My Father says i have to go home by 11.30




Now.. i cannot even Go out.. Lame





When then i got freedom...




arghhhhhhh... i dun wanna blog here la...





at mum's place...

"MUM" ive found it already!!!!!!!

Ive found my happiness....

although its not official yet.. But ive found it................................................................................


now i also have... dun action your joven ok!


lalalala.. sianz leh..... ive got no mood to blog

Im a temperamental jerk..

Im an attitude freak..




Ok.. i know i've still not gotten over the incident at the chalet....

the way you shouted at me.. im just trying to be concerned and you blasted your trumpet at me..


is it so hard to just care for a friend.. how would you feel if you were me? i was just passing by.. minding my own business and comforted you in a nice friendly tone and you just drenched me with your Screams..

really was fuming..some people just dont appreciate care and concern..

hmmm i guess maybe you only wanted some other person and not me. perhaps KIRBY had better comforting skills and he was more privileged in talking to you..

i know now.. sorry isnt gonna salvage anything.. anyways.. BAH!!!!!!!!!

i have no idea..


the above msg is idealy onli for someone and those not involved can kindly ignore the above contents (and DUN ask Me about it)


i love huge fonts..

(i think i did mention this in my blog a few posts ago..)

its after the O levels..

im like so busy........... Having fun..

muahahahahahah

For those of you doing holiday homework..

awwwwww.... i feel so sad for you guys.. haha

grins* NAh~ just kidding



i have no money =(

i need money to lead my extravagant lifestyle.
i need to spend money like there is no tomorrow..
i need to splurge and indulge in branded goods..
i need yada yada yada....


HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know!!!!!... i got to find a Job..

but where???


ShAll i Be a TAxi DRIVER?

nonono......

shall i be a teacher?

nononon...

Shall i be a mcdonalds cashier

nonono

or rather a kFc one?

nononon...

Honestly i have no idea what i want to do..


as long as the pay is high..


IM joblesssssssssssssssssss!


i DO hope i get a Job soon...


then i got the $$ *kaching*!!!

muahahah..

Ok zhen wei is bugging me.. we gonna go find job together..


Gtg..


Shall i go ROB the Bank....







































i shall consider.. hmmmmmmmm *ponders*

The past few days was Fun..


wow.. really dun have the mood to blog anymore because of the fun im going through..

monday went to 4a's Chalet + dye hair. ( our whole group dyed almost the same colour and wore black and it appeared we look like some kind of mafia *shudders* except for chye peng he didint dye such a spoiler!)

Played poker, "fought" with the Cool Gang blah blah

huifang came..

toured Och and the old sCH again.

Yong jun was a total dumbo while leading the group.. he was practically walking himself and didnt dare to walk up to the ladder. so he called someone else..

went back and chit chatted and told lame jokes and lamed around

was fustrated because i could not sleep properly! 6 people squeeze one bed ok!
additonally the toliet was so filthy i didnt even have the mood to do what i wanted..


Fustrated

Tuesday

had a stroll with vincent. hadnt gone to the seaside for so long liao.. it just feels right having the morning sun burning on my back

went home from the chalet to do my stuff.. went home with Tioyong and zhen wei..
had a fun ride cause we were all talking and laughing..

and i simply love zhen wei's busterism hahah (zhen wei you know wad i talking about hahah)

came out again a few hours later..
met yongjun and peiliang to play pool..
arranged to meet nigel ang. tat idiot he came so late.. come liao then go off...

went to Ecp meet someone and passed her something.. then we all played bumper cars together
haha. hmm then i walked her back to the pit cause its not safe and her friends were like walking so infront -_-

sushen and shiying came and we decided to tour OCh again..

went there via cab back to the chalet.. had a stroll with sushen.. wow the sea breeze was great.. mistook someone for vincent hahahahah.. then we saw the real vincent and talk to him awhile..
took his prawns and walked up to put for him..

met yimin bro friends and went into Och.. his friends were all like hardcore sia.. keep smoking all the way.. like nver stop.. went in.. it was bored.. then came out..

sushen kirk and huifang went back to the chalet first. hmm talked at the roadside like the road we open one.. had a stick and it was raining..so yimin and her bro's friend all came to the chalet to sit sit. Yimin FLAUNTED HER pingpong skills.. and practically TRASHED everyone.

went up and had a talk with sushen at the balcony. abit pissed with some people( had a few sticks )

talked with sushen the whole night.. she wanted to watch the sunset and keep saying i bluff her cause we could not see the sun..

walked her out of the chalet and then went back to sleep.. Liked tuesday very much

hmmm then went home... no one.. went to kirk house and then bath and went to Pp to settle something.. dun wanna talk about that..

came home at 8pm.. and then fell asleep on the sofa..

woke up and talked on the phone and watched tv..so long no chance to read the bible and finally got the chance to read it

went to sleep and woke up at 1....



haha Then its thurday!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry ar the above is just for me to rememeber my week...

hmmm yawns.

i think i'll just have a quick shout out in my blog. ntg glamourous really..

