Busy bee (literally)

Can't believe it's been a week since I was last here - like everyone else I'm up to my neck with end of term stuff. Today was Geordie Boys violin concert - luckily for you I can't upload video or I would be sharing it!

(90 x 7 year olds +violins = slight headache) 

We seem to be limping towards the summer holidays -  suddenly all trousers seem to have holes in, shoes are falling apart and no one can find a PE kit. I'm counting the sleeps man.

Anyway, I've managed a couple of days in the workshop - making some new signs...(available on Folksy soon)

 some bunting (it's for you Paula - hope you like it!)

 and lots of other ...

Now for the randoms! 

We bought some little white stones back from our hols.

I loved this little ♥ shaped one and 

thought it made a sweet 

message for Cleggy! 

Speaking of himself, we were both working in the workshop yesterday and found this pair getting it on in the summer sunshine...

I've never seen a Queen Bee before - maybe she just comes out when she's after a worker!

I only managed a couple of photos before they were off - still amorous and very much attached! 'wooah' says Cleggy 'double the fun'. 




Finally - a couple of pictures of our lovely Ned enjoying the early evening sun. Love how he's stretching that leg out for maximum warmth. He went missing a couple of days ago - we're still not entirely sure how he got out but he was soon found enjoying the delights of next doors plants. Thank goodness for that!

Oooh, before I go, does anyone else look at the keywords people have put into a search engine and found your blog? They frequently make me chuckle...a favourite is 'extreme grandma' (which relates to a post from yonks ago about pimping Grandmas stool! if you missed it take a look, it's cute) and more recently 'man in love with mannequin for 20 years'!  Too funny.
Love the idea of some bored teenager looking for sky diving grannys and finding modge podge!
fee x

Tiramisu and fairground rides (but not together)

We are off out for dinner with friends tonight (I know, out on a Saturday night 2 weeks running! get us...and we're out next week!) and I'm making desert, which is my favourite job!

This morning I was up nice and early and making Nigella's  

Irish Cream Tiramisu. 

It's one of my favourite recipes and (like many of my makes) is never the same twice but always good.

You can find the recipe on Nigella's site here.

I had to remind myself that drinking Baileys at 9 am was probably paramount to a drink problem...so settled for some serious licking of spoons. By the time everyone else was up I had finished, and only feeling slightly sick.  

Nigella suggests making in a large glass bowl but I think it works well in pretty china cups:

Our afternoon was spent at the annual town fair. You can hear the marching bands from miles away (love that sound) and the bottom of our road is closed off for the parade so the boys can run down and watch when they hear the music.





We had a large amount of huffing and puffing when they were told they needed to 'earn' some money for the fair by doing jobs. My biggest bug bear of the moment is that they don't appreciate the value of money (especially son #1) and  I vividly remember last year being horrified when I realised we'd spent about £50 at the same fair.
I'm not sure they appreciated their rides any more than last year but at least the cars are clean!!!

Anyway, the big boys were allowed to go off by themselves (which I hate on every level) so we just had Geordie - our little feardy! He decided this year was the year of the BIG ride...

After much deliberation he picked a fairly fierce one and seemed to enjoy it. 

Until he got off, when it was clear he felt less than well! It was boiling hot so we grabbed some fair food (hot dog and chips, naturally) and found some shade. Geordie announced he needed 'a lie down' so our trip ended fairly prematurely and we came home! Ah, the year of the big ride....
fee x

Yippppeeeee!

I'm in the club, I'm no longer green with envy, I can talk the language, I belong...

I  can  crochet!!

  
Ok, I exaggerate somewhat. I had one lesson and I've added 4 rows to a granny square.

What's more, my friendship with Jane survived (I hope?) and I'm allowed back for another lesson next week. Yippppeeee....
Thank you lovely and generous friend.

So, I'm taking a quick break from my crocheting (yipppeeeee) to have a quick blog surf, then back I go, with my little porky fingers weaving away like Edward Scissorhands! (I can't tell you how slow and cack-handed I am!)

