have you ever been so stupid, so stupid that you actually can get locked out of home? well not for me, im not that stupid. but for some people, like someone i know whose birthday was a day before i posted this, got locked out two days before i posted this and smsed me for help. fortunately i didn't switch on my phone for 2 days and only got it now. but im going to supply some tips to get you out of the mess.
1) picklock the person whom i mentioned got locked out of the house asked if i know how to picklock. of course. master know-all-these-stupid-lame-crap will tell you more. simply find a hard metallic stick that you can bend. bend the tip of it, stick it into the lock and randomly turn around until it's unlocked. but it would be easier if what you're using is a number lock. if you're using the 3-digits lock, simply turn from 000 to 999. if you're using the 4-digits lock, just turn from 0000 to 9999. the thing is, if you could even forget the code to your home, then i suggest going out onto the road and get knocked dead by a car. but picklocking takes time to master, so im going to teach you easier ways to get home.
2) chainsaw simply borrow a chainsaw and saw your lock open.
3) windows slip through the windows by smashing it open with your hands. this is not for use if your windows have grills.
4) call call up someone who has the keys to come open the door for you.
5) police call the police and say you suspect there's a break in and asked them to come break open the door.
6) santa climb through the chimney.
7) telekinesis learn to use psychic powers to move/teleport the keys to you. learn telekinesis here
8) wolf be like the wolf in 3 little pigs. but it's not about blowing the house down. it's blowing the door down.
9) like a prayer pray that the keys appear in front of you. pray that the lock unlocks itself.
Natural finger hyperextension only my left thumb, my right thumb can turn in 90 degrees inwards instead.
Finger hyperflexion with light pressure (palm downwards). yes both i can
Hyperextensibility of shoulders means always being able to reach that itchy spot only my left hand, it can reach up to the top of my neck. no wonder i was thinking why someone would invent the back scratcher.
It also makes gripping a pencil or pen more fatiguing, and therefore penmanship more difficult (even beyond the whole “make a lefty into a righty” issue). me too, but i didn't know it would make writing more fatigue.
bendable sideways, and over the back of your hand? no i cant
if you can, then your fingers are longer than other people's yay my fingers are longer
bend your thumb to touch your arm yes my left hand can
being able to put one’s hands flat on the floor, even with the knees locked. no i can't
bending your elbow or knee joint further back than normal. no i cant
rotate your ankles more than usual no i cant
stretchy skin my neck, yes. others, most likely no.
all these indications probably point to me being a freak.
i played crazy taxi on facebook and i finally got to the 99 percentile, which means im better than 99% of the people playing this game. my score is only near 80000. but somehow the highest score is over 2 billion. like how do they do it. and apparently the first twelve highscores are the same, and the 13th highscore was a lot lot less at 27 million+ points.
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apparently yaps had an smb messgae telling us to study for the sound topic and that there's going to be a test on it NEXT WEEK.
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i got 2.25 and ranked 11? anyway im a conscientious person. true?
anyway after a few months there's finally a psb post to view for my excitement. so far im the only one to strongly disagree, apart from one other guy who disagrees.
Dear all, I am XXXX from 3XX. I am writing this message to propose the lifting of the ban of card games especially poker cards in school.
I know the school has its reasons to ban poker cards in school. Let me list down the reasons and I will then propose some solutions. (since you know the reasons for banning, then why try to unban it)
Firstly, poker cards are associated with gambling and it has a bad reputation.
Secondly, if visitors see us playing poker cards, it may leave them with bad impressions of our school.
Poker cards can be used to play a variety of games ranging from Blackjack to Bridge. Games such as Blackjack should be banned as they are not mentally challenging and it is purely based on luck and its only purpose is for gambling. (this is interesting. how are you able to ban blackjack since both blackjack and bridge are played on poker cards. people can play blackjack under the pretext of playing bridge now can they.)