Guess wad?






































its The end of the O levels! muahahah and that means







No more stuffing of heads into notes


No more drowning in the nags of parents


No more Blogging with a guilty ( why not studying and blogging) feeling..


No more late nights with the Mp3 player and Tv


No more wearing uniforms!


No more teachers saying " alright students you have 15 minutes more"


No more fears of not having your entry proof with you


No more nicks saying im stressed because of the O levels..


Once you realise that there are so many No MORe's you find the world a much happier place..
a place where even the usual disgusting filthy dustbins looks marvellous.. They seem to be singing to a tune and bubbling out.. " throw rubbish into mua"

you feel the weight on you lighten.. muahaha the air around you smells fresher.
and then you realise you are FREEEEEEEEEEEEE...


budden.... Once you go to your all so cheery and bubbly tong kong (piggy bank) which seems to also sing to a tune " Put your money in mua" and you pry open the covers of the piggy..


TO your Horror!!!!!!



ARgh your personal bank looks empty and then your burden comes back again.. the dustbin looks filthy and dusty again.. the air still feels musty.... everything goes back to normal..
now your piggy bank even sings to a gloomy tune....




sobs..

finally i can blog.. i can vent my fustrations haha..


Today is SU KU day... SU ku (suck bitter) in your BLogs Muahahahah


grins* well i seldom have any.. (even if i do it will dissipate into the air and dissappear in a short while)

hais.. Tomorrow is the last day of the O levels.. Kind of regretted not putting my best.. but well.. as the saying goes.. "dont cry over spilt milk" *shugs* i guess i just have to get on with life and really see what i can slavage from my broken life..

anyways.. kirks already self-declared that the O-levels have ended..(although now he's down with a sorethroat and slacking at home)

zhen wei is strolling around tampines mall.. with the rest of the Ljbs.. probably oogling at Girls who had finished their exams too..

i heard peiliang and chee hui dyed their hair already.. Obviously peiliang dyed till he look like a typcial ah beng... (he went about boasting about his hair quite abit..) well.. I dunno about chee hui and tioyong.. but chyepeng states that he doesnt want to dye his hair..

and thats like so spoiler.. sometimes i just don't understand chyepeng.. its like you go out choosing eggs in the market and you come home all the eggs you choose were Good and yummy eggs and there is one.. THE ONLY one.. which is black and bad and smelly on the inside..

hmmm i wonder when its my turn to dye my hair.. i certainly hope i can dye pink.. sad to say my Pesky grandmother sure step in and give a few comments..

hais.. my mood really goes down when i talk to her..

i cant help thinking that she is giving me some sort of an attitude.. sitting beside her really feels cooped up.. perhaps that cold shoulder.. well.. she seems nicer on msn.. maybe im just too sensitive but i cant help feeling she got something that is against me..

perhaps she doesnt mean it.. i dont know.. i also cant voice out my opinion against anything (except in my blog)

life isnt as smooth going as i wan it to be .. anyways.. i dont really wan my blog to be a sad blog where i go around SU kUing everytime..

anyways.. created a new Neopets account with someone.. haha.. it was like.. she was so indecisive lor.. everytime i voice out something she like.. anything.. anything.. dots. like i create onli.. can she have some views of her own.. dun everything just agree to what i do..

hmm.. i think thats enough of Su ku ing for today.. MY Blog IS to Be a Happy and Bubbly Blog..

NOt a sorry whining SU-ku-ing Blog..

haha



As Promised.. i shall blog about letitia's table...

got the pIc posted like few hours ago and forgot all about it.. ( was playing neopets.)




hope you guys can see whats written about everything..

its labelled.. well if you like you can msg me on msn and i'll Gladly send you the picture..

anyway.. her table is kinda messy in the picture.. as you can see holiday assigmnets all piled up waiting to be done.. haha bet she haven started..

wahahaahaha..


