I can't imagine this, but people actually ask me for advice. For example: (please ignore the bad grammar and occasional laughing)
A: hahahahaha u konw since X and i same class she like asking me how im going to go back during raya and all
A: hahahahahahaha man can u picture what my life would be now
Me:fuiyoooo.....got geng aledi
A: hahahahaahah so funny phoebe
Me:heheh
A :hahahahahahahaha dunolah u think my life would be okay hah and u think i really ought to hang out with her hah coz im really desperate though
Me: its your choice lar...
A: hmm well wna hear ur opinion also lah
Me: hmmmmm...dunnola...
Me: i guess if u can tahan her bragging then ok loh...but just be careful lah ok
A: hmm influence leh....u think wouyld she influence me
Me: i don't think so....but i dunnola
A: hahahahahahahahaha ic
A: nah lah but yeah as u say if i friend her have to tahan her bragging lah...that day she was bragging how she talk to ameera and how ameera wanan go clubbing wiht her
Me: hah she think so great ah...ish ish
A: yeah loh always like to brag whats her prob hah but yeah loh she's hot lah know how to carry herself and wear makeup and all
Me:so u jealous ah
A: hmm kinda lah a lil hahahahahaahahahaha y hah
Me:haiyooo.....noneed to be jealous laaa.....buang masa je
A: hahahahahahahaha but at times really get annoy lah wiht her bragging sigh y must she brag
A: then she was like oh that day my-ex sms me but i never layan
Me: just smile and wave la..hahahhaha....or turn off ur brain....hahahaha [notice the uselessness of this information]
A: wave hahahahahaha u think i go mad liao hah....hahahahahahaha
Me: i think soon u will be la...
A: hahahahahahahahaha but seriously lah i dont know why she brags... dunno if she only does it to me or with others also
A: hmm whta u think hah
Me: i think more 2 u...
A: y hah
Me: because....she knows u sure jealous wan
A: hmm true also....oh well i need her woh so have to tahan loh....sigh...how sad of me hah
Me: do u really need her? confirm same class ar
A: well i mean on the orientation day i no friend there woh so have to loh and until i make some friends i need her woh
Me: same class hah i think should be lah im sure at least 1-2 classes woudl be the same woh
Me: ooooo....kesian dia....ahahahah
A: what kesian dia...dei u suppose to pity me lah not her....aiks tukar side pula
Me: i mean kesian u lar bodoh
A: u said kesian dia
Me:u tak faham ke....kesian dia, the dia refers to u la dumbass
A: oh ....hahahahahahahahaha ouch sedap mulut call me dumbass....hahahahahahahahahaha sorry lah i sp
A: sigh dunnolah dad not that keen on me friending X though
Me: then don't la...make new friends lah
A: but then i desperate woh....desperate times called for desperate messures
Me: blah blah blah....hahahahah
A: hahahahahaha y u high is it go bully me...pass ur sleeping time is it
Me: i don't need to be high to bully u laa....hahahah
A: hahahahaha long time liao u never bully me
Me: that's true....hahahaha
A: hahahahahahaha y hah the change
Me: insaf liao hah
A: after u konw what a good friend i am....hahahaha
Me: no la....l'm mean to other people now
Me: hehehehehe
Ok, ok ...so the last part doesn't make sense....the jist of the story is, people ask me for advice! Opinions! And I don't think I give the best advice in the world, but if people keep coming back to me, there must be something in my advise that keeps them flocking to me....as if...i'm some wise old man or something.....ahahaha ok im crapping, yet again. Based on the above conversation, will you ever come to me for advise? (10 marks) ahahahahahaha anyway, to those who really know me, they'll understand the most. Maybe after I get my degree I'll study human behavior...
I think I'll go and dial 1-800-GETALIFE....