despite me getting 2.63, i still ranked 5, which means that the class really didnt do well. 22 people got above 3.00. this is really bad. and maybe if we dont buck up, we will really rank the lastest of all. but anyway we should buck up because miss siew has offered us swensen if we improve next term, which obviously should be no problem, i hope.
wah so many people sick today. 7 people from 4a2 and 4 from 4a1. it must be a conspiracy.
miss siew call 6 people's mom and found out that they are really sick.
the last one called and found out that he's on "IT home lessons". great scam ah.
so miss siew call him: "WHO ARE YOU?!" "im miss siew" "hah oh miss siew ah. sorry sorry." "why didn't you come to school today?" "oh, i have sore throat today. *cough* *cough*" "then how come you tell your mother you have IT online lessons?" "because im afraid she won't believe me."
219. tomorrow's pioneers, the day after tomorrow's islamized world
recently, i got hooked onto this horrendous kiddy show from palestine called tomorrow's pioneers. it's a disney sort of imitation, with a mickey mouse lookalike called farfour in it. it openly promoted suicide martyrdom and other bad acts to kids of palestine. i got hooked because the acting and plot was so damn lame, not because i believe the propagation. believe me, im not so easily influenced.
this video talks about farfour being handed a key to jerusalem by his gonna die grandpa and say what the land belong to them but the jews took it away. and then after that he was interrogated by and israeli officer, who wanted to bribe him, and then ended up abusing this mickey mouse imitation. the abusing part was extremely funny and lame.
this one is like some sort of hypnotizing video, saying something like "we remind you that we, the great ones, started this program to lead this world...". and then one kid calls in and sing something about surrender and the host interrupts to say that surrendering is bad because they should resist. and then another kid calls in singing about ak-47!!! and then mickey imitation points out a gun, and another comes becomes so propagating, saying to condoleeza rice that they will win.
now after the farfour martyred and died, nahoul the big fat bee takes over, abusing cats and lions in the zoo. he says "the cats here are asleep, the poor, wretched, imprisoned cats. i feel like abusing them. this cat is asleep. i feel like attacking it.", wtf is this some sort of sarcasm, you feel sad for the cat and then you want to abuse it. so stupid, want to abuse then abuse harder la, like kick it or wad, and then i dare this fat ass who cant squeeze through the door, to go into the lion's den.
in this video, the big fat bee dies of some unknown disease and his brother assud, the bugs bunny imitation takes over the task of taking over the world.
damn this is freaking funny. the rabbit assud stole some money and a call-in kid wants the rabbit's hand chopped off. assud begged no and the host gladly say that they should chop off his ear instead. i think this is becoming a sadistic comedy.
this one is about some jerusalem day, and then 3 gay men wearing gay shirts singing about poor palestine.
apparently the name of the rabbit, assud, means lion. he explained that a rabbit is a term for a bad person and coward. and he will finish off the jews and eat them. but seriously, this show has a great impact on the kids of palestine, since they can even name ak-47 and telling dear condi that they will win. and with even more propagation from the host telling you what's right and wrong although the wrong and right is more of the wrong way round. and then we have humans giving birth to giant mouse, bee and rabbit.
do some of you still remember hcitabloid? i think some know, reading through it again, i found a total of 80 topics and 1083 posts, but only 25 members. wow.
and then if you remember more, you should know that we have created and given awards to our teachers.
so after 2 years, i have decided to bring it back again, and this time, im extending it to deisgnating an award for anyone. so you can give some suggestions about who and what awards or title to confer. an example from 2 years ago would be: Most Efficient Teacher: Mrs Chua Lai Cheng. You can give all sorts of weird title to the person as long as its not too defaming until i cannot post it.
anyway i predict this year's greatest winner to be our mvp, keith.
any suggestions are welcomed. don't be depressed if you don't get an award. you can speak to me and i can try to make up an award for you. cheers to 2009.
mariah carey once again has nothing to do, so she decided to create another studio album to be released this year, called memoirs of an imperfect angel, but in actual fact is just e=mc3, or i should say e=mc12, since she has been doing quite the same old things over and over for the past 11 albums.
did her label chase her to generate more album sales due to the not up to expectation sale of e=mc2, or is it she wants to catch up with madonna to become the female artist with the second most no.1 albums? with the release of that album, mariah would have surpassed madonna in terms of number of studio albums released.
if she has nothing to do, she should have a tour, since touring is the most money making avenue in music nowadays, or maybe she should finally make love with nick cannon and have babies when she still can, in case she regrets when she goes into menopause and can no longer have any.