So, what else?
Well, firstly I'd like to add this to my list of things I'd like for Christmas

available here

Isn't it amazing? and best of all there's only room for two - so the boys would have to be in the tent. Shame.

I also thought I'd share some pictures of my little nephews Sonny and Luca taken at the weekend. Sonny had a big balloon from the church fair and played catch for (what felt like) two hours!
It was so hard to capture in a photograph but you get the idea...

I love the over dramatic hands on head when he didn't catch it!

Meanwhile little Luca is such a quiet, gentle soul. He was mesmerised by a bead on granny's bracelet...

We love seeing them.

We also love our Mabel around - and tonight she's sleeping over! (downstairs with Granny)
I stupidly didn't take any photos today but can confirm that she LOVED my rendition (complete with an impressive dance routine) of Beyonce's 'If you like it then you should have put a ring on it'! Nelly laughed so much she nearly wee'ed.

I've also managed to put in some hours in the workshop over the last couple of days - making tons of teachers blocks. 

My friend Alison asked me to make her a little box for Evan's baby teeth. I did - and now feel guilty that I have no idea where any of my boys teeth are...(bad mother)

To be honest if I had a good root round the bottom of any random drawer I'd no doubt find them....

I also made this big block for my most regular customer (thank you Paula!) I hope Mrs Townsend likes it too...

That's it - as random as ever.
Before I go (back to my crochet!) has everyone else been getting the weird comment from the man who hates American women? I've left it in my comments from last post so you can share the craziness! (then I'll be deleting it)? My - he has some beef with you lovely ladies. Fortunate for us foreign (non American) ladies there are still such amazing men out there for us....! What the heck?
fee x
ps just to be clear - I don't actually get things like caravans for my Christmas!!! just in case you were wondering...

Favourite waste of time

Thank you so much Jenny and Cuckoo for bestowing on Chipper Nelly the Kreativ award  - I love reading your blogs and still think its funny that anyone (other than Granny) reads mine!

Last time I divulged some of my dreams...this time I'm going to  share 10 of my favourite things/to do, in no particular order;

BOOKS

  Can't imagine life 

without them. 

Currently reading 

Tracy Chevalier

'The Virgin Blue'. 

Favourite book = Wuthering Heights.

      RECIPE BOOKS

 I could happily read a good one 

all day. 

I Enjoy them as much as eating. (almost)

Favourite food writer = Nigella

Toulouse, 2010

Planning holidays

Don't have to be planning on going on one to enjoy random planning! 

Favourite place = France. (or South Devon...)

shoes

 Just love them

Favourite brand = Irregular Choice

Freshly laundered bedding

That moment when you jump into bed and it's all neat and smells of clean washing

Favourite fabric smell = lavender

I don't own this PIP bedding.....yet!

      ♠Card games♥

MUST add remembering how to play poker to my list of things to do before I'm 50!

Favourite card game = canasta

facts

LOVE a fact, especially a 

random one. 

Favourite = animal groups eg: 

a mischief of rats, a crash of rhinos, a tower of giraffes...

I could go on!

cosmetics

 When I had a real job I spent much of my hard earned salary on products! Now I have less disposable money, or rather 3 children, I think I appreciate a good product more than ever. I especially love how make up can transform you, even when you feel rubbish.

Favourite product = Bobby Brown concealer

 

A good TV series

I like when we're right into something, so we always have something to watch if we find ourselves with a free hour (both awake!). Enjoyed 24, Dexter, currently working through Chicago Code and Mad men.

Favourite = The Wire (genius)

blogging

I Can't believe I've only been partaking for a few short months - have met so many lovely people, been so inspired, happily wasted so many hours!

Favourite blog = all of them!!!

Ah, done! Now to pass on the award....and I know lots of people already have it, so I'm giving it to Bee, who is the only person I know is newer than me, and we need to know more! 