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sometimes i do get Blogging depression.. and i shall stop here.. =x

Eye pain..!!! no mood to blog!




anyway... due to the festive season.. My blog is snowing


(if you dont know what im talking about... Christmas la Dumbo!)


tralala..


want the snowing script? teehee...


if you beg super duper hard.. i will consider sending it to you =p

kidding !! grins*

THE TEAPOT SONG
















































































































































































































































































































































































































quick~ Tip me over and pour me out!!!







hmm.. i know some people.. are stressed and are in bad moods now... here is a song to cheer you up.. smile and sing this cheery song with me..


stay happy ya?


so.. whenever you feel down and lonely.. sing this song!! haha give it a shot.. =)


Cheerios!! (you wan a hug?) hahahah



i know my entries are getting lamer and lamer everytime i blog.. =)

OMG... Joalin's been hospitalised..

yeps.. its in the newspaper headlines today..

it reads...








a teenage girl was hospitalised yesterday at around 5:45pm because of her unstoppable laughter.. neighbours complained that she laughed non-stop and had to call the police..

our reporters interviewed some of her close friends and here are the reports

Johnny (not real name) says that : she is always laughing.. nothing new.. but some rare cases you can see her sniggering to herself..

Mary: her laughter aR? one word.. HOLY! (walks off laughing hysterically as well)


the police are still investigating the matter and will not make any further comments.. however they believed from sources that she apparently visited a highy dangerous and maliciously looking PINK website..


witnessess are to report to the police or Dial the police hotline at 63495424










teehee... kidding la.. everyone knows that liars dont go to heaven...




anyway...





Yesterday... April and her whining prank struck again..



this time the victim was Teeth (chyepeng..)




however he still doesnt know he is being tricked..so lets cross our fingers and knock our teeth that he doesnt come snooping into my blog today..




.. this time.. we initiated our cranky plan without shiying.. ( she was sick.. lets hope/pray she gets well before her history paper )


here goes..



This past string of events really happened.a reanactment prior to the true events is being portrayed out as similar as possible


Chyepeng : hello? ( i was trying my weee best to control my laughter after i heard his innocent voice muahahahahah)

Kirby : Hello chyepeng ar? aPril house got something sia..

Chyepeng: got waD?

April (again in her Cute whining voice) (i noticed her voice was breaking.. April you are Going to be a MAn now hahahaha Grins*) : i dunnooooo got alot of sound whines*

Kirby : now who at your house.. You alone aR? ok or not ( apparently acting la )

Then the knocking comes Knock Knock*

Kirby : chyepeng.. yoU got hear or not ?!

Chyepeng : got la wah lau!

Kirby : getting louder and louder sia..

April whining ***


april why you cry <---- her maid.. ( you nincompoop la! almost gave us away you know?)

Kirby : apRil dun cry.. Dun cry!!

April Continues whining **

Chyepeng : Aiya.. April you Nian Jing ( say scriptures) ( wanna die ar?! ask christian to say buddha scriptures ) i think he was trying to be funny (nice try-_-)

well he realised his folly

Chyepeng : april you dun cry.. you christian right? pray lor.. got pray? (woH!! i Got HIm.. actually in his heart he believes in God.. He is just too Prideful to admit it..)

Chyepeng : ApriL! dun cry dun cry you got blanket or not.. you go take blanket.

Chyepeng : i teach you.. you take cotton wool stuff at your ears (hahah he damn lame sia)

April : got sound you nver hear meH???got alot of sound!!.. Whine whine whine..

chyepeng : you got speaker or not.. You go Boom Loud loud the music..

April : My speaker spoilllll whinessssss

Kirby : how sia chyepeng? Eh You wanna find come find.. come find chyepeng and me la.. ( chyepeng i think in his heart say.. Dun find me ar.. wanna find find kirk)

Peiliang then makes the sound.. again -_-

I can sense that chyepeng was really scared.. he mumbled something to his brother i think..

April then Gave a bewildering shriek and she cut off the phone..

HAha.. i just hope Chyepeng did not pee on his pants..

(April screamed so loud her mum came into the room) haha.. i wonder chyepeng was able to get to sleep yesterday or not....

Poor chyepeng.. i dunno when they wanna disclose the news to him.. but i sure hope its soon.. i dun wan him to pee on his pants everynight.

anyone know how to post audio post?? can give me a taggie..i recorded scratches of the conversation and april screaming.. exclusive!!! haha.. anyone wants to hear it give me a shoutout at Msn.. =)

Chyepeng We gotCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


anyway... today is my History paper.. feeling a weebit tensed up now.. i didnt really study at all... thank God the paper starts at 2pm which means i still have some time left to stuff my weary eyes into the works of hitler and his crew...




hmmm lets see...