im not trying to diss her (or maybe i am), because there isn't much anticipated albums this year, unlike the star-studded 2008, or the blockbuster albums period of 1997 to 1999. mariah releasing an album will certainly add to the liveliness of billboard top 200 and hot 100 (hopefully not).
this is called revolver? i thought lil wayne just released a single called hot revolver. some also say it's called die happy? or triggerman?
whatever it is, madonna's moving urban and i don't like the look of it. she seems to want to do some hip hop/rap next. a white woman half a century old who has always done pop goes into hip hop/rap sounds weird to me. rappin' granny's more believable (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6FfhcXS4MQ).
anyway this song sounds like "give it 2 me" standard, so most likely it wouldn't be much of a hit in united states, but still would do quite fine in other countries. hopefully with the help of lil wayne, the single goes to billboard top 10 to continue her streak of being the only artist to have a us top 10 hit from every album with a single released.
which rapper or producer is she going to recruit or feature next? flo-rida? dr. dre? jay-z? 50 cent?
im in such utter disbelief that mas selmat has been captured after around a year. it all seemed like the sweet escape happened only half a year ago.
the headline today was so big, and the head there was so scary.
i would like to dedicate a song to mas selamat to congratulate him from going back to jail
The Sweet Escape Dedicated to: Mas Selamat Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Gwen Stefani’s “The Sweet Escape”
If I could escape I would but, first of all, let me say I must thank you for letting me shit and escape this way Cause I’ve been acting like I have got a stomachache It’s your fault you didn’t fix or shut the window Maybe that’s the reason my acting’s been so real?
If I could escape and recreate a place that’s Islamized And I could be the next Osama with Allah, perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet (Sorry boy) I know I’ve been a real bad boy (I’ll try to change - the world) I didn’t mean for me to turn lame whatsoever I can make it better Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to my sweet escape I want to get away, yeah
You held me up, I see the lowest fence gate point Come help me out, I need some help for my broken joint Come on let’s climb, counting on you to push me out Instead of hiding around, let’s look for some JI lout
So baby, tide’s get a little crazy I’ve been getting a little lazy waiting on you to come save me I can see a raft float by think I would swim to Johor Hopefully you don’t leave me, wanna take you on shore
If I could escape and recreate a place that’s Islamized And I could be the next Osama with Allah, perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet (Sorry boy) I know I’ve been a real bad boy (I’ll try to change - the world) I didn’t mean for me to turn lame whatsoever I can make it better Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (Sweet escape, sweet escape) If I could escape, if I could escape
Cause I’ve been acting like I have got a stomachache It’s your fault you didn’t fix or shut the window Maybe that’s the reason my acting’s been so real?
If I could escape and recreate a place that’s Islamized And I could be the next Osama with Allah, perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet (Sorry boy) I know I‘ve been a real bad boy (I’ll try to change - the world) I didn’t mean for me to turn lame whatsoever I can make it better Tell me boy now wouldn’t that be sweet? (Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to my sweet escape I want to get away, yeah
is the singapore ok program really ok? its like the sticker is there for show only. lets see what happens.
when the singapore ok program first started, the hawker centres and coffeeshops suddenly become so clean. after the sticker is pasted, as time goes by, the hawker centres and coffeeshops go back to what it looks like - black and dirty, pee on toilet floor, smelly toilet etc.
suddenly when the singapore ok program comes back a few day ago, wah, the coffeeshop near my house, the toilet suddenly become clean 24h a day, after maybe not cleaning for like days/weeks/years. how practical can the coffeeshop owner get.
so obviously the singapore ok is only for a while la, just to get a nice sticker to paste on the wall. after some time, the coffeeshop people still gets too lazy to clean up.
now to disney ok? disney is definetely not ok. they have too much music polluting products coming out. miley cyrus. jonas brothers. ashley tisdale. vanessa hudgens. demi lovato. and some other wannabe singers from high school musical and some other disney shows.
oh come on, you are all singing the same type of songs, other than the childish songs or what that maybe you sing or barney tunes, are those pop rock or r&b songs. no creativity in your songs either. if i could, instead of some camp rock shit, i would send you all to camp concentration and get your music killed so that the songs you can only create are for mickey mouse club house.
no wonder music sales have been declining these few years, must be because too much of this disney shit lowering the quality of music, thus lowering the confidence of consumers in music. you all have killed teen pop for me.
even kidz bop sounds more pleasurable to me now. how sad.