Fee x

Winning... and other (very) randoms!

LOVE winning something (who doesn't?) and today I won Vintage Vicki's giveaway - her spare copy of Mollie Makes! I scoured the shops for the first edition, scoured some more for the 2nd, then finally got my act together for the 3rd and have subscribed! I'm thrilled to get one of the ones I missed and vow here and now to make something out of it for a show and tell! Thank you very much Mrs VV.

Meanwhile, to give you a chuckle, I thought I'd share Cleggy's reading material...he gets it delivered each month! 

As you can see, this month there's a feature on keeping your birds safe and sound. Little late for that!!

Anyway, Cleggy has spent many (more) hours this weekend moving rocks to reinforce the fence in an attempt to keep the ladies as safe as possible - all we can do now is keep our fingers crossed.

STILL no sign of the ducklings - we can't locate the golf course pond but I'm going to presume they are both there living happily ever after. Apparently, since we now have a pond, we 'need' some more ducks! No doubt there will be a trip to the lovely duck lady again soon. I'm hoping that if I ever get off I'm not replaced so soon!

(Anthea - if you are reading this please can you stop telling Cleggy he needs more than 2 - he doesn't!!!)

Anyway  - can report that Granny's church fair was a lovely way to spend a saturday afternoon. 

To make it even better the boys were allowed to stay and help clear up (/eat the left over cakes!) so Cleggy and I went home for a little peace

the cakes weren't all for us! we had family guests!

 

 

Can also report that the Lip Service theatricals were as good as ever. We actually had dinner with the stars of the show beforehand. To be fair, they weren't on our table, and we didn't actually speak to them, nor did they know who we were...but we were in the same restaurant! It was bizzare to think that while Glastonbury was going on we were swaying along to Doris Day's Que Cera Cera! We rock man...

Speaking of Glastonbury....I am in awe of Beyonce! I've just reassured Cleggy that she isn't real, and that what his eyes are seeing is infact a figment of his imagination. HOW is she doing that dancing, and singing, in those legs, ...and not having a good wheeze?! AM AZ ING.

check my bootylicious legs!!!

Anyway - it has totally distracted me from writing anything interesting in order to graciously accept my Kreativ Blogger awards... I'll be far more interesting tomorrow!

Happy new week - could do with more of this sunshine please.
fee x

I ♥ a night out

A busy weekend for us - but in a good way.

Last night I met up with some of my favourite people from my previous life - when I had a proper job and everything. 

In those days I had a (terribly current) bag full of products, a hairSTYLE, shoes with heels (and no socks!), a waist, some cheekbones (hoping to find them again soon), a finger on the pulse of fashion, music, current affairs, business... and clearly a huge (terribly current) pair of rose tinted glasses!!!

(Seriously though, in those days I could always find my purse/phone/keys and more importantly my car in John Lewis carpark. What has happened to me?)

Anyway - Nelly and I were meeting up to travel in to Leeds together and nearly didn't get there. We got stuck in a hotel car park in the middle of, what can only be described as, my big fat gypsy prom! I got my car wedged between a hummer limo and a london bus. If only my camera had been handy....

Although we're Northern, none of us is actually that orange!

We don't get together very often for boringly familiar reasons but always have a great big laugh - and last night was no exception. I wheezed all the way home and sound like Marge Simpson this morning. Even better that I share these pals with Nelly - so get an extra night out with her too.

 Tonight we are out again - what an absolute treat! We're going to see Lip Service - a theatre company largely made up of two very funny women. We've seen almost everything they've ever done (they have a cult following don't you know...and I think I'm in the cult!) Only recently did I realise why they were called Lip Service. Such an innocent. (doh!)

Anyway, their shows are clever as well as very funny. Our favourite is called 'Withering Looks' and is about the Bronte sisters. It's touring again at the moment so have a look at their website and see if it's near you - I wouldn't normally be so bold as to recommend something but I heartily recommend this. 