AARGH!!!! the words keep getting stuck together..when i post the pictures NEVERMIND!!
i shall post it in another post..

hmpf...

Ive gone bonkers From trying to study history..




Clarence, can you smell the A1 for history? can you smell Victory in the air..

(well apparently No.. Im pasting your pictures over my blog.. how to study?)




Get Out there and study then!! Moron!

take a whiff of his underarms! PhewWWW





Now who say i wasnt charming... ponders*

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." Adolf hitler




eat your heart out Mr micheal! Im gonna Burn all your history textbooks..
beware...



Who says I am not under the special protection of God? <-- did he really said tat!!?
(sources says he did.. no kidding!)


Now... If you guys dont know who is he..(then please get a life)


He is Adolf Hitler.. Founder and leader of National Socialism (Nazism), and German dictator

Führer of Germany..

Lived: 1889–1945 (commited suicide after losing world war 2 )

Mein Kampf [my struggle] was the "bible" he wrote..


he is the most manipulative man i have ever seen.. you should read about him sometime..

remember dont get too aroused hahahahahah

My mum's found her happiness! (not my real mum -_-)


when then my turn??


argh!!! mY mum beat me to it...


and guess wad.. its One month already....


then when then is my turn?? sobs***



i wanna throw the sofa out of the window..









but den.. my sofa is this big..... Then how.... arghhh i wanna cry....




where is my happiness??



i hope her guy is suave...


charming.


rich. (she sure find rich one oopx better not let her see this)


hunky..



if not........ haha.. *grins*



ahem*..


back to my mourning... i wan my happinesssss!!!




is my whining great? ahem*


Click*** (switched back to happy mode)


haha..yesterday talked till 4am in the morning.. was damn shag...


yawns...



anyway.. we had some fun... haha..

This past string of events really happened.
a reanactment prior to the true events is being portrayed out as similar as possible


shiying: eh kirby i think april house got something leh..

april : i dunnnoooooo (wha her voice really act till so haha..)

Shiying: april dun cry again.. dun cry dun cry..

april : hummmmmm i very scared.. (imagine a small cute innocent little sec 1 girl whining away..)

Kirby: huh.. wad happened? april.. dun cry.. (wah he was really tricked..)

unbeknownst of the situation.. it was actually me and peiliang playing a prank on him..

then* there was a scratching sound on the phone..

scratch scratch***

Kirby : APRIL.. you got hear? eh.. i think you just pray in your heart ask the thing to go away.

April : huhmmmm i pray oready..(again picture in your mind a small little girl crying)

(shiying was apparently sniggering away and didnt wanna answer)

Kirby : eh shiying eh april you all where sia.. April! shiying..!!?

Kirby: eh whoever is tat please go away... idiot la dun do such things can or not? (he still doesnt suspect a thing and he is talking to the Ghost now! hahahaha )

Shiying : ya la go away la.. dun find small one la.. wanna find come find me and kirby la. why dun dare ar? ( haha trust her to say tat)


haha.. Peiliang then made a scream tat you can never imagine.. hhaha.. my hair stood on ends ok! (so did the others.)

haha.. then april wanted to put down the phone..and i made a noise which gave myself away.. man.. if not we really had kirk..

he was petrified i tell yoU!

haha.. moral of the story..



do not stay up late at night and be a victim of prank calls!!


i have a bad feeling the next target would be teeth..


OR it Just Might be





























































































































YOU!




Bahhhh!!!

Take me to the place where the spirit of God is.......

wOh Oh OH OH
Woh Oh Oh Oh


IM supposed to go someones house foR Hari raya celebration...


i told her

11/12/2004 1:03:45 PM

grrr.. wads wrong with my MSN! my blog is the best.. www.cl4renc3.blogspot.com hwhhhahhaha self centred :
we'll see how la

grrr.. wads wrong with my MSN! my blog is the best.. www.cl4renc3.blogspot.com hwhhhahhaha self centred :
but ill definately come



I cant believe im saying this to her when i dont wanna go...

Im sorry...i really feel uncomfortable with her around.. i cant change my mindset.. maybe time will heal everything?

anyways.. i got nothing Glamourous to wear.. and i will be so redundant..

have fun with the Guys there anyway..


wahahah...



well.. staying home again.. in front of my all so lovable com and my all so lovable blogging webbie to blog!!!!!! haha...


all you ninny nimcompoops whu are out there getting drenched haha poor you!! (wanna lend my all so pinkylicious umbrella?)




think i will lend you ar? neh neh pOK! fat hope!!!



haha its raining cows and pigs out there.... (apparently upon mentioning the weather mysteriously turns sunny.. weird right?)


never mind.. my Pink umbrella still will shade you from the sun.. but!!!!



think i will lend you ar? neh neh Pok! Fat hope!



anyways...


