YES i don't need to study anymore. HAHAHA im so happy. yayayayayayayayayayayay!!! its truly the emancipation of meme (pun intended). when friday really comes and chinese is over, it will be double the joy and e=me^2.
anyway its sad for those who cant view the videos anymore. someone leaked it out so sad. but who cares, those arent fantastic to show anyway.
on the other hand, i think im getting more and more sadded nowadays ever since i started listening to rock songs from bands like metallica, guns n' roses, def leppard, nirvana, evanescence and r.e.m., although i still very much prefer madonna. but i must say i really like nirvana's nevermind album, especially smells like teen spirit, and also def leppard's hysteria album, especially love bites. if next time you see cuts on me, feel free to cut me more. you cut me open and i keep bleeding.
also i feel that im too relaxed in grading my music, more than half of the songs in my playlist are graded 5 stars and this is unacceptable. and then the albums are graded probably too strictly that there's only 4 5 stars albums i graded, madonna ray of light, def leppard hysteria, nirvana nevermind, guns n' roses appetite for destruction. gg to my playlist cos im going to regrade everything.
Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog" Well connected - i got crazy links S-E-O just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That's why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females - on fire like foxes i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
google vs yahoo!
LYRICS
Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil's a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who's countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven't changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!
Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
msn vs yahoo!
LYRICS:
MSN: You aint intellectual, I own all the property your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly I serve the world. you should ask ya momma cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father I'm blowin up, without the VC, Remember it was me who invented the PC Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts? But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps, You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo: Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer You can't fly, your design is so heavy, The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times Your stock hasnt gone up since 99 You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N? Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live? It takes more than changing your name to survive I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see 40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
quite true la actually. government only give like 85billion to help aig. that aig turned gg got like 100+trillion but obviously thats not enough to cover those who wants to withdraw. really gg for them. so pitiful, their stocks last time 90+ dollars can become a few dollars only. those near collapse companies ceo should hold hands and jump down from aig building, or the what lehman/layman brothers building. the freddie mac and fannie mae building too short for them to jump to their death.
somehow there's a significant sound quality improvement on itunes 8, unlike that miserable itunes 7.
whenever i listen to 4 minutes with the earphones, using itunes 7, the third and last tick tock in the chorus will be heard loud and clear, but using itunes 8, the third tick tock would be very soft, and thats how it's supposed to be, just like what you have using the loud speakers even though using itunes 7. so i suspect is they didn't set the itunes 7 to be comptitable with earphones, whats more is the apple earphone.
thanks to kwang yu's suggestion, and the abundance of people who hates the students' council, i decided to create a hate group on facebook for the students' council. however, i accidentally put the network accessible to singapore, which quite a few idiots either didn't choose their country or decide to come from another country.
but i created a new one so i have to resend invites. please bear with it.
datf presents "10 reasons why i never liked council" the reasons are not ranked.
1) they come up with a lot a of "creative stories" just to tell us that we are part of this, part of that. what er, notes in a melody, lego in a don't know what.
2) their solutions to problems are either not implemented or are not feasible.
3) their proposed initiatives are rarely really initiated. on a sidenote, the bubbletea shop thing will obviously not be implemented since the current hsc will be gone, and the council next year will probably not care about it.
4) campaign speeches get less and less creative. 2 years ago, at least we still have animation and song.
5) and then they let sec 1s join the consortium council campaign.
6) councillors are supposed to be role models, but how many of them actually are? throw a stone anywhere and you can find a councillor who is not a role model.
7) all they care about is to persuade the school to let them wear lower socks.
8) they get a title and leaps points for doing almost nothing.
9) wasn't the council supposed to solve problems, since when did it become our job to do so. eg. ALPS
10) at the end of the year, they claimed to have done a lot of things but i have not actually seen any of those myths come alive.
dear councillors, if you have done anything significant, please inform me. anyway, it's a good thing that i can make my vote voided, or else i would have to waste my time mini-myni-mini-moing. i will create more songs to dedicate to the council.
i have decided to use ball point pen for doing english compo in exam because that way, i will be neater and i will be happier doing the compo and can think of more fanciful phrases to add into my compo, and maybe with some luck, i can have a comment saying "nonsensical, well written" with a 27/30 beside the comments.
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to clarence: - throw a stone anywhere and you can find someone who remembers the laws of indices and laws of logarithm. - a plate is something that you can put food on, must like a bowl.
