"The History Of The 'F' Word"

Hello there!

I'm not keeping my blog up-to-date yet again. =))

Partly because I'm rushing Additional Maths to prepare for the upcoming examinations. =((

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words of the English language today is the word - ****.

Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'F', **** is the only word that is referred to as "The 'F' Word". It's the one magic word..... Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

****, as most words from the English language, is derived from German, the word "Frichen", which means "to strike". In English, **** falls in too many dramatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance - "John ****ed Shirley."

As an intransitive verb - "Shirley ****s."

It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as:
"John's doing all the ****ing work."

As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks too ****ing much."

As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley, is ****ing beautiful!"

As a noun:
"I don't give a ****."

As part of a word:
"Abso-****ing-lutely!"
OR
"In-****ing-credible."

And, as almost every word in a sentence:
"**** the ****ing ****ers!"

Many realize that there aren't too many words with the versatility of the word '****', as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud:
"I got ****ed in the used car lot."
Dismay:
"Awww, **** it."
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really ****ed now."
Aggression:
"Don't **** with me, buddy!"
Difficulty:
"I don't understand this ****ing question."
Inquiry:
"Who the **** was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like with the **** that's going on here."
Incompetence:
"He's a ****-off!"
Dismissal:
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.......with all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character, IMMEDIATELY.

Say it loudly and proudly -

**** You!

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TEENAGE ANGST

The moment you've all been waiting for has come!

I HAVE CHANGED THE BLOGSKIN.
Ok maybe it's not that anticipated. =))

That A7x skin was gettin on my nerves coz the main picture won't show up, and I guess it was getting way old.

Kudos to the person who suggested to me this skin. (You should know who you are) =D

As with all holidays, I've been spending mine quite wastefully. Been rotting at home since the dawn of time (Heehee). Lounging around, doing next to nothing, having my eyes glued to the monitor...yep...boring holiday. Before the holidays, I talked about working harder and rushing Maths TYS....talked about doing homework first thing in the holidays. I can talk the talk but I definitely can't walk the walk (what the heck am I saying). When it comes to work, assortments of bullshit makes its way out from my mouth.

I'm getting dangerously bored of home and school...I wish to go somewhere else, preferably overseas and just relax or get myself excited (Yes, I'm talking both ways).

I'm sick of teenage problems. Maybe I should do a research on it or something. Depression, love, school, fall-outs with parents and friends...just a few examples. I know we sometimes can't get away without succumbing to at least one of them. However, that does not give you the excuse to just lay down and weep. Depressed? Take a walk, relax, sleep it out even. I REALLY HATE people who go taking knives and sorts and go of self-mutilating. How the f*** does cutting your wrist area heal the pain? It creates more pain. Don't bullshit with me about not understanding. I don't think there's a scientific explanation that physically damaging yourself can help relieve pain of the heart. F*** off. While you're at it why don't you cut off your balls and spoon your eyeballs out too. I'm sure you'll forget your depression, fast.

Ah, the sweet teenage life. This is also the time when this word "love" becomes important. Everyone will go around grooming at every opportunity. And I mean it. Everywhere. I've seen some guys fixing their hair in a soccer game. I've seen some girls exploiting every reflective surface they can find to search for a fault on their heads. There was once when I asked this guy to pass my bottle to me in the courts, but a group of girls came approaching and he took a while to fix up his hair, stare at the girls like a chimpanzee and then turn back to me to pass my bottle. Since when was appearance more important than helping your fellow human? "LIFEGUARD, HELP I'M DROWNING". "Alright, hang on! Oooh. Pretty scantily-clad women. *fixes hair, cakes up to show off non-existant six-pack*

Back to the topic of this "love" thing. Everybody would be busy searching for that "perfect person in their life". Or like how some lovesick girls would put it, their "Prince Charming". No, we males don't like to use those type of terms. Unless that "male" has a testicle missing. Here's the good news to everyone: All of you will find love one day. You will. Trust me. Unless you're a universal bitch/bastard who makes a wildebeest look like Maria Sharapova. This is the bad news: It takes time. When it takes time, it takes patience too. A little effort and a lil' bit of luck will help a bit, but it definitely takes some waiting. If you're the direct type however, you can go with the all-out attack and tell every girl you like "I love you, can you be my stead". Let's see how many girl palms land on your face and how many times your ass gets kicked by angry boyfriends. I know it's hard on us, not to find a suitable partner as this time but it's COMPLETELY NORMAL. YES, IT'S TRUE. IT'S QUITE NORMAL IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND IN SECONDARY SCHOOL. IT'S OKAY. YOU ARE NOT AN ABOMINATION, YOU ARE NOT HATED. IT'S JUST NOT YOUR TIME TO SHINE. You are bound to like someone really much this stage, but if there's no love between you two, then forget it and live life. No reason for you to go around saying "*sigh* I'm so lonely and depressed coz I don't have a girlfriend and everybody seems to have one". Let me put it this way: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. They all have their own problems to deal with.

Teens get depressed real easy I guess. As a teen myself, I admit. I used to be as down as a power line on a hot day. Now, I've realized I can't succeed in the love sector for now so I'm done getting depressed and I just FORGET. It's not impossible. I used to think it's impossible. Maybe I got some help but I did it. You can too. You just need to face facts, accept truths and be yourself. Teens do the weirdest and dumbest of things in depression. They cut wrists (as mentioned), they sniff glue (WtF these guys are really dumb), they smoke their asses off (they got teeth yellower than Huanghe). Some milder cases will try to put off or publicise they depression-centres on MSN nicks and Friendster accounts. (I've seen enough "I mishh euuu"s and "I lurbb euuu"s to forget how to spell) Yes, yes, very cute spelling. At least these people aren't as bad.

It's 1am and I'm not thinking of hitting the sack at all. I'm in the process of drawing a comic (in planning stages) so if you have any good suggestions, just tell me and I'll try my best to turn around. Now I'm gonna proceed to doodle till death. HAVE A GOOD DAY. ^-^

I can't resist a Kendrick ending.

>What goes out of Kendrick's mouth is disastrous. It can make people angry, cry, laugh whatever. On the other hand, what goes into Kendrick's mouth is even more disgusting. It's long, it's more often than not hairy, it's full of veins........<

The Future Is Gonna Strike Soon

Hey, everyone!


I am very nervous right now.

1. The damned End-Of-Year examinations are dangerously near!
2. I've not started studied for the aforementioned.
3. The fasting month is coming in a month's time!
4. I'm still very, very hungry!
5. Laziness threatens to lead me to failure.
6. The O-Levels are crawling closer and faster.

Fortunately, I do have some things to look forward to.

1. One fine week of holidays next week!
2. Which gives me opportunities to study, relax, play some footy.
3. Fasting month = Month of limited physical activity but increased mental and religious activity
4. What comes after Ramadhan? HARI RAYA PUASA.
5. Everyday is a chance to improve!

Man, do I sound like a fark.

A lot of things has happened since the last update.....Teacher's Day being the latest one.

Didn't go back to my primary school coz I didn't feel like it....Quite sad. *sigh*

On the plus side, I'm now in North London in a hotel near Highbury! Gonna meet my former team-mates I played with at what I could call "Primary Education" level. =)) Very excited....maybe I'll even get to meet Thierry later!!! ARGH!

The computer here is damned fast too!

If you're smart, you will know of something.

That's all I have to say for today....It's 3pm right now here...It should be about 11pm over there. Coming back tomorrow!

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