Tonight we're at The Lowry seeing 'Desperate to be Dorris' - can't wait. 

Cleggy and I are even getting out early (thanks The Granny) and having something to eat beforehand - why, I declare that a big night out! 

We're off to Granny's church fair this afternoon then making the most of the promised warm weather tomorrow with a family trip out. What a perfect weekend it's turning out to be.

THANK YOU very much to Jenny for my award yesterday, and Cuckoo for hers a couple of weeks ago. I'm thrilled with them, natch, and will do my little fact doodah tomorrow. I love both your blogs!
Hope your weekend is as cheery as mine,
fee x
(ps no sign of ducks. Cleggy reinforcing the fence some more this morning!) 

Sharing the crochet love

I was supposed to be having my first crochet lesson today  with my lovely friend jane (desperate to be in the girls who can crochet club)- but the lists got the better of me and I had to cancel. It wasn't helped by the fact that we had a wild duck chase this morning!

Just as I was leaving on the school run my pal Julie called to say she'd seen 2 little ducks being shepherded to safety on the other side of the village - and thought they might be ours. I hadn't finished my sentence before Cleggy was off to see if they were our runaways. On reflection I think he was thinking 'if they are ours then great....if they aren't ours I'm having them anyway!'.

I promised to meet him at the location of 'the sighting' and zoomed over as soon as I'd delivered the boys to school. Now, it dawned on me that the place in question was a very busy crossroads on a particularly busy road, at rush hour. As I approached I expected to see Cleggy in the middle of traffic chaos, stopping cars and wildly chasing two very speedy ducklings around. It gave me an instant headache - as I knew that, if this was the case, I'd have to get out of my car and do the same! (particularly since I wasn't completely what you'd call 'dressed'...)

Anyway  - when I got there it seemed the kindly (/crazy) lady in the newsagents had shooed them towards the safety of the pub car park. We spent a while having a good search (in the rain) but found nothing. Cleggy gave the newsagent his mobile number in case they ever showed up (for a packet of crisps and a paper?)

We got a call from the man at the golf course later in the day (crazy newsagent lady seemingly handing number out willy nilly) to say he thought they were on his pond - so we'll follow this lead tomorrow!

Anyway - I know some of you will have found this yourself, but the lovely Julia Crossland has posted an e-book on her site today sharing some crochet patterns/tutorials, including this beautiful bunting, a phone cover and cushion among others.

How lovely is that? Here's the link

I can't wait to crochet!!! (in my spare time...)

fee x

Duckling update and other randoms

Thank you for all the lovely comments yesterday - we've searched (and listened) but can't find our little ducks anywhere. 

On a more positive note there are absolutely no feathers belonging to them so hopefully they have found somewhere new to live (with a puddle!) and will survive until they can fly away somewhere nice!

The boys are all fine with it - but then again we've had to do 'the circle of life' chat quite a lot recently. Soz to anyone who is now singing that annoying song for the rest of the day....

Our chicken area has been reinforced - with more big stones, more wee (apparently v good as a deterrent) lots of securing and THIS:

Then I had the brilliant (if I say so myself) idea to get rid of  make the best use of Bertha!

Cleggy said 'good idea fee [as always] and if you get me an appropriate outfit I'll sort it out'. 

What the heck is the appropriate outfit for #1 fox deterrent??? Anyway - here she is, in her birthday suit, arm missing and, for reasons only known to Cleggy, a black wig! thinking she has a look of Cher about her?

Meanwhile I have the longest list of jobs ever...so decided to make some bunting instead (I didn't like the look of the jobs)

 

I used the tags from my birthday presents and added some bits and pieces of fabric/ric rac/ribbon etc lying around. Hopefully it won't melt or catch fire!


Finally Cuckoo posted a funny weight watchers card over at hers yesterday and I promised one in return...

Fee x

ps apologies about the dodgy formatting - Blogger is being v v tricksy! AGAIN