PLU Letter vs dumb MPs

Just because Members of Parliament did not get their seats in the House by their own virtue does not give them the right to spout nonsense.

[Mr Arthur Fong (West Coast GRC) said that as the Government opens up, individuals and groups may try to raise particular issues. But he added: 'Those who use this avenue must respect the space of others as well.' ]

WTF?!

[knock, knock]
'Ohhh.... if you don't mind hor, ermm since the government did legalise oral sex between homosexuals, so I'm sort of entitled to suck him off IN YOUR SPACE.... Yeah... weird rule right? So you don't mind we just do it in your kitchen.' [smile]

'Oh! So sorry, am I in your way? [slurp, zip] Honey, we stop for a while ok... let them pass...'
[doors closing... beepbeepbeepbeep... next stop 'ANG MO KIO']

A Little Chinese New Year Resolution

'I am so fucking going to fucking kill the next fucking child I see with that fucking stupid wheel thing on their fucking shoes.' Yet another day of happy and care free Chinese New Year grocery shopping.

My CB Girls (Cheeky & Beeky)

Does anyone here know that the CT girls are actually called that because one is called Chilli and the other Tomato? Does anyone here wonder why I know this? Does anyone here know the exact amount DALLAS bribed 9.33FM with to air them ad nauseam? Does anyone here agree that they should be called the CB girls instead (and by CB I certainly do not fucking mean Chio Bu loh)