Pulau Ubin Trip!

Today, my NP class (or at least half of it) went to Ubin to cycle!

I shall document our adventure.....with pictures!

Coz pictures are worth a thousand words!

Which means I can type less!

WARNING: LOTSA PICTURES AHEAD! IF YOU ARE USING PENTIUM 2 AND BELOW I HIGHLY ADVISE YOU TO...

Get a new comp?

But seriously, lagging ahead!





Okay here we go!

Setting off for Ubin..




BUT THEN A FREAK TSUNAMI WIPED US...just kidding. Calm seas ahead!




Your typical kampung pond/lake!




Ubin's view of the mainland..




And then I went scuba-diving and....argh stupid reflections.




Horseshoe crabs look nothing like horseshoes....or crabs.




At mah crib', yo!




I stood straight and took this picture of the guys.




We got a free show from the Black Knights, making a heart shape.




Then they tried to draw my dick, but there wasn't enough sky so they gave up.




A wooden fence is all that keeps us away from sharks, sea-bears and sea-rhinoceroses.




Then we encountered these ferocious meat-eating creatures of doom.




Awwwww.....baby rabbit!




Have you ever wondered where Sesame Street characters go on vacation? Wonder no more.




An emo beach picture of a wheel.




Then it was time to go home. :(




Byebye Pulau Ubin. See you soon!




The band of brothers.




They save the world before bedtime.




The whole group!




Hope more people will go next time. Or maybe I can go with another group!

That's all for tonight CIAO!

Antz In Me Pantz

Oooooh boy do I hate ants in the house.

They are just so farked up.


I thought I killed em' all off a few months ago or so (with ant poison!)...

And now those farkin' critters are back.


Some time back, they made me wanna dedicate my life to making ants extinct.

There was once I ate some fish and chips and left half on the table for later.
I didn't know there were any ants around.

Few hours later, I came back, so very hungry and looking forward to a meal of fish and chips.

BUT THE FARKIN' ANTS GOT TO IT FIRST!
THEY RAVAGED MY HALF-EATEN FISH AND CHIPS.


I was so angry I grabbed the vacuum cleaner at 10pm+ and sucked the bastards up.
Then I found a hole where they came from.

So I plugged the hole with super glue and made Yo Momma jokes at em'.

Then I put ant poison on the other ant trails. The next morning, I found ant corpses everywhere.

I waged war against the ants, and I won. A million to one.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

That is how I became Peanut the Destroyer II.


How lucky of them they took my fish and chips.

Had they swarmed over my cup of Milo..

They would have "unleashed the fockin' fury!" HAHA. (Thanks, Yngwie Malmsteen)

I hope there's no ant-lovers reading this post.

Now, they apparently have regrouped and are crawling all over the kitchen.

BRING IN ON, FELLAS.
I'm gonna spend some time finding new and fun ways to massacre them.
A mini-flamethrower perhaps?
Muahahaha!

Maybe you're thinking....WtF this crazy arse angry over ants on his fish and chips.

I was hungry! You won't like me when I'm hungry.

BrB inventing anti-ant weapons.

Oh My Gosh, I'm Studying!

I can't believe it.

I'm doing the impossible!

The thing I've been struggling to do since secondary school.

The thing that could have landed me in a better position!

And I'm doing it!

I've tried so many times in the past, but failed on each occasion.

Everytime I'm doing it, I pinch myself and I don't wake up!

Because it's bloody real!

I am doing it!

Somebody call NASA, I think the stars just aligned!

February 2008, I gotta remember this.

Oh My Gosh, Danny's studying!

*calls NASA*