of touch economy, is the rotting fruit of the content of their album. reviews from wikipedia page of this album shows that allmusic gave 3/5, which probably means common enough so throw away this shit. planet sound gives 2 stars out of 10, which is an exaggeration of the truth by 2 extra stars. the tune gave c-, which i hope is the worst grade it has. entertainment weekly gave a meekly b-, probably because many of the jonas fans read that magazine, and in order not to lose such a huge group of young girls and children readership, they had to make the grade of that album a passable grade. is there a need to release a studio album every single year, jonases? you should know there's a better future terrorizing children on disney shows, or hold a tour to suck the money out of fangirls before all 3 of you grow old. oh i forgot jonas brothers have more brothers, such as 8 year old frankie jonas. when is he gonna join you all? is your family planning to turn this into the biggest family business since the jackson 5 and the trio of billy ray, miley and her two metro brothers? alternatively, just snap your fingers and thousands of young girls (or gay boys) will be willing to offer their asses and pussies. in fact they will even pay for you to have sex with them. and even more to have a foursome. so go on and do them and not do the public with your crap.
2. second on music is that mariah carey is releasing her new single, "obsessed" tomorrow on radio. it's the first single off her already 12th studio album "memoirs of an imperfect angel". is the imperfect angel supposed to be tommy motorola or motola or whatever he's called la. or is it about nick cannon? or is this for the people who just lost somebody, their best friend, their baby, their man or their lady put your hand way up high bla bla... anyway i have concluded reasons for her having another album so quickly. - she's pregnant and can't tour - nick cannon forced her to make an album about how much she loves him or vice-versa. - she is fucking hao lian, and wants to hurry up and surpass the beatles for the most no.1 singles in the usa. and also wants to get another album to even madonna for more no.1 albums in usa. - her second emancipation album failed terribly in sales for a diva, so her record company forces her to make more albums. im not sure if she's pregnant anyway. it seems like a rumour. but if she's really not, then please mariah, just go have a baby, you are nearing 40 and will probably regret it if you don't have one.
3. cascada's new single for her third album "evacuate the dancefloor", "evacuate the dancefloor", is a rip off of lady gaga. it has an obvious copy of colby o' donis's rap in "just dance", anyway, if you listen there are more similarities than just the rap part.
35) You Must Love Me by Madonna album: Evita Soundtrack
hit level: hit
i don't know if this is the music video, but the original song doesn't have her that high in pitch. but madonna in musical is unbelievable. and i feel that this version is a lot better than other version that is covered. madonna didn't sing with a lot of power or full of techniques, unlike the other covers. this is correct because this song was supposed to be sang when eva peron's going to die. so a dying person should sound a little frail and not gusto. this is a touching song and maybe the only song that would make me want to cry.
Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness by Green Carnation album: Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness
hit level: not a hit
no video. this thing is too long, probably not uploadable.
this song is a whooping 1h06s long. wow. 3606s! i think i shall describe this song. it's a gothic metal tune, with tons of instruments being used. it's like some horrific scenery in a dark forest with only you there, and creatures spying on you. the screams at 36+ min is scary shit.
somewhat like david carradine's death. wiki says: "On June 4, 2009, Carradine was found dead in his room at the Swissôtel Nai Lert Park Hotel on Wireless Road, near Sukhumvit, in central Bangkok, Thailand. A police official said Carradine was found hanging by a rope in the room's closet, and the Bangkok Post reported that his body was found curled up in the wardrobe with a shoelace tied around his genitals and neck. The same officer said: "Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation." what the hell, this thing seems a little perverted. but it seems possible that he called a prostitute and fucked her, but after that the girl confessed that she's a transexual, and then feeling gay, he hung himself up and died.
and even the album review for this album is very easy to do too. because the whole album only contains one song, which is this song. as if it isn't long enough anyway.
Album Review 51: Green Carnation - Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness
1. Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness - 4.5/5
Green Carnation - Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness: 4.5/1 = 4.5
wth, madonna did it. she got mercy. the malawi government sure got her begging them for "mercy". she's crazy, i thought she got rejected twice. how did she get them to do as she say. did she hypnotize them?
32) Hypnotize by The Notorious B.I.G. album: Life After Death
hit level: smash hit
an irrelevant music video of a biggie being chased.
