Fellatio by Elizabeth Arden: A new fragrance for you, Mdm?

My dear ha... I mean Huiru has probably caught a whiff of what we're going to buy her for her birthday: some hag-worthy scent! But here's a look at some of the naughty names of the fragrances that we aren't buying her =)


Anal Detention by Issey Miyake
An androgynous scent that is quite an acquired taste. Nonetheless, it has taken niche Japan by storm where fisting fetishists swear by this rather odorous eau de parfum.

Top Hugo Boss
Not exactly a girls' scent. But butches have taken to wearing it to give them a manly woody...erm scent.

Giogio Armani Psychedelic Climax
This exclusive eau de parfum comes in a multi-coloured and intricately mouth-blown glass bottle. It is quite the aphrodisiac, as the stoned glass-blowers could testify. In fact, Giogio Armani has been said to be working on a new similarly stratospheric scent tentatively named True Blue Orgasm that will be out this summer.

4nication by Tommy Hilfiger
This eau de toilette is the last in the set of four fragrances by Tommy Hilfiger. Following the footsteps of D.I.Y, Deux Companión and Manage Trois, this spicy scent similarly complements the Orange Orgy range of toiletries.

Pink Menses by Estee Lauder
The ladies' counterpart of the male fragrance Blue Testicular by Estee Lauder. It is slightly tangy with a hint of pink musk. The lovely pink vulva-shaped bottle has since its launch become quite the collector's item. The male fragrance's bottle however has been rather coolly received. Perfume connoiseurs feel that the maker's have misplaced their focus when conceptializing the male fragrance. One particular user of Blue Testicular suggeted that Estee Lauder make a scent named Red Phallus instead, as a more logical extension of the series.

Happy Blue Birthday to Me!

Wah, what a lovely birthday. Not only did I have a wild crazy night with my best of friends at WN on Saturday, SMU actually raised it's fees meteorically just so they could hire Taufik and Sylvester (Apparently, Björk's too expensive) for my humongous birthday party in school. Dunno why they have to call it 'Patron's Day' and make such a brouhaha about it though. Just because I decided to grace SMU with my presence by studying there, doesn't really warrant the title 'Patron' lah. 'Honorarious one' would do, I feel. Don't know why they invited President Nathan also. No need lah... so highfalutin. He so old liao. Wait die suddenly how? Bad luck one you know.

But honestly, a few strippers wouldn't have hurt.

An Ode to My Friends, Old and New
Here are the pics from last saturday!
(NB: Due to a strongly worded petition in the comments page, picture two has been censored.)