And....We're Back In It Again....

Hey everyone!

So how's everybody coping with school now? =D

Well, as with every half of the year....I've changed a bit from the holidays..

Plus one extreme change.

I LOVE MATHS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

E Maths to be exact. After that ruffian A Maths got taken care of by the authorities, I'm finally free to roam the streets. ( Read entry on February 04 )

Now, I wish every lesson was Maths. =.=

We had an E Maths test today...I managed to do most of it. Eric said if I did it faster, I could check my answers for mistakes..

Eric didn't tell me what to do if my brain was a big, red slug. :(

So Eric, if you happen to be reading this, tell me. :(

So.....enough about Maths.. (heehee, not really)

How about some sad news? :(

Mr Aaron Yang, 4/6's [ex-] P.E Teacher is leaving Unity to pursue a career in engineering. :( (I can almost hear some female screaming)

That's what I heard from our [current] P.E Teacher Mr. Azman. Who loves to wear Chelsea and Arsenal jerseys. I hope he doesn't make the fatal mistake as to wear them both at the same time. Everyone knows a Chelsea jersey will burn on contact with an Arsenal jersey.

In fact, everyone knows (original) Arsenal jerseys have magical properties. It has been known to cure fever, colds, coughs, sore throats etc. Everyone knows Arsenal jerseys are effective aphrodisiacs, anti-insomniacs, stress-relievers etc.

They also make good contraceptive devices...you just have to be wearing one.

Too bad people take them off when having....

OFF TOPIC ALERT!

Meanwhile, Man U jerseys have been known to give off lethal levels of radiation. After months of exposure, such radiation may degenerate brain cells and cause permanent sterilisation of the wearer, as the radiation kills sperms instantly and melts the BaLLz. Usually, victims are blissfully unaware of their condition...till after the wedding ceremony.

I wish I had warned my elder brother about this earlier. :(
Abang, if you're reading this....I'm sorry. :(

Oh...and er....Kendrick....

Nevermind. ^o^

So......enough about jerseys and back on school...

So that day we had P.E....the girls were playing softball so we men went off and played FOOTY! YAY! *hops in delight*

It was all laughter....and guess who the top scorer was? ^o^

No, really. Guess.

It was.....

TEO HUEI A.K.A MIROSLAV KLOSE. He scored 3 goals...pro in Maths and pro in football...my bloody role model man!

Me? Me arhh?

I tio pwned by Nat and Kai Lian. :( But lucky we got Kenneth A.K.A Ashley Cole. His left-foot rocks, man!

Don't forget Derek A.K.A Steven Gerrard. His goals from midfield, absolutely superb.

Zi Qian (sp?) A.K.A Tomasz Kusczcak was again excellent in goal...he's the living proof that having small eyes doesn't mean he can't see everything.

Zhe Song A.K.A Aaron Lennon was effective on the flanks, setting up two goals in two matches. ^o^ Size does not matter for this lil' guy. *pinches cheek*

Wen Jie A.K.A David Thompson was all over midfield...relentlessly winning back possession...has good tactical play as well. The result of combining excellent chess-playing with physical football.

Ven Ling A.K.A MaoMao had a silky performance, a striker and midfielder combo who has an eye for a tackle but slow in running back in defence...must be all that hair weighing him down. :) MEOW!

Jun Hong A.K.A The White Sissoko conducted the midfield like it was electricity. A highly versatile player, good on both feet. When combined with Wen Jie creates an almost inpenetrable defence. And a very LONG chess game.

Patrick A.K.A David James with many stunning saves, using all limbs to parry incoming shots. An amazing presence in goal albeit a few mistakes. Heck, who doesn't make any? Calamity Patrick? :)

Maurice A.K.A The Omnipotent doesn't have limits. Striker, midfielder, defender...he's jack of all trades, master of none. He was even a keeper for a single game, with a brilliant performance, stringing many saves, one in where he almost religiously blocked a scorcher with his NUTS. Good on ya, mate!

Lopez A.K.A Frank Lampard always seeking the ball to put it in the net with a predatory strike from distance. Also very keen in winning possession, this midfield master is one for the books.

If there ever is an inter-class soccer tournament, 4/6 will be hot favourites, no doubt. :)

A Quiz.