Selamat hari raya adrifitri or something like tat.. (sorry la i not malay ok!)
to all malay friends out there..




enjoy munching your kutupats (those green green cubed shaped rice squares -notice i dun use balls) (balls are for japanese in case you dont know you dumbo.. which world are you living in?)



enjoy getting GREEN angpaos! although i personally dun like the greenish colour... but i like the contents inside.. teeheee ( i got one from my neighbour.... sit at home also got money take... SHIOK!!!!)


enjoy savouring on the pineapple tarts and the curry... (mmmmhmmmhmhm *licks lips* i can practically smell the hot and piping curry from here...!!! hey i wan some !!!)



Enjoy everything la.. From the Food to the babes and hunks! hahahaha (although i dun really fancy malay babes) hahahaha =x



anyways..


i know halloween is over donkey years ago.. but.. still here to wish all of you a happy halloween!!!!!






found this on the net.. haha hope you guys liked it.. =)


what did Malay 1 say to Malay 2 when he woke up for hAri raya????




















wahahaha... im mad...





all the Malays are practically gonna fill up my corridor later... its gonna be one hell of a noise making ceremony..



well. i shall not blow my trumpet on them.. cause we are racial harmony! hahahaha


well.. what did the malay cow say to the chinese cow?










MOO la... wad cows do?

BARK?


haha.. they mOOOOOOO... in case you were racking your brains for the answer...



haha... i think i shall post more meaningful posts after the O lvls.. =) now my brain is packed up with throngs of information..

Everyone else has had more sex than me wooohoo....
Everyone else has had more sex than me wooohoo....


haha.. im not trying to be horny here... but if you see this clip you'll know what i mean..

Click me~


haha.. cute nots the bunny....



sometimes i wonder why i waste time blogging?

is it because im autistic? NO!!

im eccentric? NO!!!

Im insane?? NO!!!

Im just mad... -_-


quick someone dial woodbridge and bring me back to where i escaped from...



i wanna go to the beach and watch the sun set.... !!!!! which appealing cute innocent babe would accompany me go? grins* (i promise i wont throw you into the sea and let the sharks eat you... btw are there sharks in singapore?? )

well i know there are LJS fishes who swallow people.. but nope.. nver heard of a shark swimming in singapore waters....


Everyone else has had more sex than me woo hoooo...




hahah...




someone once told me the grass is much greener on the other side.....


is there a difference in grass colour?
what's with light green grass and dark green grass?
aren't they like all GREEN???


ya ya.. i know im colour blind and i dont know wad rubbish iim talking about yada yada


does the cow say to the sheep : Hey the grass is greener on farmer Bobby's Farm.. Lets go there and munch up his grass (evil grin*) (or evil moo rather?)

Sheep : baaaaa Grreeeennnn Grraaasssss i Baaaaaa loooveeeee itt.... Baaaaaa

Upon reaching Farmer bobby's Farm..

Cow : woW lookie the yummy grass.. munch munch!

Sheep (drooling) : ooooo greeeennn Baaaaaa Graaaaassssss BaaaaaayuuMMmyyyyy

Farmer bobby : hey you dumb animals get lost!

Sheep : Farmer Noooo... the grass is much greener on the other side..

Cow : munch munch.. lets go over to the other side of the Green grass patch!!!

sheep : baaaa.. you idiot.. I trot all the way here and you baaaing me back... baaaaaa

Cow : The grass is much greener on the other side

Unbeknowst of the situation.. the Cow and the sheep are both colour blind..

Sheep : oh lookie there is an ant on my green Grass...

Cow: Moo... Lookie over there!! Geee Blue Grass..


hahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha

someone please cure me of my madness...

yeah~ Yeah~


I dont care what people will say... Im running after you!


have you ever seen the advertisment on this mad guy.. who goes to a party with a axe practically glued into his head? and then all the other guys gets a date except him...

He runs out looking despondent and then a taxi driver (who is in his mid fourties) says in a voice with a tinge of machoism : "its better to have a song stuck in your head" -_- (the poor guy then throws the axe away into the sea.) (i do hope he doesnt commit sucide as well.. he looks so weird.. so... urmm.. ang mo pai.. when you have the chance to see him again.. well.. take a look at his pathetic actions.. poor guy)

Yawns*



its a Friday morning.. and Im stuck at home with a song stuck inside my head.. yeah.. just like the taxi driver says.. its better to have a song stuck inside your head.. teehee...


ahem* wads with the bush and the kerry thingy ar?

sorry im not into world news and im abit blurified now!





someone enlighten me??



i know bush is an american and Kerry is an american

i know kerry is better looking then bush..

and whats with the politics thingy.. why does it matter even if bush wins?

