Stranger By The Day

The days are getting stranger...


No more 2H02 (*sniff*)..

No more laughing and disturbing each other in class..

And it's getting hotter and hotter in Singapore..

And suddenly there's a sudden influx of chiobus in campus!


It's so perfect timing!

Hot weather + Chiobus = Hot chiobus!
It's not rocket science!

YOOOFOOO!
*Hadogei pelvic thrust*


Just something to keep the spirits up in these emotional times. :'(

I had no idea back then when we were 1G02/2G02 that I was gonna miss so much of our shenanigans and crazy stuff we'd do everyday.

It is only when things change that I start to realize the value of the time we got to spend together...

Laughing..(at Zul pretending to fall in front of some guys hahahahaha classic)

Fighting.. ("why are you jumping on me?!")

Telling ghost stories.. ("wah PIANG EH!")

Cycling.. ("where got sign say cannot cycle in MacRitchie?")

Or disturbing lecturers (TO DO DO DO DO OOOO.... <--Cowboy theme)

*SIGH*

Okay I'm done emo-ing.

Well, not actually. Everyday, I emo inside. :'(

Hahahahaha!


AND NOW.

I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT I SAW.

THAT IS SO OUTRAGEOUS I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT AT FIRST.

IT IS UTTERLY AND EXTREMELY HEART-WRENCHING.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
THIS IS MADNESS!



The vendors should be apprehended and tried as witches.

Rhinoceros Beetle.

Holy Smokes!







Today my Dad caught this and brought it home...much to my dismay.

I don't know why, but I've always been terrified of certain flying insects:

1] Bees because they STING and if you squish one the whole nest comes at you
2] Wasps because they STING repeatedly unlike bees who sting once and die
3] Hornets because they can hoot you with baseball bat....nah they STING and are so friggin' HUGE...it's a psychological kick in the ass!

Everytime any of these jokers fly inside the house, it will be funny and terrifying at the same time. Everyone will siam and dive onto the floor as if got bullet flying overhead hahaha!

However, my number #1 phobia: BEETLES.

Absolutely no idea why. I know they're harmless but there's something about their unruly flight patterns that creep me. Seeing one opening its wing cases before taking flight is already quite disturbing to me haha!

Small one already make me become Commando. This one is freaking HUGE! If it flew around in the house my balls will activate "Terrified Girl Mode".

It's really one badass beetle. Huge, has horns and very shiny. I've always imagined beetles to be in matte black finish.

Coooooool.

*Facepalm*

This morning I was walking back to my house from jogging.

Walk... walk... walk then I saw this potential chiobu (in jogging attire) sitting at a bus stop across the road. Her head was turned away from me.

So I slow down my pace, hoping she turn her head so I can check blind spot.

Just as she turned her head....
I noticed my MP3 player (which was on shuffle mode) was playing "X-Japan - Forever Love".

I saw her face and indeed she was a chiobu!
But somehow the music and shite made that moment so corny I laughed.

I was like "WtF is this HAHAHA!"
LOUDLY.
By myself.

Then she turned and looked at me.... and I was looking at her. And I was laughing at thin air.

Then I look in front, act cool and faster jalan hahaha!