Total Dumbness.

Earth: Earth to Dan, do you read?

Dan: DUHHH.......UHHH....*drools*

Yep....that's what's happening in my brain.

Today, I have taken Dumb to a whole new level.

Ok, three things.


1) I was buying a cup of Milo from the vending machine. I hated how the ice made the Milo taste like plain water. So, I put another 50 cent coin in and pressed the "Without Ice" button before pressing the Milo button. But still, the machine persisted and gave me the drink with ice. I was like so angry. And then I read the words on the machine button. It said "Iced Milo".

2) The time was 2:50pm. I was already 5 minutes late for my Humanities AEP. Fortunately, I saw a group of friends going for AEP. I followed them, but my file and pencilbox was in the class so I returned to the classroom. I grabbed the things and ran back, to find that the guys weren't there anymore. I panicked, of course, coz I had no idea where the heck did they go to. Upstairs or downstairs? I searched for 30 minutes, didn't find the bloody place. A plus: I got a slight headache from the fickleness.


3) A week ago, I was eating at KFC. Didn't manage to finish the whipped potato, so I kept it in my bag, which was later stowed away in the cupboard. Fast forward to this week. Case closed. =)

Can somebody please tell me, am I really, really blur or am I really, really dumb?

Or both?

My brain has really gone terribly slower than usual!

I really take some time now to get what people are trying to say to me. Add lots of earwax to that and you have ME. Can't hear, can't understand. Here's an example of this strange phenomena.

Friend: Hey, have you done your homework?

Dan: Huh?

Friend: Have you done your homework?!

Dan: Oh....sure, ok.

Friend: =.=||

Ok....that's all I have. My brain's about to explode in a fiery torrent of stupidity.

Mistaken Identity.

*COUGH* *COUGH* *SNEEZE*

OH MY GOODNESS.

How did this get in here?

*pushes huge mountain of dust aside*

HEY PEOPLE.

Surprised?!

That should be the longest lay-off I ever had in my history of blogging. I had ABSOLUTELY nothing to write about.

But now I have. =)

I was quite shocked today to find out from my sister that her friends told her they saw me....ON THE NEWSPAPER. (The Malay one, sorry)

She described a picture of me holding a ball and a headline that read (in Malay): "Football Crazy".

I immediately crapped in my pants and rushed off to my Grandma's to find that elusive copy of Friday's "Daily News".

Frantically, I ripped and shredded my way through the pages, and I finally found it.

The headline said: "Football Ghost"

"Group of youngsters taking part in this competition".

And in that group of youngsters..there was this particular guy...

"Danial Mohd Shah, 16 years of age, Unity Secondary School.

WAIT A MINUTE.

The picture.....that's not me.
And I have NEVER seen that guy in my 4 years in Unity.

So...anyone who has answers....please DO NOT hesitate to report to me. =)

And those who thought they saw me in the newspaper, OPEN YOUR EYES WIDER PUH-LEEZE.


I would like to thank these people for this content:

1) My sister. (for making me crap in my pants)
2) My sister's friends. (for giving me that warm, fuzzy feeling)
3) My Grandma. (for that newspaper)
4) My pants. (for keeping the crap in)
5) My mom. (for washing that pair of pants)
6) My dignity. (for staying intact)

Anyway, I'm gonna find this guy. Secondary 4 and from Unity? Sounds like me...but I'll never know. Weird to be living among a copy of the same name. =)


So...on the other side of Highbury...



ARSENAL BEAT LIVERPOOL, TWO GOALS TO ONE!

Two for our wonderful Captain, Thierry Henry! *sniff* Too bad I won't get to play alongside him at Highbury. =(

Maybe at the Emirates Stadium. =)

Though, I do feel a lil' sad for the opposing captain, Steven Gerrard. He kinda created the goal for Liverpool...and then put a winning goal on a plate for Arsenal with his wonderful DEFENCE-SPLITTING through-ball. That farking annoying Luis Garcia scores AGAIN....with the SAME style. Rebound off a Lehmann save, and there he is being a *COUGH* DARYL *COUGH* and INADVERTENTLY heading the ball home.

I AM NOT joking. =)


And away from Highbury to the streets of North London.....


Went to school today at around 8:45am for some things at school. Had M.T extra lessons for 3 hours (GOOD).

Lesson ended at 12 noon....fooled around with the Sphere-O-Fun for an hour while practicing my commentating skills for about an hour.

1pm...Physics extra lesson. (BAD) To be honest, I heard NOTHING. One-and-a-half hours just sprouted wings and flew away. >.< Yeah, quite a fraction of us were either dozing off, talking or staring blankly into space.


And that's all we have for today's section of LAME LIFE OF DAN. Updates incoming this week. After I clean up this dusty ol' Hangout.