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today:
me: 那个 (pointing to the fried chicken drumstick in the tray at the back.) green plate stall auntie: 不要拿去买水uncle那里啊 (cannot sell fried food in school) me: err, ok green plate stall auntie: 谢谢合作啊, 合作愉快 me: ...
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on another occasion: a boy was buying drinks from a drink stall uncle whole holding a few bags of fried chicken meat.
drink stall uncle: (saw the chicken and grabbed the plastic bag very agitatedly) 这个在哪里买的?! that boy: (mumbling some place) drink stall uncle: 不可以卖炸的食物了leh!
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clarence missed the bus for his bsp fieldtrip. teacher wanted him to get parent's letter. his mother doesn't know about it. of course being the intelligent idiot i am, i thought of some good, bad and weird ideas for him.
1) forge signature result: unoriginal, abandoned
2) this is a computer generated letter and therefore does not need any signature result: lame, abandoned
3) give parents a blank piece of paper, say it's petition for something. then let him/her sign it and then you write down the content yourself. result: new but lame, abandoned
4) write something else on the paper lightly with a pencil, let parent sign it, then change the content of the letter. result: new, original, feasible, adopted. with the exception of pencil being frixion ball pen.
only a psycho genius like me would think of this wierd, original, creative and feasible idea. im so proud of myself.
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clarence was telling me area under v-t graph can only measure displacement, so how to calculate the distance. and then continues conversation below:
clarence says (21:18): u see the kinematics 1 clarence says (21:18): pg 7 clarence says (21:19): the last part where they ask the distance travelled between 3s to 2s clarence says (21:19): dat question how to ans datf says (21:19): look at the bottomest line u idiot datf says (21:19): spell to me clarence says (21:20): the area under the v-t graph=displacement/distance travelled datf says (21:20): ya la clarence says (21:20): dat means displacement divide dsitance clarence says (21:20): rite? datf says (21:20): wtf clarence says (21:21): ?? clarence says (21:21): rite a not datf says (21:21): no duh
the slash there is so clearly an 'or', and you can think of it as divide, wth.
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lastly i would like to dedicate a song to myself for being sad because of exams.
smells like teen spirit - nirvana
so sad i can't edit the lyrics because they are totally nonsensical. anyway the thing is i can't believe that i would like a rock song, but i think of this song as quite rhythmic.
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Load up on guns Bring your friends Its fun to lose And to pretend Shes overboard Myself assured I know I know A dirty word
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
Im worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
And I forget Just what it takes And yet I guess it makes me smile I found it hard Its hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello (x 16)
With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
the leadership sabbatical wasn't quite fun for those presentation parts. the nicer parts were watching the movie. then the reflections part were the worst because i have nothing to say at all. there goes my ih ace.
well at least it was relatively interesting that we went to the home team academy today, but it's in the retarded... costume, i would say. it's such a drag, luckily it's not a very hot day.
anyway we're going to singapore press holdings tomorrow in that baggy costume again, and dr hon is tagging along lol. oh right, and we have to go to the compulsory cyberwellness talk at 2pm, wearing that costume, and then go for physics extra lesson.
ok, apparently singapore gets its first olympic medal in 48 years after our women table tennis team defeated south korea this afternoon in the team finals. singapore is assured of at least a silver, of course they won't get a gold because the next one they are facing is china. the media would finally stop emphasizing the fact that singapore hadn't got a medal since 48 years ago where we got a weightlifting silver blah blah blah. anyway, congrats to the women table tennis team.
on another note, happy birthday madonna, for turning 50 tomorrow. hope your wish of going into space would succeed.
on yet another note, i got 35/40 for functions and standard graph test. but basket, i got 0.5 marks minused off because my graph was supposedly not big enough. and then another 2 marks was off because i subbed into the most tedious equation 2 instead of equation 1 despite getting the same answer. this is unacceptable.
