Little Red Riding Hood & 3 Little Pigs

Lame story told by Dear:

One day Little riding hood (LRH) was walking down the streets to look for her grandma..she saw 3 little pigs on the way..

1st Pig : LRH where are you going?

LRH : I am going to visit my grandma..

2nd Pig : Shall we escort you there as there is a Big Bad Wolf loitering around..

3rd Pig : Ya ya... it will eat you up..

LRH : Eat me up?? No worries, with you pigs around it will not eat me 1st!

All 3 pigs : Hahahahaha.....

1st Pig : I think you do not know the Big Bad Wolf well...

2nd Pig : Ya ya...It will not eat us up, even yes, we will be the last on his list!

3rd Pig : Ya.. we will be on his last on his list..

LRH : (Puzzled) Why is this so??

All 3 pigs : Because Big Bad Wolf is a muslim!! We are not halal...HAHAHA

Brought to you by : Kerry Theng

P.S. the story above does not mean I am a racist & I do not bear any racial discrimination against Malay..just that I heard this frm him and i thought of publishing it just for laugh..

HE told me this story when I told him that I have never hear any bedtime story before..haha..so he told me to coax me to sleep! But it backfired...haha..I stayed rather awake..

But I appreciate the effort..Thank you..

I Miss U..

Dear has went to KL for his work, will only be back next week..Just received his msg that he has reached and will be starting his work soon..Kelian..

Looking at the pictures that we have taken at Japan & other trips..feel so warm although he is not around..I know he is not the romantic type.. but he is a very detailed person..from the things he has done, i know that he listens to everything I had said before..But he is also very straight! So straight that it is hard to bent him! haha..have to direct him things step by step so that he can achieve what I want..haha..but seeing the effort that he put in doing these task, also make me feel happy as i know he doesnt brush things aside and he does not make empty promises!

I will miss you, take care & come back soon ok?

Happy small events..

Managed to talk to him about what he should improve on last nite, finally get it off my chest after keeping it to myself for so long..I seriously think that communication is very important! Only when we communicate den we can realise what we want in the relationship..Well.. the talk ended smoothly as its an informal one lah...just finding chance to tell him how i feel and how he can improve! Will evaluate him again..haha

I finally did something which can make my work life better....that is ... Tune in to 93.3..heehee.. i found a small radio & 3 batteries when i was packing weeks ago and i turn it on today..loud enough for me and soft enough for others..so happy!

Would be celebrating mum's birthday tonite as Dear would not be around on Sat (31/5)..

Would be going down to Suntec for training next week! Interesting! Looking forward to it..

Work Life!

Just eaten lunch, had tom yum noodles! yum yum! Actually wanted to wash my hair at the salon, but after checking out the price its $25!! I run with my life! Happen to saw Jason Marketplace and went in to stroll and get some food to munch! Bought redbull and hot chocolate! Immediately went back to make myself a cuppa..Hot chocolate in my Snoopy mug reminds me of Japan! When I m out in the cold in the Universal Studio, hot chocolate is heaven! But sad to say the taste of the hot chocolate is different from it!

There was this short bob cut haired lady in my office whom is arrogant, i tried smiling to her 3 times and she just ignored and looked away! Damn F***ing rude! Dun tell me she didnt see me! I tried 3 times and we have eye contact! Trust her to be the MD secretary! Don't even have the basic courtesy!Therefore after that even if we are in each other's path i ignored her as well! Let her have a taste of her own medicine! Bitch!
So far everyone here is good..esp my boss..always get lunch treats from her!haha..

Rainy Afternoon, cold office and a cuppa hot chocolate to accompany me thru the day till 6pm!

Aimless weekend..

Its my 1st Saturday at work..tired..went MJ with Yan last nite and now I am still thinking of the bamboos and the "wan zi".. Post MJ effect..its normal for me..Will even dream of it when i am sleeping..irritating at times..

Finally managed to clear all my personal email this morning so that I have space for more!! Looking forward to next week work plans..Dear will be working this weekend which means I will be bored with yan not around as well..

Will be going for an interview on next Monday in an oil & gas company. Its not that I am not satisfied with I have now.But since they can pay me better with better benefits, y not? Will be in my tip top condition on Monday!

I miss Long Jie..Will be arranging for a trip soon after yan is back!

Vesak day weekend..

Went to Sebas's gal - chloe bday celebration..very cute gal...big eyes,small mouth..haha..unlike sebas...luckily..heehee..joking lah..

Went for KTV with hongdou after that..been awhile since we went out together..After which went for dinner with yan n joy at Lau Pa Sat..and dessert is Ben & Jerry at Dempsey Hill...haha..nice environment...tats not the end...we went Bowling!!! haha..it has been ages since we went bowling..in the past i do not like to go bowling..I guess its the company!

We enjoyed so much that the next day we went there AGAIN! This time we went to West Coast Recreation Centre..abit old there but ok lah..no waiting list!

yan wif her pretty princess

Saw a Hello Kitty bowling ball as well..but Dear says unless i intend to specialise in the sport orelse no need buy..true!!

Yan going to Amsterdam this weekend..be careful k..I will definitely miss u! No kaki for MJ!!haha..Joking lah..just be careful & bring yr winter wear,lip balm,moisturisers huh!

Dear going to KL to work next week also..haiz..will miss u too!!

~~ Gathering ~~

Been having the same nightmare for the past few days..Haunting me..

All i can say is " I am Sorry"



Back from Celine's chalet..A good gathering of friends and I had a good laugh..HAHA! Poor Chris being the target of my flying green tea! He was telling me about THE RING..supposed to be a scary movie but from him, its a funny one! I couldnt control the mouthful of green tea in my mouth and spat it on him...poor thing..BUt he is a nice guy lah.. although he always bicker with me..

Edmund announced to us that he might need our help in his proposal to his GF! Finally he is settling down after numerous GFs..haha..she is a nice gal lah..Edmund is also a good BF..very thoughtful and caring..I am so happy for them..really..Gotta save up for his hongbao liao...

The circle of close friends has become smaller and smaller..with the absence of Jason & Yongsheng as they are abroad..But it seem quite small now..wonder will it be the same after a few years later? We began with a group of ard 10! now left the few of us so quite miserable.

Hope that this group of friends will only expand ( with their spouse & Kids )..

Events

May is always full of events :

JOyce, Celine, Yunyi, Sebas's kid & Mum Birthday!

However I am very effective & efficient! I bought everything last MOnday!

Joyce i got her accessories..Celine( cant say now cos she celebrating on Saturday ).. Yunyi i got her some interesting boardgame..actually wana buy her loads of beads but her dad say she has them liao...Sebas's kid i got her a educational teddy..And Mum.....( not yet buy )..no intention..maybe bring her for tim sum..her favourite..

Looking forward to Saturday as its Celine's Chalet & Dear will be teaching me to cycle..yes.. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CYCLE!

I know that Dear is hoping to get some of the contracts done & i hope that you can make it!
No worries! U can do it..I can support u ...mentally..heehee...physically & financially is out...