getting sick

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now.[don't name the person.]
1. 12th october 12th october 12th october 12th october!
2. we totally have to do the exercise once per week to get a hot body ( seduce XX ) plan HAHAHAHAH.
3. SHUT UP LUH IDIOT. SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!
4. what arent you free on sunday !!!! -angry face-
5. shop shop shopping anytime soon?
6. you know you love me. xoxo. gossip girl. <3
7. stop acting like a good student idiot. ahha have you checked your timetable yet?
8. how about bringing me to taiwan ? (:
9. kjy wants to go beach on friday ! how! major turn off = eeew. bad impression
10. im buying your boyfriends new album! haha

NINE things about yourself:
1. im a major klutz
2. i absolutely have no ball sense
3. i love mickey mouse!
4. i have a pillowcase that i have to hug to sleep every night or else i wont be able to sleep!
5. i have to go to the toilet veryyyyyyyyy often
6. i have a super retardedly weak body
7. my cramps are so bad i sometimes need sleeping pills + painkillers to get rid of it ):
8. i got bored really easily
9. i hate being alone. which explains why my phone is always by my side. haha

EIGHT ways to win my heart:
1. the usual stuff . be sweet. be caring. be nice.
2. the not so usual stuff HAHAHAH. carry me!
3. be huggable
4. play an intrument!
5. buy me mickey stuff!
6. im a big baby. pamper me :D
7. confessing through any kind of electronics will only earn a rolling eye from me HAHA!
8. make sure you are nice to people i love. if not HAHA. i cant help you either :D

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. st nicks !
2. how life will be like if i went ac/rj/sa/poly/australia okay basically everywhere
3. why havent i received my letter from hogwarts!?
4. i should seriously go on diet
5. why cant i have a time machine! or rather CAN I BUILD ONE?
6. i wonder how stuff work
7. right now? chace crawford! hahaha

SIX things I wished I never did:
1. pon so much this year
2. lock myself up in my anti social world simply because i hated hc then
3. not listening to you when obviously you were right all along
4. cut my hair :/
5. be so careless and delete all my precious stuff
6. DROPPING MY MAC ON THE FLOOR AND THEN LOSING ALL MY PHOTOS INSIDE ):\

FIVE turn-offs.:
1. beng and lians. ESP THOSE THAT WEAR SKINNY JEANS WITH A HOODIE AND SLIPPERS. gross ttm
2. insects. basically everything with more than four legs
3. liars liars. may their pants forever be on fire
4. people who insult anyone i love.
5. big fat flirts. hahahahaha. if you are hot and a flirt whatever. but if you are big and fat and a flirt you can just go die. hahahaha! . but flirting with like alot of pple in general is no good !

FOUR turn-ons:
1. people calling me queen HAHAHA!
2. babies <33
3. buying me mickey stuff!
4. music ! haha

THREE words to sum up my life:
1. odd
2. noisy
3. yawn-ful (?)

TWO things I won't die til I do:
1. bungee jumping!
2. break a world record! haha. kidding. this way i wont ever die!

ONE last confession:
i secretly think we are living in a dream and everything is all fantasy not reality.
shhhh.

OKAY BACK TO GENES

4:04 pm;

Saturday, September 27, 2008

saturday study sessions

are/were seriously quite fun

esp when i get high

which sadly happens often

hahah

SNAS

sensitive new age superhero

hahah

omg i cant wait for next week!

five days to freedom

friday = k with class

saturday = tuition ): packing of table ): and hopefully shopping? (:

sunday = sentosa/ecp ( havent decided which yet )

and todays family dinner was amusing

talking to darryl was nice!

and seriously who knew guys had to plan dates like that

SO FUN CAN!

hahahahahahah

but seriously its quite weird to feel that they are growing up

yes even zac ( whos in front of me now haha )

no wonder jiasheng cannot believe im in jc

hes still stuck in thinking im in secondary school.. lower sec!

haha

i finally understand now

and i think

after the age of 21

your brain just deteriorates

awwww...

burning bridges baby, burning bridges, making wishes

11:09 pm;

Friday, September 26, 2008

im finally here to post photos!

chem was freaking screwed.

and to cheer myself up

i watched seven episodes of gossip girl

S and D broke up

oh and super funny!

immediately after watching my seven episodes

hs called and i was in this gossip girl mode and i started talking like them!

as in. unconsciously

haha

cool yo!

st nicks school diarys!

i like :D

i keep my sec1-4 ones

since there are always love letters inside

haha

and i think its sorta like a real diary!

and the following are the reasons why i absolutely love sundays!

haha. i think i look so spastic here

it amuses me

nikki is SO STRONG

she freaking carried me and RAN

please note

not walk not stumble but RAN

even my retarded dad makes noise when i jump on him!

acting like a lady boss

or in better terms

taokay-neo!

hahahahaha

thats my evil twin

acting taitai

I THINK IM THE ONLY ONE SUCCESSFUL IN THIS :D

shoes!

julia absolutely forbids me from posting any close up photos!

ah wells. after she photoshop everything ill be allowed to post

these two pple are. weird!

everybody scream

HWA CHONG USED TO HAVE CHEERLEADERS?!

