Do you have allergies? Do you know what it's like to wake up with puffy, red eyes, disoriented and exhausted? (And no, if you're a drinker, hangovers don't count!)
As a kid I'd watched my mother suffer through allergies constantly but I never had a problem with them. I mean, I don't have allergies! At least that's what I thought until I woke up in my hotel room Tuesday morning in Arizona. Wham! Red, puffy eyes, tired.... you get the picture. It was utterly new and bizarre to me. As soon as I stopped going back to bed for another quick nap, I hauled my butt down to the giftshop and bought precisely this: 3 bottles of water and two packs of Benadryl. Knowing that I was a bit out of it, I read the label repeatedly until I ascertained that the drug would not make me drowsy. I had to shoot a video that afternoon and drive a rental car and needed to be awake. It looked safe, but as I was about to proceed I remembered one instance with my Mother up in the mountains - her allergies acted up BIG TIME and she was given Benadryl, which promptly knocked her out and she slept for the next two days. So I read the label for the fifty-first time and found this:
WARNING: may cause marked drowsiness.
Great.
I took one instead of the recommended two.
Twenty minutes later I felt much better. Phew!
As shocking as my previously undiscovered allergy to the desert was to me, the trip was actually quite lovely!
Normally business trips suck. Normally they mean 10-14 hour workdays and zero chance of any sightseeing. But I have to admit that even with all of their suckage, I'd rather be across the country on a business trip than not on one at all. I like getting out and moving around! It makes me appreciate my house so much more. And my bed. Except for the cleaning up after myself part. That sucks. I also love the fact that all expenses are paid on business trips, meaning: I come home (usually a week later) and find that my bank account has a LOT more money in it that it would if I'd stayed home. Nice. Hellloooo vacation fund!
This trip was different. It was only two days. It was enjoyable. Dare I say it? It was
fun.
I flew in to Phoenix on Monday morning. It's an easy 1.5 hour flight from SFO. After picking up my rental car (brand-spanking new little Chevy Equinox, thank you very much!) I headed over to my hotel. I expected Arizona to be stifilingly dry and dusty, with giant, looming dust clouds overhead. Nope. It was hot and sunny and the sky was a gorgeous shade of blue. The hotel I stayed at was an oasis of green, perfectly manicured lawns and beautiful, brightly-colored flowers.
One of the perks of corporate travel is the easy (and free) memberships to rewards clubs. I say easy because the rewards points generally accumulate much faster for corporations than normal, private travelers. The hotel/travel chains do that on purpose to attract corporate travel to their franchise. It's big business. And so, with my "Elite" membership status, I meandered up to the eagerly waiting "Elite membership specialist," gave her my name and she handed me package stay details, free access to the special spa and gym and the key to an upgraded king suite on the top floor overlooking the pool, gardens and golf course. I headed up and found this waiting for me:
Ahhhhh... Life is good! The bed beckoned immediately and I obligingly fell fast asleep. I had, after all, been up at 4am in order to catch my flight. And I didn't have to do anything for work until the next day! That never happens!
Post-naptime brought me to donning a swimsuit (horror!) and heading out to the pool complex. I planted myself on a deck-chair and read for a good hour while enjoying a poolside service of one mango smoothie and one bowl of berries with lemon-mint yogurt for lunch. YUM.
Seem extravagant? It does to me too. However, when I booked my hotel room, I found a deal online at my favorite travel website, travelzoo. The deal included a $100 room credit and free breakfast. Done and done! Oh room service, can you hear me calling??? (I actually didn't call room service once! Mother would be shocked. Dad would be proud.)
After doing a few laps on the lazy river and then drying out in the sun, I headed up to my suite and took another nap. That's right. My favorite pastime (besides traveling): napping while traveling. Yup. After my nap, I was two things: hungry and tired. Why in the world would I be tired? Bring on the Allergies! So I went to the gym.
An hour later, feeling much better about going to dinner, I left the gym and dressed to go to the restaurant my brother recommended: Roy's.
Never heard of Roy's? I hadn't either. But after eating there, I recognize the error of my ignorance! YUM. YUM. YUM. Hawaiian fusion food. Oh heavenly bliss. I savored the seasoned Edamame. inhaled the Grilled Endive, Apple and Gorgonzola salad with Pomegranate dressing. And then,
the Pièce de résistance: Roasted Macadamia Nut Crusted Mahi Mahi with cognac lobster butter sauce. Oh my!
I left fat and happy. Which, I do believe, is the point of Hawaiian anything. A bit of balcony-sitting, some on-demand watching of Harry Potter, a bit of giant-bathtub soaking/bookreading and off to bed in time for a good eleven hours of sleep.
WHAT? Eleven hours? That's right. Thine eyes doth not deceive you. I owe it to those lovely allergies. Eleven hours of sleep brings me right back to the beginning of this post: red-eyed.
Skimming through Tuesday took me through my video shoot (which was a ton of fun), an authentic Arizona-mexican feast (including tacos, tamales, beans and rice! Yum! - but still no Cafe Rio) with my work co-parts and then on to Camelback mountain for some hiking!
Camelback was pretty intense! It's only 1.5 miles each way. But geesh! It's akin to the stairs on the Mist trail to Yosemite (which I hate and loathe with the passion of a thousand burning desert suns. I love to hike. I HATE tedious, vertical climbs). Maybe worse. There are sections that are just rock face - no stairs, nearly straight up. Nearly rock-climbing. Add to the mix: DRY heat. 92 degrees, and I forgot my Bandana at home. I did remember my Camelback water bladder though, thankfully! (THANK YOU KELLY!)
Add this up: Allergies, 1,800 feet in extra elevation that I wasn't used to and one determined-to-hike the d@&! mountain. You get what? One sweaty, exhausted Christy headed straight to the airport. Probably not the best idea in the history of ideas.
In my allergy/benadryl fog, I neglected to do the following in the right order: 1. Remove clean clothes from suitcase and place in carry-on bag. 2. Check suitcase. 3. Change into clean clothes. 4. Proceed through security to flight and go home.
Instead, I did this: 1. Check suitcase. 2. Proceed through security. 2b. Feel extremely self-conscious when I had to remove my sweater and the guy behind me saw my t-shirt drenched in post-desert-hike back sweat. Yum. 3. Head to restroom to change. 4. Realize I'm a sweaty idiot without a change of clothes.
In hindsight, I think I should have gone hiking on Monday. But logically, going Tuesday was the only way to get everything done that I wanted to do (pool lounging, reading, sleeping and Roy's - you know, just the essentials!). Knowing now how it all panned out, I'd do it all again. Except I'd remember to put fresh clothes in my carry-on. And I'd remember my bandana. They really are quite helpful in sweaty situations when worn across ones' forehead.
I'd go back to Arizona. Well, I'd go back if Florida had somehow been severed from the continental US and Hawaii and the Caribbean islands all sank. So pretty much that means I'm not voluntarily going back to Arizona for a vacation. Shame, because I rather liked it!
A couple more pix:
So apparently I'm not creative enough to have seen the praying priest in Camelback mountain. I'm not bothered. I can't see 3-D either. BUT, I did find the above gem. Doesn't it look like there's a ginormous T-Rex skull in the rock?