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it's britney bitch again for the mtv vma awards. well at least she won 3 awards, keeping mariah carey away from at least one moonmen even after 18 years. i was hoping she would perform but all she did was to say a crap line that mtv vma 2008 is open, and maybe have a little pre-recorded skit.
imagine mariah open the vma in bikini saying "it's mariah bitch" and then she lip sync all the way, and dance a little. nah, that wont happen, she can't dance, and she wont proclaim herself as a bitch.
i remember when i first started out yesterday. i downloaded it and i thought it was a desktop interface. because i saw from the screenshot a vista like look. and then i installed it and it does not seem very fast, as the webs claim to be.
so today, google chrome appeared in the straits times home page 1. i decided to try it out again because, who knows it might suddenly become faster.
so i tried it out. its still slow. and i also had a test to determine the speed of firefox 3 and of chrome. the test was to go to amazon.com, a site which i have never been to before.
firefox 3 took 9s to fully load. whereas chrome, after 1min15s has yet to even change the header. at 2min15s, the page turned white and the header changed to amazon header. but i turned it off because its like so slow, or at least i tried to turn it off... the close window button doesn't work. i was like, what the hell, and so dumbfounded. then i had to use task manager to get rid of that pesky crap.
so i was recommended to reinstall, which i did and try again but was still the same. until now, which i just switched it on again and found that it's normal. it's so sudden and surprising, so here i am blogging using google chrome.
anyway on to commenting on this browser. actually chrome lacks quite a lot of stuff. the interface only comes with blue color. and you cant even download themes from anywhere. so the bottom of my computer, the desktop taskbar is black, and windows xp lookish, while the top of my computer is blue and windows vista lookish.
also google chrome is just too simple. yes i know people loves simplicity. but this thing is simplicity gone overboard. you arent even allowed to get the toolbar and the bar at the bottom out. it's like a default safari, except safari is better because you can get the toolbars out. i suggest they looks into customisation in their next upgrade.
ok regarding it's speed, which is said to be a lot higher then other browsers.
however i feel that it's exaggerated. it's only a little faster. in addition, it lags once in a while, like when you just closed a tab and immediately click on another one.
in conclusion, all google chrome needs is to be customisable.
i regretfully inform you that your correction tape is in my hands now. i had secretly taken it home after borrowing from you during chemistry extra lesson on monday. i ran out of correction tape in class and had ever since been plotting the takeaway so that i could do my homework.
but i must say that it was easier than i expected because you had only cared to go home as quickly as possible and did not care that i had openly placed your correction tape into my pencil case.
but the main point here is not that i stole your correction tape or that i am kind enough to confess.
the points are that: 1) you don't do your homework 2) you lied that you did your homework when i asked you on msn when you didnt even notice that your correction tape was gone when you were "doing your homework", what's more is that later on you asked me what homework there were
anyway, i would like to express my delight of taking away your correction tape, since the existance of it in your pencil case would only be a mere waste of space and correction tape.
and last but not least, i would return it to you when school reopens, by then it would hopefully be an empty nutshell. but it's not like you would remember about taking it back when school reopens, so pretend i did not type anything.
i was taking the bus and feeling very bored. i was playing 4 minutes in my head and suddenly i decided to edit 4 minutes immediately in my mind. turns out it became 4 seconds (to pick your trash). i remember myself brilliantly littering without anyone noticing. perhaps someday i could create a tutorial teaching people to do so. 4 Seconds (To Pick Your Trash) Dedicated to: Litter bugs Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Madonna “4 Minutes”
You’re outta time and all you got is 4 seconds Come on Yeah Pick it up Come on
Come on boy I've been waiting for only you To pick up your trash
Well don't waste time Give me a sign Tell me where you wanna throw
I want somebody to pick it up for you Then stuff down your throat There's enough room for more
Well, can you handle that Ain’t gotta show me howda’ do that Are you ready to go (Are you ready to go)
If you throw it You’ll get the ticket If you throw more Then I wish you best of luck If you're picking Cops must be peeking pick the trash and he ain’t givin’ you what you need
Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating Grab a can Suck your flam Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating You only got 4 seconds, 4 seconds
Pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock That's right, pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna*, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Sometimes I think what you need is a cop intervention, yeah
And you know I can tell that you need it And that it's true, by the way that you look, ooh, hey
The road to prison is paved with food and tensions, yeah
But if you’re jailed tonight At least you can say you did what you wanted to do Tell me, how bout that?
If you throw it You’ll get the ticket If you throw more Then I wish you best of luck If you're picking Cops must be peeking pick the trash and he ain’t givin’ you what you need
Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating Grab a can Suck your flam Time is waiting You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash No hesitating You only got 4 seconds, 4 seconds
Pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna*, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock That's right, pick it up, pick it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna, uh You gotta pick `em all up Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Pick it up Yeah (tick tock tick tock tick tock) Yeah, uh huh (tick tock tick tock tick tock) You only got 4 seconds to pick your trash
*Prima donna is an opera term which means “first lady” in Italian. The term was used to designate the leading female singer in the opera. The corresponding term for the male lead would be “primo uomo”.
