Friday, November 28, 2008

Danny's Life Rant 28112008

It's been a week overdue but...
My beloved Arsenal has done it again.

They've lost. BADLY!

3 - 0 against Manchester City. The only consolation here is that it's "City" and not "United".

I was watching that match...and after Robinho chipped over Almunia, I switched off the telly. I couldn't watch anymore.

And boy am I glad I DID "leave the match" at 2 - 0. Because after that it became 3 - 0!

We had a huge one up the arse!
OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.


Next game is a London derby against our blue rivals Chelsea. All I'm hoping is for Arsenal to score. Coz they've not been doing so for the past two ( EPL ) games!

As I type this, I'm seething inside at what a f***ed up position we are in now!

On the bright side, CESC IS NOW CAPTAIN OF ARSENAL.
I wonder if he can finally attain his bankai.

ALL HAIL FABREGAS TAI-CHOU!


Okay let's have a break from footie posts.


Man....life has been topsy-turvy lately.

One day I'm so hyper and positive and the next day..
BOOM.
I'm all tired, pessimistic, fatigued and moody.

Lotsa things have happened since the last post of course.

I got off from a nasty stomach flu. STOMACH FLU is damnnnnnnn sian.

It all started with a fever....and then lotsa stomach cramps and then....

*shivers*

DIARRHOEA A.K.A LAO SAI!

Really.
That few days I bomb the toilet non-stop! I think I bomb so much until my throne got my bootylicious assprint.

Bloody hell stomach flu.

This month there's seriously more woe and joy for me.

I think the worst is..

My CBR1100XX (hahaha) is stuck at Yew Tee MRT station!

A few weeks ago I was trying to unlock my bike so I can ride home...
And the key broke into half as I turned it!
KNNBCCB!

So now the only thing separating me from cycling is a stupid pink lock!

PINKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
AIYA SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NAK MAMPOS #$(#$&#$&# you know.

Nowadays, I also no mood to go to school.
Dunno why, but sometimes I feel soooo lazy to haul my ass to school.
But thanks to my friends who never fail to make me laugh, I keep coming.

And then there's my IS.

It's nothing much really...just a few communication problems and team-mates moving at different speeds.

But really it's been screwing with my mind. I have to admit.

We were moving at average speed....then BANG suddenly we are chionging and kancheonging around! Hahahaha!

To my dear friend: I know that settling stuff A.S.A.P is good...especially this kinda stuff. But your approach arh...is so stressed-filled and you really make us feel like we gonna die! Haha really.

Please, please, please, please take it easy! Your stressness for this is contagious...you make us feel pressured for a little stuff also!
I appreciate your initiative, steadfastness....but let's do this thing in a stress-free environment, yeah?

THUMBS UP! :)

Phew....

Life has been a downhill roller coaster ride these few weeks for me. Most things are not going right at the moment.

Only Allah Almighty knows what and when things will go uphill again!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Gooner's Rant 15112008

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DEI. WTF IS THIS DA?!

Beat Man U.
And then lose to Aston Villa?

**** our consistency!

#$(#%*#*#$&#$^@(%&;!!!

Great save from Manuel though! If it wasn't for his save, the score would've been 3 - 0 and that translates to "had it up the arse".

I guess punters will be staying far, far away from Arsenal matches.
The saying "The ball is round. Anything can happen." is especially true in Arsenal matches so far.

Next match against Man City. Away.

Don't make any bets!

Saturday, November 08, 2008

GOONER'S JOY 08112008

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Arsenal 2 - 1 Manchester United.

At the Emirates.

After a disappointing draw at Fenerbache, loss at Stoke City and Hull...
Who would have thought we'd beat the Red Devils on a rampage?

But we did.


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C'MON YOU GUNNERS!
ON TO THE NEXT GAME!
AND WIN IT!

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Gooner's Rant 02112008

Firstly, I'll begin with a nice big..

WTF.

Lose to Fulham, draw to Sunderland, lose to Hull, draw to a lousy Spurs and now lose against Stoke City.

Stoke ****in' City.

These are the kinda teams we should be raking in maximum points for!

Lose at the EMIRATES to HULL CITY? Seriously, that night I fell a bit queasy after the match.

And now we lost to STOKE CITY of all people. Our downfall?

****IN' LONG THROWS?
**** THE DEFENCE, MAN!

What good is our attractive football when we have a leaky defence and TONS of chances created going either to the sky or the crowd?

WHY ARE THE PROMOTED SIDES OWNING OUR ASSES?
THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
THIS IS MADNESS.

I feel like kicking some Arsenal players down a well.

Like Robin van Persie.

ROBIN, ROBIN. You are one of my favourite players but you REALLY shouldn't have done what you did to Sorensen.

We could have used your help in the last few minutes.

One Arsenal player that drives me nuts on a regular basis is Emmanuel Adebayor.
He's not what I call a "clinical finisher". Eduardo is one. Not Ade. Yet!

*SIGH*

You know what I miss?

Goals from outside the box. These kinda goals can change games.

We used to have players like Dennis Bergkamp, Robert Pires and Thierry Henry. These guys have scored a fair bit of goals from long range.

Look at us now. Who are our sharpshooters?!
Cesc, where'd you leave your shooting boots from last season?!

Instead of dishing out long range goals, it appears we keep falling victim to them..... and all make us lose/draw!

I remember a few...

Essien's goal at Stamford Bridge that ended up a draw..
Anelka's goal at the Reebok that ended up in a lost..
McCarthy's goal in the FA Cup that knocked us out..

and more recently..

Geovanni's goal against us at the Emirates!
Bentley's and Jenas' goal against us last Wednesday!

This season, I only hope Nasri and Rosicky can bring us goals from midfield...along with Cesc.
Or else, we die.
If we rely on Ade alone to get us goals!

Oh yeah another thing.

WtF is up with the suayness in the Stoke City game?!

We lost Ade, Theo and Robin at one shot!

Who the hell are we gonna play as attack next week against Man U?

I think the way we are playing we should try formation
6 - 3 - 1 or 9 - 1 - 0

Try to concede as least goals against Man U as possible.
*dulan*

But somehow, I still have faith in this Arsenal team.
Look at our Champs League form.

Case close.