Cloward Capers: February 2013

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

My Crazy Life

Quick update on my crazy life...

4 weeks ago, Missy and Fuzzy had their big dance show
3 weeks ago we moved
2 weeks ago we went to Disneyland to see the girls perform
1 week ago Corry was put in as the 2nd Counselor in our new ward's Bishopric
this weekend Alli gets baptized.

My life is not boring!

So, pictures and real stories to come, now that I have internet again, but my computer is being funny uploading pictures, so not sure when I will get to it!

From the Mouth of Babes

10/8/2012

Alli - whimpering in bed "Mom, I think my head has brain damage!" Sadly, I did not handle this well, because I burst into a fit of giggles!!

12/26/2011

Alli - can I go play with my new weasel? She meant her new art easel!

10/2/2011

Aunt Ruthie just reminded me of this story. When Fuzzy was about 4, Ruth asked her something like, "Do you know who you are going to marry?" Fuzzy, "Yes, Carter." Ruth, "He must be really handsome then?" Fuzzy, "No, not that handsome, he doesn't have a mustache yet!"

9/30/2011

Anatomy lessons from Scotty: First you have your arm pit, then you have your knee pit, then you have your elbow pit.

9/28/2011

Alli - "Mom if I had one of those wishing phones I would wish for Grammy to be all the way better."

6/22/2011

Alli - "Mom are you the oldest in your family?" Scotty - "No Alli, she is you, the youngest." Me - "Then that makes you Uncle Chris Scotty." Scotty - "Yes I am TOES!!!! I have strong toes that can break doors!" (When my brother Chris was a teenager he didn't know the door at the bottom of our stairs was closed and stuck his big toe right through it leaving a hole in the door - that is what Scotty has chosen to remember about his uncle!)

6/22/2011

Alli - "Mom can I tell you something before I swim back to the side. Mom, I love you!"

June 2011

Alli- "Sometime I like to point with my thumb-toe!"

"I am going to ride my bike on the garage-way!"

3/30/2011

Alli asked me today if I knew which kind of pie was her favorite. I said pumpkin. She laughed and said, "No, mom. It is cherry and I haven't even ever had it!"

2/28/2011

We were sitting at dinner and I was asking all the kids where they wanted to travel to. Scotty said Japan really fast. I thought that was interesting so I asked him why. He replied, "So I can learn to speak Spanish!"

11/1/2010

We were talking at dinner one night about cheerleaders. Missy said she did NOT want to be a cheerleader at all. Scotty said, "I kinda want to be one of those boy cheerleaders." We all look at him with a "WHY on earth" kinda look. So he replies with, "What, you get to throw girls up in the air." Missy reminds him that you actually have to catch the girls after you throw them up. To which he replies, "I'll just practice on Alli." I wish I had a camera to capture the look of terror and "Oh, no you won't" on Alli's face!

10/29/2010

Alli in the grocery store - "Witchy-poo give me a wedgy." (I have no idea why she was saying this.)

Me - "Alli, we don't talk like that. It isn't very polite."

Alli - "Witchy-poo would you please give me a wedgy!"

9/24/2010

Me - "Alli, are you a good girl at school?"

Alli - "I don't always obey all the rules" (glint in the eye)

Me - "What rules don't you obey?"

Alli - "Well this girl came up and asked if she could join in and I told her no and kept on playing!"

9/23/2010

Fuzzy told me today that she knew what she wanted for Christmas.... Grey Convertibles ... What are grey convertibles? "Oh, I mean Converse!"

8/1/2010

Alli and someone were talking about names and she said, "My trouble names is Allison Calli Cloward. What's your trouble name?"

6/14/2010

Scotty sat back in his dads car, put his hands behind his head and his feet up and said, "Man, I feel good! I had some ribs, I tooted a couple of times, and I ran around a little bit. That's the power of ribs!"

4/15/2010

Alli has her toy phone, "Ahh! Virginia won't answer!" Me, "Who's Virginia?" Alli, "Duh, My cousin Hailey lives in Virginia!"

4/2/2010

Alli and I were playing Disney Yahtzee Jr. She rolled a Mickey and a Minnie. As she put them together, she said, "Mickey and Minnie are in love... Ahhhh!"

4/2/2010

We were reading the Old Testament scripture stories about the pre-existence. There was a picture of a gathering of God's children listening to the plan. Scotty said, "Boy, I wish I knew what I looked like then so that I could find myself!"

3/4/2010

Alli said last night, "You know that one song that goes 'He sent His Son to die for us and rise with living breath?' It makes my eyes have tears."

2/23/2010

We were at Grandma and Grandpa's house and Alli tells Ty "You are really nice to yourself!" is he nice to anyone else? "He is really nice to his dogs too!" Tyler "I think my 5 year old niece just called me selfish!"

10/30/09

We were talking one day about all the different nicknames we have in our family. I'm Merf, Janessa is Fuzzy and so on. Scotty piped up with, "They call me stud muffin!"

4/10/09

When Fuzzy was little, I can't remember how old, she asked me one day to listen to the reindeer song. I proceeded to sing every Christmas song with reindeer in it to her and she kept insisting no, the other reindeer song. Finally, the lightbulb in my head went on and I realized she wanted to hear the "Do Re Mi" song from "The Sound of Music." Doe, a deer, a female deer. Very clever Fuzzy!

3/26/09

Alli was praying and after her usual "thank you for friends, cousins and food," she said, "Please help us to not to stick our tukus' in the air." I had just pushed her behind down and out of my face.

Recent Good Reads

Running out of Time by Margaret Peterson Haddix
Because of Anya by Margaret Peterson Haddix
The Shadow Children Series by Margaret Peterson Haddix
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austin
Recovering Charles by Jason F Wright
The Missing Series by Margaret Peterson Haddix
Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan
The Wednesday Letters by Jason F Wright
Almost Sisters, Three Tickets to Peoria and Surprise Packages by Nancy Anderson, Lael Littke and Carroll Morris
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling
Fields of Home by Rachel Ann Nunes
Flying Home by Rachel Ann Nunes
The Makeover of James Orville Wickenbee by Anya Bateman
A Christ-Centered Easter by Janet and Joe Hales
Enna Burning by Shannon Hale
Goose Girl by Shannon Hale