Colin's Top Ten Least Favorite Things

Here is a list of the things Colin likes LEAST at the moment

1. Blowing his nose
2. A broken Elephant animal cracker
3. When...GASP!...there are no more elephant animal crackers
4. Real Live un-tivo’ed television programs (meaning the commercials can’t be fast forwarded through)
5. Sharing, no matter how awful and NOT fun the toy is, it’s totally awesome when someone else has it
6. Being forced to wear white socks (BLUE SOCKS!!!!!!!!)
7. When requested pajamas are in the wash (which rarely happens since I’m psycho about laundry, but if it does, watch out)
8. Being forced to wear a diaper without Elmo, sometimes Cookie Monster is okay, but God forbid you come at him with a Zoe diaper
9. Any meal that does not contain blueberries
10. Leaving the lobster display at the supermarket

But he's so darn cute even when he's an Elmo-diaper wearing, runny nosed, blue socked boy in Elephant pajamas constantly looking at lobsters while eating animal crackers and blueberries and hogging toys.

















Stay tuned for the list of his favorite things...