Wednesday, 16 February, 2005

[Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down....like toy soldiers. Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win, but the battle wages on......for toy soldiers....] Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem - Encore

I can't believe this. Another boring week. Everything's just wrong. To me.


Lucky for me, there's a lot to cheer me up this week. Arsenal thrashed the **** outta Crystal Palace 5-1, Henry scoring 2 and setting up 2! When he scores 1, many more will follow. Beware Chelsea and Man U, you are looking right into the Arsenal cannon barrel.

Also, I have found a way to exert more power on striking the ball while shooting....so now I have solved my "Power not curl" theory! I read on the newspaper about Roberto Carlos' "falling leaf effect" freekick technique. I wanna try this. Get ready, guys.

Sorry, this is boring, my dearest readers. But right now, I feel f-ed up.

So there I was walking down the street and this damned bag of mine slowing me down. It's like carrying a boulder around, man! Can't stand it, gotta put it down. Ah, that felt real good. I sat there like a few minutes, barbequed by the scorching Sun, as if Singapore weren't any hotter. "It doesn't get any hotter than this...." Wiping the ever-flowing perspiration from my face, I got up and continued on this meaningless journey. What am I doing here anyway? Cursing my way to a few steps forward, something caught my beady eyes. A glitter in the bushes. "Oooh, whatever could it be?" Thanks to my overwhelming curiousity, I threw the hell of a backpack down and ran to the recent attraction. Goodness me! It's......it's beautiful.

As my eyeballs followed its every movement, I fell in love with it. So gorgeous. So picturesque. My legs were now jelly. Soon, I fell flat forward, engulfed in a feeling I have never felt before. "Must have......IT". (Don't get the wrong idea guys). Yes, it's true that I really, really wanted it badly. But how to get it, I never did get to figure out. In the cover of the bushes, I trailed That Thing. I kept following it till pushed a door in. As the door followed to collide with my empty head, I looked up. Oh no. There, on the door, was a symbol of a person. It had a head, two arms, a body, a skirt and two legs. Below it was the word "Ladies". Damn it! I shook my head. Hmmmm. Should I go in? Wait, gotta get my bag before some bastard steals it.

(To be continued when I feel like it)

>If you don't get what I am trying to say, ask. Like the great Arul will say: Ask, and Thou shall be enlightened.<

Friday, 4 February, 2005

[When I look into your eyes, there's nothing there to see.... Nothing but my own mistake, staring back at me.....] P5hng Me Aw*y - Linkin Park - Reanimation

Woah it's February already.......almost two months from our last class chalet....(I wonder when's the next 2/8-(2004) chalet...) Well, once again times flies past very fast so hold on tight we're gonna hit cold water ( O-Levels ) soon.....

Today was a good day.

I don't know what is happening to me but I am so attracted to Maths right now....... currently on chapter 2 of E Maths book ( The one about indices blah blah ) I like the way Ms Pok teaches us. She explains to us bit by bit and then she prepares some question on the board for some people to come out and do. Then she hands a randomly-picked person to take an ice-cream stick out of a box and on the ice-cream stick itself is the register number of the very unlucky bloke who is gonna haul his or her ass up there to do a question and that person gets to take a stick out too and another victim of misfortune will have to ooze out to the board and scribble answers and it goes on and on. See? We can have a thrill while learning Maths. Fun! (Please kiss me if you think otherwise).

CME aiyah nothing to say.

JA RULE. Ask us to write a rap about chapter 6 of Biology (Digestion etc). At first Aaron write but withdraws it coz according to him, it "sucked bad". Then poor ol' Ji Qian had to write....and he wrote good. So we went on "stage" and performed and it "sucked bad". By the way, Mark's Elmo is nice to torture.

Recess is the worst. Unknowingly, I sat on a shitload of birdcrap and it stained all over my then smelly uniform (the stench of it melted my nose) and I walked around like an idiot with a "kick me" sign behind. Oh yeah, some people's Ewwwwwing and Eeeeeeeing didn't help at all.

Geography lesson was another slumber party with Natty, Wei Arng, Dallas and Daryl but sadly Mrs Siva asked Daryl to stand outside because she caught him vibrating vigorously (stop that pervertic laughter of yours).

English lesson was great! Good ol' Miss Seah gave me permission to change to P.E T-Shirt to prevent further Ewwwwwing and Eeeeeeing from people. Thank goodness for kind people. Then we went to the Cyber-Centre (or G-Lab or whatever shit name Nathan thinks up to give to facilities in the school.) Then Aaron the Funnyman strikes again LOL. He kept searching for pictures of random people go type people's names. Our group is lucky to have him around.

After school, play soccer for 15 mins then go Friday prayers then come back at 2:00pm played more soccer. Very strange thing happened. Nat rammed the ball to a door labelled "Hosereel something something" near the D and T room on the first floor then I think he accidentally set off the fire alarm LOL. Then we all clap at him for his wonderful shooting skills Haha congrats Natty on your achievement! Then Charlotte go and kick the ball to the roof then Kendrick and him got help from a school janitor to retrieve the ball. LoL otherwise, Charlotte will have to pay me $15 for a replacement ball ( SOCCER BALL, mind you).

>The best thing that ever happened to me, is you.<