Saturday, January 17, 2009

Did someone leave the fan on?

For those who got nothing to do this weekend....

GO FLY A KITE LA!

No, seriously. These days so windy!

What is up with all that breeze?

It's been a hell of a windy week and I just LOVE IT!

SO COOLING.
HECK YEAH!

The natural aircon really helps for us Ngee Ann students, because we're always scaling hills/mountains on our way to classes.

That's why Ngee Ann students are all fit and healthy!

See Ngee Ann security guards. Always buzzing around with their little club cars. Never climb hills. Some of them lugging huge beer bellies around. Hahaha!

I swear one day I'll hijack one of those and pick up chicks with it. Because women can't resist guys with hot rods. Damn that sounds wrong!


Crap.

Do you guys think I speak too softly? These days when I talk to people they always 'HUH' and show me that I-cannot-hear-you-so-now-my-face-cramped look.

Sometimes I envy those people with naturally loud voices. Some sound like they swallow loud hailer. (Vince's weapon of choice HAHA!)

I must admit sometimes it takes a few attempts before I understand fully what somebody is trying to say.

It's either I can't hear them or my brain still Pentium 2. Most of the time its can't hear them.

I have hearing problem. So please help me and speak up! :)

AND SOME PEOPLE SPEAK DAMN FAST. KNN LIKE MACHINEGUN HAHA!

Some people come to me and out of nowhere, with my attention focused elsewhere, shoot me a question and they ask damn fast. Then I cannot capture what they trying to say which leads to me asking to repeat or me answering with a nonsensical answer.

Waitress: "Would you like chilli or ketchup?"

Me: "Yeah I'd like tea please."

Waitress: "Erm..sorry. Would you like chilli or ketchup?"

Me: Ooooh.... 97459470. I'm so flattered.

Waitress: 0_O ?!

Not a true story of course. But you get what I mean!

Okay okay I'll update more soon!

Monday, January 05, 2009

Skool is Kool!

Heh, first day of school wasn't as bad as I thought it was.

I actually was motivated to learn!

A few months ago the above statement would be complete 100% utter bullshite!

But some things never change....still slipping into deep states of thought.

Like today in class....I was listening and all then suddenly I saw my lecturer's shiny, bald head. Then I keep thinking wow....so reflective.. I wonder if the sun shine on his head can reflect back to a plane or not.. then I thought of how wonderful it will be if the world was powered by solar energy.

Pointless thoughts but at least shows my brain is functioning. :)

THEN THERE'S THAT NEW CANTEEN.

OoOoOoOoOoOoO SUBWAY OOOO SOOO NICE.

Okay I'm jealous coz I can't eat it. :(

But boy was that canteen packed full. Is like Louis Vutton having 99% off sale. Took us quite a while to get everybody comfortably seated.

AND THEN THE FOOD.

There was like 10 shops but only one Halal shop. Al-Qaeda shall be informed of this. Hahaha kidding.

No really, kidding. <_<>_>

But the Subway was really attracting some fine female specimens there, eh chaps?

Feel like working there...
Then everyday see chiobus...
and everyday get footlong hehe!

Hahaha yup....besides the retests, school is cool so far!

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Back to the ol' school

Ladies and gentlemen...

WAKE UP!

School is starting tomorrow.


After 3 weeks of sleeping, cycling, guitar, football and family outings the holidays have finally drawn to a close.

And now 6 weeks of sleeping in class.

Ok la, maybe not.

This semester its time to go Rambo on the pens and pencils.

MUST STUDY.

or else we will all dine in hell at end of semester.
and I heard hell's kopitiam no aircon.

Okay seriously folks. THIS SEM CANNOT SLACK!

Rest assured, I will try my hardest not to slack. :)

Slacking is one thing....studying is another.
Some people can slack in class but go home and study and become Einsteins.
I'm one of those people who slack in class, go home and study and become zombie.

So this sem I will try to stay back in school more often and study and listen in class.
(booooolsheeeet)

*sigh*

Why must the good stuff end so quickly.
R.I.P holidays.

and welcome to the world, school life!

Hmmm... I don't know why but most of the time when I'm in school I feel so cranky sometimes or not feeling myself....and I have yet to find the reason why.

Hope the next few weeks of school will be a happier time for me!

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome back to school.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Five! Four! Three! Two! One!

Happy New Year, folks!

Well, unlike previous "New Years", I actually felt this one!
Three cheers!

Hip, hip..

Ow ow ow my hip.


Ahhh...2009 is here. Only Allah knows what lies in store for me this year.

But it won't hurt to plan!


2009 is definitely the year I'll get my driver's license!

And hopefully Singapore will have a legal race track built by 2010!

Damn, it'll just be awesome:

Friend: "Dan, wanna play soccer on Sunday?"

Me: "Nah, I'll burnin' rubber at THE TRACK."

Friend: "OOOOOOO!"

Hahaha!

See, I even planned the conversations.

Hmmmm...let me see..what else..
Oh.

This year, I wanna try VERY HARD to say "Yes" to more stuff. Like Jim Carrey in "Yes Man".

You know, 2008 has been a lot of 'No" for me.

Danny, wanna play a prank on this guy? No.

Danny, wanna try to do a 'drift' on your bike? No.

Danny, wanna watch this XXX movie? Y...no.

I've been pretty tame last year I think. I just didn't feel like being involved in too many stuff.
But it's a new year and I've been thinking... we're only young for a while.

2009 will be my last year of being a "teenager".

Maybe I should let myself loose just a bit this year.

In a controlled and civilised fashion of course.
That has been the centrepiece of Danny's philosophy of life.

Haha!

I always say to myself "Don't do stupid stuff and you'll be safe". This is my motto in life. And so far it has saved my ass countless times.

"Well, it's pretty obvious!" you say. I agree!

But I have seen people doing stupid stuff sooo many times. Some got away and some didn't.
And I did a lot of stupid stuff as well.

This year, more thinking shall be done before actions are taken/words are spoken! That's my New Year's resolution.

But sometimes I find myself thinking so much, I forget to talk. Haha!

More talking shall be done then!

Ahhhh...that's the beauty of it.

New Year, new beginning, new opportunities.

Cheers!