It seems that a certain soul named "Wheelphred" has arrowed me to do a quiz. ^-^

Very well then. :)

7 Random Facts About Me

1) I'm a big perfectionist.
2) I have a mobile phone but I BARELY touch it.
3) I like staring out the window and having random thoughts.
4) I used to be FAT. (Somewhere between Primary 3 - 4, bad times)
5) I held the record of shortest in class for two years. (Primary 5 - 6)
6) I once ran into a glass sliding door. RAN. It hurt. ALOT.
7) Everytime I go out, I have an urge to make a fool out of myself and entertain people. =.=

7 Things That Scare Me

1) The power of the Almighty.
2) Beetles. (especially when they're flying)
3) Maths O'Levels. :(
4) Not being able to play football. :(
5) Some girls. :(
6) Movie theaters. :(
7) Flying on commercial airplanes. :(

7 Random Music At The Moment

1) Avenged Sevenfold - Blinded In Chains
2) Avenged Sevenfold - Remenissions
3) Coldplay - Fix You
4) Sonata Arctica - Full Moon
5) Sonata Arctica - Wolf and Raven
6) Stratovarius - Black Diamond
7) Racer X - Technical Difficulties

7 Things I Saw Most

1) My footballs.
2) My computer screen.
3) My Maths books. :)
4) My television.
5) Rainclouds.
6) An AK-47 on the left corner of my screen. :)
7) Blackness. (Sleeping, heehee..)

7 Things I Like Most

1) FOOTBALL.
2) MILO.
3) Talking crap.
4) Acting cute.
5) Acting cool.
6) Being lame.
7) Brightening somebody's day up. :)

7 People To Do This

If you wanna do this, just prompt me to edit this space with your wonderful and blessed name. :)

Shopping Spree!

Here's a fact about myself: I don't like to go out.

The last movie I watched? Harry Potter.
The last I've been downtown with friends? Wilfred's birthday a year ago.

So that explains my lack of fashion sense..(yep, football jerseys are SO fashionable)

If you placed me in Orchard Road without a map, I WILL be lost. REALLY. The only place I know how to go to is the Famous Amos shop at John Little. (Just follow the smell.)

How about another fact? Even my GRANDMA has been to Orchard Road more than me. Lie, I do not.

On Friday, I, Dan the Modern Caveman, officially went to Orchard Road with my family for a shopping spree. (Grandma included) Great Singapore Sale what.

We went to Takashimaya (SP?) first. Holy shit! The lights, the people, the noise..and not to mention the CHIOBUS. ARHHHHHH. I need to go out more.

While my relatives were busy picking out items to buy, I blurred my way around a bit...and it was a cheapskate's nightmare. BELTS GOING FOR $178? And they were on discounts!

"Great Singapore Sale" my ass!

Went to check out the toy department. 8 years ago, I would have gone, "OMG I WANT THIS, I WANT THIS" but now, it's...

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

BUT, I went to the kitchen utensils department, AND BOY WAS IT FUN.

Knives, whisks, pizza-cutters, can openers! ZomG it was the bomb. Man, you guys should have seen the new coffee makers. They have little whirlpools in them! I bet I could make good Milo in that! And how about the washing machines? More buttons, more fun.

*sigh* I wish I had those in my cave right now.

Finally after that, we went to the sports department. My FAVOURITE department.

Boots! What will I ever wear without boots? (probably my old pair of slippers which were so worn out, they once made me skate 6 metres down a wet pavement on a rainy day, much to my embarrassment) I just love laying my eyes on all the new boots. They're all so shiny and have such cool designs...if only they were attached to my feet..SO NEAR, YET SO FAR. *cries*

Jerseys! What will I ever wear without jerseys? (besides my Eagle T-Shirt) They were selling mostly International jerseys....the Spain one was quite purdy. Nope, no Arsenal jerseys. *cries*

Footballs! What will I ever kick besides a football? (probably Kendrick's ass) Yes, the sight of balls make my feet itchy. Nothing turn me on better than balls. I love all kinds of balls. Size 1 to 5 balls, doesn't matter. I kick all balls. Ahh...balls.
A big part of my everyday life. *happy* (I urge you, please stabilize your mind)

Oh yeah, I saw this World Cup Adidas ball....gold in colour. It was supposed to be the match ball for the World Cup Final...and it was going for a spine-tingling, wallet-burning, parent-screeching, eye-popping, heart-stopping, credit-card-slashing $189.00. Just for a ball. I could go watch the Final with that kind of money.

And for those of you who think that's reasonable, I don't mind belated birthday gifts....*WINK* *WINK* ^o^

After that it was all boring.....an eternity later, they finished shopping and we all went home. Strangely, the cars were flying and there were robots sweeping the floors. And I thought I saw a space-station up in the sky. Some people were pointing at us, wailing, "HAHA, WHEELS".

We reached home after sundown....I shaved off my beard and proceeded back into my cave to play with my newly-acquired kitchen utensils.

What a day!