Here's something cool for you guys to seee click here!!

Click me Dumbo!!!




Ok back to where i was.. a song is stuck inside my head..(and no its not shiyings blog music's that is stuck inside my head.. although her song can give you quite a tinkle down your spine burrhrh*)


visit shiying and tag on her taggie!

Click me!!(smiles innocently*)


ahem.. well im still abit pissed after radioactive anger waves just mutated me...
(i now have some sort of a arm growing under my sides.. gonna cut it off later.. must be the results of last night's mutation.)


should get back to normal soonn.......


Due to my recent obsession with Old ah peks farting on the buses..
ive found something on the net recently..




















The fart detector! works best on Ah peks.


teehee....


well... im off to study.. will try to blog longer when my exams are over!!!



and DO TAG MY BLOG!!!

Hais.. its one of those days again....


I wanna throw the SOfa out of the window... (and stuff cucumber up your nose)


Pissed! totally!


i was just trying to be concerned and you just blasted your petulant sore-filled temper at me!


Is it so hard to care in this world anymore??


YOu ninny nincompoop!


Im just trying to care and your all so "radiant" attitude just radiated radioactive-anger waves to me and im mutating..


Man i just wanna throw the sofa out of the window..


Maybe i should relinquish my all so goody-good-caring attitude..



I cant stand it!



anyway... i just hope a Big Ljs fish will swallow you up tonight!




















wahhahaa... although the fish is abit blur..

Sometimes.. do you just wanna hug someone?

I do right now.... anyone willing to give me a nice-cuddly-warm-soft-comfortable-soothing- relaxing-comforting-forever wont let go hug?

well i shall go hug my bloster.. My all so faithful companion when i feel down or unhappy.. not to mention when i am depressed.. (serves as a great anti-depressant) go ahead try it..

wahaha.. your Bolster must first be..

1. one month old..(which means its one month due to the washing machine!)
2.smelly (one month nver wash still smell good?! bluff sia)
3.soft

teehee.. i was joking about the first 2 points.. it definitely must be SOFt.. !

well if yours' stinks!!!! time to gif it a wash...!! the poor bolster is stinking away at the corner of your bed.. reeking of the aftermath of your last night's nightmare.. looking gloomily at you with a "wash me pleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee" look

sHame on you.... Go gif your Bolster a wash !

hey a bolster has feelings too ok! so dont ever bend it in such a mangled manner.. (like what im doing right now!)

oopx.. sorry bolster... teehee!

however the downside of hugging a bolster... ITS NVER WARM ENOUGH....
ITS NVER SWEET SMELLING ENOUGH!!!!!!!

argH!!! i wanna protest to the bolster making companies!!!

cant you guys make warn and cuddly and auto scented bolsters to satisfy the hungry huggerS!(like me?!)

grrr...its one of those "i-feel-like-throwing-the-sofa-out-of-the-window" days again..


hmmmmm...

im gonna talk about my bio paper today.. the last question i got was something interesting...

Compare human male and female gametes (which is to say.. the egg and the Sperm) in terms of (i)size(ii)numbers(iii)movement, in each case suggest reasons for the differences you described.

this was vaguely my answer..(i tried to impress the markers with my English.. to make up for my messy scribblings..and my lack of content knowledge)

ahem**

The human male gametes which is commonly known as the sperm, is produced in the testis. Its minute size, compared to the Female gametes (which is the egg) ensures that the sperms are able to swim through the narrow opening of the urethra. With only a few millimetres in length compared to the Egg which is a few centimetres in diameter, its ability to swim in its medium (commonly known as semen) to the destination of fertilisation is advantageous as it ensures the fertilisation of the egg.

Moreover the sperm which is produced in the testes in great numbers.. ensures the implantation of the sperm's head onto the ready to be fertilised egg.. The egg however.. is only produced singularly as there is no need for a large quantity of eggs.. however in rare cases.. 2 eggs are produced in the ovaries to bring about twins if both the eggs are fertilised..