BASKET! why didn't the school give us national day gift this year?
don't tell me the school so cheapskate this year that they dont even bother to buy mini-clips or three sided highlighter for us. this is terrible. alternatively, daniel siew forgot to place order for the mini-gifts.
the concert is ok. the ncc repeats itself as usual. the band sang songs not related to national day. and 2k has a parody of lord of the flies. and then i-spark was pwning at the NE quiz. they were probably the only team enthu there, slamming the bell desperately. and then mrs chan will always solo in the sing along part.
and then we went to the cathay cineleisure with the hainan students. watched money no enough 2 and it was damn funny. everywhere erp.
and then i go home while the others went on to apple's house to play. then after that clarence told me that chu wei gave him a hug. then he said that he touched her bra and that he should have moved his hands down to squeeze the butt. what a pervert. then he say he thank keith for sitting in another taxi with the boys so that he can sit in another taxi with all the girls. what a pervert.
i think that it is not the teachers that are not good, but the students that sucks. they refuse to pay attention and have to talk with each other. and then me sitting at the back, i would have some difficulty trying to hear the teacher, especially when my hearing already ain't that good. if can, i would try to change my seat to the front next year, hopefully also not where the air-con can freeze me.
lots of time, when the teacher scold a student or confiscates the students belonging, the student would act emo. oh, that's original. you do something wrong and wow you emo there. if you at least pretend you're reflecting instead of emoing, it's more acceptable. and then when the teacher confiscates your stuff, and then you got it back, you will start doing the same thing again and the teacher will confiscate your things again.
and, in fact, with, again, all due respect, to the teachers, and the students, and the staff, i think that, we should really just get rid of the value, joy, in j-tiger, and, make it tiger, with the r, representing values such as, responsibility, respect, and some more values that those students won't abuse.
nowadays, how often do you see the students bow to a teacher when walking past them? very few. and even if they do, it's a nod, not a bow. we no longer have respect for the staff. this is unacceptable.
anyway wishing the teachers a happy teachers day although it's still a month away.
lol i still remember the crap we had last year on giving the teachers various titles. but i think a few are very very deserving, like miss tan for most knowledgeable teacher, and miss tong for most friendly and energetic teacher.
anyway i saw this when i was browsing through lai zhi hao's blog. the girl is insensitive yet funny. and she said "cao ni ma" like she's a slut.
Retest Dedicated to: exams, tests and retests Lyrics edited by: DATF Original song: Amy Winehouse "Rehab"
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come back to school, you'll test, test, test I ain't got the time but if my test score thinks I’m fine Just try to make me go to retest I won’t go, go, go
I’d rather be at class for hours I ain’t got 4 minutes Cos there’s nothing,there's nothing you can teach me That I can’t learn from no one
Didn’t get a lot in class But I know it does come from a noisy class
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come to school, you'll test, test, test I ain't got the time but if my test score thinks I’m fine Just try to make me go to retest I won’t go, go, go
The man said "why you think you here?" I said "for a retest" I’m gonna, I'm gonna take a retest So I always keep my pencil case near He said "I just think you need a retest" This me "Yeah right, and a rest"
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come to school, you'll test, test, test
I don’t ever want to be slack again I just, ooh just need a fiend I’m not gonna spend ten weeks Have everyone think I’m on the end
And it’s not just my bonafide It’s just till these tests have ended
physics made me go for retest i said, "no, no, no" Yes I've been slackin' and when I come to school, you'll test, test, test I ain't got the time but if my test score thinks I’m fine Just try to make me go to retest I won’t go, go, go
dang, im chosen to host the hainan students for next week, and next week got ihc test, ihe test, chem test part (ii), physics spa, chinese common test, and the not important at all icas english. and thursday i can only get to go home at 10pm. interesting, we can see an exhibition for 3+ hours. this means i have to carey my big heavy bag around.
and then for friday, which is national day celebration, my half day off will be spent bringing the hainan visitors around singapore, but then i intend to watch money not enough 2. and then i have to give them a souvenir, which defies my principle of people give me gifts, i don't give people gifts.
looks like i won't have much time to post for next week.
