Injury Prone Dude (I.P.D for short)
Today I did spectacular stuff! Wow, I didn't expect myself to do such things. Must be the power from my lost wallet which gave me strength. Speaking of which I misplaced my wallet and I was like ARRRRRR, how can I lose it before Chinese O Levels? During the course of the whole examination I was thinking if people would do bad things to my wallet, like somehow misuse my name.
Wow, back pain leg pain. How much better can it get? Someone be a kind soul, return me my wallet, get me new keeper gloves, tell me whats eating me up, and lastly give me back my form.

