Focus on Family Quotable II

'At Focus on Family, WE believe that if we allow ourself to copulate out of wedlock, then we are not people of good moral character. Hence, copulation and any other unholy unions should be kept within the family. [smile, smile] Remember Focus on FAMILY!'

Focus on Family Quotable I

'Here at Focus on Family, WE believe that ALL individuals should be treated with equality and respect... except for adulterous whores and homosexual cuntheads. Those should burn in hell. [smile, smile] Come along, let's go focus on the family.'

The Straight Man Enlightenment

It was a week of awakening for many a straight Singaporean man this week for it is in this week that they have finally come to realise that Singapore's statutes requires them to leave no blowjob unconsumated. Here's a little limerick for you straight guys to stay on the straight and narrow: You got sucked? You've got to fuck! Remember that.

A Hard Day

Have been reinstalling some stuff on my new hard disk. Apparently hard disks do not respond well to percussion maintenance as my previous one would testify. I tried to silence him out of court but I think he'll sue nonetheless. The bloody ungrateful bastard.

In Singapore, K D Lang is filed under 'Male Vocals'

Watched True Files today, rather odd that they refered to the obsessive butch as him through out the show. But what I really found funny was the fact that towards the end of the show there was this number of some organization that people could call if they were harassed or something. The organization was called PAVE, or centre of Promotion of Alternatives to ViolencE. I'm not sure about you but what alternatives are they promoting exactly? 'Oh here at the centre of Promotion of Alternatives to ViolencE we promote great alternatives to violence like masturbation and cross-stitch. Can we enroll you in a course? [smile smile]' Another case of creating stupid titles to fit dumb acronyms instead of the other way around: creating stupid acronyms to fit dumb titles =)