31) You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette album: Jagged Little Pill
hit level: hit
i hate ads before videos.
i also recommend the jagged little pill album.
Album Review 28: Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill
1. All I Really Want - 4/5 2. You Oughta Know - 5/5 3. Perfect - 4/5 4. Hand In My Pocket - 4/5 5. Right Through You - 3.5/5 6. Forgiven - 4/5 7. You Learn - 4/5 8. Head Over Feet - 4/5 9. Mary Jane - 3.5/5 10. Ironic - 4/5 11. Not The Doctor - 3.5/5 12. Wake Up - 4.5/5
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill: 48/12 = 4.00
wth1. my mum wants to buy 2 sets of the ugly hci 90th anniversary stamp. the pictures on the stamps are so damn ugly, probably taken by a noob. if it was slightly nicer, maybe i would buy, but this quality of pictures put me off. yucks.
wth2. angelina jolie took the number 1 spot for forbes celebrity top 100! with only $27 million in earnings. come on, oprah earned more than 9 times that amount. her web rank and press rank is only slightly lower than jolie's one, why put her at no.2? if it's counted like this, brad pitt should have been no.4.
wth3. beyonce earned $87 million in the past year!!! you must be kidding me! luckily madonna decided to earn money these few years, or she would have lost her world record.
anyway madonna still breaks her own world record for being the highest paid female singer with earning of $110 million in the past year, up $38 million from her previous record, ranking number 3 on the celebrities top 100 list.
wth4. madonna vs michael jackson in mtv's celebrity deathmatch
madonna and michael jackson fights it out in a wrestling ring surrounded by hydrochloric acid. epic moments: "with his extensive use of plastic surgery, it looks like michael jackson has developed an incredible tolerance for pain." - said by commentator after fighting out crotch grabbing with madonna. michael jackson drops into the pool of acid after his flying glove bounced off the string of the ring and rebounded to hit him. the commentator said "i don't know if that acid is strong enough to eat through michael's plastic surgery." and then michael climbs back to the ring in his black self after the plastic is corroded. michael says "you just spoilt half a million dollars worth of cosmetic surgery. i'm gonna take it out on your head." michael uses his "moonwalker magic" to transform into a hamster, and dies after madonna kicked him into the pool of acid.
of course there are other episodes like mariah carey vs. jim carrey, and britney vs christina (which i can't find). but shouldn't they create one on madonna vs mariah carey.
29) Lucky Star by Madonna album: Madonna
hit level: almost a hit
her first billboard top 5 and top 10 single. this video and song looks cute to me.
just in case there's nothing to post, i shall start a song of the holiday, which i will post a song everyday during the working days of the june holidays. anyway i just had a post before this, don't forget to read it either.
26) Like A Prayer by Madonna album: Like A Prayer
hit level: mega hit
WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE RELIGIOUS, LIKE NICK YEO.
this is voted as the most groundbreaking video of all time. why is it groundbreaking anyway? because this song sounds great. because she looks like a slut who just woke up from sleeping with men. because it depicts a "black jesus" which was supposed to be st. martin de porres. because she kissed the "black jesus". because she accidentally picked up the knife and accidentally cut her palm which gave out extremely fake blood. because the choir went into the church so quietly to sing without waking madonna up. because she sings in front of a few burning crucifixes, depicting the ku klux klan. because i have no idea what the scenes in the church was suppose to be about. because the video ends with a lame scene of the cast, with the man acting as the murderer strumming the "victim"'s leg like a guitar, and then the curtains lower to show "the end". because the plot is lame. because she was the first to promote a song with an advertisement. because she destroyed her own ad with pepsi which just aired twice in usa, and once in britain, and still got to keep the $5million for doing nothing much. because she generated enough controversy to make sure both the single and album go to no.1, and to save her failing career. because she is the only one that can infuriate the world without getting kicked out of entertainment.
mousehunt is an extremely slow game. i don't see what is so attractive about it, although i'm also playing it myself, maybe to relieve boredom once in a while, and also to return the gold i still owe. anyway the king's reward question that just popped up was such a scam.
the answer is like, 45, although they ask for the code located INSIDE the triangle. and obviously my suspicious mind would tell me to put 5 because it looks too much like a trick question.
so conclusion is that this is a code placement fail, not a bloody hell trick question. naughty, sickening mice.
