Say.............

Dale, Riley and I had a GREAT Christmas! We opened our Jammie's and some family gifts on Christmas eve and then went to Dales parents house stayed the night and started Christmas off EARLY!!! On Christmas eve while we were having dinner and we decided to take a picture... Instead of saying "say Cheese" Dale told everyone to "Say...... CAJSAS PREGNANT!!!" THAT'S RIGHT! We are expecting a baby on August 23rd! We are so excited! Dales Family had already called it and figured we were gonna tell them on Christmas day. At least we surprised them with the day! ha ha After we opened all of our presents at Dales parents Christmas morning we went to my parents. That picture was a little more fun! I have a huge family so there was NO WAY we were gonna try to get everyone in the picture so it was just me and my Mom! She had the best reaction! It took her a second but once she got it, it was really funny! Riley had a blast at Christmas. She has been asking to open all the presents for a while now so she was having a hay day actually being able to do it! I feel bad though..... she keeps asking to open presents but now there isn't any! We had a great time being with family and sharing our news! Hope everyone had a great Christmas as well!!!

New members to the Whipple family!

Meet Banana and Orange! Friday was Dales birthday and we couldn't do much cuz he had to work. So on Saturday we had a family Dinner at Red Robin and My brother Randy's present to Dale was these two lovely colored fishies! Riley is in love! ha ha She loves to feed them and watch them swim! Uncle Randy always gets us the best gifts (enter sarcasm here) We weren't planning on getting a pet of any kind anytime soon but Randy made it happen! They are pretty goldfish and we don't have to potty train them and Riley loves them so I guess its as good as it gets for now!

Now a little shout out to Dale happy late birthday.. I love you and I am so grateful for all you do for our family! You are the best! I probably wont be on the computer at all until after Christmas so until then....MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! Hope its a great one!!!

The funniest thing I have read in a long time!!!!

From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pmTo: David

ThorneSubject: Overdue account

Dear David,Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pmTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07amTo: David ThorneSubject: Overdue account

Dear David,Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,Yes please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it. Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David ThorneDate: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thank you for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David ThorneDate: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08amTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pmTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane GillesDate: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?Attached

Naked Noo Noo and a Lady In Waiting!

Yep! Its ONLY 7:30 and I still have THREE HOURS till my Knight in Shining(work clothes) armor comes riding home in his blue chariot! It feels like he has been gone ALL DAY! I wake up...... he leaves.... He comes home.....we go to bed! this might not be exactly true, but its what it feels like when you have been living through a day that feels like it has lasted a month!!

I am lost in thought about the moment my Knight comes home and I receive true loves *first* kiss.......... and I hear a little *Tinkle* My cute little naked noo noo princess runs in to use her lovely pink throne! Afterwards, when we have cleaned her throne for more usage, she begs me to read her a story fit for a princess, climbs on my lap and gives me a big royal *squeeze* I wonder, how many of these tales fit for a princess I must read to make time pass more quickly! There probably isn't an answer. The time spent will be fun and it will be spent well, but it does not mean time will pass by quickly! (unfortunately)I will look up at the clock hoping that my dreams have come true and all the time had passed and it will have only amounted to 5min. Well, More tales to read, more time to pass, and more time spent cleaning the Princess Noo Noo's throne! Wish me well!!!