23. tabloid news
Things to touch on:1. New Tabloid Forum
2. Joyce resigns (The reasons) *exclusive* *feature*
3. Spiderman roams around in school
4. Reasons why I love school
5. Reasons why I hate school
6. Reasons why I like Mr Chua's tuition
1. New Tabloid Forum
We have set up a new tabloid forum exclusively for discussing some affairs:
Link from here. The Tabloid Team awaits your participation.
2. Joyce resigns (The reasons) *exclusive* *feature*
I believe you must have known about the resignation of Miss Joyce Ling already.
Everyone are making wild guesses on why she left. Some say to further her studies while some says pressure from her class, and even pregnancy.
Today we unveil about the truth of Why Did Joyce Resign?
After an interview with her by a reporter, we found out that she resigned because she wants to further her studies, not in history, but in counselling and education.
She also revealed that she only told sec 3H about it. I wonder who is the big mouth in 3H who did that. Let's move on to her form class.
Her form class, as known was taken over by Miss Roselind Mathews, a teacher new to the school also teaching history. She is most likely taking over all of Joyce's class. If you need proof, see
here
3. Spiderman roams around in school
On 25 June, some people, including me, witnessed a horrific sight of a presumed to be sec 3 boy, walking outside the windows (not the corridor, but the side facing the pond). I would like to condemn this dangerous act. No matter what he had dropped there, he shouldn't risk his life to pick it up (not as if it was a US$10million check). What if he trips and fall down the building and die (not that I'm trying to be crude)? Boy, don't think you are Spiderman, ok.
Who knows, he might only be picking up an eraser.
I must admit though, this gave everyone some entertainment.
Also, boy, you are wearing the wrong color shoes.
Spiderman sucks. He teaches people to do wrong things like climbing on the outside of buildings.
*warning: do not try this at all*
4. Reasons why I love school
1. I love to crap with my classmates.
2. I love to hear the teachers crap.
3. I love to see interesting things (eg. Spiderman - refer to 3)
4. I love to hear the teacher scold.
5. I love to walk around the school because the school is big.
5. Reasons why I hate going to school
1. I dislike some of the lessons because it is rather boring.
2. I dislike homework.
3. It is sometimes very hot in the classroom.
4. There are long school holidays, making me forget all the things I learnt and not be able to crap with my friends.
5. It is very hot during flag-raising.
6. Reasons why I like Mr Chua's tuition
1. His lessons are interesting because he craps a lot. Usually for more than 1/2 of the whole 2h lesson.
2. His lessons are extraordinary
Elaboration: He has some classic lessons. He calls them classic lesson when he has a contribution to it.
For example, similar triangles, one of his contribution is the statement: If triangles are similar, put the smaller triangle into the stomach of the bigger triangle. This statement is indeed able to make me understand similar triangles. he also said he has another don't know how many star lesson called 他妈的鸡蛋.
3. He has jackpot machines, table soccer and a lot of fun items in his class.
4. He is good, can make me understand Math and Science.
5. He organises events (eg. table soccer competition, high tea at Goodwood Park)
This is the end of my longest post ever. Remember to join the talk here.
SilverboII
posted by datf @ 6/27/2007 08:51:00 pm
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