Lastly, the movement of the sperm is highly aided by its tail to enable it to swim vigourously to its implantating destination. The sperm that reaches the Egg first will get to implant its genes and chormosomes into the egg.. thus.. the competition of swimming the fastest is highly important. The egg moves from the Ovaries to the Oviduct to the Urethra For fertilisation in its 14 day course and it disintegrates and a new egg is formed making up the 28 day Menstural cycle. it then stops all movement and await sperms to approach the egg and thus fertilises it.


haha out of 8marks.. how much would you give me?

how about giving me 10 marks?


wahahaah im running wildy.. screaming and thrashing about insanely..

sometimes i do question myself.. why aint i in the woodbridge hospital!

whahahahahaha

there is a famine of blog topics.....

therefore!!!IM gonna blog about my Pink umbrella once again!!!!

haha.. kidding!




I witnessed a farting incident on the bus again...i dun understand why am i so prone to witnessing people passing their flatulence on the bus. isnt the air-conditioning on?
we dont need additional air freshener although the bus stinks by itself.

this time.. it was a loud one.. suprisingly there was no foul smell..*weird*

victims cum witnesses :Zhen wei ,Clarence (surprisingly Kirk.. the one who usuallys likes to spot such stuff was totally oblivious about the incident)

Culprit: a man in his 40's reading wad i assume is a chinese novel.. he was sporting a funny sleeved shirt.. which i presume onli heterosexuals wore tat...(well the old ones of course... young heterosexuals nowadays are getting increasingly fashionable..which is to say.. they have a great deal of fashion sense.. =x )

Why cant people just turn off their bunsen burners.. (this bunsen burner was jammed up i presume.. thus it made tonnes of noise.. )



ARGHHHH... i cant wait for the O lvl.. to finish......

1. Not sure whether to dye my hair or not.. well... i think i should indulge some bucks on myself rather than keeping the cashh like some old miser..

2. im definitely gonna watch the sunset.. (momentarily, i can onli oogle at some breathtaking pictures on the internet.. ) anyone wanna come sunset watching with me? haha!

there are so many things to buy and so little cash.. man i guess im going to work.. !
(p.s - i dun mind working as a mascot.. going round wearing a suit and distributing flyers )

i wanna get the converse shoess... and im gonna STRUT around Orchard road with it!



cheH! not bad sia...



haha.. to end... here is a picture of a sunset... SobS**. when Then i can go see the sunset.......











WAHhahahahahhahahahahaha.. For all of you tat is visually handicapped.. the SUN is SETTING! and not rising..



PLEASE PARDON ME FOR MY SPELLING MISTAKES... My Eyes are hurting and im lazy to correct any of the above errors..
SENTENCE STRUCTURES may also prove disfunctional as my brain is malfunctioning due to the influx of happy thoughts..(i cant seem to think of wad im gonna do after the O lvl!!!!)

i just found out tat friendster deleted everyone's testimonials..

EXASPERATED OK!

i hope its just a glitch or something and they are gonna put it back..
if not..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im gonna whack every single one of them with my lovely pink umbrella...

no la.. not so stupid oK!.. make my pink umbrella spoil onli..

teehee.. i was mentioned significantly in someone's blog with my pink umbrella...


late in meeting clar. hurried to bathe. changed into the creased uniform and flew to e bus stop.

where clar then shown off his new Giordano Pink Umbrella to me.[it was cloudy] . all the way from the bus stop.. in the bus... at school .. he was flaunting his umbrella to me.
alright clar. it's sunny now. u can put ur umbrella to good use.

he seems so satisfied and contented with his pink little umbrella. like a little boy who victoriously got the toy he wanted after spending about 2 hrs in the toys department bawling. =x wahah..


and thats FANG's blog.. (btw you can go see her template.. its a bit bloody. with the heart haha.. and she is cranked up about her template...i dunno why? it looks ok waD?)

and i love my PInk umbrella!

the glossy finishes...

the lovely shade of pink..

the stand out. G-I-O-R-D-A-N-O print

simply heavenly! esoterically made for ME.. and Me alone!

muahhahaahaha..>! however i havent got the picture to put it up on my blog..

thus you guys cant see how FINE it is... (p.s you will drool.. when you see the umbrella!)

hmmm.. i wanted to blog about something a few days ago.. but i think there is some error in posting.. then the whole thing was gonE!

you know how pissed i was... i wanted to throw the sofa out of the window =x whahahah

i realised there is so many birthdays on the month of november..

wads wif november? is it a Good day for mums to defecate babies out..
or its just the trend in those days..

