Horny nerds covet my FA notes!

Recently, CIT just decided that all access to the school's notes server WebCT shall be through VPN only.

Well, I don't mean to bitch (nay, actually I do!), but seems like some extremely industrious hackers are really lusting over my orgasm-inducing Financial Accounting notes. Otherwise the need for VPN just escapes me.

I can just visualize this poor pathetic nerd dude juicing himself over the lecture on receivables:

Poor-Pathetic-Nerd-Dude: Oh... gasp... (grunt) allowance... for (slog... slog..) bad... (argh!!!) DEBT!!!! (squirt... squirt) [see 23 FEB article on Cybersex]

Hackers hack passwords anyway. And since the VPN client is available on the non-VPN CIT website, WebCT is still hackable. VPN only serves to inconvenience real users of WebCT, PC and Mac users alike, and delay the poor pathetic nerd dude's orgasm.