NOTICE THAT WEIRD GUY IN THE FOREGROUND

WITH THE COOL SPECS PPLE!

hahahah

the series of weird photos were taken in the hc (archive?) room

where the three of us decided to hide and talk!

hopefully no one can hear us

all the secrets!

esp my answer to nikki's weird questions!

and studying the past few saturdays with jeremoth and shuling!

shuling!

this is the 'get the camera out of me face before i kill you' stare

ex convict

and i just got reminded

the joke of the day (year?) was this!

shuling suddenly went weird and decided to talk about the pinky and the brain

( like wth! hahahah )

then this happened

me: eh. which are you. the pinky or the brain?

jeremoth giving this extremely smug look : brain ! duh.

me: oh okay. im the owner

which sent me and shuling into fits of giggles and spasms

and and this wasnt the end

jeremoth didnt understand a thing!

and i couldnt be bothered to explain

or rather i couldnt since i was in spasms

then after shuling explained

he went:

OI!

and he finally laughed after ten minutes

im sorry. but who the hell is that slow or what!

yay my masterpiece!

the ugliest mickey i've ever seen in my entire life

yona

( i think im some sort of paparazzi man hahaha )

and studying with honhon the other day!

i look absolutely atrocious the other day so no photos of me!

real mugging taking place

honhon was concentrating

but obviously i couldnt

haha

and the other day in school

THUMB!

erps. there was a series of what 50 photos

but i chose this to SHOW EVERYONE MY DEAR SAMSAM!

shes absolutely amused by me.

but the thing is she amuses me every single day in school!

you know you love me

xoxo

gossip girl

9:38 pm;

Thursday, September 25, 2008

get well soon laoyi baby

you still need to be healthy and scream at me for being short/fat/not finding a bf so you have to give me angpow for cny

(:

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i insist!

BOO YOU ECONS!

chem chem chem.

i officially hate everyone from nj and rj!

whats with all the

'sweet freedom' 'i taste freedom' messages!

MAKE ME JEALOUS ONLY!

-green eyed monster-

'when st nicks girls try their best, no one even comes close'
-mrs goh

i miss pre-exam love packages from school
):
( those flowers were from our pre-o's love package )

7:28 pm;

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

i was browsing through my phone and i got REALLY REALLY HAPPY!
cos i realised all my saved messages were back!
so i happily went to read
and then i realised something was wrong
THOSE WERENT THE MESSAGES I WANTED WHATTTTT
-.-

i wanted my o level messages/valentines/birthday ones
in the end i got some crap messages

IM ANGRY AT MY PHONE LUH
give me crap messages

give me my messages back phone!
if you want i can give you a name like how yapchienting/xi have names for their phones too kay
dont jealous!

and gosh i went to julia and grinned so super widely today
i freaked myself out (by my reaction)

this is chace crawford
hotter than tdh/jc/h
( im pretty sure some people will get the above letters )
(:

OMGOSH
super funny
i love you yip
your reactions are THE BOMB
:D
i was talking nonsense and asking her what would she do if im attached to someone from school
and instead of guessing my school she guessed her school ( weird )
BUT THAT WASNT THE POINT
i was talking bout stnicks
hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
and she freaked out so badly ( or rather IS freakING out so badly )
im laughing at all her replies
which by the way is in caps and filled with ??!!??!!
hahhahahha
retard. do i look stupid to her.
okay her reply just came
JUNIOR?!?!

hahahahahhahahah

and i find the phrase
'math's an asshole'
hell amusing
( why huh? )

4:01 pm;

Monday, September 22, 2008

whats this on my head?

why cant i get it off!?

ITS OFF!

slurp it all up

im a happy boy!

awwww.

im so sorry people but HES BOOKED BY ME

hehe

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT MY PASSWORD AND IT TOOK ME !?!?!?!?! YEARS TO GET IT

promos starts on wednesday

i have loads of photos to load but i cant seem to move my lazy ass to get to my cam

im tired

econs ! ( h3? )

starhub discrimination ! haha (:

4:42 pm;

Saturday, September 20, 2008

i feel so goddamn stupid

( only you know why im stupid :/ )

GOD ARGH.

WHY THE FREAK AM I SO STUPID!

anyway

just a quick post to say

im not dead

i have alot of photos to load

im addicted to chace crawford

( why oh why are such perfect features created in this world? )

i got alot of planning to do

okay mug!