Mum to dad : hmmm.. i like november leh... so classy... lets have a November baby
Dad (drools) : wow ok

*Dad pounces on mum and they get on with their making babies ritual -_- (wont go to detail about this one )*


Mum to dad : eh next door auntie say november good month to have babies leh!
baby sure come out pretty or handsome one
dad: Tired.. dun wan la tml then say
Mum: i wan!!!!!!

*Mum pounces on dad and they get on with their making babies ritual -_- (wont go to detail about this one ALSO! )*

tee hee.. Im broke.. and there simply isnt time to buy prezzies for all of you guys so PLEEEAaSSSSEE spare me the prezzie talk.!

but.. when i have the chance.. i will go to the nearest Giordano store and get a lovely PINk umbrella for you guys =)

its $6 on rainy ddays.. and $12 on sunnies =)

KIDDING!

however i still will keep in mind tat there are prezzie hungry people out there!.. and when im free.. i'll go down to the nearest shopping mall.. (if God is willing) ...and get you a little gift =)

although its ntg grand and expensive.. hope you guys like the belated gifts..

(tats if i remember about it teehee)
hahaha


TO end... (some one is bugging me to end my post!)
here is a picture of F4... (its kinda lovely)






































































































TaDA!!! hope you guys like F4 =)
although the font is abit blurred! ( i lazy to go edit la)

Man am i tired... woke up at 5.45 today.. sleep for less then 15 min.. still now pia maths.. piang oei.. O lvl sianz ar...

Ive decided.. to be more mature in my behaviour and my social etiquettes =x haha..

Tats right! (hint:scroll down..)

























No more lame jokes!
































































No more NOnsensical conversations













No More Rowdy behaviour!

























































The Old Clarence Tan is Gone..Dead.. finish.. Bye bye.. BANg..





















































HOwever... MY BLOG WILL STILL BE AS LAME AS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grins*

actually got tons of stuff to blog today! but........
we all have mood swings sometimes right?
not onli girls have mood swings ok!

Guys also have emotional trauma one ok!
sensitive abit can?
wahha.. im getting insane..

(i love big fonts... they look cool and well..GIGANTIC?)



Im really concerned about the hygiene standards in singapore..

(i have a hunch i will be clobbered to death by the ah peks at the coffeshops if they were to be able to read english and have a look at my blog.. yikes)

Inflatuate.. YA? pronounce wif me IN-FLATU-A-TION

commonly known as FARTING... (has many other names like.. german gas.. blah blah.. primary school they call it.. PUt put.. haha ! )

ahEM! back to where i am.. ya.. im totally horrified by the hygiene standards in singapore...

just a few days ago i was sitting in the bus with some friends.. (heading back to sch for our o level paper.. ) we had our fill of piping hot mcdonalds breakfasts in our now satisfied tummies...

and man! guess waD? someone just farted and i think the culprit was beside kirby.. kirby was the real casualty.. xing ku ni le..

it smelled like wasabi..(by kirk)

oh man.. i tell you.. it was absolutely disgusting..
imagine you just had your breakfast and you have to go through this tormenting experience of sniffing up peoples gaseous wastes?

if i could get the ah pek jailed.. i would.. the problem is.. wasnt sure if it was him.. but.. 90% of the stereotyped frequent farters have

1 - recceeding hairline topped wif specks of grey hair
2- tall and scrawny looking
3-suspicious looking face
4-muscular and firm ass
5-a face tat tells you "IM about to fart.. all come here smell it"
6- in his/her mid thirties to late seventies..


so due to logical speculations and at that present situation.. it was him alright.. YOU BlarDy FARTER! cover your ventilation holes till you get off the bus can?

be considerate...

THOSE FREQUENT FART-ERS IN THE MRT AND BUSES after you read THIS... PLEASE BE KIND ENOUGH TO REFrAIN FROM THOSE ONIONS AND GARLICS..

And kindly stuff something up your bunsen burner! thanks =)


FARTS CAN Be FlAMMABLE! -_-

Have You seen Baked cookies before?

im about to turn into one..

getting baked in the Oven..

The O lvls are Baking Me nuts. (notice i dun use driving?)(cause im under 18 i dun DRIVE) hahahahahahahah (lame not?)

Today and yesterday was StuPIdecalifocolocious ( try to pronounce dis its good for your brain cells)

i couldnt finish my FeAking Paper 1 and 2 For chinese

ANd guess wad todaY? i cant conclude my SOcial studies..(hope those A1 students the paper all get lost.. then cannot make) (evil grin* muahah)

*POUTS* SIGHHHHHHHHHHH

lalalalala... no mood to blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wanna see something????


























































AttaCk of the pink slippers!



CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!