March 30, 2012

The Many Faces of Jack

You may have noticed that I brought along my string with me on my quest for the Mexican Taco Truck.  I did that just in case someone saw me and was wondering where the tall guy was.  That way I could tell them that he had to go to the bathroom or something and they wouldn't try to take me home with them.  

On the other hand, I'm getting pretty tired of looking for that darn truck.  Maybe I'll just head back home and ask the tall guy if he will take me with him next time he goes to get tacos.  Or a torta.  Or a Sonoran hot dog!  

He sure does eat a lot!!

March 28, 2012

It's Amazing What You See...

 

when you're out looking for brains

or tacos

from the Mexican Food Truck!

Here are just SOME of the

flowers that I saw.

There were a bunch more,

but since I 'borrowed' the tall guy's phone,

a lot of the pictures were blurry.

 

And before you ask me, 

all I know is that they are flowers.

PS.  How far away IS that food truck?

March 25, 2012

BRAINSSS!!

Here I am, 

looking for brains as I walk to the taco truck!

LOOK AT THIS!!

What have I done?

I have eated the brains out of the giraffe-a-bob!

Maybe I AM turning into a zombie!

The tall guy said that one of our books

would be about a dog who turned into a zombie.

Could it already be happening?

Maybe not getting to eat tacos

turns you into a ZOMBDOG!!

I'd better hurry and get to the Mexican truck!

 

March 22, 2012

HE'S ALIVE!!

Well, the tall guy is feeling much better and he said thank you to everyone for all your good vibrations which helped him feel better.

So, he decided to finally get out of bed and what is the first thing he does?

Does he play with me?  No.

Does he take me for a walk?  Nope

Does he shower me with love and affection?  That's a negatory, good buddy.

The very first thing he does (after he takes a shower, because, trust me, he REALLY needed it), the very FIRST thing is does is go to the Mexican truck and get tacos!

That's right, you heard me.  Tacos.

And how many Mexican truck tacos did Jack get?




No, I did not write in invisible ink.  I got ZERO tacos.  No tacos.  Jack 1:  Tacos 0.

So I am writing this post in hope that next time you see him, you will remind him that TACOS = LOVE.  Especially the ones from the Mexican truck.  The tacos from Taco Bell = I LIKE YOU, but the Mexican truck tacos are really REALLY good.

I wonder if I could walk there myself....

March 20, 2012

I have to do everything myself!

Someone decided that he would get sick and have to stay in the bed all day yesterday, so I just had to take over the household chores and make sure that everything got done.  I couldn't even make him get out of the bed to take me on my 2 mile walk!  And I didn't even get to be vacuumed!

He said he is feeling a little better today, but we only got to go for a 1 mile walk this morning.  I can't help if it was cold and hailing, now can I?

I sure hope he gets over this sick thing really fast.  

March 18, 2012

March 16, 2012

GAME OF BONES

Hear Me BARK!

March 15, 2012

Do not be scared!!!

On second thought,

maybe you should be a little scared.

March 13, 2012

COMING SOON!!

March 11, 2012

See What I Have To Put Up With?

March 8, 2012

What?

You surely don't expect me to get my own cookie 

out of the cookie jar do you?

 My mama didn't raise no fool!

March 6, 2012

Sometimes, 

you just need to give a friend a lift.

And then sometimes,
the tall guy just puts a giraffe on your back
and takes a picture.
And then sometimeshe needs to get up at 4:30AM. I think tomorrow will beone of those sometimes.

March 4, 2012

And the winner is...

Anonymous!! 

Well ain't that a pickle!!

Actually, it's kinda

PSEUDONYMOUS,

as they left a name,

Terri,

and the fact that they have a dog named

Clyde S Dale

along with their joke.

So, if you are anonymous,

please contact the tall guy

at jacksdad2011@gmail.com

and tell him where to send your loot.

If we haven't heard from 

the anonymous Terri or Clyde S Dale

in a few days,

we might have another contest

for the WORST joke.
 (Update:  Terri has been found!
And she didn't even know she was lost!)

But now for some more news!!

Since all the jokes made the tall guy laugh,
he is going to give away 2 more copies of the
Downton Abbey book.

So, one copy is going to 
The Cybersibes
for coming in 2nd place in the joke contest.
(They were joke #14.)

And one more copy is going to
(random drawing please...)

#5
who is
Madi and Mom! 

Congratulations to The Cybersibes and to
Madi and Mom!
Please contact the tall guy
and let him know if you would like
the hard cover or the Kindle version
of the Downton Abbey book. 

And thank you to everyone for helping
us celebrate one year of Jack!