this was what i ate for dinner today. DONT ASK ME HOW I FINISHED IT. but I DID.
hur hur i hope j's ready to SHOP till he GOES MAD TMR. because im gonna make him do it. no
matter what. heehee okay im feeling like a pig. because i've been at the computer all day without moving. exxcept to get out
of the room to lunch. so HAHA
OMG eunice is hilarious.she taught me this Gerbil song by stephen lynch. HAHAHA ITS SO
HILARIOUS.
i bought a gerbil at the petting zoo.
if richard gere can do it i can too.
i get
undressed, i start to lube
i stick a gerbil in the end of the tube
wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
careful
now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooooo gerbil GOOOOO!
burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimmney sweeper
One thing i forgot
How am i supposed to get you out
So now my Gerbil's on easy street
It's warm and cosy and there's plenty to eat
The
situation is beyond my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of this hole
I try crowbars, i try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliers
I tried cheese but
he's not biting
i wish this wasnt so exciting
GOOOO Gerbil GOOOO!!
* I am such a sucker
Please get out you funny **
i think i
am getting ill
suddenly he's very, very still
Now its too late my gerbil died
I guess i have committed Gerbicide
here's some advice
its very clear cut
if you love your gerbil, dont stick him up your butt...
click here! gerbil
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