12:17 am;

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

shush girl, shut your lips

do the hellen keller and talk with your hips

practice makes perfect sense to me

( now )

efficiency reaps satisfaction

6:15 pm;

eight more days

ive never been so unprepared for any major exam

i wonder what ive been doing the past ten weeks

ohwells

eight days

im putting myself through hell

so goodbye life

i need to find the sec four mugger lynette back

so for now

stop clouding my mind please!

lunch break

1:00 pm;

Sunday, September 14, 2008

happy belated nikki!

we look so cute here!

you are so huggable!

( we should edit out the raffles trust sign :/ )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTC4qkb8Ppk

this is hilarious

and yet so true

so to all the straight guys out there

HEY APPRECIATE GIRLS ALRIGHT

hahahaha

10:24 pm;

It's a thief in the night
To come and grab you
It can creep up inside you
And consume you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
I feel like a monster

bumbumdeedumbumbumdeedumdum

let it play it your head

11:43 am;

Saturday, September 13, 2008

nette says:
oops. sorry
nette says:
i forgot
nette says:
prison no computer
nette says:
you wont know
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
yeah =(
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
sad rite ?
nette says:
yeah!
nette says:
omg
nette says:
then why are you online!
nette says:
YOU BREAK OUT OF JAIL!
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
yup yup
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
shh dun tell anyone
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
especially lynette !
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
she'll tell on me..
nette says:
..
nette says:
aint i lynette
nette says:
funny huh
nette says:
who am i then
nette says:
haha
nette says:
okay your secrets safe with me
nette says:
hahahah
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
lol as if la..
nette says:
promise!
nette says:
i wont tell the police
nette says:
shhhhhhh
nette says:
how did you break out of jail huh?
nette says:
OMG DONT TELL ME
nette says:
you contacted mas salamat!
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
he taught me how
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
he say must go toilet first
nette says:
then use spoon dig?!
nette says:
haha
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
then must watch prison break season 2
nette says:
HAHA
Jeremoth.....WA! 8 MORE WORKING DAYS TO PROMOS ! says:
then they'll teach me
nette says:
you hide tv in the toilet!
nette says:
omgggg.

OMG HILARIOUS
i kept laughing at the computer screen!

eleven days to promos!

twin souls are on a roll again!

11:03 pm;

Thursday, September 11, 2008

i nearly died during bio make up today

i needed to pee that badly

and sam wasnt making it easy for me!

she kept making me laugh!

and let me tell you. when your bladder is full

laughing will only stress the muscles round it

and you just want to pee more and more!!!

and then sam asked a very odd question

'how big do you think your bladder is?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

i was like

the size of my fist? since i have to go toilet like after every single lesson!

and then we went into fits of giggles

where she kept making me laugh just to test the strength of my bladder muscles

gosh why do i have friends who torture me?!

and my two efforts to study in school today were extremely futile

effort number one was foiled because of juliang

she came screaming AHHHHH! ( like someone was extremely hurt and dying )

and then captivated all my thoughts

tsktsk

effort number two was yet again foiled by juliang

because she kept complaining it was hot

and my studying session turned into a singing session with her and debs

once again,

gosh why do i have friends who torture me?!

8:24 pm;

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

midnight smile.

going through the motions.

so so what?

disturbia.

dear lynette,

go mug.

stop being random.

love lynette

5:23 pm;

Monday, September 08, 2008

and just for your viewing pleasure

ernest's wonderful phototaking skills

of the scandalous (???) pair

cos if you jump i will jump too

we will fall together

from the buildings edge

never looking back

at what we've done

we will say it was love

cos i will die for you

on skyway avenue

( and i did this all for your viewing pleasure. GOSH AM I A NICE FRIEND OR WHAT )

6:57 pm;

Sunday, September 07, 2008

oh whatever happened to mary jane?

11:01 pm;

MAF YESTERDAY!

theres still loads of photos

but im lazy to load

shall send to neville to put on 7c blog (:

from the top

these weird pple wanted to explore school to..

find ghosts

shuen darling! (:

thanks for constantly reminding me to mug darl !

hehe ghost like lanterns!

can you tell which is me?

lanterns and sparklers = pretty !

s7c ! ( 080706 )

retards who hold lanterns! (:

passing over of the 'mr demerit points' duty

OMG NEVILLE LIM IS HILARIOUS

hahaha

my photog skills pple

praise it !

the board

i realise i keep taking this type of photos!

from the top!

( covering double chin! )

lanyingjie!

the total retard who loves fighting ( like a girl )

chenze!

debbbbbbs

I THINK I HAVE FANTASTIC PHOTOG SKILLS HERE (:

those who went earlier (:

both of us with spastic clips

i like ! (:

studying at starbucks on thursday! ( or was it friday? )

ulyy!

tablemates <3

px nette and ulyy!

my heads in a whirlwind

i wonder if i know what im doing

so good you've got to abuse it

CAMP ROCK TONIGHT!

and hello people

I HAVE SMOOTH HAIRLESS SHINS NOW (:

i cant stop molesting them

haha!

the wonders of ipl

haha

1:19 pm;