However, games such as Bridge should not be banned as it is challenging mentally and it trains our minds. It benefits the players and it is similar to chess. If chess is allowed, why should poker cards be banned? Poker card games also allow students to relax and enjoy themselves after grueling lessons. (the thing why chess isn't banned because it does not have a bad reputation like poker cards. why is it that everything the students suggest would mostly include the line "allow students to relax and enjoy themselves after gruellng lessons". come on, don't keep finding excuses, how grueling are the lessons when everyone talk and talk in class.)
The main problem is the association with gambling. But if it is looked at from a different perspective, anything that involves a winner and a loser can be used for gambling. Even games like scissors-paper-stone can be used for gambling where the loser pays the winner a sum of money. (so that means you think it's fine to play blackjack as long as you don't bet on anything? and when looking at a different perspective, it doesn't mean the problem isn't there anymore. playing poker cards do still have a bad reputation on our school name.)
Therefore, poker cards should be allowed in places such as the CSE hub and classrooms as it is where visitors seldom frequent. Poker cards and many other card games are good for the players’ minds and I feel that the ban on these games should be lifted in some areas of the school for students to play these games. (you're only considering the good side of it now, the bad side is the possibility of people taking this chance to gamble on blackjack or something similar. so you don't expect me to agree with your suggestion when you only show me the pros but never show me the cons or how to tackle the cons right?)
Thank you.
he does make a point that not all card games should be banned, for instance, uno, it does not have a bad reputation, and it can also "be good for the players' minds". so i suggest that everything card games but poker cards and game cards(pokemon, yugioh etc.) be unbanned.
britney bitch is finally making a real comeback. apparently "womanizer" is making the world addicted to it. she's must be a manizer. surprisingly, she scores only her second billboard no.1, when womanizer jumps 96 places to no.1 to break billboard records. hard to believe a superstar who sells tons of albums only have 2 no.1s. this proves that you only need to make yourself a sex/pop icon to sell lots of albums. i hope she don't go into despair again.
anyway, madonna i getting a divorce for a second time. and guy ritchie (her husband) is only asking for like us$50 million. thats pathetically little, considering madonna has probably like us$800 million. doing like 20 dates of her sticky and sweet tour can earn her more than us$50 million already. guy should ask for us$200 million.
finally my internet works again. i have nothing to do for the past week without internet, so i decided to play some games, wrong it's game. let me explain why.
monday: pinball, pokemon emerald tuesday: pinball wednesday: pinball thursday: pinball friday: pinball reason: i don't like to play games, thus very little games
saturday, i cut off like 20 strands of hair because i lost in foosball 5-3 to my tutor, despite two people teaming up against him. so sad.
I Stay In Shade Dedicated to: People who think the earth still has hope and celebrities who tell us to conserve energy and stop global warming when they are polluting the earth with their ultra high tech instruments in their concerts and tours Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Mariah Carey’s “I Stay In Love”
I stay in shade because it’s hot
Dying outside cause I can't stand heat Girls’ make up melt down can't withstand this temp It is so hot, I don't even really know why all couples Try and try so hard to keep their flame alive If you don’t know me at this point then I highly doubt you ever will I really need you to give me that hair conditioner my hair needs cure It's a mistake if we just ignore it From ecologists I know
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
It’s rooted so deep it comes down to a “SO?” My friends tell me I ain't the same no more We belong together? (lulzcrapworthysourcenot) When the (acid) rain is pouring down we gon' act like it’s a flood Sea levels risin’ now “Hey you, don’t you give up it’s not so bad” ya right, pop queen Used to being at the top eh? Break the ice like Britney bitch We all know the ice is meltin' Can we learn from our mistakes It can’t last 4 minutes at all, although I know
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
I said we’re doomed but they kept on hangin' on Inside I know it's over our world’s gone It's killing me and there ain't nothing that I can do SMILE, it’s the end on the world And celebs keeps tellin’ us, tellin’ us to save the earth And I try to smile like 'Oh well' each time they hold a tour See, you can’t conserve energy, no matter what you do Heck care Live Earth or Dead Earth zero eights
R.I.P post 155: the future stars of hci featuring proed. i placed your slot here so that my post count won't be 1 less than what i have named my posts to already.
