Nancy, back with a Vengeance!

After my old video host deleted the previous clips, I've added new clips to show you Nancy Lam in ACTION!



I can't resist. She's too funny. Who you ask? Nancy Lam of course! Again, Nancy Lam is the cooking extraordinaire and man-eater that our dear country exported to the UK, together with her Ghanaian Husband/Slave. You can catch her in action on channel 5 on weekdays 1230 PM, she will take you on a journey of oriental cookery! NANCY STYLE! HWAH HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!

Sorry for the poor quality videos, they are actually videos of the TV taken with my camera. Hee.
Note: After my image host cracked up, my video host deleted my files! Crap! So sorry.

"...aren't they (the hapless fishmongers) good looking... as good looking as my fish..."

Ben gets a tongue-lashing. No, not the fun kind.

Nancy manhandles Ang Moh and sexually violates him.

But here's a new range of videos that do work

The intro. Watch out for the pineapples.

Nancy goes gaga over coconuts.

"Nancy's Boat Trip", the same one she made to procure her Ghanaian Husband/Slave?

One of my favourite lines of hers is during one of the endings. The running convention is that she tells (commands at the threat of death, really) her husband to say good bye to the viewers and he would say goodbye in a different language everytime.

For example,
NANCY: Say goodbye Ben!
BEN: 再见.
NANCY: That's in Mandarin! (end)

This particular episode's ending,
NANCY: Say goodbye Ben!
BEN: Goodbye Ben. (abrupt end)

God only knows what happened to Ben after that particular episode. I pray for him and you all know I don't pray often.

Nandaiyo!?! Ichiban! Ichiban!

At the end of a week of work (which involved calling up the automated voice machines of various companies and listening to really wonky on-hold music [e.g. Chariots of Fire, no kidding. I'll elaborate in another entry]), what better activity than a nice dinner with friends at Ichiban Boshi, where the tea is free and the sushi comes to you.

I brought my camera, and since I have 512mb of memory and a resilient battery, the pictures I took will actually make up a nice animated flipbook. But since my image hosts are so ANAL! I have no choice but to condense and abridge.

Here are some of the highlights =)


Sushi on a belt, the genius!


Here, Huiru (Hwee Hwee, as I often address her by now) is talking animately about something. Notice how Audrey is applying her make-up and not listening, and I am busy taking this photo. You would think that Huiru must be talking to Glen except that he looks like this:


'dot dot dot...'

Later following the dinner, Audrey left for another 'appointment' with someone else (wink wink nudge nudge), and that left Hwee Hwee, Glenda and I.


娱乐百分百的小猪小S？


Glen and his 'dot dot dot' face again and the previous one for comparison.


This is Glen's 'Am I cute?' Face. Or his 小猪 'Kia Kia' Face? Hmm... I can't really remember.


Huiru and Glen under the (green) STARS!

Some Images are down.

One of my many images servers are down. I'll try to fix it as soon as possible.

Goes to show when you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
When you pay nothing, you don't even get Nancy.

Term 1 Yr 05-06 Redux

Hey all SMU friends, it's BOSS time again. To avoid the risk of being stuck with a class of weird-out people and weirder group mates, I feel some co-ordination is called for. So here is what I intend to take next term for sure, and what I'm considering.

Finalised (Pending BOSS Results):

Microeconomics B: Thursday Morning
Finance: Thursday Afternoon
Technology and World Change: Monday Afternoon G5
Applied Econometrics: Monday and Friday
Computer as an Analysis Tool: Friday Morning

Nikey is gloomy =(

After I put up that little video about my dog and received so much response from various friends, I realised an important transcendental truth: that my dog is cute and adorable, and I'm not.

So here's another video of him! In this one he's gloomy cos he had a bath today. He doesn't like baths.

Some desktop backgrounds I'm using now

As you all already know, I've been going wild with me camera. And thus far, besides my indolent dog and my remote controls, I've also taken some pictures of other stuff that I now use as desktop backdrops for my computer. Here they are. Follow the links for a version sized exactly for your screen. Well, unless you use a widescreen laptop, then you are screwed, har ha!





Ok the last one is admittedly not something you'd want to stare at on your computer for any prolonged amount of time (or even any amount of time at all for that matter). I just cheekily (yes, cheekily) slipped that in to inform you of our little known (little known in Singapore but apparently infamous in the UK) Singapore export to the United Kingdoms: Nancy Lam, cooking extraordinaire and man-eater. You can catch her in action on channel 5 on weekdays at 12.30 PM. Watch out for her Ghanaian 'husband' and the frightened English people she kidnapped to taste her 'satay'. It's such a joy to see our ex-colonial masters nod nervously as our dear Nancy interrogates them about the quality of her 'Singaporean Delights'.

STOMPAIDS Campaign: Sex by Proxy Ad

New draft:


Again comments =)

STOMPAIDS Campaign

I'm thinking up ideas of posters for the STOMPAIDS campaign. Here's a draft of one of the ideas.



Please comment =)

Also, if anyone of you is interested in the cause against HIV/AIDS or still have community service hours to clear, do contact me!

A limited edition video starring Nikey!

To those non-believers of the fact that my dog doesn't really move, take a look at this video.

You'll need Quicktime to play the file =)

JoyJoy's Birthday according to my camera!

We celebrated JoyJoy's birthday yesterday, it was a little (just a smidge... ok, 9 days, boo) belated. Anyway, this is the inaugural practical usage of my new camera! Religious readers of my blog (for example, me) will know that I had been taking inconsequential photos of various inanimate objects in my house (yes, most people who've seen my dog Nikey qualify him as inanimate as well, albeit an inanimate object that can ingest just about anything in any quantity). Thus, isn't it thoroughly refreshing to have pictures to see that don't involve my remote or the Snapple bottle on my desk! Whee, here goes:


This is what Jiamin ate for lunch earlier in the day. Yes, most people who've seen this photo have said it looks more like what Jiamin ate for lunch earlier in the day and then threw up later in the day. But no, it is indeed food. Tasty food too, I gather, considering it's from the 'good' and (inexplicably quite foggy) chicken rice stall atop Far East Plaza.


This is Celeste who had just arrived. Shortly after, we were attacked by a person trying to screw us over with a supposedly new genuine Calvin Klein fragrance, curiously called MK1 and offensively pungent. I knew what was coming all along but just wanted to know why my father actually bought one last month at the airport. Swindlers, these sales people. Tsk.


This is Celeste's lunch. Yup, my friends have a penchant for particularly gross-looking food. Celeste said this is nice too. I took her word for it.


The birthday girl, JoyJoy! She looks radiant and slightly orange in this photo. (bad white balance or jaundice?)


Jiamin's impression of a Piranha. Quite convincing actually. Kinda frightened Ronald.


This is our tau huey break after watching Monster-in-law, which was trite and contrived but ultimately mildy entertaining (Monster-in-law, not the tau huey).

Edit: This is JoyJoy in her natural hue.

SMU is Moving!!!

Administration Building



Lee Kong Chian School of Business



School of Accountancy



School of Information Systems



School of Economics and Social Sciences
My school, whee!



Li Ka Shing Library

Attack of the new camera!

I finally bought the camera I so wanted! Here are some sample pics I took out of boredom:


My doggie, Nikey


My remote


The Snapple bottle on my desk